the siren that got annoyed

by im a nopony

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, Dazzlings, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Sonata Dusk, Alternate Universe, Romance, Changelings, Fluttershy, Random, Discord, Slice of Life, Sex, Human
Length: 16981

sonata can now do whatever dumb thing she wants

a stupid story where i do anything i want and have any character have a story. spelling errors and pretty much anything that makes you angry/irritated is on purpose.

~After a year of getting better at just writing, i finally re-watched rainbow rocks, I'm picking this story back up, but don't expect anything good, besides, this story is meant to irritate you after all, starlight shimmer is worst pony, did you see how many commas are in this one sentence, i should have used a question mark at that, this sentence will end with a period though~

Published 2015-01-05 22:00:03 UTC
Last updated 2016-09-27 00:37:18 UTC

the result

Wow you actually cared enough to read the second chapter... well okay then. But I warn you if you are prone to flipping the table due to rage please leave your computer and get the rage out so you don't kill your computer with a right hook. I say this because I am going to make a complete fool of Sonata, enjoy.

This is bad, really bad what if she could sing? And even if she couldn't she would make a fool of herself in front of everyone. “Uh... wha?”

Pinkie Pie immediately shot up and began her normal ramble. “They said that they wanted to hear you sing silly, it's probably cause you were so good at singing during the competition.” No one paid any attention to Pinkie, they just stared at Sonata waiting for her to sing.

After awkward silence Sonata sighed and turned up the volume on her radio. She knew there was no getting out of the situation, she heard a song come on and she began to sing to it with perfect melody.

(just read this or go to YouTube and watch angel of darkness. I own nothing of the song credit goes to the original creators.)

Angel of darkness
Angel of darkness
The world is in your hand,
But I will fight until the end.
Angel of darkness
Angel of darkness
Don't follow your command,
But I will fight and I will stand.
When darkness falls,
Pain is all,
The Angel of Darkness
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
garden of delight.
The dreams are gone,
midnight has come,
the darkness is our new kingdom. Yeah-eah...
Chorus:
Angel of darkness
Angel of darkness
The world is in your hand,
But I will fight until the end.
Angel of darkness
Angel of darkness
Don't follow your command,
But I will fight and I will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night,
time to pray,
down on your knees,
you can't hide from the
eternal light,
until my last
breath I will fight( I will fight...)
Now realize, the stars they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the creatures of the night.
Chorus:
Angel of darkness
Angel of darkness
The world is in your hand,
But I will fight until the end.
Angel of darkness
Angel of darkness
Don't follow your command,
But I will fight and I will stand.
Songwriters
CHRISTENSEN, ALEX JOERGE/KOENEMANN, PETER

Read more: Alex C. - Angel Of Darkness Lyrics | MetroLyrics

After her interlude everyone’s mouth was agape she wasn't able to hear herself sing so she wondered how she did. “Uh, how did I do?”

Only sunset responded although it came out as more of a whisper. “Well... you can sing.”

“Sing! Are you kidding me she sang so well and besides she does not even look like a siren anymore. She! Has! A! Tail!” she looked over to see twilight standing there with no idea how she got there.

“When did you get here, and what do you I'm not a siren anymore?” she asked.

“Well for starters I came back to get the pendants so that I could keep them where no one could use their magic again. Plus look at yourself!” Sonata did what she was told and saw that she had hair extensions, a tail that like a lizards but the end resembling the tip of a dragons tail, she then noticed that she had wings but not two full wings but eight small stands of wings that sprouted from the same spot on her back. She stared at them until they disappeared, very confused by this questions ran through her head but most of all she was scared. Was she now a new species, what was she, how could she sing, why did she transform?! She decided to play it cool.

“Okay but why-” She was stopped by a slam coming from the entrance of the cafeteria. She saw that it was her sisters looking for her. She became even more scared for what her sisters had in store for her. “Adagio, Aria I -”

Adagio was the only one who spoke because it seemed that Aria lost an argument with Adagio. “What do you think your doing here?! I said we have to find a way to fix our pendants, and I have a plan.”

Sonata remembered that she no longer had to do what her sisters said and decided she wasn't going to put up with them, but before she could respond applejack spoke up. “Well then forget it.”

“What did you say?!”

“What I mean is that she already fixed hers.”

“What impossible!”

This time everyone spoke. “It's true!”

Applejack spoke again. “And the best part is that she doesn't need instruments. When she was singing earlier that dog collar glowed and well made the correct instrument sounds for the song. She can transform too. Hey, anyone else wonder why were taking this so easily?”

“If that is true then Sonata give it to me now!” Adagio said as she reached for Sonata's collar. Sonata knew what that would mean as she would lose all her powers and she would be her sisters servants once again. She felt rage boiling up inside of her, the spikes on the collar began glowing red in response to her anger, only twilight noticed as she watched in awe.

Adagio reached for the collar and touched one of the spikes, when she did this the collar burst out energy as Sonota screamed. “N̶̛͔̳͈̺̝̣̘̱̜ó̩̗̻͟ !” Adagio immediately fly back fifteen feet back due to the blast. No one saw what happened except for twilight.

Adagio got up and was very irritated due to what happened. “Fine Sonata you want to keep thee most power, go ahead see what its like being the strongest.” both of her sisters walked toward the door when Adagio stopped to say one thing. “Oh, and by the way one way or another I will get your new power!” she then left the cafeteria.

Twilight then walked over to Sunset and whispered. “Keep an eye on her.” and then she left out the doors running. They didn't question it for long when they heard her scream from outside saying that she'd gotten the pendants.

Sonata then looked over to the six other people at the lunch table and smiled shyly. “So I kind of need a place to crash now. He he.”

Author's Note

it isn't really my first picked idea for a fanfic but i am trying to make it good but cut me some slack I'm only 7 (not really I'm 14)

slight smut i guess a changling is in there somewhere

Side note before I start I find aria the most seductive and hot non sexually. Oh and just a question does anyone think the sirens were like ember from Danny Phantom? Hmm, and then he got an idea a horrible, dirty, and smutty idea.

Aria was walking down a random street recalling the events of them losing the apartment, and how it was all her sisters fault. Adagio believed that they had no reason for going because they were going to die; this was dumb on her part for going along with it, they wouldn't die they are immortal beings the pendants were just enhancing their singing. She clenched her backpack tighter being jealous of sonata having all the power. She went along like this for a while mumbling and walking with no direction. She then woke from her stress induced trance she realized she was walking through an area where she was well acquainted with. She had walked to the part of town where all the fights happened, she would usually come here for a meal, money, and someone to spend the night with.

Changeling time? Changeling time. Aria's boyfriend! And yes I know me telling you ruins anything that could be good, so sue me.

Around the corner a male figure was waiting for Aria so that he could maybe get a jump on her. When Aria passed him he took a knife from his jeans pocket and walked up behind her, he then cupped his hands around her mouth and brought the knife to her throat. Aria immediately took a large bite of his hand causing him to release his grip and drop his knife. “You failed!” Aria screamed at him with a smile on her face.

“Sorry mommy; I'll try harder next time, how did I do?” He asked. As he laid on the ground.

“Duppel, at least last time I couldn't move, And you're only supposed to call me mommy in public. You may be my lover but to everyone else I am your mom.” she scolded. She then began to crawl until she could lay on his chest comfortably. “Besides you know I love hearing my name.” She curled said as she curled into a ball. “And I believe you love saying it.”

“Don't you have school now?” Duppel asked as he hugged her. Showing her his arms that had many bandages still looking fresh. He noticed she was looking at them and decided to say something about them. “It's fine, ember just got mad at me for not showing up on time for rehearsal. But, I bet you have gotten lots of energy from your school though. Hey, I just got an idea, how about you put me in school?” He asked with a grin on his face.

Aria thought this over in her head and quickly came to a conclusion. “Sure.”

“Thank you mommy!”

“Hey Fluttershy, why do you look more confident today?” Dash asked. She had noticed earlier she was acting different. The only time she seemed more confident was when she was stripped naked; due to experience, and yet she seemed fully clothed at the moment. She also found it strange that she was wearing some guys pe clothes, none of it belonged to her.

Fluttershy turned with a seductive smile that sent shivers up Dashes back. “Seems someone wants to know, or maybe you want to get up close and personal?” Fluttershy said walking closer to Dash, when she was close enough she grabbed the woman's waist and made them closer together so that Dash could see what happened.

Up close and personal Dash could notice the clothes were too big for Fluttershy and could almost see that it was like wearing a blanket for her. A crowd began to gather in the hallway, taking out their phones to record what they thought was going to happen. Dash was embarrassed with all the guys watching and wasn't really bothered by all the girls. “Hey Shy, there are people watching and I don't plan on being in porn until I graduate.”

“Well why don't we start your'e career early and give the crowd what it wants.” Fluttershy said as she began stipping Rainbow shocking everyone to find she was flat and always wore a sports bra. Fluttershy's breasts were already exposed from the extra large clothing when she pushed Dash to the ground. “Don't look now but pinkie has the recording stuff set up.”

“Don't worry Dash Photo Finish will help me with the lighting and editing.” pinkie said behind a camera with a smile. Dash fainted from this. “Oh well now it would be illegal. Oh well add it to stripping compilation.”

