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Chapters

Chapter 2: Enemies
Chapter 3: Thrive
Chapter 4: Miray Empira
Chapter 5: The Future Era
Chapter 6: Indentity Crisis and Extreme Prejudice
Chapter 7: Enlightenment and Grape Juice (Clop Warning)
Chapter 8: Truth and Reconciliation
Chapter 9: School is...Okay
Chapter 10: This is wrong in so many ways.
Chapter 11: Days of Future Past
Chapter 12: Running away
Chapter 13: Hangover and Courting
Chapter 14: Magnetic Properties
Chapter 15: I'm too tired for this...
Chapter 16: Augmentation and On My Terms Only.
Chapter 17: Cheat Codes Activated
Chapter 18: Remember Reach
Chapter 19: Trial and Error
Chapter 20: Making Amends Part I (Clop Warning)
Chapter 21: A Joyful Day Indeed
Chapter 22: Mondays are bullshit
Chapter 23: Are You Fucking Serious?
Chapter 24: Greatest Journey
Chapter 25: Doomsday
Chapter 26: A New Age For Equestria
Chapter 27: Goddamnit Steve!
Chapter 1: Where (Edited)
Bonus uncut scene (Was used before Miray Empira but was later cut out) This is noncanon.

Chapter 2: Enemies

"Before you just take me away can you at least tell me where you are taking me, why I shouldn't try to escape, and your names?" I make sure to lay the bluntness on extra thick again, anything for my 'kidnappers'.

"We are taking you to Canterlot Castle, you shouldn't try to escape because it isn't safe for you outside of the castle, and my name is Princess Celestia, my sister on your side is Princess Luna." Celestia says with a sort of authority in her voice that is calming but allows no argument. I wonder what they are thinking. I feel my horn tingle with magical power for but a second. This attracts Celestia's attention until she realises that my horn didn't perform magic. Nothing happens, oh well.

"How did your horn do that if you didn't use magic?" Celestia questions inquisitively.

"I don't know" I lie.

"What is your name?" Luna asks me.

"Brandon."

"That name is intriguing." I hear Luna complement.

"I guess, eh whatever anyways if I'm going with you then I guess I'll never see my parents again not that I ever see them anyways. I never met my mother and my father is carefree and never is there." I confess "So what difference does it make anyways." Are those tears coming out of my eyes?

"Aww.. poor thing." Luna says as she scoops me up with her wing and hugs me, Celestia scoots next to Luna and wraps another wing around me. I don't know why but i feel better and soon fall asleep.

Luna's room

2 Hours later

I yawn as I open my eyes. I start to take in my surroundings and whoa... This is... I'm currently lying in a blue bed with the covers tucked in over me and the room is very stylish and fancy to say the least. A beautiful night sky is decorated all around with the moon as the main highlight. I wish I could stay in this room forever but the door creaks open to reveal Luna, she seems happy about something.

"Hey Luna what's up?" I ask her making her sigh and walk over to me slowly.

"The ceiling." She says flatly.

"This room is awesome, can I stay in here?" I ask, pleading with puppy dog eyes.

"Of course you can!" She is happy about me staying here apparently. Hmm.

"What if I stay here can you adopt me?" I say before I can think about what I am saying. I guess never having a mother really got to me and Luna is like a mother figure kinda and I just want someone to hold onto!

"Why would you want me to adopt you!? I've done bad things." Nooo stop being depressing please! Now she's talking again okay, time to listen.

Luna tells me the story of The Mare in the Moon and how it was her.

"If it was over 1,000 years ago which I still can't believe by the way then why does it matter?"

"Yes it was over 1,000 years ago and you will live way longer than that. Onto the point, it matters because I didn't act like a good pony, I let greed and resentment take me over to create Nightmare Moon, a mare who's only objective was eternal night!

"I'm going to live longer than that huh? Yeah I'll believe it when I see it and I don't care, you seem like a good mare and I really want a mom, especially one who doesn't die!" Luna sighs and gets in bed before bringing me under her wing again. Oh man I love that wing it's so comfortable. I lay my head on her chest and just stay like that for a while.

"If I adopt you, Celestia will also be your mom too. Besides we were planning on adopting you anyways but now this is all the confirmation we need. You realize you will become a prince and possibly have duties right?"

"Yes? You are a princess so of course I understand that."

"Okay, Sister!" Luna calls out. As she waits for a response the door opens to reveal Celestia who looks like she overheard the whole conversation. She has a motherly smile on her face and is filled with glee. Maybe I made the right choice. Hmm what is Celestia holding?

"You have the adoption papers sister?" Luna asks. Celestia nods which fills me with happiness.

"So what now?" I have never been so happy before in my life! I am so excited.

"We are now your moms." Luna says with glee. Hmm two moms, kinda cool.

Only time will tell if I made the right decision on that fateful night which changed everything.

Chapter 3: Thrive

It's been two days since the adoption. News spreads through Equestria pretty quickly if I do say so myself. Maybe a little bit too quick. Eh whatever, back onto point. I asked my new parents if I could leave the castle for a while to look for an area to start to do stuff since I'm independent. Luna was okay with it but oh old Celly was hesitant. We reached a compromise where I would call them (I first had to introduce them to cellular technology.) every once in a while.

Location: Unknown

I had to run out of Equestria so I decided the best way to do it was by air. Let's just say I've gotten really good at using my imagination to get to places. No I didn't teleport, I decided it would be better if I could see how to fly a car.

Now... I may have flown a dozen miles from Canterlot and crashed into the middle of nowhere but it's okay, because... Well actually I don't know why it's okay but I guess i'll just setup base here. But what should I go with? Hmm... I start raising the ground and placing trees using my magic which is tiring me out a bit, so I take a little break.

After I've taken a little break (Maybe five minutes?), I am ready to go. I start by creating the foundation for the mansion and then the walls. This process repeats for a while and then I decorate before covering and repeating.

3 Hours of this makes me have something close to this as my result.

Now what? *knock* I start to walk towards the door but it opens. Why do people er ponies always find me.. whoa.

(This is what the pony looks like.)

"Brandon." She says. Why does that voice sound familiar? Oh god do I know this pony?

"Uh?..." I don't even know.

"Did you forget me?"

"Who are you?" No, seriously, I have no idea who that is.

"Here I am called Blissful Dream, but I used to be known as Elizabeth."

"W-w-wait?! From NJROTC (Navy Junior Reserve Officers Training Corps)?"

"Cadet Lieutenant Commander Beth." I...what... too much to handle. I faint. The last thing I hear and see is Bliss rushing towards me and catching me as I fall. I missed her so much. Since you don't know who Bliss/Beth is, she was my girlfriend a few years back at school. When I transferred schools I never saw her again and I was heartbroken. I don't think I can process this.

I open my eyes to find myself in the master bedroom with her holding me.

"How long..."

"3 years." Noooo. I think I'm crying right now. I try to hide my tears by covering my face with the pillow but I don't have hands.

"Aww. You're crying for me." Yes...

"Maybe..." I wanna turn human and hug the hell out of here... Oh wow are you serious? I'm a human why is this so easy. I grab her and hug her tight.

"Haha you never could let me go." Bliss teases, snuggling the crap out of me. Her fur feels so good against my skin oh man.

"Your fur feels so good..." I mumble. She winks at me.

"You realize what this means right?" Dream asks me.

"What?"

"We are alicorns, and I have watched My Little Pony and we are in the My Little Pony universe right now. Since we are alicorns we are immortal."

"Um...Okay...WHAT?!" I fall out of the bed again. "Immortal?! Like...as in life forever?"

"The same, so we'll be together forever."

"You promise?" I don't think anyone else would be fit for me anyways.

"Oh yeah there is something you need to know." I say

"What?"

"You know Celestia and Luna?"

"What about them." Well...

"They adopted me." Uh why is she smiling like that?

"You realize we are going to be a King and Queen right?"

"..." Nooo... I don't want to be assassinated! I don't want to start World War III I don't want to become Hitler the second! I-

"Are you okay?"

"No..."

"What were you thinking about?"

"What if we are assassinated or start World War 3 or--" I am interrupted by my love.

"Wow sometimes you remind me of Twilight." Dream says.

"Who?" Must have been that mare Celestia talks about a lot.

"Want me to show you?"

"Okay I guess." I switch back into my alicorn form and take Dream's hoof. Her horn lights and we appear in front of a...library are you serious?

"What are we doing at a library?" I question Dream. She smirks and pulls me into the library where the rest of the mane six is as I learn they are called.

"Kappa." I say before turning around to leave, but Dream pulls me back. Great, now I'm the spotlight.

"Fine." I activate a magical visualizer around me before jumping into the air and playing a song.

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"What are you doing, and why are you both alicorns?!" Twilight as I learn she is called asks.

"Kill the silence!" I say in a voice that echoes.

Dream turns off the song and visualizer.

"Hey! I was trying to ignore my problems!" Dreams sighs and pulls me over.

"You always do." Dream says.

"Yolo?" I guess.

"What does that even mean?" Twilight Sparkle asks as she walks in between us.

"It means you only live once, but I'd love to be able to die more than once." Everyone looks at me like I am crazy.

"What? Don't you have video games around here? One sec." I turn into my human form shocking everyone before I imagine all my video games and HDTV.

"Damnit I think I'm too tired to use magic. Well I did just build a seven story mansion that is huge as fuck." I say out loud.

"How did you even... There isn't a spell for that!" Twilight Sparkle says.

"I just think of what I want and it appears?" I say. As easy as that is, it feels a little bit too easy.

"That's not how magic works! You need to make a spell for it." I scratch the back of my neck uneasily. Don't want her to burst. She seems like the type.

"What is this? The 80s? You need a cassette! No, just illegally download it." The sound of seven hoofs meet faces echo across the room. I project a video in front of everypony and they look at it curiously.

"Is that what I think it is? No you can't be serious." Dream facehoofs but since noone else has seen this before they just watch with interest. After the video ends I'm dying of laughter on the floor while everyone looks at me like i have a shitty sense of humor.

"Worth it."

Chapter 4: Miray Empira

"Why?" Well Dream, the answer seems so simple. Not that it is though.

"I don't know."

"Look, I don't want to stay at a library, so I'm going to leave." I hate educational places so much.

"That's rude." Dream states.

"Well I hate school and anything that reminds me of it and oh shit I forgot I'm 16 and NOOO FUCK there's a school right there! I ain't going to school fuck this shit!" I try to run and imagine myself running in slow motion and then realize that everyone else isn't slow motion.

"Oooooh Noooooo" My voice is all distorted and echoes a lot. Is it getting slower in here? I keep slowing down until I am frozen in time.

"Did he just freeze?" Dream wonders, laughing at how stupid I look.

"I can still hear you!" I hate when people talk behind my back.

"Oh." Yeah, exactly. I imagine myself normal again and it works... kinda. Why am I still floating? And why is the royal sister's carriage landing outside.

"Why are my mothers outside?"

"Mothers? Luna and Celestia...You're not serious?" Rarity says in astonishment. There are knocks at the door. Time to troll, I turn into my human form in my officer uniform with my ribbons, medals, and Commander insignia. I walk to the door slowly, taking my time since it is about 10 meters away. When I get there I open it.

"Ma'am!" I say, saluting before doing an about face and marching to the side to resume my at attention position.

"Showoff." Dream says, seeing how coordinated I am.

"What are you names and ranks?" Princess Celestia says pointing at me and Dream.

"Cadet Commander Brandon Stryker." I say making Dream Blush. Yep she loves that last name.

"Cadet Lieutenant Commander Blissful Dream."

"No, but seriously." I say as I return to my alicorn form in a flash. Why is everyone surprised by this?

"What got you here in a rush?" I ask Celestia and Luna.

"Massive spikes of energy are coming from...you."

"Well yeah I just made a seven story mansion with about forty rooms, thirty bathrooms and then used a combination of magic and technology." Everyone's jaws drop.

"What? It was easy. It's not like I caused an eclipse! Oh wait, I should totally!"

"No!" Celestia scolds.

"Come home with us. Brandon and Dream. We need to go over your new roles."

"What new roles?" I ask, genuinely confused. Why would she give us roles? I don't like the sound of this.

