The misadventures of Clever, Andreas and Sansin: The Drunken Night

It was late at night in Canterlot, most ponies where heading off to bed but others headed out to bars or clubs. At one bar the Purple Dragon three stallions stood outside, a unicorn with a purple and white mane and gray coat, a pegasus with a gray coat and a orange mane and a brown unicorn. The grey unicorn turned to the other two and said.

"Why did you two bring me here you know I'm not much of a drinker." The pegasus who was flying above him dropped down and stood in front of him.

"Oh come on Clever ever since Utile went on that business trip a week ago you've done nothing nothing but sit in your house and mope about so me and Andreas decided to cheer you up."

"I don't know Sansin you know how bad i am with drinks remember what happened at your last party"

"Yeah but this is a bar they won't care if you puke everywhere as long as you give them money"

"And of course I'm buying right" Before Sansin could finish Andreas trotted next to them and with his thick accent said.

"All the drinks will be gone if you two keep talking let's just go inside already." And with that he walked into the bar leaving Clever and Sansin outside.

"Come on Clever just a few drinks I promise"

"Well, fine but I'm only buying three rounds of drinks got it no more" with a nod the two of them walked in and sat down next to Andreas who had already ordered a drink a Bloody Mare. Clever and Sansin both looked at the lists of drinks to see what would they would like to drink. After a minute Sansin ordered a bottle of red wine. While Clever finally settled with a martini. Sansin snickered at Clever.

"What's the matter with you Sansin" Clever asked confused, to which the pegasus said.

"Even when we're getting drinks you have to be all fancy about it we get it Clever your richer than us"

"Are you drunk already you've had like half a glass"

"No I'm not it's just wired you said that you don't drink much yet you ordered the strongest drink out of the three of us" Sansin began pouring another glass of his wine, while Andreas had finished his and ordered two more drinks for himself. After that Sansin finished his glass and poured another while Clever had barely finished his martini when Andreas ordered two more for him.

"Andreas you know I don't" before he could finish Andreas interrupted him.

"Sansin is right Clever You need to drink a lot more than just one measly martini you need to learn to live without Utile"

"I need to learn to live without her by getting drunk"

"Point taken just shut up and drink them I'll pay for your drinks"

"Well ok" Clever grabbed his drink with his magic and drank it in one gulp. Meanwhile Sansin had finished his bottle and was halfway through his second bottle. Andreas was on his fifth Bloody Mare and Clever was on his third martini. After five minutes all three of them where wasted. Clever had finished his thirteenth martini when he finally passed out and fell on the floor. To which Andreas and Sansin leaned over him.

"Hey Andreas" Sansin asked with a wicked smile on his face

"W what"

"Do you have a razor I wanna give Clever a mow-hawk"

"Aww that'd be mean to him I don't want to do it"

"Then just give me a razor and I'll do it ok I'll make sure as soon as he wakes up and sobers up to tell him I did it"

"Fine here" He handed a razor to Sansin and with that Sansin began to shave of Clever's poofy hair leaving him with a mow-hawk.

"Know lets get out of here come on help me carry him Andreas" The two of them lifted the unconscious Clever and stumbled out the door before both of them collapsed unconscious in the middle of the street .