Fluttershy stood up holding Dash's wrist still half naked. “Who want's this?!” She called out. As a small hand grasped hers, she looked down to see Scootaloo. “You want this?” Scootaloo only nodded as she began to drag her slowly down the hall. “Strange girl; alright pinkie don't pack up, who's next?” this caused an enraged Rarity to force her away from the impending orgy.

“I don't know girls were pretty good at knot tying, I'd say thats what were good at.” Sweetie bell suggested.

“Nah that's just an extension of bondage, besides what kind of special talent is knot tying? Besides my sister forces me to learn knots for money.” Applebloom said.

“Why the fudge-fuck am I- *Yawn* tied up in the library?” Rainbow said waking up.

“Well.”Scootaloo began while twirling the rainbow hair in her fingers. “Were going to see if our special talent is bondage, Using you!”

“Wait what the fuck! Let me go!”

“I'm pretty sure bondage says the one tied up gets their restraints tightened.” Sweetybell says.

“God, where the fuck is the principals office, I forgot goddammit!” Aria screamed as she turned the corner, witnessing the skeptical of three little girls about to torture/Fuck an eighteen year old did not offset her. “Kids where is the principal office?”

Applebloom answered immediately. “Once you leave the library take a left then a right and it's right next to the guidance office.”

“Thanks little kid, and before you start, wait a second.” Aria began rummaging through her purse and took out a few items and gave them to the kids.

“Wait help me!” Dash screamed.

“shut up or we'll make the ropes tighter!” Applebloom yelled.

“So what are these things?” Scootaloo asked.

“A polaroid camera, a whip, and an eight inch vibrator. You'll figure it out.”

Author's Note

honestly i just dont care about grammer or punctuation or this story grammar will not bee fyced

what the heck did i just type?! + why did it take so long to type

Let me start off by saying I still have no intention of making this a good story, in fact I am doing my best to annoy all of you. Why is it not working? Lets start off with discord this time.

Discord was out on the field doing suicides with the football team; even though he wasn't on it he trained with teams just to annoy the team members, even the coaches got annoyed him being the best of them all and never joining any of the teams. He was hopping to enrage Dash at soccer practice but she never showed up. Once the hour was over he walked by the cheerleaders and noticed that there were two new girls in the group. Fluttershy and Pixel Pizzaz, Pixel Pizzaz will possibly not be important in this chapter. He started walking toward them and noticed Shy wasn't wearing the gym clothes and instead was wearing an even more skimpy outfit. “Hey, I didn't know your a part of the cheer leading team.” Discord said.

“I just joined, pixel here asked me.” She said pointing to the girl next to her.

“And the clothes?” Discord said prodding his finger into her stomach hurting her a little.

“I could tell you if you weren't stabbing me.” He apologized. “Rarity thought they were dirty so she went to wash them, and I got these from a certain photo finish she most likely thought they were for a porno.” She said sounding a little bored.

“A porno?! Okay never mind that, look I had Derpy go back to the house so she could get your clothes they should be by your locker, but yet again it's Derpy so who knows.”

“Why does she have your house key?”

“The Threesome remember?” Discord answered.

Discord was walking back inside and since he had a hall pass and a free hour he went to try and find some gossip to use as blackmail. It had been at least half an hour and all he found was as if by clockwork Tree Hugger; the art teacher, smoking a joint/masturbating. He was about to give up when he was greeted with two options screaming from the principals office or moaning from the library. He chose library. He pushed open the library doors and could tell the sounds were coming from upstairs, surprisingly there were only seven or so people in the library. One of these people was vinyl and he thought she could be useful with whatever he was about to find he decided to drag her along she didn't mind because it went with what she was listening to. By the time discord got upstairs and behind the book shelf where the sounds were coming from he was a little scared by what he heard, vinyl on the other hand didn't hear the loud noises, which surprised him because he couldn't hear what she was listening to. “I swear you can ignore anything with those on.” he remembers that whenever she has sex she shares headphones just to make sure thrusts are in a beat.

Unfortunately, this is where I no longer gave a fuck what I wrote. By the time I had realized all my mistakes in writing at this point, I had no interest to go back and rewrite it. I am so sorry. If you want to read a much better story I recommend the creepypasta time traveling journal.

He then took her by the collar of her jacket and threw her on the other side of the ridiculously large wall of books. By accident he had grabbed her jacket collar to hard and made vinyl's jacket fall off while knocking her headphones off in the process. She was wearing a tank top that anyone could very easily see through. Discord only saw vinyl stand there for a few seconds before she walked back and started shaking her hand in front of her neck. Discord could see she saw something interesting or downright disgusting.

“Don't make me go back there. Can you show me instead?” Discord asked . Vinyl took out her phone and took a picture of what was behind the wall. She then showed it to Discord. On her phone he could see three little girls sitting on top of a tied down Dash naked and covered in scratch and cut marks. “Anything else?” discord asked. Vinyl then took her phone back and walked away looking weak. His phone then vibrated showing that he received a text with a photo attachment. Confused he murmured. “When did she have time to text me this? She literally put the phone in her pocket once she took it back.”

Okay now I'm going to try first person.

Anyway time to blackmail, but first I have to save the photo and send it to my other phones. As I turn the corner and to my surprise the yelling from the office actually got louder. That's good I can still find out what the fuss is about. As I get closer to the office door I can tell that Aria is the one screaming. I finally get to the office door I can see through the door window, I can see Aria crying about something, and Duppel is with her. I have never seen Duppel inside a school before, as far as I know he's homeless. I accidentally lean to far on the door and I fall into the room grabbing everyone's attention.

“What are you doing here?!” Principal Celestia Screams at me as I attempt to think of an answer, I'm not even supposed to be on school grounds.

“Well You see-” I don't get to finish.

“How many times do I have to tell you, you graduated from high-school more than seven years ago! Why do you keep coming back to this school?!”

“Ask Luna” I say with a smirk, that should get her out of my hair and it looks like it worked. I think to myself as she gives a shocked impression to her sister standing behind her. “okay while you two have a talk with Luna about whatever she may have done to my body we will leave.”

“Luna, have you cheated on me with discord?!” is the last thing I hear before pulling Aria and Duppel out of the principals office.

“Discord” Duppel says shocked by the turn of events.

“Okay, what the heck was going on in there?” I question both of them.

“Mom was just trying to enroll me here at this weird ass school.” Duppel says in response to my question. While I am there standing in shock, they just stare at me. “Oh right, the only thing I ever told you about my mom is that shes pretty and has purple hair.”

“I am more shocked that shes enrolled in this school and is also trying to enroll you here!” I yell at him.

“So am I the only one in the dark here? Because I do believe that we should get him to class.” Aria said reminding everyone that she is there.

“Did you even enroll him in any classes?!” I scream at her.

“well how are you here?”

“well I just show up to classes, since I haven't paid for books or a school profile I just come here and learn stuff, the coaches still try to get me to join teams though, and the only reason I am allowed to stay is because I can convince the female teachers to let me stay, haven't done that in a while I am now in a steady relationship.”

Duppel seemed kind of shocked. “I cannot believe that you're able to keep a girl.”

“Shut up you're only four years younger than me! Oh wait it seems the principals are done arguing.” I said as I walked over to the door. Before anything else the bells rang and people started changing classes, and I could see this worlds twilight running towards me.(Ha man I don't know how I'll explain this later) I only saw her for a week after I found out that she was a nudist.( Reference to “It's just anatomy” by “eLLen”) after I saw her I opened the door to reveal Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna naked on the floor, using toys, not noticing kids were taking out there phones to take pictures.

Author's Note

i honestly just took so long to spite anyone that likes this story. if you do like this story i am sorry for you. the next chapter will be about Adagio + Ember. ( Danny Phantom character for those that did not know that.

Adagios journal pt 1

one day after the battle.
Dear me, or future Adagio. Honestly I have no idea how this journal thing is supposed to work, Ember gave me this empty book ages ago to document events or something of that matter. so I may as well just write what happened today. this morning I woke up arguing with Aria about what to do, she didn't want to leave since we stayed for at least fifty years, she probably grew an attachment to that child or this place. it was a very weird day, even Sonata decided to run out on me, i needed her she was the only one that would listen to me. I couldn't stop her though, and once I had found her at the most obvious place; where she said she was going in the first place, she somehow had her powers back. so after that I went back to our new apartment and got my stuff packed. I suppose that tomorrow morning I could go to Ember, she would understand, and maybe she would help me. I really should have used this thing ages ago, I could have recorded plans in this thing. well I am supposed to leave this with an ending of some sort.

Sincerely Adagio.

2 days since the battle
I am really glad I do not know what the human calender is and I don't want to have to learn it. today was eventful, sort of, this morning I tried to convince Aria to come with me to Ember's place. she was reluctant, she decided that she would go with Sonata or something. when I got to Ember's place she looked really excited asking me to sing backup for her bands practice, what kind of attitude was that! she knows me to well that I would sing backup, but I did it anyway. lucky for me the backup was a rap that wasn't really a singing thing but I learned how to do it over the previous years due to all the. controversy over the lyrics were great for feeding on. Ember is letting me stay with them as long as I am participating in the music. and I asked how I am supposed to close this entry.