"Well...uh hehe..." Twilight Sparkle mutters.

"Yes?" I am now annoyed at her not giving me a full answer.

"You are a prince and Dream is a princess now."

"How?"

"I made a herd." I get out of my formal position with wide eyes and run into the kitchen looking for Twilight's secret wine stash. Oh there it is.

I pour myself a glass and run back out to where I used to be. I down the glass (About 16 fl oz.) in a single gulp and then fall over.

"Why? I was waiting for Mirai Sekai (Future World) But now the Future World will never come to me at this rate." I say, barely audible.

"Why are you drinking?! You're underage." I finally notice my aura color, it's blue.

"Can I change the color of my aura?" I ask, completely ignoring Twilight's question.

"Not normally." Celestia says.

"Why aren't you worried about him?" Dream asks. Because wine is good for you.

"Wine is good for you." Called that shit!

"Hmm..." I think of dark things such as monsters."

"What do you think you are doing? Is that?... That's dark magic!" Luna screams, tackling and knocking the already drunken me over.

"I. Ye-" I splutter uncontrollably. Everything freezes for real this time.

"Why am I in a hospital bed?"

Dream gasps and kisses me. She answers. "You went into shock for 4 days."

"What your love says is true." Luna answers making me blush. Oh my.

Dream giggles at my blushing face, making me blush even harder which by now probably means my whole face is red.

"It's so cold in here. Wait why am I in my human form and naked!" I yelp when Dream snuggles under the covers and holds me tight with her wings locked on my sides securely.

"Oh My." What? Oh. I think I have a boner.

"I want to go home." I whimper cutely. Dammit nooo I'm not little.

"After I tell you where you will rule." ...

"I. Don't. Understand."

"We already told your love Dream about the laws and furthermore so she will show you the ropes."

"Okay..." I answer back hesitantly because I don't feel safe about this. What if you start ruling over an area suddenly when the people might not want you there.

"I understand your hesitation but we already discussed this with the ponies of whom you shall rule." Okay now I think my fear factor went down 10 charts.

"Okay fine. So where?"

"There is a newly established Miray Empira from which you will rule."

"Why us?" Luna and Dream give me a deadpan look.

"Ok I get it, please stop looking at me like that." Luna and dream giggle at my antics.

"When do we start?" I question. Please don't say now!

"Now would be good." Well shit.

I am enveloped in an aura and teleported into a huge and really luxurious bedroom. But still no clothes!

"Come here, silly!" Dream throws clothes at me to get dressed in which I oblige.

"Okay. Now what?"

"Meet the people!" She chuckles. Didn't see that coming.

"Wait, I don't want to go out there unarmed."

"We have guards-"

"Pfft" I snort.

"-That will defend you with their lives." She finishes.

"Those are your guards. I want professional guards." Six guards walk in wearing tactical armor and wearing their Famas on their back attached by a sling. Their sidearm is a USP. Yes they are humans, how they got here? I have no clue.

"Ok, nevermind then." I clearly underestimated Dream, I thought she would stick to my parent's standards. But clearly not. Thank the heavens.

"You didn't really think I was going to have badly trained guards with primitive weaponry protecting us did you?" Dream asks with a sort of fire in her eyes.

"No. I just didn't expect you to pick so well. That's all."

"Oh okay, well what are you waiting for? Let's go outside to greet our subjects." She chirps happily.

We start to walk down to encounter a teleportation pad. How useful. Dream walks into it deeming it safe, so I follow after her and we end up in a giant office with lot's of people and ponies outside waiting for Dream to start her speech.

"People and Ponies of the Miray Empira, we are your new rulers, but don't worry, we strive to perfect and whenever there is trouble we will always be there to fix it. Anyhow the line for where you will stay and your citizenship starts here. You will put in the information on these computers. (Don't worry there are headsets for earth ponies and pegasi to use which gives them temporary magic until they take it off.)" Dream points to a marked area as four guards take point in case things get nasty.

14 Hours Later

I had to stay up for a day and a half because of this bullshit! Now I finally get to go to bed and I am planning on that.

"Dream, come on stay awake until we get there at least. Please!" I beg, but she only barely registers what I say before nodding off to the loving embrace of sleep.

"Agh... I'll carry you." I walk into the teleportation pad and end up in our room again. (Oh forgot to explain this part. The teleportation pad only lets certain people/ponies use it as it has identification techniques.) The room has been freshly cleaned by the looks of it and refurbished furthermore as it was plain and windowless before, but now there are huge windows with curtains hanging above and dressers everywhere. A bathroom can be seen to the right side of the room directly diagonal from the teleportation pad and bed. There is a closet next to it also but it's empty except for some hangers.

"Alright time for sleepy time." I mumble as I tuck Dream and I into bed and then proceeding to turn off the lights. Finally... Sleep comes to me in waves before the final wave of drowsiness washes me out into sleep.

Chapter 5: The Future Era

Poke poke poke poke

"No." I mumble.

Poke poke poke poke

"OK!! OK I'LL GET OUT OF BED JESUS!" I scream. I open my eyes yet I am stilling being poked by the 'disturbance'.

"Why are you still poking me?" I demand. Dream giggles cutely and shakes her head before pulling me out of bed. I try to regain my balance but stumble and fall. Why are my legs asleep? Dammit... Oh. Yesterday. Welp nothing I can do about that.

"What time is it?" I know for certain my phone's timezone is wrong right now. Even if it was right it would probably glitch.

"12PM."

"Why do you always wake up before me?" I'm serious, because I usually woke up at 5 in the morning before I met Dream.

"I set an alarm, you were just knocked out worse than me. I told you the older you are the less sleep you need."

"How many people and ponies do we even have in this empire?"

"Well apparently... 3.5 million. Is that a problem?" I think I just lost a lot of money.

"Oh thank god I thought it would be 35 million or worse." I say.

"Why must you be antisocial, I'm the one who has to get you out of your shell." It saddens me that this is the truth.

"At least I'm not shy." Lies. Shit did my eye twitch again? Hopefully not.

"Haha, if you are you hide it well." Dream teases me.

"So what's the schedule for today?" I ask my pink and purple maned alicorn. She levitates out a notepad with a pen.

"Finally no more quills and parchment... Ew" I gag.

"What's so bad about living in the past, having inefficient technology and skills?"

"Dream, you just answered your own question." I reply slyly.

"Ok, well would you like to see the capital city? That's the only thing on the agenda at the moment."

"Sure."

"Alfred!" Dream yells. A butler comes over. What the fuck? Batman?! I'm so confused.

"Yes, what do you require?" Alfred asks as he appears literally out of nowhere.

"How did you do that?" I ask.

"This is a logic free zone." He states flatly pointing to the warning sign right below me. I look down and oh...

"I will never understand this world."

"That we can agree on." He adds.

"Ok, so we need top level floor. Level 85 rooftop please." Dream asks of Alfred.

"Right this way." Alfred leads us to a room that looks like an elevator but is a panel with text on it. Alfred types in 85 in it and we teleport to the top floor. The view is... breathtaking to say the least. Imagine an extremely futuristic world where there is technology you probably haven't even heard of. Where buildings take so many shapes that none of them are the same. That's basically the simplest way you could describe this city. The streets are bustling with activity and the usual conversations as some of the pedestrians wait for their jobs to start. This reminds me of Star Wars a little bit, except without all the mixes of aliens.

"How do you like the view baby?" Ah her first pet-name for me.

"I don't even know what to say. It's... more than I could have ever asked for in my life."

"Well it is our capital city so, isn't it supposed to have that sort of charm?" She says as she presses a button which leaves an opening at the top floor from which a floating cable car moves through rather quickly. They don't even use cables! It just floats.

"Works for me." I say happily taking in the view.

The door of the cable car slides open and out steps four royal guards flanking princesses Celestia and Luna.

"How does this even work?! This is way more than just the future. In all my years and trust me on this I have a lot of years, I've never seen such perfection!" Celestia says, amused to say the least.

"It's the product of hard work, combination and collaboration." Dream says cheerfully. I think we can all agree on that seeing as we will probably never have to introduce new technology since it has already been introduced. Though my curiosity is how humans got here in the first place. Eh, we'll worry about that later.

"I have a question though. How are there so many people and ponies here already?" I ask Celestia. She just shrugs. I look over to Luna who does the same.

"We told Equestria about a new city where massive new amounts of technology and futuristic design is present and they flooded in. Though I must admit this is even more advanced than I thought it would be at first." Luna admits sheepishly. We enter the cable car which is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. Four Miray Empira guards follow us in and four royal guards also follow us in. One of my guards presses a button on the terminal panel and we start moving towards our destination. You can practically say hovercraft everywhere and jets that probably have autopilot on them.

"So, how have you been taking care of my little baby?" Celestia asks Dream who giggles. I put my face into my hands in embarrassment over this change of events.

"Pretty good..." Dream goes on about what we did together and the like. Oh my god when girls start talking, they just don't stop. I swear by the time we finished we were already at our destination five minutes ago.

"So, what are you my favorite parents doing here?" I ask curiously, which makes Luna blush and Celestia's smile ever so wider.

"We were just checking in on our favorite little son and daughter in law." This time it's me who blushes.

"We aren't even married yet." I yelp as Dream envelopes me in the biggest hug ever.

"You'll actually consider marrying me?"

"Yes... But it was supposed to be a surprise."

"After we marry, I've got a little present for you, in bed." I get a wing-boner when she whispers this seductively in my ear. Good thing my parents were turned around when this happened. My blush is probably scarlet by now. Damn she knows just what to say sometimes.

"Uh..." I am clueless of what to do as I can't make my wings go down. Luna and Celestia are whispering to each other in the corner and the guards have departed ever since we reached out destination, assuming we are strong enough to protect ourselves. Which is a good assumption considering the cable car is practically indestructible and we all are really skilled at magic. Well everyone except me, I just know how to manipulate things and summon, that's about it. My wings finally go down as Celestia turns around with a smirk that makes me gulp.

"Brandon, you might want to think about getting married if you've really known Dream that long and haven't fought." The gears in my brain stop working for a second before they start again. Get married already? Well actually it has been 6 months... I've known her for 5 years. I guess it would be a good decision. She did wait for me all that time and not cheat on me.

"Ok." I say before I can stop myself. Dream literally starts bouncing up and down before tackling me to the ground and smothering me in kisses from excitement.

"Brandon.exe has crashed, please try again later." I say out loud. Everyone giggles and I'm carried to a room marked #113. I finally get a hold of myself after so much affection and stand upright. I step forward, opening the door revealing the mane six, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia, Sergeant Johnson (How the hell would I know he would end up here? He's a fictional character for heaven's sake.) and the Master Chief. I gasp, getting the attention of everyone in the room.

"I can't even...what." I inspect the Master Chief and Sergeant Johnson. Yep Illuminati confirmed.

"That's the usual reaction. Though I didn't expect it from a leader." Johnson states in his usual voice.

"I thought you died?" I question.

"And I thought I would've been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." He replies.

"What are you guys doing here?" I ask the mane six.

"I wanted to see the future, Oh so exciting! Maybe I can bring back some designs for fashion!" Rarity exclaims.

"I wanted to see what was so good about this place. Turns out the answer is everything! This is even better than Las Pegasus."

"I wanted to study the culture and technological advances of this empire!" Twilight says happily. The sound of everyone/everypony facepalming/facehoofing is heard all the way to Canterlot.

"What? It's good for my studies." Yep, that's Twilight for you.

"I wanted to throw parties! And I got to because there weren't and meany pants here!" Pinkie says in one word while bouncing. The fuck? That's my expression.

"I don't think I'll ever understand you." John (Master Chief) says in his usual calm demeanor.

"And here I was thinking you'd never speak, but you know what son? You actually proved me wrong." Johnson says after some chuckles.

"I still can't believe we are from a video game franchise, but hey it beats never existing." Johnson adds.

"Oh yeah, what you guys did... I can't really compare."

"So, to put it bluntly, you are fine with being next to two war heroes / mass murderers?" Rarity says.

"Rarity. Are you seriously starting that conversation again? We went over this. They don't just kill for fun." Twilight says, as she seems very agitated by Rarity's ignorance.

