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                  Red vs Blue: Equestria                   
                 -by SombraMLPSauronLOTR-                  
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          A Close Encounter Of The Stupid Kind...          
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A Close Encounter Of The Stupid Kind...
Space...sucks
War...sucks
Crashing your spaceship escaping from war...super sucks.
"SARGE, I'VE LOST ALL SHIP CONTROLS!" a maroon-armored soldier yells.
"Then find the controls Simmons!" a gruff voice replies.
"Silly Simmons, there inside Shela here!"
"Bow Chicka Bow Wow!"
"Shut the fuck up Tucker."
"Both of you, shut up...i'm trying to get some pre-death sleep!"
Yup, these are our heroes...quite a bunch huh? Nonetheless, they are heroes, though very...unintelligent heroes. IQ aside, their story begins when a slipspace anomaly appears just in time to swoop them up...and things start to get a little crazy...
  "WERE GONNA DIE!!!", was yelled multiple times by the cowardly pilot before it was slapped from his mouth by Sarge. They traveled faster than the speed of light, much, MUCH, faster than the speed of light. In fact, so fast that they achieved trans-galactic travel for the first time. They exited the speed only to be greeted with the ship crashing into an unknown  planet...
a place they were going to hate VERY much...
Work...sucks
Loneliness...sucks
Doomed to work alone, 24\7...super sucks
Sadly, this was the case for our OTHER hero, Twilight Sparkle. She recently ascended into an alicorn, an important role in the government. The only ones she saw daily was Mayor Mare and Spike, delivering work to and from her crystal desk. She let out a truly saddening sigh.
"Hey Twi, whats wrong?"
"It's just not like the old days Spike, I rarely see my friends once a week anymore, and when we do meet, it's all formal." Twi was right, she started to drift away from her friends and nothing seemed...fun anymore. Not even studying the stars seemed entertaining in the least even with a new and improved telescope. One day, everything seemed okay, until...
"Spike! Come here and look!!!" much he the drake's annoyance, he looked at the astonishing sight.
"Come on Twi, we worked all da...WHAT IN FAUST'S NAME IS THAT!!!" Spike saw a large, flaming, machine diving towards the ground. And all they heard was a large resounding boom...
Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWmCsOsIUrc)