Let me start off by saying I still have no intention of making this a good story, in fact I am doing my best to annoy all of you. Why is it not working? Lets start off with discord this time.

Discord was out on the field doing suicides with the football team; even though he wasn't on it he trained with teams just to annoy the team members, even the coaches got annoyed him being the best of them all and never joining any of the teams. He was hopping to enrage Dash at soccer practice but she never showed up. Once the hour was over he walked by the cheerleaders and noticed that there were two new girls in the group. Fluttershy and Pixel Pizzaz, Pixel Pizzaz will possibly not be important in this chapter. He started walking toward them and noticed Shy wasn't wearing the gym clothes and instead was wearing an even more skimpy outfit. “Hey, I didn't know your a part of the cheer leading team.” Discord said.

“I just joined, pixel here asked me.” She said pointing to the girl next to her.

“And the clothes?” Discord said prodding his finger into her stomach hurting her a little.

“I could tell you if you weren't stabbing me.” He apologized. “Rarity thought they were dirty so she went to wash them, and I got these from a certain photo finish she most likely thought they were for a porno.” She said sounding a little bored.

“A porno?! Okay never mind that, look I had Derpy go back to the house so she could get your clothes they should be by your locker, but yet again it's Derpy so who knows.”

“Why does she have your house key?”

“The Threesome remember?” Discord answered.

Discord was walking back inside and since he had a hall pass and a free hour he went to try and find some gossip to use as blackmail. It had been at least half an hour and all he found was as if by clockwork Tree Hugger; the art teacher, smoking a joint/masturbating. He was about to give up when he was greeted with two options screaming from the principals office or moaning from the library. He chose library. He pushed open the library doors and could tell the sounds were coming from upstairs, surprisingly there were only seven or so people in the library. One of these people was vinyl and he thought she could be useful with whatever he was about to find he decided to drag her along she didn't mind because it went with what she was listening to. By the time discord got upstairs and behind the book shelf where the sounds were coming from he was a little scared by what he heard, vinyl on the other hand didn't hear the loud noises, which surprised him because he couldn't hear what she was listening to. “I swear you can ignore anything with those on.” he remembers that whenever she has sex she shares headphones just to make sure thrusts are in a beat.

Unfortunately, this is where I no longer gave a fuck what I wrote. By the time I had realized all my mistakes in writing at this point, I had no interest to go back and rewrite it. I am so sorry. If you want to read a much better story I recommend the creepypasta time traveling journal.

He then took her by the collar of her jacket and threw her on the other side of the ridiculously large wall of books. By accident he had grabbed her jacket collar to hard and made vinyl's jacket fall off while knocking her headphones off in the process. She was wearing a tank top that anyone could very easily see through. Discord only saw vinyl stand there for a few seconds before she walked back and started shaking her hand in front of her neck. Discord could see she saw something interesting or downright disgusting.

“Don't make me go back there. Can you show me instead?” Discord asked . Vinyl took out her phone and took a picture of what was behind the wall. She then showed it to Discord. On her phone he could see three little girls sitting on top of a tied down Dash naked and covered in scratch and cut marks. “Anything else?” discord asked. Vinyl then took her phone back and walked away looking weak. His phone then vibrated showing that he received a text with a photo attachment. Confused he murmured. “When did she have time to text me this? She literally put the phone in her pocket once she took it back.”

Okay now I'm going to try first person.

Anyway time to blackmail, but first I have to save the photo and send it to my other phones. As I turn the corner and to my surprise the yelling from the office actually got louder. That's good I can still find out what the fuss is about. As I get closer to the office door I can tell that Aria is the one screaming. I finally get to the office door I can see through the door window, I can see Aria crying about something, and Duppel is with her. I have never seen Duppel inside a school before, as far as I know he's homeless. I accidentally lean to far on the door and I fall into the room grabbing everyone's attention.

“What are you doing here?!” Principal Celestia Screams at me as I attempt to think of an answer, I'm not even supposed to be on school grounds.

“Well You see-” I don't get to finish.

“How many times do I have to tell you, you graduated from high-school more than seven years ago! Why do you keep coming back to this school?!”

“Ask Luna” I say with a smirk, that should get her out of my hair and it looks like it worked. I think to myself as she gives a shocked impression to her sister standing behind her. “okay while you two have a talk with Luna about whatever she may have done to my body we will leave.”

“Luna, have you cheated on me with discord?!” is the last thing I hear before pulling Aria and Duppel out of the principals office.

“Discord” Duppel says shocked by the turn of events.

“Okay, what the heck was going on in there?” I question both of them.

“Mom was just trying to enroll me here at this weird ass school.” Duppel says in response to my question. While I am there standing in shock, they just stare at me. “Oh right, the only thing I ever told you about my mom is that shes pretty and has purple hair.”

“I am more shocked that shes enrolled in this school and is also trying to enroll you here!” I yell at him.

“So am I the only one in the dark here? Because I do believe that we should get him to class.” Aria said reminding everyone that she is there.

“Did you even enroll him in any classes?!” I scream at her.

“well how are you here?”

“well I just show up to classes, since I haven't paid for books or a school profile I just come here and learn stuff, the coaches still try to get me to join teams though, and the only reason I am allowed to stay is because I can convince the female teachers to let me stay, haven't done that in a while I am now in a steady relationship.”

Duppel seemed kind of shocked. “I cannot believe that you're able to keep a girl.”

“Shut up you're only four years younger than me! Oh wait it seems the principals are done arguing.” I said as I walked over to the door. Before anything else the bells rang and people started changing classes, and I could see this worlds twilight running towards me.(Ha man I don't know how I'll explain this later) I only saw her for a week after I found out that she was a nudist.( Reference to “It's just anatomy” by “eLLen”) after I saw her I opened the door to reveal Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna naked on the floor, using toys, not noticing kids were taking out there phones to take pictures.

Author's Note

i honestly just took so long to spite anyone that likes this story. if you do like this story i am sorry for you. the next chapter will be about Adagio + Ember. ( Danny Phantom character for those that did not know that.