"Fine. You do have a point. But I still don't like it."

"We just did what we had to do to protect. We are soldiers after all." So they still do act like they actually did it. So maybe that gives it some life because what if they actually lived through that life even though it was fictional? It would make sense and wouldn't be impossible.

"Anyways, are you guys retiring or would you like to protect the city and possibly embark on new missions if the need comes." I ask of Johnson and John 117, while the girls and Dream look at me as I'm in crazy but I know that they would do anything to protect and defend since it was pretty much their life.

"It beats sitting around and being worthless." Johnson states flatly. John just nods as he gets up. (Keep in mind he is still in his MJOLNIR Powered Assault Armor. Since when isn't he?)

In a flash I am in the same uniform a general would wear in the Halo franchise. Of course I'm also in human form. I don't think the uniform would fit a pony...

"Glad to have you on board Master Chief Petty Officer John 117, same goes for you Sergeant Major Avery Junior Johnson." I say formally as I salute.

"I just hope we aren't making a mistake." The sergeant major informs John who just shrugs.

"If you say so. For now let's introduce you to the capital building." I walk through the corridors but Celestia and Luna who have been observing stay back. Just so we're clear, Johnson is to the right of Dream who is to my right, the master chief on his direct right taking the position of honor. We walk towards the cable car again typing in floor 50 on the terminal panel.

"Just so we're clear, I'll need all the help I can get, so if you know how to do something that we don't, don't be hesitant about telling us, we're all ears."

"Yes sir." They both say simultaneously. Hmm, well I have lots of research to do.

"Dream can you show them around their new offices, rooms and et cetera? I have a job to do." I ask politely.

"Just this once." She shrugs. The room goes dead quiet as the everyone else has left.

"So. Let's see how we can get into the UNSC ONI (United Nations Space Command Office of Naval Intelligence) databases and acquire information on technology and strategies."

Chapter 6: Indentity Crisis and Extreme Prejudice

3 weeks have passed and I've been studying unsc weaponry, technologies and strategies undisturbed for a while now. Unfortunately We all must get disturbed at some point or another. The main reason I was researching this is because I can't use my magic to create things I don't understand.

"BRANDON! I'm not going to ask again. Get away from that computer. You've learned enough! I don't care if you want to help the people! You've been on that thing nonstop and I plan on ending it." I'm grabbed by Dream's magic and brought uncomfortably close to her and she inspects me.

"Your eyes are so red I can't even see the real you anymore. We're going to sleep and I don't want to hear you complaining. She's in her human form with her hair the same color as her mane was and it's flowing somehow. She strips me down to my underwear and picks me up so she can put me in bed. The bed is ready so I'm gently placed under the covers and she gets under them too as she switches back into alicorn form. Me? I've been staying in my human form for a while now so I'm used to when she does that.

"And just incase you want to try anything..." Those are the last words I hear before everything goes black.

I open my eyes and nothing. I just wait until something happens. Something eventually does happen. Light floods through the windows but it looks fake.

Poke poke poke poke

I scream and summon an MA5B assault rifle. I jump out of bed and aim it around accessing the area for threats, but all I see is a very confused Dream with a deadpan.

"What? I'm paranoid." I say with a stoney stare.

"Since when were you paranoid?" Dream asks, really confused right now,

"Since I learned what happens when you aren't on your guard." I say darkly.

"Did you seriously make yourself paranoid? That's sad." She shakes her head and starts walking towards the bathroom door.

"Where are you going?" I ask.

"I'm bathing, why you want to join?" She winks.

"Uh..." I stutter but she walks back over to me and smells me. She grimaces and pulls the still-stuttering mess of me over.

"Yep you need to be cleaned. You reek of sweat and...is that...were you jacking off? Don't you love me?" She asks in disappointment.

"Ok. I admit it. I'm shy. I don't know how to ask you to..." Why the fuck does this have to be so hard?

"Wow. That's cute coming from you. You don't have the courage. I just want to hug you." She giggles. My face forms a frown as I walk into the bathtub and literally burn my clothes off of me and lay there naked in shame.

"I'm sorry it's just really empowering that someone who has the courage to shoot a bad person with a .50 caliber sniper rifle without remorse doesnt have the courage to... ask to make love."

"They were going to kill good people and I just happened to be there with a big gun." I say sadly. Dream starts turning the water on with her magic. As it reaches a better temperature she jumps in giggling while I get splashed.

"So can we..." My hand is batted away with a hoof.

"Not right now! Wow you really are a virgin." She chuckles. Fuck you bitch.

"Eh whatever I'm just going to lay here." I say as I get comfortable.

"No! You have to wash yourself or are you seriously going to make me wash you?" She demands.

"Hey! I'm lazy. I am supposed to be sleeping." I comeback.

"Yeah well you kept me up at night for a while too." Dream retorts.

"Eh, imma put on music I hate silence." I say bitterly.

"Put on apollo." Dream asks me. I shrug and the song comes on.

She scoots closer to me and levitating the body wash over my chest. It opens and spills all over me.

"Too much!" I yelp.

"No, you smell horrible so I'm going to clean you into you smell like you went to heaven."

"But, I don't want to smell feminine." I try to get out of the bathtub but she has a firm grip on me.

"Let me go! I'm a man!" I cry.

"No." Dream firmly denies with a concerned expression. I don't like this one bit. I falter when she gives me puppy dog eyes and stop fighting her.

"Do I smell that bad?" I ask my love self-consciously. Being around her has made me more caring though. She nods and resumes cleaning me. This is done in silence for a while I enjoy her feminine touch. I decide to break the silence with a question that presses me.

I carefully reopen my eyes before asking "Why must you make me feel so self-conscious?" as I turn around so she can clean my back.

"Because when you are a ruler, you have to grow up." Damn right in the feels. The cleaning process continues and then she puts shampoo in my hair and starts to straighten it a little bit.

"You're only 2 years older than me..." I finally retort. Dream just sighs. I must have finally gotten on her nerves or that was a bad retort. Light flashes in my eyes and I lose it.

My mind

I love Dream but what am I supposed to do?

Take care of her and she will take care of you. My inner self states as a fact, demanding no arguement.

I finally notice I'm wrapped in a tight wet embrace.

"Huh, what?"

"You were shaking and weren't saying anything." Dream says in concern.

I return the hug as tears work their way into my eyes. "I just don't know what to do." I choke trying to hold back my tears. "I-"

"Shh.. I'll take care of you."

"I used to be someone who didn't give two fucks about other's opinions and would do whatever I want but...whenever I'm with you I feel like that's just a facade. Who am I?" I say in between sniffles. "I get conflicted feelings I want you to take care of me because it feels right but the other half of me doesn't think that's right! And right now I want to fucking shoot something!" I cry. Dream wipes the tears away with her hoof and snuggles me.

She turns off the water and dries us off since she was already relatively clean. "It's ok just let it all out."

"What do you want me to be?" I need to be guided and Dream is the only one who can guide me in this place.

"You. The same you. But take care of me and let me take care of you."

"I... Okay." Once we are both completely dry I walk towards the dresser to get my clothes. Hmm, Maybe a plain white shirt and some shorts. I find the perfect set of clothes and put them on. My stomach growls making Dream giggle until her stomach growls too. "When was the last time I ate?"

Dream sighs. "Are you serious? You haven't eaten that lon-" She is interrupted as the Master Chief rushes through the teleporter with an assault rifle.

"Sir, we have a problem." Johnson says as he rushes from behind the chief.

This gets Dream's attention. "Name it and we'll fix it."

I resist the urge to facepalm. But I cut her some slack, she did have to stay up late watching me for a while. "Dream if they came all the way here without using the radio there must be a big problem that wouldn't be so simple." I feel like I should have facepalmed anyways.

"We need reinforcements, unknown hostiles are attempting a siege."

"I'm going in, I don't care what you say I'm going to defend this city."

Since I've memorized the form and material of some of the things I'll need it is easier but it still takes focus since I'm unfamiliar with creating it. I put out my wrists and clench my fists, channeling the magic energy into them. A shape starts to take form until there are two UNSC Marine Corps battle dress uniforms on the floor. I repeat the process but this time there are battle rifles and assault rifles over the armor with about 6 clips each.

"That is crazy how you can just do that." Dream remarks.

"I can't just do that, I have to understand what I'm creating first. Anyways get suited up." I start getting prepared for the oncoming battle making sure every strap and clip is secure. Dream has since turned human again because how the hell will you walk around in this armor and shoot at the same time with accuracy?

Once everyone is prepared we leave the room locked and lights dimmed for security reasons.

"So what are we dealing with?"

"The citizens said they've never seen anything like it before." The door opens and I step forward only to be put at gunpoint. When the soldier realizes who it is they lower their weapon from being pointed at my skull.

The unnamed soldier sighs and puts their head in their hands. "Sorry, I thought you were someone else."

"I need a status. Now!"

"For our side, approximately 65 wounded, 10 dead. For their side, unknown."

"Well that's not good." Dream thinks out loud.

"Take us to the battlefront."

"Yes sir."

We pass by corridor after corridor, Dream and I discussing war tactics to use against this very real threat. But one thing stands out. The further we go the darker the corridors get. It's almost as if they are trying to take out our power systems as well.

The sergeant major and master chief keep pretty quiet during the trip which is pretty unnerving given the circumstances. "Ok this is it, Corridor 153. Be prepared for anything." To confirm this I kick down the door and keep my assault rifle at level. Room's clear, moving on.

As we keep pressing through room after room we finally reunite with the Elements of Harmony and Princess Luna. "Have you seen anything?" Dream questions the princess.

"No, it's almost like they don't want us to see them." As if on cue I barely just notice a shimmer from behind Johnson.

"Engage!" I shoot at where the shimmer was and it flashes before an eerily familiar blade appears. Everyone takes cover as the rest of us who have weapons engage the enemy. Once it's subdued there is a scary familiarity on the floor surrounded by gore.

I inspect the corpse and am not happy with the results. "Oh my god... Is that a zealot...?" It's unmistakable.

"Johnson, Master Chief. I need to know how the hell you got here right this instant!" I command.

"I arrived through a slipspace rupture that appeared almost as Guilty Spark was about to activate the halo ring." Johnson remarks.

"I also arrived through slipspace but from Forward Unto Dawn's crash site."

"Oh shit... We can't ta-" BOOM I go flying and my vision blurs halfway. Elites varying of rank enter the room and open fire hitting me. Unfortunately for me, my reflexes aren't fast enough and I'm wounded. What is that taste? Is that blood? I hear muffled screams and feel my body being dragged away. I think this might be the end of the line for me.

Point of View: Dream

No! I see Brandon get flung throughout the air and fail to react in time. No! You can't die here, not now! I began rushing over to him filled with rage and killing any elites that dare fight me. When I make it to him he's a wreck and is barely even breathing.

"No... You can't die... No..." I'm probably hyperventilating right now but I start dragging him towards the evac center with whatever strength remains from my unbridled rage.

"Dream...I love you..." I barely manage to choke out.

Why is he talking?! He's knows that will aid in his death. "Save your strength! Please! We don't need any more dead heroes..."

I finally lose consciousness from blood loss. Am I dead? A depraved part of me hopes so.

Point of view: Master Chief Petty Officer John 117

As we likely lose yet another hero in a war full of dead heroes I must bring the fight to the covenant.

"Chief? Let's give them hell." With a nod we start taking out covie after covie, dropping more enemies than we can count. Soon we will have the city secured once again.

Chapter 7: Enlightenment and Grape Juice (Clop Warning)

Point of view: Luna

Somepony important is dying... I teleport to the consciousness of the dying pony to find out who is doing such a thing. I am brought to near tears when I find out that my son Brandon is dying. No. I won't let you die mine baby. Well shit. Looks like Luna really values family

I'm dying... I'm dying... Is that Luna err mom? "Mom?"

"Mine son, what happened?!"

I manage to speak. "I'm dying and everyone is moving on." Is all I say. Luna gives me the are you insane look. Yes. Yes I am.

"Why aren't you trying to survive!? I'm not going to let you die."

"It's a lost cause." After that, access to my consciousness is lost.

After what seems like forever you can see... "HEIL! HEIL!"