-Adagio

4 days since the battle.
I have not entered anything to the journal upon the previous day because frankly nothing happened, but now I can relay what happened. yesterday, I just followed Ember around her place and went shopping we didn't have any rehearsal either. her place isn't a really big thing but it is better than a dingy apartment. she is pretty nice, when we shopping she got me a mattress, I probably should have taken the mattress from my previous dwelling. But today was interesting, I finally got to see Ember when she was really trying to sing, apparently she makes a living and fame by recording the songs and placing them on a brick. it was strange she had to go into a padded room to sing, I thought she just needed solitude at first. when she sings is the cool part, she always said she had the same power as me and the rest of the sirens but I probably should have realized that after we started hanging out for more than seventy six years in human time. when she sings her hair seems to be the insulator for her power, when she sings her hair grows it is really strange it's kind of obvious.

-Adagio

10 days since the battle.
It Is very hard to find something to write about everyday so this is my first update in a while. I may have gotten harsh with Ember today, I was told to do a harmonizing part of a song and I; of course, failed. She asked what the problem was and I told her, starting with the entry to the school and our intent once we got there. She was a little more than protective after I told her that, almost like I was after our gems shattered. She was constantly nagging me about whether or not I was going to die, it was well deserved us sirens feed with our gems so the problem was whether or not I would starve to death. But I told her that no actual physical repercussions occurred, so in this world I'm immortal I suppose, but I should stay away from being shot. Later she calmed down and she went to bed, after she did Duppel came by which is weird because I usually only see him whenever the other sirens and me are moving to a different dwelling. Always staying around the portal of course. He told me Aria enrolled him a few days ago. Sonata became the fifth most popular person in school, I remember they held elections for those every month or so. And that is about it for today, the other days had nothing exiting about them but I know just what to do tomorrow.

-Adagio

1 day from last entry.
So I changed the entry opening again. Today was eventful to say the least, by that I mean my plan failed drastically. Today I took Ember out to lunch over to some royalty diner there have been a few of those recently so I guessed they were good if they could stay business for this long; lunch went smoothly, by the time we got home (I am becoming too comfortable here) she seemed tired so I tried to take advantage of her. I began questioning about her power, and I was so close to getting somewhere. Unfortunately for me she was not sleepy in fact she was quite lucid, or that's what I assumed when she started walking towards me. Needless to say we were into the same thing when it came to sexual activities. The rest of the day; until dinner, was filled with phone calls and people arriving and leaving. I suppose with this new turn of events I could turn this journal into an erotic sexual pleasantry. I should wait a few days to see if this is a daily thing.

-Adagio

Author's Note

i have begun having plans this will never be a story i will try to make good but i could make it lengthy and enjoyable for some and all grammer mistakes WILL NEVER BE CORRECTED HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

the longest one so far, made at school

Okay so I may or may not be typing on the school computers so no really smutty anything. maybe. possibly. you know what screw school.

"Uh, photo do you really want me to carry this across the school campus?" Pixel Pizzazz said as she held a box that had a cover resembling erotic tools. "I mean the box doesn't even have a top."

(In this Photo doesn't have an accent and her name is screwed up, enjoy.)

Photo Phinish perked her head up at this comment and frowned. "Listen Pixel we need advertisements for our productions, and my site is on the box so when the boys see this and raise a tent they'll go home and pay for my content." Photo said with great enthusiasm.

"But why would they pay five dollars for some porn when its all free anyway?"

"Because my shows have intriguing characters and story lines, and if they can't spare a few dollars then they are cheap. Oh and take violet shes like your duckling towards you.”

“wow, wonderful observation skills, although I am just dying to get her off of me.” Pixel said as she looked down at her legs where a half asleep violet haired girl gripped at her legs. Not wanting any more talk out of Photo Phinish she decided to get going and take the supplies to the assigned room. Violet just trailed behind her not saying anything.

“Hey everyone; look, Celestia and Luna are going at it!” Pixel heard down the hall near the principle office and vaguely saw her principles scrambling on the floor. She then pulled out her phone and dialed photo's number.

*Yes what do you want you left the room less than a minute ago.*

“Just thought you'd want to know the principles are having public sex.” She then hung up and began making her way to her destination. On her way, nothing happened she made it to the other side of the school. Once at her destination she placed the box down inside were actually pretty mundane things she was supposed to deliver to Pinkie Pie, the most controversial item in box was her mini-party-poppers that resembled mini guns just, smaller. After spending two entire minutes examining the contents of the box she noticed that an immediate release of tension was released from her forearm, she was shocked by this but thought that Violet had simply fallen asleep it wouldn't be the first time this would have happened, so didn't respond accordingly. After less than a second she noticed that all tension of being grabbed had been released from here arm. This shocked her a lot more than before so in a small panic she turned around to find violet walking out of the gym and ran after her.

Lets change something here OK? OK. What about a different show on a different channel. Regular Show. Also violets POV.

I was nearly asleep but then I noticed something that caught my attention, it was either dark skin or pale I couldn't tell but it was also red so I had to follow it. Red being my favorite colour of course, even though my name is violet. So I get up and walk away from my safety-zone and follow after it, turning the corner I see my friend Pixel get up and chase after me so I decide to run also, this is a fun game after all. After thirty seconds of running, I get tired and stop resting my head on this brown wall that's pretty lumpy and feels more like a vest. I'm eventually pushed away and stumble backwards into Pixel; again, I decide not to try to walk on my own using my legs without support is much harder than just leaning and being dragged. I lazily cling my arms around her neck and expect to be carried and just as I suspected she began carrying me. Where to was probably class it doesn't matter I will just be asleep anyway, while she carries me I decide to pull a prank and take off her bra which is really a good thing, I can see it hurts her allot most of the time when exercising. This is also boring; she didn't have ant reaction to this, instead of going to class she takes me to another one of my friends Twilight. Twilight is being surrounded by many more of her friends trying to get clothes on her, but most of them are guys so it's really ineffective, Pixel just adds to the circle of people surrounding her me being only a few inches away from Twi.

“Here.” I say blankly handing her the bra I pulled off of Pixel. I drop off Pixel's back and walk behind Twilight and began tightening the straps, at least this bra fits Twilight. She smiles at me then turns around trying to get the attention of the one with the brown vest. I suppose she wants to talk to him. Most of the boys calm down; while not knowing where it came from, they were glad that she had a bra on that cleared up one of their problems, but I don't think I could sneakily take off Pixel's panties. I have tried it before; usually when I get bored during class and she leans forward revealing most of her backside, she hasn't noticed that part yet cause no one will ever point it out.

But right now Pixel is distracted and worried about public nudity, during this time I also see Photo Phinish running as fast as she can with her camera and tripod because we weren't there to help her carry that stuff. Down the hall I can also see a half naked Rainbow Dash stumbling down the hall, so I go over to her.

“Hey Rai-.” My sentence was cut off short.

“Whats the worst legal thing you can do to kids?” she asked with a little bit of a quiver in her voice.

“You can sue them or you could make an account with their credit card and sign them up for really expensive subscriptions, or you could tell on them to their parents. Personally I'd go for the ladder.” I tell her blankly. She just gives me a weird expression, and walks off. I can also tell Pixel's bra would go much better on her, shes almost flat!

I walk around aimlessly after that and eventually I have no idea where I'm at. I seem to be on the football field for no reason, and all the girl teams seem to be out here right now. That means that school has been out for more than an hour, I think. I slowly walk myself back into the school and head into the gym where a certain meeting of some kind; I'm not sure really, is being held it consisted of only around fifth teen people. Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Apple Jack, Sweetie Bell, Scootaloo, Applebloom, Celesta, Luna, Discord, Twilight, and Pixel.

(ha I just wasted an entire sentence on names, hehehehehe screw you word count!)

“Fist, I mean First! I will address all off the offenses that happened in the school today.” Luna said slowly. “Fluttershy,: coming to school with an obvious fact of no undergarments and not wearing clothes that properly covered your body, molesting Dash here in the hall, almost starting a publicly viewed sex act, and that's about it for you. It seems after you went with the cheerleaders you went back to being a respectable citizen.” Luna said causing Shy to blush a deep red and burrow into her yellow sweater. It was kind of cute.

(P.S. No ones POV now.)

“Scootaloo, Sweetie bell, and Applebloom. You three will all be sent to a juvenile delinquency centre.” Luna said again causing the older ones to almost jump having not known nothing of why they were called there. Both of the older sisters asking why.

“This issue will be sent to court to find out the length of the punishment. The reason for this is that Rainbow here came to us very bruised and beat up asking to see the security tapes of the library. Upon doing so we found footage that she was raped without consent by bondage.”

“Well I for one want to see the tape and before it to find out if it was rape!” Said Rarity. Everyone of them watched the tape except for the part where Adagio came over.

“So that's where my personal rope tying book went to, you little stack of hay!” Applejack yelled at Applebloom. And Rarity was just keeping Sweetie's arms behind her back pulling her arm higher when she asked to be let go. As for Rainbow dash she was laughing hysterically almost out of breath.

“Man that was even funnier the second time you really thought that’s how its done? Hehehehehe, man you never even looked this stuff up did you?” Dash asked Scootaloo.

“Nah all we found was stuff from Applejack's book and this other one called Fifty Shades of Grey.” Said Scootaloo taking all of this rather well like it was just another day talking to her hero. It's rather strange. “So your not mad at me for doing this?”

