What The F#*k?!
"Where the fuck am I?" I groan as I prop myself up on my elbows. My vision is blurry but I manage to make out my resting place, a white hospital bed, and what looks like a blood bag but with some sort of transparent liquid that is being pumped into my body. The place looks like a hospital room. "What on earth happened?" I say to myself and think back to the afternoon...
I was standing in a club surrounded by people drinking and dancing the night away. I, however, was there for business, me and George were transporting a top secret and very delicate product from the factory to our testing centre. George was a cool guy. Always alert and ready to spring into action when necessary.
"Took you long enough!" I shouted over the music as he approached.
"Had to shit!" He shouted back.
"Fair enough," I replied, "but if we don't hurry up, we'll be late."
George looked towards the bar and sighed, "alright. But we should be careful, I saw some dodgy guys looking over at you."
I asked him to point towards them and he pointed right behind me. As he did so, I felt a tap on the shoulder and turned to see two muscly men pointing their silenced handguns at me.
"Hello fellas," I spoke calmly as I put my hands behind my back.
The one who wasn't busy pointing a gun at my head said in a deep tone, "Hand over the case or we'll take it from you by force."
I felt the flash bang drop to the floor with an almost inaudible 'clink'. I smiled and pushed the small grenade over to the two men. As I did so my vision became tinted and I felt the ear implant automatically expand the soundproofing foam. I pushed the detonation button on my BattleNet interface.
The two men doubled over from the bullets that pierced the bottom of their stomachs, letting all the acid pour out and into their body. Once that happened we shot them in the heads with our 99% silenced pistols and ran to the car while someone in the club saw the bodies and screamed.
"Who were they?" I questioned while starting the engine.
"I have no idea," George replied as we drove down the empty streets of Las Vegas.
We were soon joined by two more cars with a gunner each, I looked at George, who was preparing the car for a space jump the charge bar read 95%, 96%, 97%, 98%, 99%.
I heard the tire hiss and lost control of the car as the bar reached 100%. I screamed "Oh, Shiiiiit!"
There was a flash of white, and then I blacked out. But not before feeling a sharp pain in my back.
"I think it's awake," a soft whisper came from behind the partially open door.
"Okay, let's see if it can talk and understand us," whispers another voice.
"For your information I'm a male, so stop talking about me as if I'm an object!" I shout, obviously startling the two beings.
"Well those are answers to two questions," says the second voice and I see to female looking beings step through the door. One is purple coloured with a horn and the other would look like a human if it weren't for the white coloured fur. The purple being has matching hair with a magenta streak going down the left side of her head and it fell a little past her shoulders. Her companions hair is a light shade of pink and in a tight bun at the back of her head, she was also wearing what looked like nurse uniform. As I inspect the two creatures standing before me, I almost gasp as I see tails coming out just above their rumps, which I must say do look quite nice.
"Hi, I'm Jakub." I state, and then say,"and what are your names?"
The purple creature answers a moment later, "My name is Twilight Sparkle ,but you can just call me twilight, and this," she points to her companion, "is Nurse Redheart."
I think for a minute and say, "Okay, now that we have become acquainted, I have one question," I take a pause, "What the fuck happened?"
Everything is silent for a moment, until Twilight says, "I'll answer any question you might have. If you open the case that you were clutching tightly to your chest when we found you."
I chew on her words for a few seconds before I cautiously say, "Alright. But, what you see in this room, stays in this room . Until further notice."
Redheart and Twilight look at me uneasily, before agreeing, "Fine."
"Okay." Twilight hands me the case that I had before. I take it from her and open it, while they both stare at me dumbfounded.
"How did you do that, our best lock-breakers have been trying to get that thing open for hours without even making a dent in it," Twilight exclaims, while I chuckle at her expression.
"The case is made out of a very special material that we have dubbed 'Material X'. It is nearly indestructible and the locks only react to my and my friends fingerprints." That is when it hits me, I've completely forgotten about George.
Seeing my worried expression, Nurse Redheart hands me a few x-rays, one for each part of his body (they're all broken). I look up from the x-rays and nearly shout, "I need to see him!"
"He's in a coma and we can't get him out," Redheart says with a note of sadness in her voice, "I'm sorry."
"Where is he?" I question.
Twilight answers that question by removing the privacy curtain and I see George, Just, lying there. I quickly grab a syringe from the case and jump out of bed. I rush over to him before either of the other two conscious beings in the room could react and inject the contents of the syringe into George's blood. I move away just in time to not be caught by George's sharp spasm. Nurse Redheart rushes over but I stop her from doing anything. Meanwhile, Georges spasms stop and his eyes blink open. He looks over at me, then at Twilight and Redheart.
"Jakub, are we in heaven or hell?" With that he falls asleep. At this point I decide to let go of Redheart, looks at me with bewilderment and fury in her eyes.
"What?" I ask.
Must Stay Calm. Must Stay Calm. Must... Nope
"What? What?!" Redheart pretty much screams at me, "You nearly killed him."
"Two things. One, I saved his life. Two, I knew perfectly well what I was doing." That shuts her up.
Twilight is next to speak, "Jakub, is that the only thing in the case? An indestructible case for something so small seems kind of overkill to me."