I do a reverse backflip as I jolt awake."NEIN! NICHT HEIL HITLER! [NO! DON'T HEIL HITLER!]... What this isn't Germany..."

"Did you really have the dream where Hitler rules the world and you are an SS officer again?!"

"Wait so I didn't almost die?" I sign in relief. Until I am broken into anguish again. Why so many deadpans? "Oh...I did didn't I?" I say flatly.

"You're under my permanent protection now, which is perfect since we love each other."

"Nein... Du bist ein Nazi!" [No... You're a Nazi!]

"Nein! Dieser Traum macht dich Wahn! [That dream is making you delusional!] Dream cries, but all for naught.

I grab my Famas from my nightstand and aim it straight at Dream. Twilight enters the room with Luna and her friends, and they all gasp as I take the safety off. "What if it isn't!" I almost end up pulling the trigger were it not for Ms. Magic, Dream would be a stain on the wall.

"Why! Why would you! How could you! WHY?" Dream grabs me and tosses me over to her so I am looking up at her while she breathes heavily. Ok, just exhausted all my options.

"Ok, went back in time twice both options ended horribly causing world war 1375 and all the others are horrible too, so I surrender."

"Ha ha. Enough jokes, you're coming with me."

"I'm not jo-" Dream surrounds my mouth with her aura and it is sealed shut.

After a thorough walk to get my legs tired we end up outside a park. "What do you see?"

Uh...I know the answer to this one! "Peace?" Good job! you answered correctly.

"Let's keep it that way. I don't like war. I don't want you to run around trying to get killed! It's like we're opposites. Order and disorder. Love and apathy." Ouch. That fucking hurts. "Don't give me that look. You don't act on your love like I thought you would. You don't usually bring order. You don-. -I said the wrong thing, didn't I?" I don't say anything. I just stand there with the look of a kicked puppy. Is this really my life? I don't even realize I'm crying until I feel her wrap her wings around me. Yeah you better wrap your wings around me! That was one fucked up thing to say to someone you love!

"Whatcha thinking about?" Dream asks softly.

I realize I'm holding my breath and let it go. "I don't know." My voice's calm contradicts my tears, that's all I know.

Dream let's go of me enough to look into my eyes at level. "I'm sorry." She says sincerely.

"I know." I say hopelessly.

"..."

"Can I go home now?" Dream smiles sheepishly. Oh, what now? The city was destroyed wasn't it?

"The city was evacuated until further notice." Oh, not as bad as I thought. But still pretty bad.

"I have a place for us to stay though, and a get well present." Dream whispers the last part seductively with a sway to her hips. Oh my.

Location: "Back home"

"So what was that present?" I say as I pull the covers over myself. Dream flicks her tail to the side to reveal her dripping pussy. "But I'm tired!"

"And I'm going through heat." She says sadly. I get out of bed and start walking towards the kitchen slowly, thinking of how to get some "energy". Am I seriously considering going through with this?! After some thing I decide if she's serious, fine but I don't want to talk about that in the morning.

"Fine." I walk towards her and start to get on the bed and then... It happens.

Time: The next day.

Why do I feel really wet? I open my eyes and see Dream staring at me with surprise. "Did we really?" I groan.

This makes her upset somehow. "What?! Do you not love me?!" ...

"I didn't see that!"

"You hinted it! What is so bad about having sex with me? Huh? Tell me." Dream says determinedly

"I...well... I don't know... I was just tired! Okay?! Leave me alone!" I pull the blanket over my head and try to go back to bed when Dream pulls the blanket down and shoves her marehood in my face. I try to push her off but she's literally forcefeeding me her cum. I soon pass out from suffocation and tasty cummy goodness. Still got to sleep!

I finally get back up and smack my lips. Hmm what is that taste? Is that grape? "Not that I'm complaining since I like the purple grapes. But is that grape I'm tasting?" Dream french kisses me and tastes this... liquid? "What is that white liquid in my mouth?" I ask, concerned.

"That's my cum." I fall out of the bed and stare into space. Dream walks over to me worried. "Are you okay?" I turn her to her side and move her tail out of the way and start slurping all her cum from her exposed marehood. "What are you- Oh..." She moans. Damn this grape tastes really good, now I know where to go to get free grape juice. She orgasms hard into my face. Oooh more grapes!

I smack my lips again and finally talk. "Mmm you taste so fucking good." I yelp when she shoves her marehood back on my face again and am muffled. Not that I'm complaining, since I finally know that it tastes so good. I keep lapping up the juices until she stops and lays there panting.

Well... After like five orgasms anyways.

"Since when did you get so horny?" She asks slyly.

"I'm not, I just love grape juice."

She sighs and throws her forelegs around my neck. "Either way it works out for me. Your tongue feels so good inside me."

"Whatever you say, baby girl." Dream giggles and tackles me.

"You're the one that fucked me twice in two hours. You just can't let me go!" She giggles again and sighs dreamily.

Huh okay. "Ok, I'll admit that that is true. Let's go shower." I pick up Dream and take her to the bathroom where we start our shower together.

Chapter 8: Truth and Reconciliation

I fall into the bathtub and hit my head hard, dropping Dream and startling her. "You okay? Are you able to wash yourself? You like tired..." You can say that again. I try to get back up but my legs and arms aren't responding.

I manage to croak out some words. "No. I can't move. I'm too tired." I say with a strained smile. "I think I'll postpone shooting for a week..." I spout out bluntly. Dream gives me the "I hope you are joking" look. I wish I was...

Dream gives a sad chuckle and lifts me up so I can get more comfortable in this position. "Get comfortable, we're going to be here for a while.

After we finished the bath I find that I can move my arms and legs perfectly. Looks like all I needed was some rest. "I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know. So keep your secrets." I sing all of a sudden.

"Hmm?" Dream chirps. "Are you okay to stay by yourself for a little while?"

"What? Do I look like a baby to you?" Yes. I probably do. She sighs and walks out of the room. Something seems suspicious about her... I'll track her until she stops moving.

Point of view: Dream

As I leave the room I make sure he doesn't follow me. Good, I'm all alone. I keep walking past corridor to another corridor several times. "This should be it." I say to myself. I push the door open and Twilight is laying on a bed waiting for me.

Twilight has a look of intense worry on her features. "Did he see you come in?" I shake my head and proceed to sit next to Twilight. "I can't believe we have been hiding this from him. He needs to know!" I sigh and put my face in my hooves. Twilight proceeds to come up with some plans on how to tell him about us but I shake my head to most of them leaving her frustrated. "Ok, How are we going to tell him about... us. Do you think it would work with all three of us?" She asks.

I nod slowly. "I don't care what it takes I'm going to make sure we can all be a family." I hear a thump and start walking to the door. It opens and there laying on the ground is Brandon who looks like he is sweating immensely. Why is he armed? "You heard everything, didn't you?" He just lays there and ignores everyone.

As Dream walks out of the room I start to put on my tactical gear incase Dream got herself into a drug deal or some other problem. I happen to find a brand new UTS 15 shotgun in a secret armed compartment under the bed. Gotta love the new shipment! I load both sides of the UTS 15 with buckshot so that I can stand up to anyone who dares try to fight back. Once everything is secured in place, I check her tracker and hear it beeping until she slows to a stop. I start following the arrow which points to her previous location before it stopped. Seems like she used a jammer at the last second. Hopefully she won't expect me if that even is her anymore. I sprint to her location extremely fast.

As I advance to her position I come across a shielded door which is hopefully where she is behind. I grab one of the small drone bugs you used to spy in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare and fly it under the door. Noise starts inputting throughout my earphones as I listen intently. Is that the mirror that sent me here nearby? I'll ignore it for now...

"-tell him about... us. Do you think it would work with all three of us?" I hear Twilight's voice ask. Oh shit, I gotta make sure I'm hearing this right...

I hear another voice which I presume is Dream's. "I don't care what it takes I'm going to make sure we can all be a family." Dream stops talking and I try to leave the area but trip on a strip of carpet I am sure wasn't there before. The door opens and Dream looks at me bewildered. "You heard everything, didn't you?" I try to stay still and act like I am going into shock but she doesn't fall for it and brings me in the room. I don't resist. "You realize I won't let you leave me and all three of us are going to be together right?" I ignore her and pull out my UTS 15 in a gesture that says, "attempt to hurt me and I will fight back".

"Relax, I have better ways of convincing you than hurting you. Twilight here likes you and me." I drop the gun to the ground in confusion. Thank god the safety was on or that son of a bitch would've shot someone.

My wide eyed expression is ignored. "What?... What could you possibly like about me?" I am literally almost speechless.

Twilight sighs and walks forward and hugs me reassuringly. "You're silly, cute, handsome and smart. Yes I know you're smart but like to act stupid most of the time. It's one of the hidden charms."

"So the hell march soundtrack was unnecessary?" Twilight and Dream both facehoof exasperatedly. "Ok, I have no objections." I assuage formally. They sigh and relief and we group hug.

"Crisis averted." Twilight says happily. I don't know if I can get used to this that quickly, to be truthful. As if sensing my hesitation, Twilight pulls me to the middle of the group with Dream on my left and Twilight on my right.

Time to see if the bomb was dropped yet. "Is this illegal? I mean to you know be in a relationship with more than two and then possibly take it to the next level in the future?" Twilight gasps at my bluntness but shakes her head. The purple unicorn mare always hated bluntness. Haha, I have a weapon. Shit! I forgot my shotgun! "Shit! My shotgun!" Dream chuckles and pulls it out of... nowhere? I will never get used to that out of nowhere bullshit.

"Why must you be so forgetful sometimes?" Twilight questions with crystal clear hesitation. "I mean, this is why I have checklists. I-" I stopped listening after that as she just rambles on and on and on and on. I wave a hand in front of her which she ignores and I finally lightly punch her in the back snapping her out of one of her rants. "Did I ramble again?"

"Yes, but it's okay, I think its kinda funny." Twilight's ears perk upon hearing this.

She starts talking again. "Everypony thinks its annoying."

I laugh at that and shake my head. "It'd take more than that to annoy me. Oh by the way Dream, remember what you said about me? Now you can't apply that to three can you?" I say with a smirk that she kills. "Actually, yes I can T-"

I interrupt her before she can continue by screaming. "NO!" I scream startling her but making her smirk. "Please...No..." I plead. Twilight and Dream are both confused but for different reasons. "Can we just... I want to do something..." Before that can happen though, I see the mirror that I shot to enter this realm in front of me. I grab my shotgun and aim it at the mirror startling the two of them until they look at it and don't see anything.

"Fool, I brought you here because of your stupidity. I demand tribute!"

I turn turn off the safety and pull the trigger. "NO! FUCK YOU!" I use my entire magazine on the Mirror entity but it's too fast for the slugs and I'm thrown to the ground as the Entity tries to enter my mind. "Why would you pick now?! I'm going to fucking kill you! I don't care if you sent me here!" In my rage I do not notice the girls trying to restrain me from causing anymore damage.

"We'll meet again soon..." The entity disappears into the mist making everything appear normal again and fixing the holes in the walls. I finally am conscious of what's going on around me.

"What the buck is wrong with you?!" Twilight yells, panting heavily from trying to restrain me.

"The mirror entity..." I say slowly, catching their attention.

"Can you repeat what you just said so I can make sure I'm not going crazy?" Twilight asks desperately.

"The. Mirror. Entity." I say again. Twilight goes wide-eyed while Dream just lays there confused and tired. "I thought I was hallucinating, but that was the mirror that sent me here."

Twilight suddenly grabs hold of me and starts shaking me up and down. "Do. You. Know. What. That. Means?!" Twilight shakes me twice for each word spoken which is really annoying.

I make myself still. "Please stop and get to the point." I say impatiently.

Twilight's eye twitches at my ignorance but she speaks anyways. "We need to go to Celestia. Now!" Twilight grabs the still dazed Dream in her hooves and me and teleports in a tired heap in front of the throne room. "Princess Celestia!" Twilight addresses drastically. Celestia/mom shakes her head and smiles down at Twilight and the rest of us.

"What's so bad about me pissing off the mirror entity?" The whole room goes cold and everyone turns wide eyed again, even Celestia.

