Living with ponies? Defeating villains? I could get used to this.

by The Batmane of equestria
Equestria. A perfectly harmless haven for all that is good and right, right? Well, our hero, me, will have to find out the truth, and that truth is out to get me.

I am Groot. Just kidding, I am actually just Ryan. A plain boy with a plain life who wants to make something of it by joining the army like his friends. But things are never that easy are they? EENOPE!

What if this plain boy with a plain life could make something of it? What if he could make a difference somewhere?

Life has something in store for this boy, and I sure as Tartarus want to know.


I hope you enjoy this story. Yes, it's a self insert. Watcha gonna do 'bout it? All comments are appreciated, whether it be grammatical errors, typological errors, improvements on what has been said, ideas for what should happen next, or just criticism, I will take them all into account.

I may ask questions in the author's notes so keep an eye out for those.

I have one proof reader, a Luna-tic, but I need one more. PM me if you're interested.

Finally, remember that this is a HiE fic, so don't discriminate it for that reason alone.

I do not own My Little Pony, those rights belong to Hasbro, nor do I own any of the things I may reference. However, I do own myself, which I find surprising considering my parents, teachers and colleagues throughout the years. Any resemblance to real people or fictional characters are purely on purpose. Do not consume with alcohol. Read label before consumption. If you are concerned about any reactions or side effects because of this product, consult a doctor or your GP. Terms & Conditions apply. See in stores for other offers. Please drink responsibly.

Teen
Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Human
Comedy
Random
Adventure
 
MOO

18106 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

13 Chapters:

  1. Welcome to Equestria. Mind the table. 2015-01-05 01:28:54 UTC
    1138
  2. Meetings are fun. 2015-01-06 01:11:23 UTC
    1273
  3. Ominous feelings never lead to happy things like rainbows 2015-01-08 00:36:47 UTC
    2163
  4. Don't mess with a human 2015-01-09 23:29:05 UTC
    1301
  5. Beginning of a nightmare 2015-01-18 11:30:17 UTC
    1003
  6. The head-on approach is always good for nightmares 2015-02-08 14:12:15 UTC
    1344
  7. End of a nightmare 2015-02-14 16:42:47 UTC
    993
  8. Waking up 2015-07-03 00:35:19 UTC
    700
  9. Can I not have any peace? 2015-07-03 00:39:25 UTC
    858
  10. Battle of the semi gods (or the very short battle of a misplaced human) 2015-08-04 19:31:21 UTC
    1637
  11. I ship it 2015-09-23 18:45:18 UTC
    2118
  12. And I said what about breakfast at Tiffa- I mean Rarity's 2015-09-23 18:46:19 UTC
    2206
  13. Foalsitter 2015-09-23 18:46:48 UTC
    1372