Okay so I suppose I ignored the fact that I had this story in progress, also the fact that I had a notebook just listing ideas of what would happen in this story. I just didn't want to type, like at all. Oh well I guess I have to do something for people that actually like this thing. Also friendship games never happened in this story. But the thing with Ember will be a part of this story, somewhere. (hehehehehehehehehehehe)

Dash's POV

Well a new day to do pretty much anything that includes school. Wait where am I? I think as I lift myself off of the ground noticing that I'm not on my bed like normal. Fluttershy's house, right. I forgot that she had me sleep here overnight. I lay back down slowly not wanting to wake anyone. I look over to the clock and see that it reads four twenty. How in the world did I wake up this early?! Damn! I don't even feel like going back to sleep, and if I do I would just wake up later feeling groggy. Lets see what day is today? Friday, it has to be Friday. That means tomorrow I should be able to go to the Laser-tag arena. I think I have enough money.

'CRASH'

What the hell was that?! I thought I was the only one up. Yet again Fluttershy and Discord went back to bed before everyone fell asleep.

“Fuck” A small voice said quietly.

Now filled with curiosity I just need to find out who that was. It couldn't be Fluttershy or discord, they had their door open. Sitting up, the purple blanket graciously fell off my back leaving it hanging onto my ankles. I could tell that only one other person was still in the living room. That was Rarity, her marshmallow white skin really stood out in the dark of the morning. She would be horrible at camouflage I thought to myself as a funny little thought. Two blankets were just empty flat on the ground meaning that the one who made would have to be one of the kids.

I stand up on my feet careful not to fall over or make a sound. The stair light was on, the one going up, I haven't been up there yet. That was Rarity who got that tour, but I guess I got the basement tour so were even. I walk to the stairs the ground below me seeming like it was yelling that I was awake. Why is it the loudest during the night? As I begin walking up I could hear their breathing, I guess everything gets louder at night. I turn the corner to find only three rooms, lucky for me the only one on the right was the one with the light on. Now I was creeping, sliding along the wall for maximum stealthiness, I just didn't want to get caught.

“And that is how the cell works, do you understand Screw?” Scootaloo asked quietly.

“Yep, the membrane is the powerhouse of the cell right?” Screwball asked sounding like she really didn't want to even be heard by Scootaloo.

“No that's mitochondria silly.”

“You mean you two were just studying?!” I said in an angered hushed voice. I really could not believe that this is what they were doing. Who would go through all the trouble of waking up in the middle of the night, folding their blankets, and going upstairs just to study?!

“Hello Rainbow, how was your sleep? You're up early.” Screwball said calmly not trying to hide her voice this time.

“I should ask you the same question. What are YOU two doing up this early, it isn't even five yet!” I said louder than before but still trying to be quiet. Scootaloo just said this girls name what was it again? Shit! I don't even know this girls name but I'm trying to scold her.

“Why are we up? WHY ARE WE UP?! Has anyone ever told you that you talk in your sleep?” Screwball said. It seems like she's going to be doing all the talking, Scootaloo looks more like she doesn't even want to talk. I guess she just doesn't want to get in trouble, understandable.

“No, no one has ever told me that. Why?” I ask, I don't think I talk in my sleep I don't even remember my dream from last night.

“Why do you think she asked?” Scootaloo said seeming rather proud of herself as she pulled out her phone. “You practically didn't shut up all night. Rarity said she got used to it after a while. “

“Yeah, Rarity got kind of mad about it too.”Screwball said holding her hand up to her mouth to quite her giggling. That was when the video began.

“Rarity!” The video seemed to scream, I couldn't believe it. Not only that but I kept repeating my friends name again and again. This would have to go in one of my top ten embarrassing moments list when I got home. I just stood there flabbergasted at the recording of my sleeping self. I hadn't even known I talked in my sleep, no one had ever brought it up during sleepovers. I could tell my face was red just by how hot it was. Both of the two girls were laughing now. That was when the video changed.

“Here comes my favourite part!” Scootaloo said holding onto her stomach.

“Applejack! No more tongue!” The recording of me yelled. Then I slowly fell to the floor onto my knees. Hearing that just made me want to die right there. Two little girls laughing at me in the early morning screaming about being tongued! I mean, who wouldn't be embarrassed about that. I brought my hands up to my face and covered my mouth, I wasn't crying just the opposite, I was laughing. This was the most embarrassing things in my life, how could I not laugh? And if that wasn't enough.