After a short pause I reply, "No it isn't the only thing in the case but it is top secret and whoever makes it practically controls the medicine market on my world. And, yes, I have realised that I'm in a completely different dimension. I will explain a lot of things later." I pause for a second, "Now then, I need to get out of here and to my car." At their confused looks I add, "The thing we arrived in."
"Oh. Right. It's close by, no more then a five minute walk away." Twilight states.
"Very well then, lead the way."
"I think you should get dressed first."
I look down at myself, "Yeah, that might be a good idea"
Five minutes later...
Me and Twilight are walking across a field in silence, and then, I see it. My car, overrun with whatever these creatures were called. So I take out my pistol and do what any rational being would do. I take the silencer off and shoot up into the sky. Every creature turns towards me and stares. I smile as I get their undivided attention.
I cup my hands to my mouth, "Step away from the vehicle and go home." I shout.
Surprisingly, every single creature steps away from my car and goes back towards the town, the fear obvious on their faces and in their body language.
Twilight is staring at me with bewilderment for a while, until (finally) she says, "What, in all of Equestria, just happened?"
"I got the attention of every being here and told them to go home." I reply.
"And what the buck was that device you used to get the attention of everyone?"
"It's called a gun. Think of crossbow that shoots small metal pellets and roughly 20,000 times more powerful." I state, simply.
Twilights jaw drops at this knowledge and she simply stares at me for a while before sighing and motioning for us to get to the car.
We walk to the car in silence and when we get there I hold open the door for Twilight.
She smirks and gets in"My, my. A gentleman as well as someone who seems like a secret agent."
I go to the drivers side and get in. I push the 'start/stop engine' button and hear the quiet hum of the electric engine.
By now Twilight must have seen enough to not be surprised by the sudden noise. The car is a custom made Tesla Model S. It's made out of the same metal as the case, but it's matte black and coated in anti radar paint. I glance over at Twilight, She looks deep in thought so I find it best to just sit there in silence. Until...
"Where do you live?" I suddenly ask.
Surprisingly, she answers, "The massive tree in the centre of the town."
"Alright."
With that I press on the accelerator and hear the electric engine get a little louder but not by much. Twilight just sits there quietly as we roll through the fairly silent streets of the town. The journey is fairly short since the town, which I still don't know the name of, is relatively small and there are no people/creatures on the street, but I still go at a reasonable speed so I don't startle my passenger. We finally arrive at the tree and get out, Twilight even manages to open the door by her self. I look at the massive tree, it stands about 50 meters high and 20 metres in diameter. I stand there for some time, taking in the way it shone a faint gold while maintaining the deep brown of a healthy oak tree.
Twilight walks up to the door and opens it. Inside I see two more creatures, the difference here is that they have both horn and wings. One is white and the other midnight blue, and they are both wearing tiaras and regalia, I guess these are the leaders of this world. Twilight greets them and beckons for me to come in. As I Come in I hear an almost inaudible gasp and feel a surge of pure energy course through my body. I relish the feeling but feel my muscles expanding. ' This is bad,' I think. Then I get pushed over the edge and feel my claw muscles forming. This amount of pure energy will allow me to stay in my alternate form for millions of years. I was going to enjoy this.
Whoever was trying to kill me by attempting to overload the amount of energy in my system must have realized that their attempts were futile. I heard two of the three other beings gasp when the cloud of steam around me disappears. I see Twilight and her midnight blue friend staring at me and the white creature. We just stand there in silence for some time, until the white creature decides to break the silence, "Welcome to Equestria, I am Princess Celestia and this," she points to the midnight blue creature, "is my sister Princess Luna. Now that I have introduced myself and my sister, what is your name and species?"
I keep quiet for a moment while deciding whether I should answer or not. I decide it best to answer and reply, "My name is Jakub, J-A-K-U-B, and I'm a human, from Earth"
An hour and barrel of cider later, we're all sitting in Twilights basement when we hear a lot of commotion outside. And then I hear the sound that I was dreading to hear. A gunshot. "Stay here." I say command. I'm up on my feet in a flash and running out onto the street where I see three "ponies", as they call themselves, on their knees being held at gunpoint by humans. I then see a fourth pony lying on the ground, with a hole in her head, her brains are splattered on the floor. She is lying in a pool of her own blood and her dead body is being kicked by one of the humans. This pushes me past the breaking point. So, I slam my fist into the ground
The proceeding shock-wave sends the ponies and humans flying through the air. I pull out my pistol and take aim. Time seems to stand still as I pull the trigger four times and the, now dead, humans drop to the ground. I hastily put my pistol back in my hip holster and run over to the dead pony. She has blue fur and wings. Her hair is spikey and rainbow coloured, her muscles are well developed and I suspect that she's some sort of athlete.
As I walk over to her, another pony stops me in my tracks and starts shouting something about disrespecting the dead. I tune him out as I focus on the dead pony, and just like that I'm standing next to her while the male pony looks on in confusion. I kneel down next to her and put my hands on her head, over the hole made by what looks like solid titanium bullet. I start to push the energy out of myself and into her, this engulfs us in a white sphere of light and I feel a hole being created in the back of my head. The pain makes me want to pull away but I force myself to continue healing this creature that has suffered because of my mistake. I finally feel the hole in her head disappear completely. I pull away and lie down on the ground. The last thing I see is Twilight running over to me and the other pony, crying.
