The misadventures of Clever, Andreas and Sansin: The Drunken Night

by CleverNightThePony

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Adventure, Comedy
Length: 1375

Clever, Andreas and Sansin went out for drinks and woke up somewhere else, now they have to figure out how they got there.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-04 18:35:47 UTC

Just a Few Drinks

It was late at night in Canterlot, most ponies where heading off to bed but others headed out to bars or clubs. At one bar the Purple Dragon three stallions stood outside, a unicorn with a purple and white mane and gray coat, a pegasus with a gray coat and a orange mane and a brown unicorn. The grey unicorn turned to the other two and said.

"Why did you two bring me here you know I'm not much of a drinker." The pegasus who was flying above him dropped down and stood in front of him.

"Oh come on Clever ever since Utile went on that business trip a week ago you've done nothing nothing but sit in your house and mope about so me and Andreas decided to cheer you up."

"I don't know Sansin you know how bad i am with drinks remember what happened at your last party"

"Yeah but this is a bar they won't care if you puke everywhere as long as you give them money"

"And of course I'm buying right" Before Sansin could finish Andreas trotted next to them and with his thick accent said.

"All the drinks will be gone if you two keep talking let's just go inside already." And with that he walked into the bar leaving Clever and Sansin outside.

"Come on Clever just a few drinks I promise"

"Well, fine but I'm only buying three rounds of drinks got it no more" with a nod the two of them walked in and sat down next to Andreas who had already ordered a drink a Bloody Mare. Clever and Sansin both looked at the lists of drinks to see what would they would like to drink. After a minute Sansin ordered a bottle of red wine. While Clever finally settled with a martini. Sansin snickered at Clever.

"What's the matter with you Sansin" Clever asked confused, to which the pegasus said.

"Even when we're getting drinks you have to be all fancy about it we get it Clever your richer than us"

"Are you drunk already you've had like half a glass"

"No I'm not it's just wired you said that you don't drink much yet you ordered the strongest drink out of the three of us" Sansin began pouring another glass of his wine, while Andreas had finished his and ordered two more drinks for himself. After that Sansin finished his glass and poured another while Clever had barely finished his martini when Andreas ordered two more for him.

"Andreas you know I don't" before he could finish Andreas interrupted him.

"Sansin is right Clever You need to drink a lot more than just one measly martini you need to learn to live without Utile"

"I need to learn to live without her by getting drunk"

"Point taken just shut up and drink them I'll pay for your drinks"

"Well ok" Clever grabbed his drink with his magic and drank it in one gulp. Meanwhile Sansin had finished his bottle and was halfway through his second bottle. Andreas was on his fifth Bloody Mare and Clever was on his third martini. After five minutes all three of them where wasted. Clever had finished his thirteenth martini when he finally passed out and fell on the floor. To which Andreas and Sansin leaned over him.

"Hey Andreas" Sansin asked with a wicked smile on his face

"W what"

"Do you have a razor I wanna give Clever a mow-hawk"

"Aww that'd be mean to him I don't want to do it"

"Then just give me a razor and I'll do it ok I'll make sure as soon as he wakes up and sobers up to tell him I did it"

"Fine here" He handed a razor to Sansin and with that Sansin began to shave of Clever's poofy hair leaving him with a mow-hawk.

"Know lets get out of here come on help me carry him Andreas" The two of them lifted the unconscious Clever and stumbled out the door before both of them collapsed unconscious in the middle of the street .

How'd We Get Here

The sound of an alarm clock awoke the three ponies. They where in a hotel and a fancy one at that each was in a king sized bed with a mini fridge next to each bead. Clever got out of bead with a splitting headache and headed for the bathroom while Sansin was snickering waiting for Clever to see what he had done to his hair. The sound of screaming from the bathroom and Clever running out.

"What did you two do to my hair!" Sansin burst out laughing while Andreas was still in bed when he finally awoke.

"Do you guys even realize this isn't where we were last night" He pointed out the window to which Sansin and Clever both turned to see they where no longer in Canterlot they where in the heart of Manehattan. Clever walked to the window and starred out.

"How did we get here the last thing I remember is drinking a martini and then i was out cold and speaking of this which one of you did this to my hair" Sansin raised his hoof with a smirk.

"It was I that is literally all I remember of last night and I'm happy for that cause that was hilarious" The pegasus jumped out of his bed and walked to the mini fridge to see what was in it, while Clever headed back to the bathroom. After that the three sat in each bed trying to remember what had happen that night, but to no avail. Clever got up and headed for the closet and discovered three tuxedos all in their sizes.

"Why are these here" He asked as he pulled the tuxedo's out to show the other two. Andreas using his magic brought one of them over to inspect it.

"Well I've never seen this kinda tuxedo but I like it" The stallion continued to inspect it while Sansin also grabbed a tuxedo inspecting it. Clever also found a note in the closet. He read out loud to Andreas and Sansin.

"Put these on and meet us in Ponyville signed, um I can't make out the name it's smudged" Sansin yanked the note out of Clever's hoof and tried to read it but to no avail.

"So what, do we actually listen to a note from whoever put us here" They sat in silence for a second. Finally Clever started to put his on.

"We might as well do it what's the worst that can happen " Sansin seemed confused on how to put his on.

"How am i supposed to put this on there's no place for my wings to poke out what am I to just keep my wings tucked in the tuxedo until we get to ponyville that's far it'll hurt my wings" Andreas grabbed Sansin's tuxedo and cut holes into and tossed it to him.

"There now shut up and lets go" The three stallions walked out of the room and down the steps to the front desk we're they noticed stallions in suits everywhere. Andreas was getting nervous.

"Who are they? Are they after us? Are they who put us here?" Clever smacked his forehead.

"They're just regular residents Andreas, Manehattan is full of rich people it's just like Canterlot. They won't hurt us unless you try to steal their money so shut up and let's go." The three trotted out side onto the streets of Manehattan and began walking to the train station. Clever was getting looks because of his mane, his face was red of embarrassment .

"I hate you so much Sansin, you know I hate being starred at" He lowered his head still embarrassed.

"I'm sorry Clever I was drunk so sorry ok I'll make it up to you I promise" Clever looked up smiling.

"Fine but I'ma make sure what you do for me is humiliating me and Andreas will make sure of that" Andreas and Clever smiled and laughed as Sansin lowered his head trying to think of what Clever and Andreas would do to him when they got to Ponyville.