Achievement Hunters: vampire slayers

by TheBlazingPony

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Sunset Shimmer, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other, Romance, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, DJ P0N-3
Length: 3968

It was a normal day in the Achievement Hunter office when they get sent to another dimension. What could possibly go wrong, and will The Mad King return from his resting place?

For the Achievement Hunters, It was a normal day at the office, but that was all to change when a newbie painted his GTA car like Rainbow Dash. They find themselves in the Equestria Girls Universe with a vampire among them and the Mad King, who's returned for good.

Achievement Hunter is part of Roosterteeth
MLP EG is owned by Hasbro
Halo is owned by 343 industries and Microsoft
GTA V is owned by Rockstar games

Published 2015-01-05 18:00:08 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-06 18:22:16 UTC

Week 1

  I've always wanted to go to RTX ever since I watched the video for the RTX Achievement Hunter panel and the GTA heist. I was finally able to go thanks to my mum buying me a VIP ticket for Christmas. It was the best gift EVER!!!!

  I got on the plane heading towards the RTX 2015 location in the USA.

As soon as I got off the plane, there was already a limo waiting to take me to RTX. 'Well this is nice.' I thought to myself. The driver even dropped me right at the door to the convention.

  I walked in and the first place I went to was the Achievement Hunter panel, which was just about to start. Luckily, I grabbed the last chair and sat down just as the guys entered.

  'Wait, where's Gavin and Ray?' I thought to myself, as they were no-where to be seen. The guys talked to each other, asking one-another if they've seen them.

  Gavin and Ray then came bursting though the doors, in their superhero costumes (Vav and X-ray respectively). They ran through the rows high-fiving everyone as they went to the table. I got high-fived by Gav. :3

  They sat down and they asked us if we had any questions. I stepped up to the microphone and asked them, "How old do have to be to join the Achievement Hunters as I am a big fan?"

"Well, how old are you?" Geoff asked.

"I'm sixteen."

"Do you want to join?"

"Yes please!!" I exclaimed with Pinkie Pie levels of enthusiasm.

"Well I see no objection to letting this young man join so, come on up."

  I was over the moon when I heard Geoff say those last three words. Nothing could compare to how ecstatic I was when they said I could join.

  I approached the table and sat down next to Gavin. I told him I was a big fan of him and Dan. I asked him if we could be friends and he said yes. We exchanged phone numbers and email addresses and continued with the panel.

  It was the next week, and we were getting my desk set up with all the necessary equipment to record and play games. We installed a computer, a TV screen, an Xbox One, and some sound recording equipment. I had brought along some stuff from home to furnish my desk with. I was not ashamed to bring my plushie Rainbow Dash, and when Geoff asked me about what it is I just replied with, "I'm a Brony, got a problem with that?" in an intimidating tone.

"Oh no. Not another one." I heard Geoff moan.

  We started our Xbox's and loaded up GTA V. We started out and they showed me the ropes and how to play it. I got my first car and painted it like rainbow dash as it was a very fast car.

  Our screens all of a sudden went black and we each got sucked into them.

  "AHHHH!!!" We all screamed, as we fell through a black void, with Geoff screaming "FUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!" I then blacked out.

  When I opened my eyes, I saw that we were in front of a school and behind us was a statue of a horse that had a horn and wings. 'WTF? Why are we in Equestria Girls?' I thought to myself.

  Geoff was the first to wake up and I saw that he looked kind of like his Minecraft skin, but without the helmet.

  "Ugh! Where are we?" he asked, looking around.

"You may not believe this, but we are in My Little Pony: Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks." I replied, as I rose to my feet.

"MY LITTLE PONY?!!!"

"Eeyup."

"Could this day get any worse?"

  Geoff and I then started to go around each of the other Achievement Hunters, waking them up one by one.

  Gavin was the first to be woken. He had a creeper hoodie and green cargo pants on, probably representing his creeper skin. He looked towards me, his face contorting into fear and disbelief as he started to back away.

  "What's up Gavin? You look petrified." I asked him.