“Oh no, I am furious with you, you little knucklehead! Get over here!” Rainbow Said as she pulled the little one over to her and scuffed up her hair as if they were siblings. All around them were the two real siblings that were being punished was laughter, Celestia, Luna, Twilight, Fluttershy, Discord, Pixel, and even violet in the back where no one noticed her.

“Before we continue what is your relationship between you two?” Luna asked after settling down from the laughing.

“My sister!” Scoots.

“Used to be like a Daughter.” Dash.

They both said at the same time. Causing Scootaloo to look up at her and slap herself in the head. “Fuck me! I'm an idiot, now that's ruined”

“Language young lady say that again and I'll ground you.” Dash said hitting Scootaloo in the head.

“Ow! That hurt!” She said laughing it off.

“Speaking of kids, Discord where is Screwball?” Fluttershy asked Discord causing a wide scale amount of shock to be sent through the room.

“shes fine don't worry. Shes really liking it over at my house.” Discord said. “Shes probably eating noodles around this time, I called home earlier and told her I won't be home for awhile.”

“Fluttershy darling, whats he talking about?” Rarity said being the first one to get the words out.

“Oh right, I never told anyone else but Pinkie, sorry.” Fluttershy said rather scared. “Screwball is my child.”

“What was that dearie?”

“She said that screwball is our child.” Discord said making everyone either shocked or scarred, I would vote for the ladder. Everyone began yelling at discord and threatening him.

“Ah knew you were no good you varmint!” yelled Applejack being the only one that could make out her words clearly.

“What if I told you that Screwball is five?” Discord said calmly leaning back in his chair.

Now Violet couldn't hide in the back anymore; she was laughing hysterically and was found after knocking some boxes over in the back of the gym, those boxes being the one she 'helped' bring over with pixel.

-_ten minutes later_-

No nothing important happened within those few minutes. This is only for word count.

“Moving on the children's definite punishment will be decided later. Twilight, we do not care about what your personal choices at home are but habits like yours should not be brought onto school grounds. The reason your here is that you came to school without any attire at all, you could be arrested for this you know.” Celestia said.

“Yes ma'am I understand, I didn't realize it sooner and for that I am sorry.” Twilight said.

“But your first choice was to go immediately to discord without being the least bit discreet. At least enough 'friends' were able to crowd around you and get you into clothes, by the way, I hope you plan on washing those.”

“Yes.” She said wearing a baseball uniform.

“Pixel, being the last one around and product of association, nothing you need to worry about. You will just need to go to the counselor's office and get talked to about what people to hang out with next week.”

“Discord and Violet, you two just decided to come here, but you really should not be on school grounds.” Celestia said pointing to Discord.

He shrugged.

Author's Note

I typed this entire thing at school getting like five minutes a day to type, heck I'm uploading this at school. P.S. just list background ponies in the comments so i can include them. (somehow)

Discord's house, SCREWBALL IS THERE! i guess

Sorry for making this chapter, I got bored for finals so I made this. And have not actually typed anything at this point so... let's get too it. (Oh God)

“So what about you two? Don't you have something else to tell us?” Discord asked smugly. Causing embarrassment to come onto the sisters faces.

“Ah, yes.” Celestia started. “My sister and I have (Ahem) been caught committing a public sex act, but we have a great cover up so we are not being fined or fired.”

“How did you do that?” Twilight asked.

“You all know Photo Phinish, correct?” Luna asked, causing Pixel to face-palm herself.

“How would that help in this situation?” Asked Twilight.

“Well, it's a quite interesting story.” Said Celestia.

FLASHBACK BITCHES I am so sorry I did not mean it.

“So you're able help with our situation, how?” Celestia said putting her bra back on. Her question made Photo Phinish smirk.

“Well you all know I have a porn site and I rent out areas of the school to film them, correct?”

“Yes.”

“Well I recorded your little scene today.”

“What!? You did what!?” Celestia said with her suit unbuttoned. Luna was peacefully sleeping on the floor.

“Shut up.” This made her shut up. “If I were to post this in the member section then people would pay for it. Now because of this I can form a crew of a few of the people that were at the scene of your incident, with this I can make a little stage show.”

“What does that have to do with anything?” Celestia asked.

“Shut up, I was getting to that. If we can get this into a court office then we can use this as an excuse. The excuse would be that this was an act and the fact that I put it on my site would be supporting that.”

“But why would these people follow your orders?”

“Good question.” Photo replied. “I could get them to do it by bribing them with a free member pass on my site, how does that sound?”

“It sounds good but what about their phones I saw people filming me with their phones.”

“I will make them delete any other evidence that isn't my video.”

FLASHBACK OVER BITCHES not sorry I just want to annoy you guys.

Then they all left while Fluttershy and Discord were being followed by Rarity and Dash.

(I am really bad at transitions now that I think about it I could have made an entire scene about them all saying goodbye that would build character, right oh well I am way too lazy for that (maybe if I go and edit this story in the future. (oh look at that I did)))

“Do you really have to follow us home?” Discord yelled back at their little entourage.

“We didn't even know you two live together, and you have a daughter so we want to know a little more before we leave Fluttershy with you.” Dash said. Being followed by a response from rarity.

“And who knows what your doing to our little darling when your alone with her, and with the way you act you may even very controlling.”

“Wait, girls is that really what you think he's like? I would have you know that the worst argument we had ever had was what colour paint we should have in the living room.” Fluttershy said.

“Who won this argument darling?”

“She did; it was really funny too, I didn't even have a preference I just wanted to see her cute begging face.” Discord said chuckling a little. “She puffs her cheeks out and scrunches her nose it's really cute.”

Not having thought of anything to talk about before they reached his their house all of them walked silently. “Awkward silence.” Discord said.

When they all got to his house they were all pretty shocked by how big it was, nothing spectacular not even one you would find in a neighborhood with only big houses, just big enough to impress them.

“Um, do you want to come in?” Fluttershy said breaking Dash and Rarity from their awestruck stances.

“W-Why yes, of course that seems like fun.”

“Sounds cool.”

After they all walked inside the first thing they heard was discord yelling. “Crap! NOT AGAIN WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!” Which made the two newcomers jump just causing Fluttershy to sigh.

“Girls I'm sorry but today might not have been the best day to come here, you can leave at any time.” Fluttershy said seeming like a much stronger person than how she acts at school, in fact entirely different more like the leader of everything in the house, well thats what the guests she invited in thought .

A few seconds after Fluttershy went to the stairs to follow discord a little orange skinned and purple haired girl entered the room and immediately noticed Dash first.

“Rainbow Dash! What are you doing here?” Said Scootaloo. This shocked Dash causing her to be silent until the little one reached her.

“Hey sport, what are you doing here?” Dash said stuttering a little.

“I live here.” She replied. Rarity not wanting to get involved with that situation decided it would be better to follow Fluttershy leaving the two other girls in front of the door.

“What do you mean you live here I thought you were an orphan.”

“What no way where did you get that idea?”

“Hmm, I actually have no idea, I guess it was just imprinted somewhere that you were an orphan like it was almost an inevitable idea.”

“That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Want to see my room?”

“Sure.” Dash said not thinking clearly just attempting to put the pieces together while walking to the basement stairs. Finally gathering her thoughts while walking down the stairs. “Is Discord your birth dad?”

Scootaloo thinking about this for a while finally answered “Maybe, he told me the story want to hear it?”

“Sure.” Dash replied.

(yay back story that might take up twenty words)

{AND THIS IS WHERE I STOPPED THEN, THAT WAS FIVE WEEKS AGO. I AM SO LAZY, IS THE CAPS HURTING ANYONES EYES YET?}

“It's actually not a long story.” Said Scootaloo.

(CRAP!)

“It goes like this. Discord got a knock on the door; it was a woman with eight year old me, she said I was his kid. Discord didn't believe it but he saw how the woman looked. And by the way she was very poor like less than homeless, she was weak too, gave me all the food she could find. He saw her and accepted me in the house. When I asked him why he let me come live with him he said that it was because he wanted me to have a nice life with good food and education. He said it was really important but I don't like school that much. And that is it.” Scootaloo said in a blank tone. She turned around to see Rainbow Dash and started laughing.

“What's so funny?” Dash said not knowing what she looked like.

“You've turned into Applejack! You're blushing really hard right now!” She exclaimed.

“So Discord is a nice guy?”

“Of course silly why do you think Fluttershy is dating him? He told me he was going to propose.” Scootaloo said.

“Okay but is he weird like in any way?!” Dash started to raise her voice and talk faster. “Does he hurt you?! Does he abuse anyone?! Does he do drugs?!” Dash started questioning about every bad thing she could think of.

“NO! He doesn't do any of that stuff he's just a nice guy!” Scootaloo yelled making a large scream echo around the house.

They stood in silence for a few seconds before footsteps began running toward their location in a panicked race down the stairs. Suddenly a pink girl came running down the stairs and into Rainbow dash who was at the very bottom of the stairs causing them to topple over into the wall. Moments later Dash could be heard grunting in pain due to a girl sitting on her back pulling on her hair.

“Grh! Get off of me you little punk!”

“NO! Run Scootaloo, I can't hold her forever!” The girl said.

“Screwball get off of her! That's Rainbow Dash!” Scootaloo said helping Dash get Screwball off of her.