"The mirror entity is the dark version of Discord himself." Celestia whispers.

I pull my UTS 15 from Dream and load it. "Big deal, I just shoot him and he's dead." Someone slaps me across the face or something but I know I got hit.

Dream looks at me like she saw a ghost. "Are you insane?! You said that thing sent you here! Why would you kill something that could send you back to where you came?"

Now it was my turn to get that look. "Because then it can't?" I say as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. The sound of hooves hitting faces echoes across the room.

"Why would you... Do you ever use peaceful solutions?" Twilight asks, probably concerned for her own safety right now being five feet from the barrel of my shotgun.

"Because history tends to repeat itself." I say darkly. Twilight backs away a little bit. "It's not my fault that that's the truth." I grip my shotgun from the picatinny rail with the safety on. "I don't even know what to do I'm so paranoid right now. I'm just going to stay in that corner." I lay in the corner of the throne room with my finger on the safety incase anything tries to kill me.

"That might be a problem." Dream yells to me in the corner. Celestia/mom walks over to me and sits down next to me. I lay my head into her wings because it's comfortable. "I-It's so... cold." I shiver and she wraps the entire length of her wings around my body, warding off the cold from the unknown. I feel my eyes drooping but I've only been awake for like 12 hours... I can't sleep yet! "What...What are you doing?"

Celestia shushes me with her hoof. "Shh... you need to sleep for a while, you actually got hurt from that mirror." she calms me down and wait... why am I in her bed? I try to fight the sleep but she doubles her effects and puts my head in between the crook of her neck. Goddammit... Fine you win this round. I feel my eyes sink lower and lower until I can't actually see anymore.

"NO!" My eyes snap open as I snatch my shotgun and roll out of her protective hold. "Enough sleep! I'm going to find you and kill you mirror!" I rush the window and jump through it, shattering it into possibly millions of pieces. I think of something soft and end up hitting pillows. Hmm, a decent makeshift. Except if I went higher... The citizens of Canterlot are bewildered at the sight of me. I guess you would be to if you saw someone carrying this.

And wearing that.

"All units, be advised. We have an AWOL member of royalty running around armed and dangerous. Do not hesitate to bring them back to the palace. But do not harm them. Nonlethal force is mandatory." Dream says in a radio over Canterlot castle. By now I'm miles away from them. But where do I go? I am currently in the ghettos of Canterlot right now but I keep moving forward. A strange group of ponies who look very suspicious approach me.

"We've been waiting for this moment for months..." HAHA NOPE! I flick the safety off on my UTS 15 and aim it at them. They don't even flinch.

"What the fuck do you want? Tell me one good reason I should let you even an inch closer to me before I blow your fucking heads off and sell your organs to the Chinese." I say in a harsh voice. This time they back off. Thank god for acting. Wait, they are regrouping not backing off.

One of the three of them approaches me. The mare in question has a pink coat with black outlines on it and a shotgun for a cutiemark. Oh fuck no, I ain't going to lose a fight.

"If you want to fight, I'm not by any means going to play fair." I pump my shotgun and aim it straight in between her eyes. One of them steps behind me in an attempt to surprise me but I turn around and scissor kick them in the face and sidestep one of their bucks. I send a few baton rounds into their back, making them collapse to the floor in a heap. Ok, two more to go. I lost sight of the mare a few seconds ago, but I stay alert. I load three more baton rounds into my UTS 15 and pump the shotgun again. The fight continues in suspense until the mare jumps from the roof of one of the buildings and bucks me in the face. I sidestep yet again and unload more baton rounds into her face, paralyzing her almost immediately. (I have the shotgun set to not alternate tubes. The right tube is loaded with slugs and the left tube is loaded with baton rounds. I currently only have the left tube used right now.) The third pony seems to have run off. Satisfied with the results of my self-defense I continue my walk trying to get out of the ghettos. If this keeps up, I'll run out of nonlethal rounds and have to use the buckshot. Oh whoever gets in my way next will be unlucky.

Point of view: Celestia

"I've been trying to find Brandon with scrying spells for a while now and... oh it seems it finally works!" Twilight says gleefully. A projection appears in front of us showing Brandon... FIGHTING?! He appears to be... shooting criminals with high-powered projectiles using a stick or something like that.

"I don't believe my eyes. At least he's using nonlethal rounds." Dream states matter-of-factly.

"Those are nonlethal? But they look dead." Twilight murmurs.

"Well yeah, It hurts them a lot." She answers easily. I shrug and keep a close eye on Brandon as he walks through the ghettos of Canterlot.

"I never did trust that place. I don't approve of what he wants to do, but I know I cannot stop him." I say in a shushed tone. I don't want anyone to know that I cannot stop him from it but I'm bound to stay here. Wait, what if Luna- I'm interrupted as my sister walks into the room with a clearly distressed aura about her -well that's convenient.

"I saw everything, I'm going after him." Luna says bluntly before teleporting away in a flash of blue light. You better stay safe sister...

"I know what you seek, but you mustn't let anger control thee." Luna says as she teleports in front of me, stopping me in my tracks.

"I'm not going anywhere until I know more about this, this entity." I state firmly. She sighs and grabs me tightly and teleports me. I end up in her room feeling like I'm going to throw up. I fall onto the floor and almost hurl.

"While your anger towards power might have been the opposite of what I had, it's too dangerous to let it control you." I flinch as Luna/mom takes out a bowl of chicken noodle soup and places it in front of me. "And no, I don't care that you eat meat. Tis to keep your body healthy after all."

"Why won't you let me go after the mirror?" I ask angrily. I don't even notice Celestia in the doorway.

"Because it just wants to control you by making you want to kill it." Didn't see that coming. "And it seems to be succeeding. Unless you can find that this is not who you are." Celestia says sadly.

"But who am I?" I ask out loud. Celestia gives a sad smile and shrugs before walking out of the room to leave me to my own devices.

Chapter 9: School is...Okay

"Nope, forget this." It's been a few hours and I finally decided that wasting my time finding who I am is probably another one of those find your destiny bullshit things. "Dream, can we stop arguing please?" I beseech.

"Fine, but Mommy Celestia needs to talk to you!" I wince when she says Mommy because she's already going to that level...

"Uh..." I'm not given a chance to finish my reply as she grabs me by my collar and drags me to Celly's room. Celestia lays on her bed but turns around to show her caring golden orbs. Oh wow.

"Brandon, my little baby boy." She starts. I blush in embarrassment. Please don't do this right now! They both giggle as Dream stands in the doorway but I've already made my way over to her bed and am trying to get under the covers so I can find an excuse to sleep. "You are going to school in an hour." This is the part where everything goes to shit, well kinda.

I immediately freeze and look straight at Celestia, challenging her. She just shakes her head and pulls me close so that the nape of my neck is on her stomach. "Look, I know you don't want to. But this is going to help you. You'll learn magic and make new friends. Isn't that what you wanted?" Well that came out of left field...

"Alright Mom, but I'm going to listen to music on my way there." Celestia is filled with glee as I call her that. I shrug and grab my backpack since Dream decided to bring it. "Where are my headphones and my phone?" Dream floats out my Tritton Kunais and my super-charged Samsung Galaxy Note 4. I grab them out of the floating air and put them on before switching the song to a good one.

If you want to know the song, click this link.

"What song is that?" I pull out my headphones and the song flows out so that everypony can hear it. We listen to the whole song letting them hear the first buildup, the drop, and then the second of each of these.

An hour passes and I switch through many songs on my phone. By the time my last song is almost done it's time to go. I walk to the closet and pull out a flannel with a T-Shirt underneath it that says L33T Soldier on it in black writing on a white background. I put on some new jeans as well to fit the profile I'm going for. I wait for Celestia to say something for a little while.

"Ok, I'll show you the way. You and Dream are in the same class by the way." Celestia gives her usual motherly smile but it's even bigger because we are practically her children. As she takes the lead I follow behind slowly examining the rest of the castle as I haven't exactly paid much attention to it. Pillars everywhere. That's all I can say. And if this was a 5 star hotel I'd force them to add 5 extra stars.

I don't even notice that we've stopped moving until I hear Celestia harrumph noisily. "We're here. Now you two go in there and behave yourselves." She shoos us into the room where I take a closer look at who is there. Looks like a whole classroom.

"Unicorns and alicorns only!" The teacher says looking at me.

"Oh, yeah forget about that." I snap my fingers and am back in my alicorn colt form. All of a sudden everypony bows as soon as they see I've changed and Dream enters the room too.

"My mistake your highness. You can be human if you really wanted." Dream finds an empty desk with another next to it surrounded by 3 rows ahead filled by colts and fillies of all ages.

"I wanted to be my human form because I can do magic with my hands too. Like this." I snap my fingers and am back in human form but I wave my hands around and energy disperses from my hands to make me float to my desk. Oohs and Awws are heard all around. Alicorn form has some exceptions though. I can't do what I definitely cannot understand. Must be learned in the human form. This is not natural.

"Alright class, now that that is over with we shall begin. My name is Miss Auroria." To add to this, she uses her magic to write on a board that appeared out of nowhere. "Class you may begin to introduce yourselves to everypony."

A white unicorn filly with a fancy red mane went first. "My name is Crimson Nova." Ponies started to ask questions about each other after being introduced and this repeated until it was left to Dream and I.

"My name is Princess Blissful Dream." She said. Several ponies raised their hoof to ask a question.

I went next. "My name is Prince Brandon Stryker. You probably are wondering why I'm in my human form?" Several nods. "Because I can do literally anything in this form. Not saying you can't but..." Hooves raise immediately.

"Yes?" I point to a green unicorn filly with a purple mane.

"Is it true that you are in a herd with Princess Twilight Sparkle and Princess Blissful Dream?" She squeaks. Soon after everypony hears this the classroom goes into chaos.

"ORDER!" Screams a certain Princess Dream. Everypony stops.

"Yeah." I hesitantly answer. But before it can go into chaos again I put my hand up as a halting motion.

"Ok, now that we are done introducing we must begin class. Each and every pony has a small box in front of you. What I want you to do is to try to imagine the box floating and grab the feeling that you feel when imagining it to channel that energy in your horn. After that I want you to levitate it." We all do as she says except I channel it into my hands and lots of ponies fail but mine probably goes the worst. It turns into a playstation 4 and falls to the ground.

"Ok, I'm keeping that." I say as I grab the PS4 and stuff it in my magic pockets. The teacher sighs and hands me another little box for me to retry on. This time instead of transforming it I fling the box through the ceiling because I put in too much power. "Where did that- oh..." The box falls back down somehow untouched. "That's convenient." I use less force this time as I channel the energy into my palms and slow lift my palms to levitate it upwards gently. It works and there is applause.

"Nice! Third time is the charm." Miss Auroria praises. I watch the fillies and colt keep trying as some of them such as Dream and the white coated filly with red mane already did it as well.

"I'm tired..."

"How long did you stay up for this time?!" Dream asks worried as hell arousing interest from the class.

"I don't remember." The class looks at me like I've got a demon. "No. I don't like that look in your eye." Seriously. Dream is creepy sometimes.

"I'm sending you home if you don't remember. Besides you did your homework already anyhow." I did?

"Uh... No. Is that seriously all we have to do today?" I question.

"Just today, yes. Keep in mind not everything is as easy for you as it is for other ponies." Miss Auroria says quite calmly.

"Eh, whatever." I just pull out my phone and my headphones from nowhere noticing several fills looking at me with bedroom eyes before turning around. What... The... Fuck... I get electrocuted by an anti-magical circuit on my headphones and turn back into my alicorn form. I swear this world just wants to screw with me. I drop my headphones and phone as I fall down. Good thing it didn't knock me out this time.

The teacher looks at me with trepidation. "Did you just electrocute yourself?!"

At this point everypony is looking at me waiting for an answer. "Yeah, I think I did." I say flatly. Why is technology shocking me in here? I'll have to figure that out later.