"Y-y-you're... SCARY!!!" He screamed, launching himself behind the statue.

"What about me is scary? I feel fine."

"Your-your t-t-teeth!" He said, peeking out from behind it.

  I ran my tongue around my teeth. I suddenly felt that my top canines were larger and sharper than before. I have fangs!?!?

  "I-I don't believe this! I'm a fucking vampire!" I blurted out at the new revelation.

"Why are you saying those th-th-th-... AHHHH!!!" Geoff screamed in terror, hiding with Gavin.

"Not you too?"

  'I guess I'll just have to wake the others up by myself.'

  I didn't get to as they were all waking themselves up.

  They all looked like their Minecraft skins, but Ryan had a staff and crown. 'Fuck!! The Mad King is in town!!'

  They all rose to their feet looking around. As soon as they saw my face, They screamed in terror and ran to Gavin and Geoff, who were still cowering behind the statue, all except The Mad King. He approached me with a curious look. He scanned around me then went to take something from the floor.

He held it up to me with a smile. I saw it was a black Recruit helmet with a blood red visor.

  "Thanks Ryan." I said as I put it on, the shield bar filling up.

"No worries." He said, as he walked into the school. He turned around with a mad grin  on his face. "But next time, call me Mad King; VampireFreak."

  Geoff appeared from behind the statue. "Well,  shit. We're now all officially fucked." He exclaimed with a slightly sad expression and tone.

  After I calmed the rest of the Achievement Hunters down and told them I would not hurt them, we followed Ryan into the school and saw him go into the Principal's office.

  "So... are we really in Equestria Girls?" Ray asked after a moment of silence.

"Eeyup. I recognised the statue and the school from the two films." I said to him.

"AWESOME!!!!" Ray and Michael shouted together, high-fiving.

  We hid around the corner, waiting for Ryan to come out.

The door opened, revealing Ryan talking to a large white woman with flowing, colourful hair. I instantly recognised her as  Princess Celestia, although in this world she is known as Principal Celestia. He shook her hand and walked down the corridor. The door closed as the woman went inside her office

  "Well, shall we talk with the principal and get enrolled in the school?" I asked them as  we were now all the same age as the Equestria Girls Mane 6.

"Yeah, but let me do the..."

"No you don't Geoff! I will. And Michael, Ray: pretend you don't know her as we don't want them to know about the show and/or films."

"Yes sir." Ray and Michael said with meek salutes.

  I knocked on the door.

A sweet, authoritarian voice called out. "Enter."

  I shushed the guys and I pushed open the door.

  "Hi," I said through my helmet's mic. "We're new here and we would like to enroll in your school."

"Your names please." I'd decided to use our Xbox Live user-names so there would be no confusion.

"These guys are known as DGgeoff, MLP Michael, Brown Man, GavinOFree, JackP, and I am known as LegacyFreak."

"I see. It is nice to meet you all. As you would have seen on the door, I am Principal Celestia. My sister, Luna, is the vice-principal. Someone should be along to show you around. Oh, and before you go. The last person in my office said there would be friends of his coming here. Are you, by any chance, his friends?"

"As a matter of fact, yes we are. Did he happen to call himself Mad King Ryan?"

"I do recall him saying that his name was something along those lines." She said scratching her chin. "Well, your tour guide should be here soon, so I bid you farewell and I hope you enjoy your time here at Canterlot High." She said as she shook my hand.

"Farewell Principal Celestia."

  We left the office and went to the foyer.

  "Sunset Shimmer to the foyer please. There are some new students who need showing around." Celestia said through the PA system.

  "Guess she's gonna be our tour guide?" Geoff asked me.

"Eeyup. Seems like it."

  We didn't have to wait long as she came walking down the corridor towards us.

She looked just like she did in the movies. Orange and red hair, light orange skin and she was wearing a black jacket over a pink top with a black skirt.

  "So, you're the newbies I'm supposed to show around the school?" she asked looking around at all of us.