“Really?” Screwball said getting off of the girl under her. “This is her? The way you talked about her made it seem like she would be stronger.”

“Whats going on down here?!” Discord yelled down the stairs. “Screwball get up here now!”

“Dash you might want to come up here darling.” Rarity said behind Discord.

They all made a steady walk up the stairs not talking, that was when Dash felt her feet get a little wet through her socks. She then saw the pink girls arm dripping and figured it was water, that was until they got to the top step and saw her arm more clearly.

“Dash please be quiet.” Said Fluttershy in a serious tone halting a scream that was prepared to be let out by rainbow dash. “Now since you have questions were all going to go to the living room that way we can treat you like guests. Discord can make the food. And he will be happy about doing it!” Fluttershy said the last bit almost yelling.

“I am perfectly capable of making refreshments Shy.” Discord said as he walked into the kitchen.

They all made their way to the living room where Dash and Rarity sat at a double seater while Scootaloo sat down in a chair. Fluttershy and Screwball sat down an the couch in the middle, when they sat down Shy opened the foot rest and took out a first aid kit. Likely to bandage the bleeding arm that Screw had.

(yes that is what I am calling her Screw. Also I have never read bride of discord or daughter of discord so you can expect me to not do right for this character.(PS. I am an omnishiper.))

“Always gotta be prepared for these kind of situations.” Fluttershy said.

Rarity leaned over to Dash as to whisper in her ear. “What were you doing in the basement with Scootaloo?”

“Well She told me about how she got to living in this house but then I went into a panic, and that got out of hand.”

“I think I already know what happened after that, but you have to tell me what she told you down there.” Rarity said as Discord walked in with glasses and brownies.

“Refreshments anyone?” He said loud enough to get everyone's attention.

“When did you have time to do all that? You were gone for less than a minute!” Dash yelled extremely confused on how he made brownies in under a minute.

“He won't tell anyone says its his own recipe, but whats more confusing is that he didn't even have enough time to fill fifteen glasses?!” Fluttershy said in confusion.

Discord sat down and placed the glasses and food down on the foot stool. Everyone took one of the brownies the guests wondering what it tasted like to have been cooked so fast. Rarity was the first to comment on them.

“These aren't really fancy or really all that delicious like I would have expected.”

“If you don't mind me asking, what did you expect from me?” Discord questioned.

“Well in [Ahem] anime the odd one, when he cooks it's usually the most delicious thing they ever tasted.” Rarity said blushing a little.

“I understand but why are you embarrassed about watching anime? Nevermind doesn't matter in the first place. You followed us home came in without calling and started yelling at my daughter.” Discord said sounding irritated with each thing on his list. “Why. Are. You. Here?” he said with gaps in his words almost seeming threatening.

“Are you serious?!” Dash yelled jumping up from her seat. “We just found out today that Fluttershy has a kid! Is living with you! And I even bet she was wearing your clothes today at school!” She began to rant. “Besides, the fact that she has a five year old daughter with you is enough to raise suspicion of a very wrong relationship!”

“It was my choice.” Fluttershy said but not loudly enough for anyone but Screw and Discord to hear. Discord saw Fluttershy's face and began to sweat.

“Who knows what else-” Dash was cut short.

“IT WAS MY FUCKING CHOICE DASH!”

Author's Note

i waited a month to finish this, well theres no helping that i am not a good writer i guess i need help on this story.
if you actually read this or got through the entire story please leave a like.....................................

maybe follow me too? please? please!? PLEASE?! JUST FOLLOW ME PLEASE!
crying for help is annoying so i did it, screw you all!!!:flutterrage:

I rushed through making this, i have no idea what it is

Well I seem to be starting this chapter right after the last one maybe it'll come out faster. Nah. I wonder what kind of writing I will try to ruin today.

Today was so boring, I mean I couldn't even find Fluttershy when school was over. But I guess it's fine I remember how to get to her little shed? Shack? Cabin? I don't know what to call it but it really isn't liveable. Lets see we went down this road then I asked about that girl that lived over there, I think as I look at a rundown house. It couldn't hurt to go in there right? It's much more liveable than the little shed I slept in last night.

“Hello?” I said as I walked through the broken door. The house isn't as bad as I thought it looked compared from the outside, but it's still a mess. People usually think of me as the airhead, which isn't true at all I've spent at least a thousand years on this planet and in that time I was able to more than seven doctorates. People also think I don't care what happens to others, this infuriates me cause I try to show I care but up until yesterday I have been controlled by Adagio and Aria my entire life. So I will show that I care by cleaning up this house, right that's it, I can clean here until the owner comes back and then I can leave. She will see me as a nice person, that's how it works right?

No time to linger on that thought time to get to cleaning. The kitchen looks like a good place to start.

Maybe not, the kitchen is just empty except for one cabinet that has two cups, three plates, and no bowls, there isn't even any silverware of any kind. The only thing wrong with it is that the fourth plate is on the floor broken with a moldy pizza stuck on it. Back to the living room.

the living room is fine, just fine. Once again the room is practically empty spare but a couch and a TV. Maybe I don't have to clean it, judging by all the accumulated dust no one has actually lived here for a few weeks. Perhaps they're on vacation, but judging by the state this house is in it doesn't seem like anyone would be returning any time soon. Maybe I could clean it, just so I can stay here. I mean it couldn't be that rude if it looks like a crack house. Wait what if it is a crack house?! But... it doesn't smell like drugs or smoke. That is it I have made up my mind I will stay here for the next few...days? Weeks? Months? I can't believe I didn't think through my plan for when I left Adagio! Man maybe I really am just an airhead, I should have thought about this for years, set up a banking account, got a second home to live in. I really should have thought this through. I heard Adagio was at school today maybe I could see if she is back arguing with that person for the apartment back. No I can't do that it would mean I need help!

“Maybe we could earn the money?”

What was that! No-one else is in the house there is only two rooms and I checked them!

“Who is that?” I ask, honestly I don't expect an answer. In my mind I think it was just caused from my stress.

“You have friends now, they don't trust you now but later we could ask for help.”

Not my imagination! It's real! It's real! “Heh, what are you talking about?” I whisper.

“You even saw earlier that you still have magic while your sisters don't, you can use this. You can use your magic to help your situation.”

“You're right, I do have magic but how would I use it properly?” I waited for an answer... no response. “Hello?” No response. “Maybe I am just going crazy but that sounds like a good option at the moment.” I said out loud expecting a reply from that thing. It didn't even sound like a voice more like a slow rumbling vibration, maybe a hum.

I should probably go tell Fluttershy that I have somewhere else to sleep tonight.

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“Hello! Fluttershy?!” I yell out trying to get a response from my friend, but it looks like no ones here right now which is weird because I could have sworn this is where I slept last night. Then I noticed that there was a faint light in the distance that seemed to be coming from a house, maybe that's where she is. The walk there is kind of tedious but it seems that I have complete solitude except for the light that is in the distance. Perhaps not, I remember how I was alone when I heard words come from that low hum, it could still be around me. I cant see anything behind me in the dark of the twilight because of the trees. At least I can get to the house without any real problems.

The light was apparently coming from a window that's on the second story of the house. I didn't notice it but apparently I was walking up a hill and the hill seems to be an abrupt stop and drop down. I would hate to look in; I really would, if I look in now I might seem like a creep. But I look in anyway, I have to know if anyone here can help me. I look in and the walls were a deep purple girls colour. Over on the bed to the right of the window I can see a little girl looking right at me! I duck immediately hoping I was just going to be brushed off as imaginary.

“Your sonata right?” a soft little voice said opening the window. Causing light to pour out of every area of the window even as if through the little girl.

“Y-Yeah, how did you know?” I ask confused about how she knew me.

“I was at the concert, but to prove to me your not a creep sing a song!” she yelled at me not very intimidatingly.

“Okay, what would you like me to sing? I can't promise ill be any good.”

“Something cool!” She exclaims.

“Okay I will try.” I say but honestly I can't think of anything cool so I might as well sing one of my favourites. “Show me how to lie-” I begin singing. It seems as if the light from the room is going into my choker, strange. It did get substantially darker. “Now dance fucker dance-” I continue even after feeling awkward for cursing in front of a little girl that looks like shes been pampered her entire life. In fact she looks happy that I cursed like I thought she was old enough to trust. “See the lightning in your eyes-” I continue now feeling relaxed and getting into the song, hey! I am singing; strange, I sang earlier and it got darker then. Does that have something to do with it? Oh well this little girl likes my singing so that's good. “There's something in your way-” Now it is strange, there seems to like a sun glare around the girl. The sun glare is dark though, aren't they usually bright? The glare started to condense around the girls arm becoming even darker, but nonetheless I continue singing. That was a mistake, the glare I saw hurt her. It hurt her, physically hurt her. The glare squeezed tightly around her arm and made a deep gash that didn't seem to hurt to much or hit anything vital. She screamed, and I stopped singing immediately and leaned through the window to check on her.

“Little girl are you okay?!” I yelled causing something to fall off of a shelf nearby.

“Yes, I'm fine. This is the biggest cut I have yet that doesn't hurt.” She replied calmly, almost happy.

“What do you mean?” I said as she got up with a bleeding arm starting to leak, she went over to her dresser and pulled out a knife.