15 minutes later

"Class is dismissed. Except for Brandon. I'll need you to stay behind." Miss Auroria says briskly. There is a bunch of noise at the fillies and colts put their things in their desks and some of the fillies from before give me those same eyes. Dammit. I hate being royalty. But I also love it. I walk over to Miss Auroria's desk and look at her questioningly. "The reason you got shocked is because technology doesn't react well with magic in this room so you have to be careful. Also, you, Dream and a few other ponies are at the top of the class! Congratulations and keep doing well. You are dismissed." I notice Dream waiting for me in the doorway so I make my way over to her.

She also gives me bedroom eyes. Forgot it was heat season. Well shit. "You are in for a surprise. You seemingly forgot about heat didn't you?" Dream teases. We are halfway back when I finally talk.

"I just thought..." I don't finish as I step up my pace to get there faster. Dream triples her pace to catch up as she does the guilting.

"Well I have needs too. I take care of you and I want you to take care of me. And what about Twilight?" She guilt-trips and succeeds because I realize I haven't really been paying attention to their needs.

When we get to the new room for our herd Twilight is in there tapping her hoof to the ground impatiently. I finally break down. "I haven't... I..." I get on my knees and look down, hiding my face from them.

"Are you. Are you crying?" Twilight and Dream hug me affectionately. "You are!"

I finally let the guilt out. "Yes... I haven't been caring about-"

"You've been busy! You can't help that every day is an adventure."

Chapter 10: This is wrong in so many ways.

Another day starts I try to ignore the light shining through the curtainless windows. I feel a tugging and remember last night's heated sex with Dream and Twilight. Damn... What if they are pregnant? Always wanted to be a father. I just lay here for a while basking in their heat while I wait for them to stir.

After a few minutes Twilight starts to wake out of her peaceful sleep as she opens her eyes and looks at me happily. "Last night was... Thank you." She says thankfully. I smile and kiss her on the lips when she brings me into a hug. Twilight moans into the kiss and embraces me passionately while rubbing my back with her hoof. I break out of the kiss to regain my breath so I can start my day. "Where are you going?" Twilight asks as I get out of the sheets covering me.

"Starting my day." I say but Twilight grabs me in her magic and gently sets me back on the bed.

"It's way too early to start the day." With that said she forcefully covers me in her wings, offering no argument. I try to get out of her grip but it's iron-tight and won't budge.

"But-" I'm shushed without so much of a chance.

She then gives me a weird look. "It's four in the morning. You're going back to bed." I sigh and allow myself to realize how comfortable Twilight's coat and wings feel wrapped around me. I soon fall asleep.

The next day: 7:00 AM

I've been waiting for this day for a while. What's so special about today? Well I finally get to start getting back in shape again. Doesn't mean I will stop using my electronics and become addicted to exercise though. That's just wrong. I wake up, cheerily getting out of my bed and walking towards my drawer. "Time to get dressed" I say as I pull out a pair of Winter BDUs (Battle Dress Uniform) for today since it will be especially cold. I decide to put on my old twin insignias from NJROTC. (Navy Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps)

"What has you so cheered up?" Dream asks me. I jump up out of shock. When did she wake up? I turn around and see the girls staring at me bemused.

"Isn't it obvious? Finally get to do some running and exercise. I don't care if its winter because I couldn't think of a better time. It really sets the time to wear my BDUS."

"Well, as long as you're happy I'm happy." Dream affirms to which Twilight nods. I think now would be a good time for some music. I start a song into my phone which starts out rather great If you want my opinion.

"You have a weird taste in music." Twilight interrupts whilst I finish tying the laces on my military combat boots. The process is rather persistent sometimes but it's pretty worth it.

"We need to get going." Dream gets to my side and starts dragging me as soon as I've finished straight towards the door.

"I can move on my own!" I complain. But my complaints go on deaf ears as well. Well at least that's what I thought but she was just ignoring me. "Fine." I resign to my fate and let Dream drag me down the long hallways of the palace while Twilight tries to catch up. "Damn, are you okay Twi?" I ask, worried about her health. Her mane is disheveled and very out of place. That's unlike her since she is very well known for being an organized mare.

"I don't know... DO I LOOK ALRIGHT?" My ears... Twilight covers her mouth with her hoof immediately. But seriously, she literally used the Royal Canterlot Voice! Do you know how much that hurts? Well I do. The volume causes me to cringe and fall back in shock. Disoriented, I wait until I can hear again but that doesn't happen as I can still hear the ringing in my ears. I don't notice the girls trying to help me as I try to figure out what to do.

"Ar.. Okay?" I barely hear. I feel a slight tingling in my ears while my hearing returns to normal due to Twilight's magic. "Are you okay? Can you hear now?" Twilight repeats. I nod and get shakily to my feet.

"Please don't do that ever again. I think I almost went deaf." I plead warily. Twilight chuckles sadly and we continue to walk towards our destination. Where is that you ask? Well, we are going to the playground of the school but P.E. is in today's schedule surprisingly. So a pretty good reason for me to wear all this.

"I'm sorry." Twilight finally says. "I am just a little bit stressed from yesterday."

"What happened yesterday the upset you?" Now that's the real question here.

"You ran out of stamina early when you were bucking us." I facepalm so hard I think I gave seismologists inaccurate readings. She giggles and shakes her head. "We'll work on that later." Twilight adds.

"And how do you plan on working on my stamina?" I ask curiously.

"Oh, we'll show you later." Dream purrs seductively.

"We should get a cat." I say randomly.

"1. You aren't old enough to adopt a cat. 2. You need to buy it food, water and other necessities. 3. You are lazy most of the time." Dream says as a fact.

"That... hurts coming from you." I sigh.

"Sorry just don't want to hurt your feelings later on so I'm being quick about it."

"That makes me feel worse actually..."

"Oh. Oops." I giggle at this.

"Why did I giggle? I think I just lost my man card." I say.

"No don't worry, we won't judge you if you want to be a mare." Twilight teases making me blush.

"Actually, I've wondered what it'd be like to..." I don't finish the sentence but I'm pretty sure they get the hint.

"You'd..." Dream doesn't finish because her mouth is agape.

"Yeah..." I regret saying that instantly when Twilight gets a huge shit-eating grin. "Uh, what are you-" Twilight's horn lights up and I can't feel my youknow anymore. "You didn't!" I say in a now feminine voice. After hearing this I faint.

I feel repeated tapping and try to ignore it but its so repetitive I can't. I open my eyes and instantly notice that I am much lighter and way more... feminine. Boobs and all. "Fuck! Not like this!" I yelp.

I get bemused grins from both of the girls. Well that actually doesn't fit since I'm... Yeah. "It's okay, you can now switch your gender. I worked on that while you fainted. All you have to do is imagine yourself as either male or female." Problem solved. I think of my original male self and it happens.

"Ok thank god, I'll probably be kinky about that later though." They exchange sultry glances with me. "Fuck, I just said that out loud." More giggles. "Where are we?"

"Well, we are actually already at the school but you were out from shock for 4 hours."

"So you mean school has already finished for an hour now?" I question.

"I mean that we can show you what being a mare feels like." Oh god that lustful smile.

"Uh... okay." I turn to my alicorn form and switcher genders. "Well this is awkward. Do you have a mirror?" Dream grabs one from somewhere.

Damn, I'd fuck me.

"Would you now?" Twilight smirks.

...

What?

"Ok, that's scary."

"That I've been able to hear your thoughts absentmindedly?" I swear I can see her smirk double in size.

"You're not gon-" I yelp as all three of us suddenly teleported into the chambers. "Wait what the fuck. Why do I have the sudden urge to fuck everything?" I ask nervously.

"You're in heat." Dream gets a smirk of her own. "I bet you couldn't last an hour." She challenges me.

I groan and try to get into the bed by fumbling with it unsuccessfully. When I finally get into the bed and pull the covers over me the other mares are already in the bed waiting for my next move. "I have a question for you?"

"What?" Twilight asks innocently.

"Why were you so eager to make me female?" Silence. "Whatever, forget it."

"No, I just wanted you to see what we had to go through but that obviously isn't going to happen anytime soon." Twilight is downtrodden all of a sudden. Damn mood swings.

"Didn't you worry that I might go out and cause problems?" Dream looks at me as if I've grown a second head.

"Since when do you worry about problems?" She questions.

I give her the 'are you serious' look. "When I don't want to get raped legally because I'm a mindless whore in heat." I point out.

"Oh... Wait what?! You think all mares in heat are mindless whores?" She adds dangerously.

"No, just me." Wow that's fucked up.

"Yep, definitely not letting you out of the castle as a mare now."

"Probably for the best." I state matter-of-factly.

Chapter 11: Days of Future Past

The next few weeks are uneventful but tomorrow is Nightmare Night or this world's version of Halloween.

"Brandon! You still haven't chosen a costume." Oh, I forgot. Rarity won't leave me the fuck alone so at this point I might just go out in ODST CQB armor. ( Orbital Drop Shock Trooper Close Quarters Battle Armor)

"Fine, I'll go all out." At least I brought the armor with me. The Master Chief had a set issued from Misriah Armory. Apparently there is still a link between worlds but he had to fake his identity because he refuses to go back. I don't bother him about it because I don't think you'd want to piss off a 7 foot tall battle hardened super soldier. Anyhow that's irrelevant right now. "But it's not a costume. It's something else and you'll be surprised." I say, hoping she hasn't guessed. Well I don't know why I would worry about that. Even if she Rarity did know what it was she couldn't guess where it is.

"And how would you do that darling?" I just shake my head and leave the boutique. There is an escort carriage waiting for me outside.

After I get on the carriage it takes off and the ride goes uneventful like all other carriage rides.

"Brandon, my handsome little colt. We've been waiting for you!" Luna says as she and her sister walk towards me. I jump out of the carriage like a badass and meet them mid in a hug. They hug me a lot harder than I expected them to.

"*cough* Air! *hack*"

"Oops..." After they release me I see that Celestia blushes her coat crimson while Luna's face turns purple. Well that's good to know.

"Suffocation from hugs should be illegal." I warn, making them blush even harder. Yeah because it's not every day you make your parents blush like this.

"Ok. Moving on. Are you excited for Nightmare Night?" Celestia asks. I just shrug. "Do you have your costume?"

"Yeah but its actually not a costume."

"I swear if you-"

"I'm going to wear that armor if I have to get sent to the moon." Celestia gasps at this and Luna gives me the stink eye. "Sorry but it fits my personality." Luna just shakes her head and sighs. "I swear I will have the weapon unloaded. I promise." I do the motions for a pinkie promise.

"You better. It's unbecoming of royalty to be armed for no reason." Celestia says matter-of-factly. After we're done standing around doing nothing the guards stationed at the doors motion for us to enter.

As we pass through the hallways I contemplate how I think the citizens of Ponyville will react to a fully armed (Possibly) soldier.

"Do you think I'll cause a scene like this?" I ask curiously, secretly dreading the answer.

"Yes." They say simultaneously.

"Wow, have you ever heard of sugar coating? Yeah it's that thing that makes it so you aren't being a dick." I say unhappily. They gasp at this, leaving me to face their glares...

{What I actually said}

"Oh ok, right in the feels." I reply in mock-hurt.

"You'll be okay. You've just been on the internet too much." Oh yeah... Of course they'd know about the internet. We're almost to the throne room by now. I'm pretty sure every one of you knows what that looks like so I won't bother going into details.

"NO! Don't spoil the internet! They're listening!" I tilt my head side to side really fast to make sure we aren't being spied on. Coast's clear. This is met with the world's biggest facepa- er facehoof.

"So, how do you plan on getting to Ponyville tomorrow?" Celestia asks of me. "I know for a fact you will refuse the royal chariot no matter what." She adds.

"I haven't thought about it much. Maybe I'll just walk." I jest.

"No. You'll pass out." Luna argues.

"See? This is why we can't have nice things. Luna doesn't understand them."

(What is really said)

"I'll just teleport. Oh. I just remembered something that has been bothering me for the longest time." I say out of the blue.

"What?" Here it comes.

"Why did you just adopt me. Is it because I'm an alicorn?"

...

"Fine, I'll bother you about that later." I add as I walk out of the hallways and into the side entrance nearest to the throne room. It's the one that takes me to my chambers.

"What if he finds out?" I ask my sister.

"Then we'll have to tell him everything." Luna replies.

"But it won't come to that will it?" I stomp a hoof in irritation.

