Bonnie: hey nice hat!
Freddy:thanx
Bonnie:I was being sarcastic
Freddy: Well I stole your face!
*meanwhile in FNAF 2
Bonnie: I wan-n-my my f-fa-- ace back.
Freddy: go-go-go away Bonnie! No one l-l-likes you!
Toy Chica: But I like him...
Freddy:like I said noone likes you.
Mike:...ummmm I'm just gonna... Go talk to Jeremy...
Foxy:YOU ARE A P-P-PIRATE!
Toy Freddy: shut up!
Mangle: I'll just be goin with mike now...
Toy Bonnie: haha! You don't have a face!
Toy Freddy: Bonnie shut up right now or I'll make sure that you look worse then your faceless counterpart!
Chica:TELL ME IM PRETTY!
Goldie:....pizza...
The Marionette:.....
Bonnie: So.. You like me?
Toy Chica: Yeah...
Balloon Boy: Hi! *Waves to Toy Chica, Spots Faceless Bonnie*
Balloon Boy: ... *Faints*
Chica: WHERE ARE MY HANDS?!
The Mangle: You don't have any anymore.
Chica: BUT I WANT TO BE PRETTY.
The Mangle: Stop Shouting!
Chica: WHY?
Golden Freddy: ... Why is there a picture of me on pancakes covered in syrup and labeled 'Butter Freddy'?
Toy Bonnie: Who cares?! It's funny!
Toy Freddy: Shut up Bonnie.
Toy Bonnie: Bu--
Toy Freddy: Shut the fuck up.
Toy Bonnie: W--
Toy Freddy: Shut the fuck up.
Marionette: ...Mike! Come here! Wind up my music box so I can basically get drunk. I need this right now.
Mike: ... *Winds up Music Box*
*Marionette falls asleep instantly in his present box*
Endoskeleton: HEY! I'm supposed to be at the bottom, not you!
*Cute snoring*
Endoskeleton: C'mon! You're laying on my suit's ear, there.
Golden Freddy: Who's laying on my ear? *Goldie's covered in maple syrup ( http://rebornica.tumblr.com/image/99824723294 )*
Endoskeleton: It's in the box. *Reaches in* I CAN'T GRAB THE EAR. Oh, wait, there we go. *Screws in ear*
What the fuck are you covered in?
Golden Freddy: Syrup. Maple Syrup.
oh don't worry Chica...he he... I know exactly how to make you pretty,*grabs shotgun* say PIZZA! *Foxy taps my shoulder*
Foxy: Arrg,*lean in and whispers* what do ye think ye be doin-FLESHBAG-pyro?
Um.....making Chica pretty?....with a shotgun...?
Foxy:ya know....you could ju-ju-just repair her...right?
Well as the situation goes with Bonnie, no one likes her.
Foxy:-I OUTTA GUT YOU RIGHT NOW PIG!-
Eh eh! There's no need for that he he. Um...Goldie can you get a tool box?
Goldie:*licks syrup from his fingers* of course
Meanwhile in the arcade/game room
Toy Freddy:throw him throw him!
Mike: ITS NO FUCKING USE!
Toy freddy:YEAH HA HA!
Mike:*kills sonic* UR DEAD SON! UR MUTHERFUCKING DEAD SONIC. MIKE WINS!
Toy freddy:*starts shivering and askin someone to call the police*
Mike: MIKE WINS, SILVER WINS, SONIC WINS
Toy freddy:*more mumbling*
Mike:*sees freddy not looking at him* WHY ARENT YOU LOOKING AT ME?! WHY ARENT YOU LOOKING AT ME??
Toy Freddy: I'm actually really scared!
Meanwhile
Marionette: Jeremy, tell me a story.
Jeremy:ummmm
Toy Bonnie: ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WERE TWO ANIMATRONICS NAMED CHICA! THEY WERE SO PRETTY THAT THEY MADE THE TOP HUMAN MODELS JEALOUS! and they both became badasses I'm a pizzeria, the end.
Toy Freddy & old freddy: SHUT UP POTATO HEAD!
The final meanwhile!
Ok Chica I've modified your suit so that you look better then toy Chica.
Toy Chica:YOU DID WHAT?!
I made old Chica a MUTHERFUCKING SEXY BITCH THATLL GET ALL THE GUYS!
Toy Chica:*grabs me* Modify.Me.NOW!
*puts on glasses* No.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
The Arcade
Mike: Wait, the security cameras are recording, right?
Toy Freddy: Yeah.
Mike: Oh God, my anger and rage was recorded. It'd be embarrassing if someone uploaded it to YouTube, or something.