“What are you doing?!” I screamed very confused about the entire situation. Why would such a young girl have a knife in her dresser?

“It's fine.” She said as she lifted her shirt almost to her ribs showing multiple scratches and scars. “I'm used to this stuff by now, but you should get going Sonata my parents are home and since I have a history of doing this they'll believe I did this to myself.”

“Ah, okay.” I said as I started to back away, still confused about what she meant by a history of doing this kind of thing. I couldn't slowly back away for long as the door began to open in her room. I made a dash down the safest path down the hill.

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“Back here again I suppose.” I say as I walk into the house I attempted to clean earlier. I walked over to the couch and fell down on top of it, drifting into a deep sleep after a tiring day.

At some point in the middle of the night I awoke to some noise coming from the house, it was falling apart after all. I lift my head to investigate the sound hoping that I wouldn't have to get up. When I had gotten my head up I could see a figure standing in the doorway it was both pink and green at the same time so I brushed it off as a figment of my drowsiness and fell back to sleep.

When morning had come I awoke to find a pink blanket was over me. I took it off to find that I wasn't in the house I had fallen asleep in, instead it was bright pink and didn't look like it would fall down, like an actual house. I got up from what was apparently just a mattress with a pillow, sort of like what I fell asleep on my first night away from my sisters. I got up groggily and preceded to make my way out of the door so I could thank whoever brought me here last night. When I had opened the door I found a lady with a black skin colour sitting on a couch watching TV. It amazes me how many colours people can be in this world. She looked over to me and waved me over. I sat on the couch next to her and felt really awkward, this was the first time this has happened, do I thank them and leave or do I stay or something? But before I could finish my thought she picked up a whiteboard and started to write on it.

'How was your night?' It said, I guess she can't talk or just doesn't want to.

“It was great thank you!” I exclaim fast and awkwardly stumbling over my words. She started writhing again.

(Yes Chrysalis is mute and so is Fluffle Puff because in the EG version they never talked.)

'Good what were you doing at my house' She asked.

“I-I just needed a place to stay the night.” I said. “Since you left yesterday I figured you wouldn't mind, the place didn't look like someone would want to stay.” I said not thinking about what I was saying. She looked a little irritated at my comment of the house.

'You can stay there if you stay for breakfast' She wrote.

“Thank you! But uh, do you want me to make breakfast?” she shook her head no. she then pointed over to the door to what I guess was the kitchen. Where she pointed was a pink girl; wearing an apron with her tongue sticking out, holding a tray. She walked over and the sense of nervousness, awkwardness, and embarrassment came over me. She leaned over to put the tray down on the table and in doing so she showed her entire cleavage! She was wearing only an apron!

She then picked up the dry whiteboard and held it to her chest causing one of her boobs to jump out of the apron, seeing this random girls tit wasn't too surprising; having lived a thousand years, but I still blushed a deep red. The girl next to me laughed at my blush even though it was obvious that she was also weirded out from seeing this.

'Phhht' Was what she wrote on the board, and I have no idea what that means. The only difference was that she wrote in pink.

The girl next to me put her hand on my shoulder and wrote on the board.

'She said 'hello' also that her name is Fluffle puff and my name is Chrysalis' Chrysalis wrote.

“Hello Fluffle puff and chrysalis.” I said looking at both of them. The pink one was having her hand slapped away from her nipple by Chrysalis.

Author's Note

i really don't remember what i was typing because i was just rushing to finish the word quota.
it hasn't been a long time since the last chapter i posted so there are so many things wrong with it.
screw it i actually don't care about the quality the like quota for quality hasn't been reached yet.

i left this chapter halfway for about nine months i think

Okay so I suppose I ignored the fact that I had this story in progress, also the fact that I had a notebook just listing ideas of what would happen in this story. I just didn't want to type, like at all. Oh well I guess I have to do something for people that actually like this thing. Also friendship games never happened in this story. But the thing with Ember will be a part of this story, somewhere. (hehehehehehehehehehehe)

Dash's POV

Well a new day to do pretty much anything that includes school. Wait where am I? I think as I lift myself off of the ground noticing that I'm not on my bed like normal. Fluttershy's house, right. I forgot that she had me sleep here overnight. I lay back down slowly not wanting to wake anyone. I look over to the clock and see that it reads four twenty. How in the world did I wake up this early?! Damn! I don't even feel like going back to sleep, and if I do I would just wake up later feeling groggy. Lets see what day is today? Friday, it has to be Friday. That means tomorrow I should be able to go to the Laser-tag arena. I think I have enough money.

'CRASH'

What the hell was that?! I thought I was the only one up. Yet again Fluttershy and Discord went back to bed before everyone fell asleep.

“Fuck” A small voice said quietly.

Now filled with curiosity I just need to find out who that was. It couldn't be Fluttershy or discord, they had their door open. Sitting up, the purple blanket graciously fell off my back leaving it hanging onto my ankles. I could tell that only one other person was still in the living room. That was Rarity, her marshmallow white skin really stood out in the dark of the morning. She would be horrible at camouflage I thought to myself as a funny little thought. Two blankets were just empty flat on the ground meaning that the one who made would have to be one of the kids.

I stand up on my feet careful not to fall over or make a sound. The stair light was on, the one going up, I haven't been up there yet. That was Rarity who got that tour, but I guess I got the basement tour so were even. I walk to the stairs the ground below me seeming like it was yelling that I was awake. Why is it the loudest during the night? As I begin walking up I could hear their breathing, I guess everything gets louder at night. I turn the corner to find only three rooms, lucky for me the only one on the right was the one with the light on. Now I was creeping, sliding along the wall for maximum stealthiness, I just didn't want to get caught.

“And that is how the cell works, do you understand Screw?” Scootaloo asked quietly.

“Yep, the membrane is the powerhouse of the cell right?” Screwball asked sounding like she really didn't want to even be heard by Scootaloo.

“No that's mitochondria silly.”

“You mean you two were just studying?!” I said in an angered hushed voice. I really could not believe that this is what they were doing. Who would go through all the trouble of waking up in the middle of the night, folding their blankets, and going upstairs just to study?!

“Hello Rainbow, how was your sleep? You're up early.” Screwball said calmly not trying to hide her voice this time.

“I should ask you the same question. What are YOU two doing up this early, it isn't even five yet!” I said louder than before but still trying to be quiet. Scootaloo just said this girls name what was it again? Shit! I don't even know this girls name but I'm trying to scold her.

“Why are we up? WHY ARE WE UP?! Has anyone ever told you that you talk in your sleep?” Screwball said. It seems like she's going to be doing all the talking, Scootaloo looks more like she doesn't even want to talk. I guess she just doesn't want to get in trouble, understandable.

“No, no one has ever told me that. Why?” I ask, I don't think I talk in my sleep I don't even remember my dream from last night.

“Why do you think she asked?” Scootaloo said seeming rather proud of herself as she pulled out her phone. “You practically didn't shut up all night. Rarity said she got used to it after a while. “

“Yeah, Rarity got kind of mad about it too.”Screwball said holding her hand up to her mouth to quite her giggling. That was when the video began.

“Rarity!” The video seemed to scream, I couldn't believe it. Not only that but I kept repeating my friends name again and again. This would have to go in one of my top ten embarrassing moments list when I got home. I just stood there flabbergasted at the recording of my sleeping self. I hadn't even known I talked in my sleep, no one had ever brought it up during sleepovers. I could tell my face was red just by how hot it was. Both of the two girls were laughing now. That was when the video changed.

“Here comes my favourite part!” Scootaloo said holding onto her stomach.

“Applejack! No more tongue!” The recording of me yelled. Then I slowly fell to the floor onto my knees. Hearing that just made me want to die right there. Two little girls laughing at me in the early morning screaming about being tongued! I mean, who wouldn't be embarrassed about that. I brought my hands up to my face and covered my mouth, I wasn't crying just the opposite, I was laughing. This was the most embarrassing things in my life, how could I not laugh? And if that wasn't enough.

“Go back to your room Scoots, can't you see 'yawn' discord is here.” And if that wasn't enough discord, I was also dreaming about discord.

“And were just going to stop there.” Said Screwball. “So as you can see we had to come up here, it was way too loud.”

“I guess that makes sense. But you should have gone back to bed when you got up here.” I said as I tried to pry my attention off of the clip they showed me. “And there was no way you two were just studying.”

“We were just talking.” Scootaloo said. “But we were thinking about what to do with this clip.”

“I'm way to tired to deal with this, could this wait until morning?” I say holding back a yawn, suddenly becoming tired enough to let my eyelids droop.

“But it kinda is morning, it's only a half hour to five.” Screwball said. “Dad usually gets up about now anyway.”

“Your dad's Discord right?” I ask.

“Yep.” She says. Almost immediately an alarm begins going off downstairs, signaling five thirty. Everyone in the room stays quiet for a few moments until the alarm is turned off. “DAD'S AWAKE!” Screwball yells as she darts out the room and down the stairs.

“Is she like this every morning?” I ask Scootaloo who is walking calmly out of the room.

“Pretty much. I'm going to take a shower need in the bathroom?” She asks.

I hesitate for a few moments before answering. “I think I should go, just in case.”

I leave the bathroom where Scootaloo was waiting with an extra pair of clothes in her arms. Not saying anything she walks into the room and closes the door. I feel a bit off. Everything just seems to be going normally compared to yesterday.

