Ray's Commentary: Episode 1
This episode was kinda interesting. I now know that this could be fun. Also, I don't need an intro, dangit! My thoughts on the one on the other end so far: you get some development, but not much. No one really got any development other than being introduced. Am I a bit of a hypocrite for saying that? Maybe. I understand it all, I just don't get some parts. In the next episode, I realize that the redneck stereotype is somehow smarter than the nerd. The next scene makes me feel as if I was high while watching, because faces in my world can't just disappear. The next scene also feels like a trip. I won't even try to explain. The next scene shows us that the 63rd one thinks that immense pain is well exchanged for facial hair. Then I proceed to see the blue one being incredibly stupid. You may not have seen it because of the fog, and trust me, you don't want to have seen what happened. However, this makes me assume that you went deaf for plot convenience. Confronting the cliché beyond belief villain has you teleport just to make it look less contrived. However, it looks more contrived when you get found in one minute flat. And the ending that breaks from all sorts of cliché makes this all worthwhile. Thanks for reading, and good night.
-Ray Lastnameless
Dear pony on the other end...
I am the new owner of this book. You can call me Ray Lastnameless. I know about those on the other end because I saw a movie about it recently. Yes, the supernatural happens outside of just CHS. I saw a gun pointed at a giant pepper shaker the other day. Wait, do you guys even have pepper shakers? If so, please tell me. Anyway, a teenage wizard of sorts lives in my kitchen. She was the one who gave me this book. My brother let out the secret and told me that the book was "borrowed". He then proceeded to tell me that I should stop watching post-movie. What he meant by that, the world might never know. Meanwhile, the wizard has practically re-arranged my kitchen to the point where it no longer resembles a kitchen. By the way, did I mention I have a TV that tunes on the channels of alternate worlds? I checked it out, and at the time, the blue one was drunk on cider, the Chris one was contemplating suicide, the rule 63 Voldemort was using my waste of money known as ShamWow, the jack one was implying something I will not name, the pie one was celebrating 30 million subscribers, and the other one was doing what the other one does. In your world, do paragraphs exist? If so, there is no such thing in my world. Either that, or I don't care. Am I coming off as unlikable? Please answer all of my questions (if you have time, of course). Now leave me alone, I'm going to prepare for a big project.
-Ray Lastnameless