*The sound of something hitting a keyboard is heard in the security office*
Mike: What the fuck was that?
???: MeeeM!
Toy Freddy: Huh?
???:MeeM MeM MeeeM!
*Mike rushes to the office, finds cardboard cutout of German Field Medic slapping random keys with its face*
MeeM: HuuH?!
Mike: What t-- ARE YOU UPLOADING THAT CLIP?!
MeeM: NothhtoN susppsus heeh, uhhu....
Mike: JEREMY!
Jeremy: Quick, what's the situatio-- what the hell is that?
Toy Freddy: Living cardboard?
Mike: It's uploading my rage!
Toy Bonnie: That'll be funny!
Jeremy: DEAR GOD FUCK WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!
Marionette: Who gives a shit?
Jeremy: He nearly gave me a heart attack!
Mangle: What's happening?
Toy Bonnie: I walked in and nearly gave the poor skrub a heart attack.
Mangle: Meh.
MeeM: HiiH.
Mangle: MeeM, meem TooT BonnoB, TooT FreerF, JereJ, and MiiM. OO, anna MarionoiraM.
Mike: What the fuck?
Mangle: He speaks in a weird fashion. His regular name is 'Medic' but the way his kind speaks involves the words being reversed halfway though, making it sound weird.
MeeM: YeeY.
Mike: I'll take that as a confirmation.
MeeM: ThaahT.
Meanwhile...
The Kitchen.
The Chicas have gotten bored and started making burgers.
Or, at least, started playing a burger making simulated with the most broken video game physics in history.
3 Minutes in.
Chica: Cue the epic orchestra music!
Another 2 minutes in.
Chica: I CAN'T GRAB THE CHEESE! Oh, wait, there we go!
Toy Chica: ....We need more bacon!
30 seconds later.
Chica: WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THE BACON?!
Toy Chica: Wait, oh! Uh... Just...
A player had joined earlier, one that the two had appointed 'Manager.'
Chica: Don't try to hide it, he knows you burnt that shit!
The 'Manager's' arms are outstretched, the player trying to grab something, a plate flips, smashing in the process.
Chica: See how he flipped that plate? That was out of anger.
Toy Chica: He's judging us all for this one accident!
4 minutes later.
More players have joined by now.
Toy Chica: Why are there so many employees?!
Chica: I feel like I'm in line at the Apple Store right now, what the fuck.
Mike: MeeM... What the fuck did you do?!
MeeM:....
Mike: oh my god! oh my god! oh my god! i knew i shouldnt have played Sonic '06! WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING?!
Toy Freddy: Yeah, worst decision ever on your part.
Mike: oh im sure that this is the third worst thing ive done in my life.
Toy Freddy: *raises eyebrow* What are the first two?
Mike: taking a job at the first Freddy Fazbear's, and taking a job at this remake.
Toy Freddy: Wow. You're such a dick Mike. You don't enjoy our company?
Mike: *deadpan expression* i was almost killed in the first week of being at both restraunts, There is a large brown fox who bit part of my head off, two animatronic birds want to rape me, one bear is a dick while the other is a wimp, There is a puppet who i forcibly make listen to my puns for my amusement, a little robo-boy who i want to choke to death, a dismembered female fox that reminds me of tentacle hentai, two bunnies who i want to punch, an endoskeleton that i dont care for, and a motherfucking golden bear covered in maple syrup... need i say more?
*momentary silence*
Toy Bonnie: Damn mike, i never knew you were such an ass.
Marionette: Now that was uncalled for...
MeeM: Assssa.
Toy Freddy: Now you make me regret showing you hospitality.
Mangle: Whats tentacle hentai?
Toy Bonnie: c'mon, lets go see what the Chica's are doing. I'm sure they'll be nicer than this cunt.
*everyone leaves but Mike n Jeremy*
Mike: damn robots...
Jeremy: Dude, that was really uncalled for.
Mike: you're taking the animatronic's side? after what they did to me?!
Jeremy: The only ones who you have to blame are the older models, and they didnt even mean to hurt you. Remember? Freddy told you the truth?
Mike: yeah yeah, i remember. But the newer models tried to get into the office to kill me!
Jeremy: They wanted to give you a welcoming cake, but you just kept putting on that mask to disguise yourself.
Mike: Wait....cake?
Jeremy: yeah. they still got it in fridge in the kitchen, see for yourself.