I walk downstairs to the living room where Rarity was just waking up stretching. I for some reason felt like this was a good time to make a joke. Using my best Australian accent I say. “And now we have the rare opportunity to see a Rarity waking up from her slumber.”

“Dash.” Rarity says in an unamused tone. I just keep going with my impression.

“I'm going to wrassle It.” I say as I walk closer to her.

“DASH!” Rarity says getting annoyed. “I don't want to hear anything about wrestling and me in the same sentence.”

“Fine, I'll stop.” Which I do. I loo around to see discord shirtless and being pulled out of his room by Screwball. “Good morning.”

“That has got to be the nicest greeting I have ever gotten from you.” Discord says. “Want some cereal?” He asks. “Fluttershy wouldn't like it if I didn't offer our guests food.”

“I guess I could have some, what kind do you have?” I ask.

“Did I say I would actually get you any? I was just being nice by offering.” Discord said with a chuckle. “Just kidding, right now we only have special K.” He says as he continues to be pulled into the kitchen. “By the way, don't worry about them recording you I'll have them delete the video.” He half whispers.

I just stand there not knowing what to do now. Rarity slowly gets up still stretching. When she gets up and walks over to the kitchen door and asks where the bathroom is. Now I'm alone, and bored, and feeling very awkward. Fluttershy walks out of her room wearing a blanket.

“Why aren't you dressed?” I ask trying not to look at her boobs that clearly aren't being covered well enough, it looks like the only thing that shes trying to hide is her lower region.

“I don't like wearing clothes while I sleep. How'd you sleep?” She asked with a smile on her face. Now after doing my best not to look I see how small the blanket is. The blanket seems to only be hanging on by her nipples, and if she were to sit down there wouldn't be any reason to be wearing the blanket.

“Fine.” I reply gaining a large blush on my cheeks. We just stood there for a while until I decided to “So are you going to change or-?”

“Obviously, we have school today.” She said as she walked over to the kitchen and began eating with the two others. “Dash are you coming? Discord has a bowl ready for you.”

“Sure just give me a second.” I say trying to get used to what was going on. Everything around me seemed so awkward, I only just got used to twilight being a nudist. And now I was at another friends house and learning about their life. I didn't usually spend lots of time at home, so it was usually just sleep eat and leave. Most of the time without even talking. I have been to my other friends houses but that was because of sex or other, never really staying long enough to even talk in the morning.

“Everything seems so normal when I'm sure its supposed t be weird.” I say to myself not sure of how to act in this new environment. Wait a minute! I look down to see what I'm wearing, and to my surprise they aren't my clothes. “WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING THESE CLOTHES!” I yell getting a reaction out of the few that were in the kitchen.

“I changed your clothes while you were sleeping.” Discord said nonchalantly. “Don't worry, I wouldn't try anything with you.”

“I'm going to take that as an insult.”

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“GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS HOUSE!” The voice screamed.

(sonata pov, honestly my computer broke and I had to wait for school to start again to continue typing. Sorry about that people that read this crap. You should probably UN-follow this story. I keep it going till I die but it's not going to be updated often. Also I'm just typing this for the word count.)

“I can't they said they want me to stay until I have to leave for school.” I say as wash my hands. I still can't believe that I'm talking to a disembodied voice in my head. Humans have a word for this don't they? Wait, I remember, it was crazy! “They really seem to care weather or not I go to school. I think they may be going to school as well.”

“If the only way to get out of here is to leave so be it.” The voice said with irritation. “ But when we get to school, why don't we take a nap in the sun? It might be good for you.” The voice said obviously trying to bargain.

“Hmm.” I hum to myself, as far as I know the voice can't read my thoughts. In fact shouldn't I be freaking out that I just accepted there was a fucking voice in my head! I”m pretty sure this isn't something I should just be okay with.

“What?” The voice asked.

“Shut up, I’ve been in here for too long.” I say as I turn off the water and dry my hands. I stretch a little leaning back, hearing a few pops come from my spine. That doesn't feel too good. I wince to myself coming back down from the stretch. I probably just pulled something that wasn't meant to be pulled. I stand there for a few seconds listening to the outside of the door. I could hear some shuffling coming towards the door, I should get out of this room before I have to be asked out.

With a turn of the rather cold knob I open the door to find Fluffle standing there. We look at each other for a while until I walk out of the way. She keeps her gaze locked onto mine. I suddenly realize that we were having a staring contest and blink to end it. After this she pokes me on the nose, not saying anything. I'm not sure weather to find this cute weird or creepy.

“So... can you guys talk? Or are you both mute?” Why did I ask that, now I feel completely awkward, well at least I asked now, I had to know.

“Yep, we can talk.” She said in the most high pitch voice I think I have ever heard. She immediately pulled a white board out of nowhere and started writing on it.

'But we don't like to talk that much' She had wrote. With that she began blowing raspberries and walked into the bathroom. Funny.

“Now where is Chrysalis? She seems like the more understandable one.” I say as I walk into the living room. It's kind of hard to look at but oddly appealing. The entire room is pink but little drops of back and random holes in objects are spread about the walls and furniture. Chrysalis walks into the room wearing a green shirt with an almost too short skirt. She has her backpack with her including mine. Before I could say anything she raises her hand to stop me. She raises her white board to my face.

'Why is your backpack stuffed with paper?' The white board says.

“Well I never went to school before, I didn't know what I would need so I raided the paper store.” I reply. She gives me a confused look and writes more on her white board.

'I'm driving.' She wrote. She then motions for me to come with her and I follow. She leads me into the garage which in all honesty looks completely normal. I get in the back seat and get ready for the drive. She does the same. Fluffle came running in with a loud crash at the door. Fluffle got into the car as fast as she could and buckled herself in with a hurry. She then proceeded to toss both of their white boards into the back seat next to me.

Being me I reached over and read one.

'This is her first day learning how to drive.'

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(Okay, I have nothing left to write except for telling you that I have nothing left to write. What if I just focus on another character for a while? Yeah. Yeah! That seems like a great idea. Now nets see. Pinkie? Nah, I would butcher that. Rarity? Nope we were just with her. Aria? Definitely not, her story is in the next chapter. Applejack? I don't really want to write about her. Spike? Nope, in this world he's a dog. Celestia? Nope, I want to save her for later. What if I write about Nyx?! Hah, like that would ever happen. I like that story way too much to ruin that character. Twilight? I could try. How about me?! What if I were to insert myself into this story! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Like I would ever insert myself into the story. Unless your Stan Lee, self insertion is very frowned upon. I guess I could write about Twilight until the word count gets filled.) Actually I got bored so I stopped writing this chapter bye.

Author's Note

okay. so i happen to have gotten a new computer about six days ago. but i also have school. and i also have about three other accounts where i haven't posted and i think those accounts hold priority to this one because of a story i have more developed in my head. just a reminder, THIS IS A JOKE STORY. yes i will update eventually but this story is not my priority. i just type this crap when I'm bored. i had more story prompts for mlp stories but i couldn't put them onto paper so i made this, where all of my story ideas will rear their stupid ethereal heads. remember to like or dislike, i would prefer you dislike.

this is where most of my actual stories are. ps they suck. https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5629799/freindofanastasia

a new necklace

Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, and Sonata Dusk are the main characters of this story, and I am trying to be decent with this story (not really shipping is available) and Sonota will be the main character plus in this story they took their shards. Enjoy.

In the Human/Anthro world of equestria a day had passed after the battle of the bands had ended. The sirens were defeated and Sunset Shimmer had gotten the title as the element of trust. (I really don't know so I will make it up) Twilight has returned to the pony world of equestria and has left the dazzlings powerless or so they thought. (dun dun dun)

Groggily waking up to her sisters bickering Adagio just sighed knowing she would be ridiculed by her sisters all day. She sat up looking around to see a messy apartment with only two beds which was a hassle since she had to sleep on the floor with a child blanket to sleep with, it gets really cold at night but she could never get sick due to her equestrian body. She looked over and saw the clock on the dresser and saw it was 7:15. “Gasp!” she quickly rushed out of bed and began getting ready for school. Her sisters fighting never lasted more than an hour but she didn't care in fact she completely ignored her sisters until they talked to her. “7:23 phew just enough time.” she said as she began walking out the door when she heard Adagio behind her.

“And just where do you think your going Sonota?!” She turned around to see Adagio glaring at her as usual.

“We have school today, where else would I be going? He he... it is wednesday right?” Sonota stuttered. She really didn't care about what happened the other night. Sure her necklace broke but she got over it pretty easily, she wasn't the one who wanted to take over the world that was her sisters.

“Idiot we cant go back there we have to find a way to fix our pendants!”

Sonota grunted “Do what you want but I made my shards back into a necklace. See.” she said as she showed it as a shark tooth necklace with the shards scattered on a band around her neck. “And I am going to school.” She said as she turned and walked away from their apartment, she could hear her sisters screaming at her as she walked away.

On her way to school she stopped and realized now that they were powerless they were equal and she didn't have to do what Adagio said anymore. “Oh my... am I really... free? Yes! Woohoo I am free baby, no more listening to sisters any more!” She continued to walk to school basking in the fact she no longer had to do what her sisters said. She eventually stopped by the mall and remembered the store where she got her clothes and wondered if it was still there. She went inside and well enough it was she forgot the name so she looked up to read the sign. “Hot Topic... cool name.” she went inside and looked around... for thirty minutes!