"Why are you so keen on hiding this from him?" She asks in bewilderment

"Because he'll go on a rampage."

"Sister, why must you always have a good point?"

"Because I think."

"But I sensed a disturbance with the same magical level as me..." Luna shudders saying this.

"It is possible the Elements of Harmony did not merely make you innocent... Evidence supports that they may have split you. Keep an eye out." Celestia warns her.

"Yes sister."

On my way to ponyville via no-clipping (Why not? Pinkie can do it.) I think I may have gotten lost a few times but whatever. I ended up teleporting there and right in front of a strangely familiar alicorn with a mane that reminds me of candy. "Do I know you from somewhere?"

"Yes." She says before lighting up her horn and touching my forehead before I can react.

I appear in a room that looks like a nursery. "Where are we?" I ask as the mysterious alicorn appears next to me.

"It saddens me that your memories were lost so easily. Then again..." She pauses and points her hoof at... me?

"Why is Dream right next to me?"

...

"You don't know... Do you?"

"Stop pausing and tell me already!" I demand.

"Dream is your sister."

"No... And why are we alicorns?!"

"You still don't get it do you? YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY!" She tries to hold back her tears at my ignorance. I guess I should have been more observant.

...

I stand still long enough to realize that a younger version of the alicorn standing in front of me enters the same room and nuzzles the foal Dream. After a while the foal me got restless and jumped in her hooves.

"Wait a minute... Are you? But... Then it isn't Celestia or Luna?" Shit, shouldn't have said that.

"NO! Err, I mean no... Don't you get it? I'm your mother." A little blunt my dear, don't you think?

"My life could not have gotten more awkward." I say, trying to fix the mood. Welp I just made it worse.

"HAHAHAHAHA! I can't! This is too much... My life is a lie!" I roll over on the floor from my sides hurting.

"That's not funny at all..." She deadpans. Thinking this over for a second I get back up from the floor.

"So, Mi Amore Cadenza, what now?" Cadence flinches at this and looks at me like I kicked a puppy. I fail to release that the scene is over and just keep teasing.

"Oh, so you won't even call my mom?" She asks as I advance on her. I keep advancing until I am face to muzzle with her.

"It's okay, I didn't call Celestia or Luna it when they asked." I see the fury in her eyes but ignore it for now as it dies down ever so slowly. And then everything fades. This type of fading though, isn't me losing consciousness. Oh no, I'm just waking up to release the reality of the fact that my life is going to change drastically. This will not end well.

Chapter 12: Running away

Seeing as it took a long time to finally have a reunion with my really family I think this further complicates things. If Twilight Sparkle is Shining Armor's little sister which makes her like my aunt since he is my father. And then we have the fact that Dream is actually my big sister. I really don't know what to do right now. I'm so lost...

"You need to get over it... I'm still going to take care of you! I don't care if this is taboo. You are mine." Dream insists as she wraps her hooves around me. Fuck. This could not possibly get any more than it already is... Why don't you try recovering after finding out your life is a lie, your two loves are actually your aunt and sister! "You need to stop thinking about it. It didn't stop us before!" She exclaims.

"Because I didn't know!" I retort. She sighs and finally says.

"I did..."

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" I scream. I do not realize the power of my scream until I see Dream covering her ears with her hooves.

"I knew because... You were sent to Earth when you were less than 2 years old and I had to come with you as I was 4. But I was no ordinary 4 year old... I knew what you had to go through. Mom didn't know that you were sent there. I did. And because of that I sent myself there to help you live your life and return to Equestria but I fell in love with you! Don't you see? This is our destiny!" She says the last part in a sing-song tone that pisses me off.

"Nein, dummkopf sie." (No, you fool.) I retort.

"Well that sucks because we are actually legally in a herd. An unbreakable herd by the way. Only the alpha mare which is me can allow you to leave." Dream says briskly.

"No!" I yell before pulling out my service pistol and unloading a round right next to her. Just your ordinary Walther PPK. Anyways, Dream cowers as she hears this and I walk out of... wherever I am. The last thing I remember was waking up here and confronting her. I'm so stressed that I don't even notice Cadence running into the room until she looks at me. I back away fast. Realizing I'm cornered, I look for an escape. "All you care about is sex and love! You don't give two fucks about me..."

Deciding it's a good idea to approach me, Cadence moves forward. I sidestep for each step forward she takes until she stops. "Calm down. That isn't true!"

"Like fucking hell it isn't!" I fire a few warning shots near her stopping her in her tracks. Taking this as a distraction, I run through some random halls in hopes of freedom. "I think I know where to go..." I mumble to myself.

Strangely the halls are devoid of servants unlike what you'd expect in a high end place such as this. It's quiet... Too fucking quiet. Coming across an unusual feature in a normally empty room I hit it revealing a portal. "Where the fuck does this lead?" Testing fate, I shoot it which only serves to cause noise. "Ah, fuck it." I jump through, making sure nobody is following me before I enter.

Perspective: Princess Mi Amore Cadenza

Usually I wake up everyday grateful for what a good life I have. But now the one time I'm able to get my own family back together, it falls apart upon the realization of the truth of how much this family loves each other. I think I made a mistake. But that doesn't mean I will let my son get away.

Following the sound of gunshots I come across a corridor that takes me to a familiar storage room. Only this time it has something very wrong with it. Why the buck is that portal open? I thought I told the guards to... Oh buck.

The one time I find something convenient... Here I am taking into account that not everything is as it seems. What the fuck am I doing in a courtyard? Out of nowhere I see a pelican crash into the courtyard, throwing debris everywhere as very familiar people climb out of it. Doing the only sensible thing, I faint.

...

"Wake up!" Dazed, stunned, I come to. Thinking that everything was a dream until I see Johnson looking at me irritated. "Son, you just gonna stare at me or what?"

"No sergeant." I comply and get up. "How long was I out?"

"15 seconds." A marine next to me says. *Gunfire* *Explosion*

"Grunts! They had balls *static* coming to Earth." Another marine says, presumably a corporal by the insignia as she comes over to me and inspects my armor. "Where's the rest of your squad?" He says as Johnson kills the grunts with ease acquired from all those years in the wars he fought.

"I'm not from the UNSC..." Shit I shouldn't have said that... Big mistake. I back off as he gets a closer look at me.

"You don't look like an insurrectionist. Where did you get that armor?" Cortana demands in her usual voice.

"Look, we don't have time for this! We need to get the covenant out of here!" I say with certainty. Good thing they didn't question it. Will need the help.

Dead grunts and elites pile all over the ground as I try to find a way out of this war. I don't want to be here with the very real possibility of dying. I may be immortal but I'm not invincible!

In the distance I hear gunfire going off as well as plasma fire. Before I have time to react, an explosion rocks me from the ground sending me to near unconsciousness but I hold on.

"We don't have time for this! Get back in the marine!" Johnson orders with a steely gaze.

I dust myself off and look around. I see two hunters break through a gate situated 90 degrees to the right of my position. I immediately seek shelter and come across a marine who seems to have a spare assault rifle. "Can I borrow that AR?" I ask. She nods silently before handing me it. I grip it firmly and run off for an extra weapon so that I can hold my own. I come across a set of stairs and run up them with two possible entrances. One on the right and one on the left but the right one you have to go across a little path. I take the left and happen upon a dead marine with a SR99AM sniper rifle and 4 magazines. Is it my birthday already?

"Get up here!" I turn around to see the marine who previously lent me her rifle. I look at her insignia and note that she's a Staff Sergeant. I can see this by the chevron's arrangement so I immediately cooperate.

"Yes?" I question as I get to what they are looking at.

"A pelican is coming around to pick up the Sergeant Major and you're going with him. Am I clear?"

"Yes Sergeant."

"Good, you know what to do! Get going, the corps ain't paying us by the hour." I jump off the rooftops I occupied, rolling as soon as I hit the ground.

One of the surviving marines walks towards me with a questioning glance. "Sit rep?"

"Huh?"

"Situation report."

"Two dead hunters, thirty seven buggers dead, the rest is history." He nods and I walk off towards the collapsed gates where the Master Chief is waiting. "Damn, he's taller than I thought!" I say. He salutes me as soon as he sees me. I give him a questioning look.

"Your IFF transponder validates you as the rank of First Lieutenant." Cortana states before the Master Chief starts walking towards the pelican drop site.

...

Then why weren't the others saluting me? Welp, going to have to ask them about then when I'm brought to O.N.I or wherever they are taking me. Must have been the friend or foe tags though.

As soon as we pass the destroyed gates we take a right and then a left, coming into view with enemy resistances and jackal snipers set up on top of buildings with beam rifles. (Technical name: Type-50 Sniper Rifle System if you are a hardcore halo fan.)

A pelican comes into view as soon as the jackal snipers are taken out. Johnson steps onto the pelican with a marine on the gun while the Master Chief and a few other marines continue onward. Damn, I wish I could've stayed to fight.

"We don't have all day. I need you on here now!" Sergeant Major Avery Junior Johnson orders. I oblige and step onto the pelican before taking a seat.

"Get comfortable, this is going to be a long ride." The pilot says.

Chapter 13: Hangover and Courting

It's been a little while and we still aren- *explosion*

"Mayday! Mayday! We're going down!"

I blink and I'm simply not in the same place anymore. Colors swirl and then I fly out of the portal I stepped into beforehand. I look at a ticking clock which is nearby. Wait, what the fuck? It's almost like time hasn't even passed... Cadence immediately steps into the room as soon as I fly out of the portal. "Shut up, just shut up! I need something to drink!" I walk up to a window to find the nearest bar in the Crystal Empire which surprisingly isn't as far as you would have thought.

Cadence worriedly starts rubbing my back with her hoof in hopes of calming me down. "What are you... Oh..." It strangely works. Oh, I'm a foal. Of course it works. All of a sudden, Cadence picks me up and puts me on her bed. "Mom what are you doi- Did I just say Mom?"

"So it's working then."

"What is?" I ask calmly.

"I restored your need for me." She says as she resumes working out the knots.

"You know what? I don't even want to know." I say as I get under the covers and try to sleep.

Awkwardly enough, she comes under the covers and nuzzles me. "What? Can't a mother give her foal a mother's love and expect to have it returned?"

"Uh... I don't know how to answer that question." Smooth.

"That's weird." She wonders as she moves my muzzle into her chest and wraps her hooves around me and cradles me like a baby.

"I don't know." My instincts are screaming at me that she's controlling me with love.

You can't let her do this!

But how do we know she is controlling us?

Because you would normally be resistant to her advances.

I guess... But I just want to feel comfortable. All we've done is run from our problems.

While that may be true, she is still controlling you.

I don't care, if all she wants is a child's love, then I'm going to give it to her. Though, only right after I get drunk.

"I can see a disturbance in the parties." I say before teleporting to the disturbance.

Location: Ponyville

At Sugarcube Corner there is a party about to start and banners everywhere with treats and confections neatly placed on tables and counters.

"Let's party!" Pinkie says and the party starts.

*flash* I teleport in front of everypony, making the DJ pause the music and ponies stare at me.

"You put on the wrong song. Who's party is this?"

"Twilight's." Pinkie says.

"Oh, okay. One sec." I use my magic to make a song start playing.

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As soon as the song starts playing everypony looks at me like I'm crazy. A few mares look at me curiously though. Following the cue, I summon a full bottle of 200 proof alcohol. Bringing the glass to my face while everypony continues to stare at me I drink in one gulp.

Twilight immediately trots over to me, concerned. "What are you doing?!"

"Hangover-Hangover-Hangover-Hangover." I say before falling to the ground feeling dazed.

And then shit happens.

*beep*

"Mmm." I mumble.

*BEEP!*

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I scream as I smash the monitor. I immediately shrink back from the hangover.

"Calm down." Twilight whispers to me. "You sure 'livened up' my party. What do you have to say for yourself?" She scolds.

"You can't tell me what to do!" I retort.

"Actually, I can. Cadence, or your mom gave me full authority over your when I told her that you were here." That motherfucker! "Now, what do you have to say for yourself?!" Time to be a smart ass.

"Idonghabnida. Jenjang. Jasin." (Korean for "Go. Fuck. Yourself.") I say with a smirk.