TO THE KITCHENS- Both chicas left-
Mike: *opens fridge* My god.....they actually did make me a cake. "Welcome to the new Pizzeria"....a note? *ahem* "Dear Mikey, i hope you'll have a wonderful time with us in our home, sincerely, Toy animatronics.
Bonnie: They were real excited about you coming you know?
Mike: *flinches* they were?
Bonnie: mmhmm. They had a bunch of stuff that they wanted to do with you, unfortunately you didn't want to do anything with them. So they just bottled up their emotions and hoped that you would give em' a chance.
Mike: but i didn't...
Bonnie: Exactly, and now they're being sad sumbitches. You need to fix this Mike.
Mike: and how do i do that Bonnie?
Bonnie: apologize, they're in party room 4.
Mike: I will.... and Bonnie?
Bonnie: hm?
Mike: I'm sorry.
Party room 4*
Mike: Hello? anybody in here?
???:M-m-Mike. Help...
Mike: Foxy?! what happened?
Foxy: Mike. They be real-real-really angry. You need to run before- *eyes turn black*
Mike: Foxy? U ok?
*Foxy grabs mike by the neck*
Foxy:-They're coming to finish the job...-... im sorry Mikey *punches*
*Mike gets knocked out*
*wakes up tied to a chair*
Mike: Whats going on?!
*computer monitor flashes and plays a video*
Toy Chica: Dear Mikey,...we're done. We've done nothing but be nice to you for the past few weeks and you repay us by calling us killers, things of hell.
Toy Bonnie: So we've decided to try something new
Mangle: We're gonna be what you believed we were.
Toy Freddy: and we're gonna make you our friend forever
All toy animatronics: Have a good night Mikey! CUZ IT'S GONNA BE YOUR LAST!
Mike: oh no... I FUCKED UP!
Mike: Dear. God. They're coming. WHAT THE FUCK DO I Whoa!
*Chair falls over.*
Mike: Okay, shit. How am I supposed to get out of here like THIS?!
???: Hey, look buddy, ah'm and Engineer, that means ah solve problems. Not problems like, what is beauty, because that would fall into the purviews of your conundrums of philos--
Mike: Just get to the fucking point, whatever the fuck you are.
Engineer: *Sigh* I solve practical problems. With a gun. And if that don't work... *An explosion is heard in the distance* Use MORE gun. And son?
Mike: What.
Engineer: Y'all about ta have a real bad night.
Mike: Well no shit, Sherlock.
Engineer: Well, I'll just be leaving. And another thing: You're. Ugly.
Mike: Fuck you.
*Pyro bursts into the room.*
Pyro: Hey, what's happening?
Mike: I'M TIED UP IN A FUCKING CHAIR.
Pyro: By who?
MeeM: ByyB thht TooT. (By the Toys.)
Pyro: By the Toys?
MeeM: YeeY. (Yep.)
Mike: Where did he come from?! Still don't get how you guys understand him.
MeeM: HaaH onno. (Hang on.)
*MeeM hops over to chair, starts whacking at the rope with its face.*
Mike: What the fuck are you doing?!
MeeM: GetttteG yooy ouuo. (Getting you out.)
Pyro: Don't worry, it's actually quite quick.
*Rope breaks off*
Mike: Huh. It is.
MeeM: NooN shhs, SherrehS. (No shit, Sherlock.)
~London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London Bridge is falling down, my fair lady, oh.~
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Mangle drops from the ceiling)
Mike: What the fuck?!
MeeM: II goog itti! (I got it!)
*Repeatedly slaps Mangle with its face*
Mangle: G-Get-t-o-of-ff of m-me!
Mangle's endoskeleton head: Oi! Stop hitting me! It hurts!
Mangle: Shut up, faggot!
Endoskeleton Head: You're the faggot!
Pyro: Can you both shut up? Otherwise, what'll be left of you will be a charred fucking spot on the ground! *Pulls out flamethrower out of nowhere*
Mike: Let's just get the fuck out of here.
MeeM: AlriirlA. LeeL goog! (Alright. Let's go!)
*Slams into door, breaks it down*
Toy Freddy: ... You just kicked the fucking door down!
MeeM: ObvioivbO. (Obviously.)
Toy Freddy: WHY?!
Mike: It wasn't locked?
Toy Freddy: No.
*MeeM goes silent, then faceplants several times.*
Mike: Uh....
Toy Freddy: Also. I must kill you now.
*Gets hit by car battery hammer ,Toy Freddy falls over, unconscious*
Pyro:... Alright! Let's keep moving!
Mike: Uh... Okay. MeeM, stop facepalming! Or, faceflooring, or... Whatever.
MeeM: FiiF. (Fine.)