“Hello there.” she heard someone say as she turned around to find a lady that seemed to dress like a hipster.

“Uh... hi?”

“Are you here for our limited time offer?”

“Sure, what is it?” She thought how could a place as cool as this have a limited time offer?

“well we have a deal on any type of necklace where you can give up to three items and have them melted down into a necklace, only twenty dollars its really cheap because your only buying a chain.” Sonota immediately reached into her pocket to pull out twenty five dollars and a solar powered battery that she got not long ago from a guy on the street, he said they would be a hit.

“Here's a twenty.” she handed the twenty over to the lady.

“Okay what are the items little lady?”

This irritated her “Only two items.” She yanked all of her shards and gave them to the lady then handed her the battery.

“What type of necklace would you like?”

Sonota didn't even hesitate with her answer. “Spiked dog collar, my neck size is thirteen inches how long until it will be finished?” she asked speedily.

“About a half hour... and here's your five.”

“Why, I thought It cost's twenty?”

“Well the chain costs five, and each item is five. Anyway what name do you want this order under?”

“Sonota.”

“Okay come back in half an hour and it will be done.”

after that she decided to look around the mall, she began walking with her head to the ceiling because there was a light show when she walked into a drop machine. There were silly things like rubber bands and notepads, but what caught her eye was a Walkman radio with earphones. She couldn't resist she pulled out her money and began playing, on the first try she got it. (Lucky Little-) she immediately opened to find no batteries. So she bought some.

After walking around for a while she was stopped by the lady from the store, the lady handed her the collar she had requested and left. After that Sonota went back to school admiring the new necklace. It had five spikes that were violet that gave off a green glow which was most likely because of the solar powered battery.

Back at school it was 8:30 and in second period, so she walked down the hallway over to math receiving glares from the people that were still in the hallway. When she reached for the door the bell rang and signaled lunch. The door opened and everyone saw she was in front of the door way, the first one out was trixie and she was not happy for not winning the battle of the bands.

“You do know you will receive the wrath of trixie the great and powerful! For beating us, you obviously cheated with to-” Sonota had already started walking to the cafeteria by this point.

In the cafeteria Sonota noticed that her necklace began glowing brighter, and saw that the people in the cafeteria were still giving off the green mist that powered the necklace. She just decided to be nice so she walked over to the six friends that defeated her minus one, she sat down at the table and everyone there glared at her especially rainbow dash who was the only one at the table giving off the green mist. She sat there silently for a few moments and then pulled out the radio she got earlier she began fiddling around stupidly until all she had to do was put in the earphones. Everyone was just staring now, all of them looked like they were holding in a laugh. She placed the buds of the earphones on her arm, then on her leg, trying to find where they go she lowered the ear buds to the level of her chest she looked up all of them were shocked except pinkie pie who just shook her head. From the back hands griped her arms stopping her and pulled her hands up to her ears, she turned around to see vinyl frowning.

“So uh... that a new necklace?” Sunset asked “Where did you get?”

Shocked by the friendly question Sonota thought for a while before answering. “Yeah, I got it at hot topic, but not really new.”

“What does that mean?!” rainbow dash shouted, really irritated by Sonota's presence.

“Well they have a limited time offer where you can give three items and make them a necklace out of them.”

“Ooh Hot Topic, I love that place!” pinkie pie said.

“Well what did you choose Darling? I must know so I find what items make a green glow and be violet at the same time it would look marvelous as a ring.”

“I chose a solar powered double AA battery and the shards of...the other pendant.” she regretted telling them that last part.

“Can you sing now?!” everyone at the table said in unison.

“I don't know! I haven't sang since yesterday!” she screamed back.

Now it was everyone in the cafeteria. “Sing!” now she had to sing, or else.

Author's Note

this one i tried to make good

Discord i guess? Something about Flutter shy

Discord i guess? Something about Flutter shy

“So where do you live?” Sonata asked the yellow person leading her into an unknown area.

“Well I live In an old wood cabin with no electricity, I just hope that suits your needs.” She said timidly and she looked a little scared about it.

“Yeah, but are you okay? And are you any where near a taco restaurant?” Sonata said excitingly. She was a little worried for the girl and she didn't even know the girls name.

“Well I'm fine but I don't recall any taco areas around here, except for one in the forest but I am scared of that place, people go in and don't come out.” gravity falls reference (dipper goes to taco bell look it up) “And my name is Flutter shy.” she said a little more animatedly with a big smile.

Sonata was looking to the side to see a worn down old house with a woman getting into a pink car with luggage in her hand, she was going to ask about this but instead Flutter shy could read her face first. “That's Chrysalis shes been condemned from her house.” Sonata was going to say something but she could hear Flutter shy mumble under her breath. “I wish I had her house.”

A few long minutes had passed before reaching Sonata's new home, it is crap she thought to herself, the number one choice in her head was to go back to her sisters. Flutter shy giving her a run through of her living style when she began listening. “We have no running water, heating or anything that costs money, I have a garden and that's where food comes from. You have to keep your clothes in a box and we have four mattresses that cover the only room in the house, okay any questions?” she said in a montage like fashion.

“what can't I do?” Sonata asked.

“Well I have a second room about fifty yards from here so don't go towards there okay?”

“okay Sonata said taking off her backpack to use it as a pillow, she fell asleep almost instantly thinking she would love to be sleeping on a rock at this point.

Suddenly the writer decided to use some effort.

Later that night Sonata woke up to the sound of banging against wood. She sluggishly pulled herself to sit up and look towards the door, when her vision returned she could see her new friend at the door. After staring for a few unknowing minutes she could see a male with white hair was holding a shirt in the air making a topless Flutter shy jump for the shirt with her c-cup breast bouncing to the mans enjoyment.

Third person omniscient change? I honesty have no idea what I'm doing.

Discord was having fun teasing Flutter shy until he spotted a figure moving behind Flutter shy, he immediately and swiftly put Flutter shy's shirt back on her causing her to squeak. “Hey Flutters?” He said with a grin on his face.

“Is something wrong?” She replied a little irritated that she was fully clothed, she even added a pout to emphasize she wanted fun. Discord didn't pick up on this.

“No it's just I didn't expect you to have a guest.” He said pointing in Sonata's general area where a fully awake Sonata now sits with a confused look on her face. “Hi there person.”

“Hi other person.” Sonata said with a wave. Thinking that she was too tired to think strait he might steal Flutter shy away for while, and have a little fun with the thing he told people on the street. “Who are you?”

This was going to be fun. “I am a servant of darkness, the embodiment of chaos ready to feed my master the blood and tears of virgins.” Discord said with a bow holding back a chuckle. Flutter shy just stood against the doorway not affected hearing that phrase too many times. “And you?”

Sonata being on the internet at cafe's had given her an idea. “Well then, its time to feed me then.”

“What?” he said shaken off balance at her comment.

“You said you were ready to feed me, I am the darkness and the one who will plunge this world into ruin and death and I am ready to be fed!” Sonata said in a serious tone trying to beat him at this contest of wordplay.

“Well played.” he said with a smirk until he turned around to pick up Flutter shy and leave casually saying. “I'm going to steal her for two hours.”

pov change I guess? The focus is on Flutter shy's by the way.

Too weak to go after them she trailed outside and picked a large rock to use as a pillow that night.

A naked Flutter shy woke up slowly leaning against her cottages wall left there by Discord last night. To her surprise she didn't have a headache. She slowly looked around herself seeing that she needed a shower, she was then shocked to find Sonata smiling at her holding her backpack and putting it on her!

“Come on silly we cant be late It's tortilla Thursday” she said while pulling Flutter shy to her feet with a strong grasp, Sonata then continued by placing shoes on both of them. And you can easily see where I'm going with this. They both started running toward the main road and eventually Sonata was ahead of Flutter shy by at least three yards, Flutter shy then realized that she was only wearing a backpack and shoes and that she only had five more minutes of running till she reached the school and immediately turned around to head home. Upon doing this she ran into Discord who looked worried.

“Hurry over there!” discord said while pointing to the side of a building hidden by bushes. She immediately obliged and once back there discord pulled out his gym clothes and gave them to Flutter shy while he watched her yellow skin turn to a bright red. “So why were you streaking for at least two miles?” Discord asked with a more serious tone than before.

“Uh, well you see, I didn't realize until I turned around.” Flutter shy said while looking away. This pleased Discord. And then I decided to do something with this moment, or not, I'm pretty lazy.

“Well did you expect something this morning? Because it is a little early.” discord said lifting his hands under his shirt that she was wearing, slowly lifting the shirt in the process. He then began to grope Flutter shy's breast making her release a few moans in the process. “But-” Discord said abruptly putting his hands to his side. “We both have to get to class even if its homeroom.” He said walking Flutter shy back to the street. He then kissed her forehead and looked into her eyes with a smirk. “Plus you get the entire day only wearing shorts and a tee no bra or panties, have a nice day.”

Author's Note

Sorry for not posting this i literally forgot about this an hour before i started this. next chapter Aria Blaze and last chapter the lyrics were to take up space. plus i want a new title any recommendations?