“Go back to your room Scoots, can't you see 'yawn' discord is here.” And if that wasn't enough discord, I was also dreaming about discord.

“And were just going to stop there.” Said Screwball. “So as you can see we had to come up here, it was way too loud.”

“I guess that makes sense. But you should have gone back to bed when you got up here.” I said as I tried to pry my attention off of the clip they showed me. “And there was no way you two were just studying.”

“We were just talking.” Scootaloo said. “But we were thinking about what to do with this clip.”

“I'm way to tired to deal with this, could this wait until morning?” I say holding back a yawn, suddenly becoming tired enough to let my eyelids droop.

“But it kinda is morning, it's only a half hour to five.” Screwball said. “Dad usually gets up about now anyway.”

“Your dad's Discord right?” I ask.

“Yep.” She says. Almost immediately an alarm begins going off downstairs, signaling five thirty. Everyone in the room stays quiet for a few moments until the alarm is turned off. “DAD'S AWAKE!” Screwball yells as she darts out the room and down the stairs.

“Is she like this every morning?” I ask Scootaloo who is walking calmly out of the room.

“Pretty much. I'm going to take a shower need in the bathroom?” She asks.

I hesitate for a few moments before answering. “I think I should go, just in case.”

I leave the bathroom where Scootaloo was waiting with an extra pair of clothes in her arms. Not saying anything she walks into the room and closes the door. I feel a bit off. Everything just seems to be going normally compared to yesterday.

I walk downstairs to the living room where Rarity was just waking up stretching. I for some reason felt like this was a good time to make a joke. Using my best Australian accent I say. “And now we have the rare opportunity to see a Rarity waking up from her slumber.”

“Dash.” Rarity says in an unamused tone. I just keep going with my impression.

“I'm going to wrassle It.” I say as I walk closer to her.

“DASH!” Rarity says getting annoyed. “I don't want to hear anything about wrestling and me in the same sentence.”

“Fine, I'll stop.” Which I do. I loo around to see discord shirtless and being pulled out of his room by Screwball. “Good morning.”

“That has got to be the nicest greeting I have ever gotten from you.” Discord says. “Want some cereal?” He asks. “Fluttershy wouldn't like it if I didn't offer our guests food.”

“I guess I could have some, what kind do you have?” I ask.

“Did I say I would actually get you any? I was just being nice by offering.” Discord said with a chuckle. “Just kidding, right now we only have special K.” He says as he continues to be pulled into the kitchen. “By the way, don't worry about them recording you I'll have them delete the video.” He half whispers.

I just stand there not knowing what to do now. Rarity slowly gets up still stretching. When she gets up and walks over to the kitchen door and asks where the bathroom is. Now I'm alone, and bored, and feeling very awkward. Fluttershy walks out of her room wearing a blanket.

“Why aren't you dressed?” I ask trying not to look at her boobs that clearly aren't being covered well enough, it looks like the only thing that shes trying to hide is her lower region.

“I don't like wearing clothes while I sleep. How'd you sleep?” She asked with a smile on her face. Now after doing my best not to look I see how small the blanket is. The blanket seems to only be hanging on by her nipples, and if she were to sit down there wouldn't be any reason to be wearing the blanket.

“Fine.” I reply gaining a large blush on my cheeks. We just stood there for a while until I decided to “So are you going to change or-?”

“Obviously, we have school today.” She said as she walked over to the kitchen and began eating with the two others. “Dash are you coming? Discord has a bowl ready for you.”

“Sure just give me a second.” I say trying to get used to what was going on. Everything around me seemed so awkward, I only just got used to twilight being a nudist. And now I was at another friends house and learning about their life. I didn't usually spend lots of time at home, so it was usually just sleep eat and leave. Most of the time without even talking. I have been to my other friends houses but that was because of sex or other, never really staying long enough to even talk in the morning.

“Everything seems so normal when I'm sure its supposed t be weird.” I say to myself not sure of how to act in this new environment. Wait a minute! I look down to see what I'm wearing, and to my surprise they aren't my clothes. “WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING THESE CLOTHES!” I yell getting a reaction out of the few that were in the kitchen.

“I changed your clothes while you were sleeping.” Discord said nonchalantly. “Don't worry, I wouldn't try anything with you.”

“I'm going to take that as an insult.”

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“GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS HOUSE!” The voice screamed.