"Yes we are." I said stepping forward,holding out my hand. "I'm LegacyFreak and these are my friends DGgeoff, MLP Michael, Brown Man, GavinOFree, and JackP."

"Sunset Shimmer." She said as she took my hand with a slight smile. "You seem the most reasonable out of all of you."

"Actually, yes I am. I appointed myself the head of our little group as the others can be kinda dorks sometimes. We have another friend who enrolled in this school not long before us. His name is BM Vagabond, but likes to go by Mad King Ryan most of the time. He wears a tuxedo, a kilt and has a golden crown and carries a staff. 'Bout the same height as us. Ya seen him?"

"Yeah. Saw him walking towards the canteen just as I came to meet you guys. You know, I can't see your face with that helmet on, can you take it off so I can get a proper look at who I'm talking too?"

"Sure." I said, retracting my fangs as I took my helmet off.

I placed it in my right hand, cradling it by my side.

"Like your hair. It's cool."

"Thanks." I said, smiling at the compliment.

"Come on. Best if I show you around. Don't want to get scolded by my teacher for being late." She said as she walked back down the corridor she came down.

  "So Geoff, what do I look like. I can't see myself." I said to Geoff as we followed her.

"You have pale white skin with cobalt hair with an orange streak down the left of it and you also have teal eyes. The rest of your Recruit armor is black with blood red streaks in various places."

"Thanks Geoff."

"No problem, buddy." He said, sharing a bro-fist with me.

  It was coming up lunch time so she led us to the canteen where they were selling tacos.

  We entered, grabbed a tray and sat down at a table. We looked across the canteen and saw Ryan sitting by the door alone, with a sad expression on his face, so I called him over.

  "Hey Vagabond, come sit with us."

  He came over and sat with us. "Hey guys." He said.

"Hey Ryan."

"So, how's it going here at CHS?" I asked him.

"It's great. Shame I can't get Edgar though. Don't worry Edgar, I'm coming!"

"So, what subjects you taking?"

"The usual: Maths, English, Science. Plus Engineering."

"Wow. You sure do want to take over the world, be it this or Mincraftia. Even Los Santos."

"Yep. But I always know that you will be there to stop me so no point in taking this one." He said, his expression saddening.

"Glad you thought about your actions and changed your ways." I said with a smile.

"Yeah. I am too." He replied with a smile.

  We munched on our tacos as we saw three girls come through the door and start singing.

  "Well this is weird." Geoff commented.

"If I remember correctly, these are the girls that feed off of others' bad energy," I said to them, "by singing so we best just ignore them. Here put these in. It will benefit you a lot." I handed each of them a set of earplugs so they could ignore their singing while we ate. They all had puzzled looks on their faces so I put mine in and told the others to do the same by pointing to the ear plugs and then their ears.

  They followed my order and we ate in silence as the other people in the room turned on each other, shouting angry comments at each other. Their bad energy flowing into the girls' necklaces.

  I glanced up and saw six girls at the table next to us, not shouting at the others.

I nudged Michael and pointed to the six at the next table. Michael wide-eyed and nodded confirming that he knew the girls had Equestrian magic in them so they were immune to the three girl's singing.

  After what happened at lunch, we went to the games room in the school and sat at a computer each. Luckily I'd brought a USB stick with Minecraft on it so we started that and played for a bit as we had a free lesson in our timetables.

  "Hey Geoff. I got wood, where'd ya need it?" I said to Geoff

"Over in the second chest."

"I FOUND DIAMONDS!!!!"

"Already Gavin?" Michael asked Gavin.

"Yup! :3"

"Where are you?"

"Down the mine we just made. Follow the torches."

"K."

"I found you Gavin. Now can I please have the diamonds so you don't take them to the grave with you if you fall in lava?"

"Sure Mi-cool."

"Edgar; we meet again!"

"SHIT!" We all cried out.

  After school had finished we split off, looking for a place to crash. Luckily, I had lots of money on me, so I went to the nearest estate agent to buy a house for us all to stay in.

  It was a medium sized three bedroom house with a garage.

  I unlocked the front door and motioned the others to follow me in.

We went upstairs to inspect the rooms. They were of a reasonable size.

  I split us up as we would have to bunk out with each other. I decided the bronies should go together, so I placed myself, Michael and Ray in the largest room. Geoff and Gavin were together and that just left Jack and Ryan together.

  I decided to venture out with Geoff to the local car dealer to buy a car.

Geoff chose a Land Rover Discovery Sport, as it had seven seats, whilst I chose a black Lamborghini Asterion hybrid as my personal car.

  I asked someone for directions to the nearest car tuning shop. They pointed down the road and made a left turn sign with their hand, holding up three fingers, signalling it as the third left on the street. I thanked them and drove off in that direction.

  I entered the shop and parked the Asterion in the garage. I went to the office and spoke with the guy that tunes the cars. He was slightly smaller than me, with dark brown hair and light tanned skin.

I told him that I would like different rims that looked more menacing and that I would like the Lambo to look like my armor. I also asked him if he could add a body kit that would make the car look even more menacing and also to lower it to the ground.

  It took several hours for him to complete his work. I waited outside to see the result.

  He drove it out and it looked just like I imagined it would. It definitely looked like a vampire's Lamborghini.

  I drove it back to the house, where Geoff was outside waiting for me.

  "Nice car. Suits you very much."

"Thanks Geoff."

  We went inside and went to bed as it was getting late.

  The next morning we all headed to the school in our cars.

We parked them up in the car park and entered the school, ready to start a new day of lessons.

  We walked down the corridor to our next lesson, when we heard music coming from the music room.

  I opened the door and stepped in. The six girls from before where performing a piece of music.

  "Hey. That sounded cool. You girls sound great." I said to them.

"And who might y'all be?" The one in a Stetson asked, whom I assumed must be this world's version of Applejack.

"These are my friends DGgeoff, MLP Michael, Brown Man, GavinOFree, JackP, and BM Vagabond or Mad King Ryan. And I am LegacyFreak."

"You are the guys that I showed around the school." Sunset Shimmer said.

"Yeah we are." Geoff said.

"And you might be..."

"The name's Applejack." She said, shaking my hand.

"And your friends?"

"This is Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie."

"Nice to meet you all."

"Say, y'all had headphones in when them girls came yesterday. 'Mind telling me and ma friends why?"

"Well, we were listening to music while we were having our lunch. That's also the reason as to why we didn't shout at the rest of the canteen, like the others."

"Ah see."

"Now we got places to be, so I guess this is see you later."

"Yeah See ya soon."

Week 2: Mane 6 joins GTA (part 1)– Pinkie's invitation.

  It was a few days later, and we were setting up our equipment in the garage.

  "So Gavin" I said to him, "How'd you like it here?"

"It's very nice. Never thought playing GTA would result in us ending up here." He replied.

"I think it was me that caused all this."

"Why do you say that? Mi-cool always blames me when let's plays go tits up."

"Well, I did paint my car like Rainbow Dash when we were in GTA."

"Oh."

"Guys." Geoff called over.

"What Geoff?" Gavin and I said, annoyed.

"A little help here."

"He always ruins our fun." I said.

"Yeah. He always did before you joined." Gavin stated.

We wandered over to Geoff and helped him set up our Xbox's and computers.

Bang, bang, bang.

"Gavin. Get the door." Geoff shouted from within a sea of wires.

"Matthew, you do it. I always get the door." Gavin said to me, syncing the controller to his console.

"Yes Gavin."

I walked over to the door and pulled it open.

Standing there was someone that I would least expect to be there. Pinkie Pie.

"Oh. Pinkie. You startled me." I said.

"Sorry. I usually do that." She said with a sheepish smile, head hanging low.

"Don't do that. Now what do you want?" I asked, her usual happy expression reappearing.

"Well, I want you to come to a-a-a-a- AAAAAHHHHHHHH" She screamed, a terrified expression on her face, as she dashed towards a large tree and hid behind it, shaking with fear.