(sonata pov, honestly my computer broke and I had to wait for school to start again to continue typing. Sorry about that people that read this crap. You should probably UN-follow this story. I keep it going till I die but it's not going to be updated often. Also I'm just typing this for the word count.)

“I can't they said they want me to stay until I have to leave for school.” I say as wash my hands. I still can't believe that I'm talking to a disembodied voice in my head. Humans have a word for this don't they? Wait, I remember, it was crazy! “They really seem to care weather or not I go to school. I think they may be going to school as well.”

“If the only way to get out of here is to leave so be it.” The voice said with irritation. “ But when we get to school, why don't we take a nap in the sun? It might be good for you.” The voice said obviously trying to bargain.

“Hmm.” I hum to myself, as far as I know the voice can't read my thoughts. In fact shouldn't I be freaking out that I just accepted there was a fucking voice in my head! I”m pretty sure this isn't something I should just be okay with.

“What?” The voice asked.

“Shut up, I’ve been in here for too long.” I say as I turn off the water and dry my hands. I stretch a little leaning back, hearing a few pops come from my spine. That doesn't feel too good. I wince to myself coming back down from the stretch. I probably just pulled something that wasn't meant to be pulled. I stand there for a few seconds listening to the outside of the door. I could hear some shuffling coming towards the door, I should get out of this room before I have to be asked out.

With a turn of the rather cold knob I open the door to find Fluffle standing there. We look at each other for a while until I walk out of the way. She keeps her gaze locked onto mine. I suddenly realize that we were having a staring contest and blink to end it. After this she pokes me on the nose, not saying anything. I'm not sure weather to find this cute weird or creepy.

“So... can you guys talk? Or are you both mute?” Why did I ask that, now I feel completely awkward, well at least I asked now, I had to know.

“Yep, we can talk.” She said in the most high pitch voice I think I have ever heard. She immediately pulled a white board out of nowhere and started writing on it.

'But we don't like to talk that much' She had wrote. With that she began blowing raspberries and walked into the bathroom. Funny.

“Now where is Chrysalis? She seems like the more understandable one.” I say as I walk into the living room. It's kind of hard to look at but oddly appealing. The entire room is pink but little drops of back and random holes in objects are spread about the walls and furniture. Chrysalis walks into the room wearing a green shirt with an almost too short skirt. She has her backpack with her including mine. Before I could say anything she raises her hand to stop me. She raises her white board to my face.

'Why is your backpack stuffed with paper?' The white board says.

“Well I never went to school before, I didn't know what I would need so I raided the paper store.” I reply. She gives me a confused look and writes more on her white board.

'I'm driving.' She wrote. She then motions for me to come with her and I follow. She leads me into the garage which in all honesty looks completely normal. I get in the back seat and get ready for the drive. She does the same. Fluffle came running in with a loud crash at the door. Fluffle got into the car as fast as she could and buckled herself in with a hurry. She then proceeded to toss both of their white boards into the back seat next to me.

Being me I reached over and read one.

'This is her first day learning how to drive.'

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(Okay, I have nothing left to write except for telling you that I have nothing left to write. What if I just focus on another character for a while? Yeah. Yeah! That seems like a great idea. Now nets see. Pinkie? Nah, I would butcher that. Rarity? Nope we were just with her. Aria? Definitely not, her story is in the next chapter. Applejack? I don't really want to write about her. Spike? Nope, in this world he's a dog. Celestia? Nope, I want to save her for later. What if I write about Nyx?! Hah, like that would ever happen. I like that story way too much to ruin that character. Twilight? I could try. How about me?! What if I were to insert myself into this story! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Like I would ever insert myself into the story. Unless your Stan Lee, self insertion is very frowned upon. I guess I could write about Twilight until the word count gets filled.) Actually I got bored so I stopped writing this chapter bye.

Author's Note

okay. so i happen to have gotten a new computer about six days ago. but i also have school. and i also have about three other accounts where i haven't posted and i think those accounts hold priority to this one because of a story i have more developed in my head. just a reminder, THIS IS A JOKE STORY. yes i will update eventually but this story is not my priority. i just type this crap when I'm bored. i had more story prompts for mlp stories but i couldn't put them onto paper so i made this, where all of my story ideas will rear their stupid ethereal heads. remember to like or dislike, i would prefer you dislike.

this is where most of my actual stories are. ps they suck. https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5629799/freindofanastasia