"Fuck." I said to myself, "I always forget to hide them away when we're at home."

I retracted my fangs and asked Pinkie to come out from behind the tree.

Pinkie approached me with a frown on her face and walked around me, checking I was still me.

She stopped in front of me with a big grin on her face.:pinkiehappy:

"Nope. Still you."

"I might as well get it out the way now, so I don't have you pestering me about it."

"Tell me what?"

"*sigh* I'm a vampire."

*gasp* *zoom*

"Well that's her gone." I said to no one, as I shut the door.

I went back into the garage and saw Geoff looking at me with a concerned expression.

"Why you looking at me like that Geoff?" I said to him.

"Who was that?" He asked me.

"Just Pinkie. She wanted to invite us to something, but she got distracted by my fangs." I said, sliding them out. "So she didn't say what."

"Oh. Well maybe..." BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG.

"Her?" Geoff asked me.

"Yup. I'll get it."

I walked to the door and opened it, finding Pinkie standing there with a huge smile on her face an envelope in her hands.

"Your invitation." She said, handing it to me and zooming off.

I shut the door and gathered the Achievement Hunters in the living room.

I opened the envelope and slid out the piece of card in it.

"Ahem. To my friends, The Achievement Hunters. Your invited to a party at Sugarcube Corner on Saturday. It is a surprise party and I really, really, really hope you can make it. Your friend, Pinkie Pie :pinkiehappy:" I said, reading the the invite aloud.

The Achievement Hunters chatted excitedly to each other with Gavin placing his hands to his cheeks and making a happy face.

I smiled as I looked out the window and saw that night had fallen on the final day of the week.

I asked the Achievement Hunters to go to bed as they needed the rest, whereas I did not.

They complied and ascended the stairs to their respectable rooms.

After I heard the final good nights, I plonked myself in front of my desk, started up the Xbox and placed on my headphones.

I awoke to the sounds of my Xbox's fan running.

I sat up and shut off the Xbox.

I walked into the kitchen and poured myself a bowl of Toffee Crisp cereal that I had made botomless

I sat on the couch, munching on my cereal when Geoff wandered down the stairs.

"Morning." I said, my mouth full of cereal

"Morning Matt." Geoff said as he walked into the kitchen, grabbing some waffles and plonking himself next to me.

"So Geoff. What game we gonna do a let's play on today?"

"I was thinking of making another RvB episode for season 13, but with you in it."

"Cool." I said. "I'd love to do that."

"But first, we need to make a script which will take a while."

"Bummer." I said. "Actually, why don't we see if the girls want to play GTA with us two and Gavin."

"Yeah. Good idea." Geoff said, reaching for his phone.

He put it on a conference call and called the five girls.

After we had each one's approval, except Pinkie as she was setting up the party, we hung up and waited for them to arrive.

We waited two hours, during which the rest of the Achievement Hunters had come downstairs

There was a knock at the door.

I opened it up and gestured for the girls to enter.

They walked into the living room, greeting the Achievement Hunters one at a time.

I asked Geoff, Gavin and the girls to follow me to the garage-turned-games room.

We entered and I gestured for them to sit at the other desks of the Achievement Hunters that weren't occupied (that meant Ryan, Michael, Ray and Jack).

We set them up with accounts on Xbox LIVE and starts GTA V.

I showed than how to play and Geoff started recording the let's play.

It was going well when, all of a sudden, the girls felt a surge in the Equestrian magic in each of them.

"What was that." Rarity asked

"Ah got no idea Sugarcube, but in ma eyes, it can only mean one thing." Applejack replied.

"You don't mean..."

"Eeyup."

"I thought that the portal was closed for, like, a really long time." Rainbow Dash explained.

"Twilight must have found another way to open the portal. YAAAAY. Now we can see her again!" Fluttershy said, excitedly.

"Let's go meet her then." Dash said, zooming off.

The others soon followed her, leaving Gavin, Geoff and I alone.

"That's that let's play out the window." Geoff stated.

"Eeyup." Gavin and I said.