"That's it! You're in trouble." As you can probably guess, Twilight's mane has some strands out and is largely disheveled because of her frustration. I swear, you could drop a pin and she would explode. Though I thought it was anger until she got a smirk of her own.

"Twilight, I don't like that smirk on your face. What are you plan-" She forcefully kisses me, sticking her tongue in my mouth and 'exploring'. I try to push her off of me but that's like trying to push a 75 ton titan with your bare hands. It can't be done.

"Now for your punishment." She says as she breaks the kiss and grabs hold of me. Then she teleports and I already don't like the setting. We are in her room in the library and the lights are dimmed, the windows covered with drapes. The door is closed and a sound barrier placed. "You won't be able to use magic in here. Nope. Not without the barrier down. So to put it short. You. Are. Bucked. I'm the one who will be in control here and I will shock you if you do not listen."

This is going to prove to you why saying what could possibly go wrong is a horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE thing!

"You're going to learn from your mistakes." Twilight coos sultrily. And then shes kisses me again. And again. And again. And again. Seriously! This mare has no limits for passion...

"Ack! Stop! All I did was get drunk!" I argue. She lets go of me and narrows her eyes.

"The legal drinking age in Equestria is 23. You are 16." I facepalm so hard I cause a 10.6 earthquake. No, seriously. China will never be the same.

I back away as she tries to continues her advances only to be stop when I hold out a hand. "How is this punishment if you are making love to me?" I ask blatantly.

"Because you hate love."

"I don't hate love..." I walk over to the barrier and slash it with dark magic. Unfortunately, this shocks Twilight into a stupor. Taking this opportunity I walk away but run into a unicorn maid with a skimpy outfit.

"Are you Prince Brandon?" She asks with a smile.

"Uh, yeah. Why?" I question her suspiciously.

"Because Cadence wants me to court you."

...

"Hello? Anypony in there?" She starts waving a hoof in front of my face. I find that I've been teleported into a completely different place. I'll ask her about that later. I finally take notice of the mare in front of me. She has a pinkish coat with a purple mane that is styled kinda like someone familiar except shorter. I can't get a look at her cutiemark though as her outfit is covering it.

"Was ist das? den 1500er Jahren?" (What is this? the 1500s?) I question more to myself than her.

"Nein, dumm. Es ist 2015." (No silly. It is 2015.) This takes me by surprise instantly. If she can understand German then that is awesome but I need to see if she can speak French too. Probably not.

"Je parie que vous ne pouvez pas parler français." (I bet you can't speak French.)

"Oh, mais je peux." (Oh, but I can.) Oh god. Too much.

"Do you like Video Games and modern music?!" I ask abruptly.

"Yes, why?" I blush very hard when she says yes.

Trying to take my mind off of it I ask her the question that has been bothering me for a little while. "Did you teleport me here? Oh and I you forgot to tell me your name..."

"My name is Velvet Majesty and I teleported you here because I live here." I examine my surroundings and it reminds me of Dexter's Laboratory.

"...But this isn't a house. It looks more like Dexter's Lab." Velvet giggles musically and looks at me with a look that says 'It is.'

"Wait.. Are you saying you're a scientist?"

"Oh, heavens no! I just have lots of professions. I've met the Doctor and he showed me how to travel through time and space to get some of the things you see in the room." She points to one thing that stands out among others. "Where did you get that?!"

I run over to the armor and test its durability to see if it's real and... it is. I literally squeal.

"Why are you having a fangasm? I thought you already met the Master Chief?" She says suddenly.

As soon as Velvet says as much I turn around and narrow my eyes at her. At least as much as I can without looking ridiculous. "How did you know that?" I ask her quietly.

"Are you kidding me?" She giggles. "Everypony knows that. It was in the Canterlot newspaper." Velvet adds.

"Can I have the recon armor? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please?" I beg over and over until she shoves a hoof into my mouth.

"Not yet. That was supposed to be a marriage gift but you ruined the surprise." I groan. But quickly regain my happiness.

"So... How are we going to do this... And doesn't it at least concern you that I'm immortal?"

"No, I have something to tell you. But you can't tell anypony." She motions for me to come closer to which I do.

"I got stuck in the Grand Theft Auto universe once on one of the Doctor's adventures and it gave me the ability to respawn." I facepalm.

"I knew that I should've went there."

Chapter 14: Magnetic Properties

"Ok, this seems surreal. There is something you aren't telling me. Why would the doctor let you go on adventures with him."

"Don't worry about that. I have a room for us."

"This is going too fast for me."

"Yeah well you have to get to know me before we do anything don't you?"

"I guess..." I pause. If she really wants me to know her then why isn't she wanting to know me?

"Why don't you want to know me?"

"Are you kidding? I know a lot about you already. Princesses Twilight, Dream and Cadence told me about you. Doesn't mean I don't want to learn more later on though..." She shrugs. How? I don't know and don't want to find out. The headache isn't work the effort.

"Oh... I didn't even realize how tired I was." My legs give way but she manages to help me back up with her magic.

"Well, I did teleport you far away." She states worriedly.

"How far away?" I ask curiously, and also trying to stay awake.

"Uh... about 500 miles give or take." Velvet says. Oh. So many factors in this.

...

"Can you give me a calculator?" I say as I get back onto my feet

"Um, sure." Velvet walks over to me and hoofs me a calculator she got out of somewhere...

"Ok. so..." I start as I input the math problem. "Oh. Damn... 2,640,000 feet." After I say that I try to find a bed nearby but come up empty-handed.

"What are you looking for?" My crush asks. Yes. My crush. I think I'm infatuated. I don't know how it happened so fast. That's what scares me the most.

"Where can I lay down?" Velvet Majesty grabs my hand with her hoof before lighting up her horn and teleporting me to another level of the building we are currently residing in. This room has paintings on the walls and a huge king-size bed. "Ok, thank you." I say graciously before stripping down to my underwear and getting in the bed. She blushes while I do this but asks me a question anyways.

"Can I see what you look like as a pony?" She asks nervously, still blushing deeply. I think this over and end up nodding. I focus on my form as an alicorn. In the blink of an eye I am in my alicorn colt form without clothes and sunglasses of course. She giggles and finally says. "Awww, you look cute like that." I feel blood rush to my face and I can tell that I am obviously blushing. Velvet giggles even more making all the more flustered.

"Can you not make me blush!" I yelp when she picks me up and puts me next to her before putting the covers over us. I stop struggling and make the best of my position by turning to face her. Her blue orbs look at me attentively, and with care. That is before she bites my ear making me moan. I fucking hate pony spots that do that. I'm not afraid to admit that my blush make 3 shades darker. "I'm not a little kid! Stop!"

"You're 16. I'm 25. Yes, you are little." She teases before nuzzling me. I sigh and just try to fall asleep. Sleep comes in waves before my body finally, reluctantly, lets me sleep.

"Wakey wakey!" A groan. "Wakey wakey!" A tickle. and then I break.

"HAHAHA stahp it hahahaha!" I smack her hoof away and groggily open my eyes to examine my surroundings. Oh, so it wasn't a dream. (No pun intended.) I see that the bed is messy and I'm still laying my back on Velvet's chest as an alicorn. I turn my body around and look into her eyes. She's not even tired... "How are you not tired?"

She shrugs. "I don't know."

Speaking off the first thing that comes to my mind I ask a question that bothers me slightly. "If you like video games then where are the consoles, how do you have them and what games do you have? Actually I think it's better if you just show me." She sighs but picks me up and teleports anyways. When I open my eyes I'm in your typical game room with every console imaginable. Yes she has the human ones you and I use nowadays including some other, much less familiar ones that I'll have to ask her about later on.

"Do you always have to teleport?" I wonder out loud.

"No, but it's much easier." Velvet says, panting lightly. She takes a whiff of me and gags slightly. "Whew, you need to take a bath. I'll show you my games after." I smell myself and cringe visibly.

"Ok... Yep. Definitely bathing. Where is the bathroom?" The pink mare points a hoof to the side of the room of which we currently reside.

On my way to the bathroom I notice that the hallways are filled to the brim with decorations of different varieties, some fancy, some common, and some just plain weird. I don't know enough about this mare yet but one thing I do know is damn she is creative.

After I'm finished with my bath I walk out to see Velvet waiting, situated immediately at the door's entrance. When she sees me she gives me a once-over and then proceeds to blush furiously. "What?" I look down and realize I'm stiff. "Oh. I have no clue." I say as I cover myself with a towel from the counter.

Chapter 15: I'm too tired for this...

Ok, so this is going to be a huge skip but don't worry! There will still be some recap in the future which will go over what exactly happened in that time period.

3 months later

Getting used to having a marefriend who wasn't royalty and wasn't so needy took some time. No offense to Twilight and Dream but a man needs some space.

...

I open my eyes because of the sound of knocking. I get out of bed slowly, making sure that I don't awaken Velvet before walking through the hallways of the house to the door. "Who could have found out where this is anyway?" I ask myself out loud.

Once I get to the door I grab my police flashlight and strap it to my side as well as a Glock 21sf .45 auto pistol. I load a 36 round magazine into it before sliding it back and holstering it. "Ok." I assure myself and then open the door.

I see two burly earth pony stallions in royal guard armor standing at the door, one with a letter and the other with a broadsword. Totally not suspicious at all. "Sir, can you open this letter please?" I take the letter in my hands and rip open the envelope so I can read it but don't take down my guard.

Please look down and turn around while you are knocked out and transported to Canterlot.

"I'm sorry but I can't read this." I lie proceeding to hand it back to them. The stallion on the left who gave me the letter starts talking.

"Oh, It say-" I stop him with a uppercut to the muzzle, knocking him out immediately. The second stallion tries to swing their sword at me madly which shows that they have absolutely no training. I block and then conk them on the head with my flashlight. Once I have confirmed that they are knocked out I start dragging their unconscious forms into the house until I'm at the basement. I throw them in there and lock the door but not before restraining them magically.

Perspective: Velvet Majesty

I feel a shuffling in the bed as I lay there. I open my right eye halfway and look through the corners to see Brandon walking towards the front door. I get out of bed slowly and land on my hooves. Once I'm sure he isn't paying attention I see what he's doing. I note two stallions appear when Brandon opens the door but I focus on what he is doing at that moment. One of the stallions whom is slightly shorter than the other hands him a letter which he reads. Brandon hands it back but not before hitting him really hard in the face. Oh my god... Is the royal guard after us?! Brandon then slams his flashlight onto the remaining pony's forehead when they miss their slash, effectively knocking him out. I think I've seen enough.

"What have you done?!" Velvet screams in my face as I turn around. I flinch instinctively but don't look down. "You just knocked out those stallions." She adds.

I look at her a little irritated before saying, "They wanted me to turn around so they could knock me out and transport my unconscious form to Canterlot. That's literally what the letter said. Would you have complied?" I sigh and put my head in my hands. This has been a weird way to start my day and I don't think I'm going to be getting sleep for a while.

"How did they even track us here?" I add. Velvet looks at me before brightening up.

"I think they may have followed your aura to here. Took them long enough though. Being a prince gives them the authority to track you I think." She sighs. "But you still shouldn't have just knocked them out."

I start to go back to our bedroom so I can get some well deserved rest. "I'm still tired and it's too early for this shit." I plead her.

She stops me by running in front of me. "Look, I know you're tired but you just bucked up majorly. How can you just ignore this?" My marefriend asks me rhetorically. I just stare in silence, occasionally rubbing my eyes. "Ok! I get it. But can you please just try to help me here?" Velvet pleads.

"Ok."

"No I- Wait what?"

"Ok."

"Not even an argument?"

"No..."

"Okay..."

Oops, a quick recap here for you guys that don't know. As with any relationship Brandon and Velvet would sometimes argue over the stupidest things but that happened over the past few months. To fix some of the issues Brandon or the protagonist in this case decided to just listen and stop being so childish. So yes he has matured a little more from being around her. Anyways, back to the story.

"I know, I'm just sick of arguing. But anyways. What is your plan?" I ask her curiously.

"Well, we can go off the grid for a while or we can take the obvious approach. But knowing you, you would probably take the obvious one anyways even though I would advise against it." Velvet Majesty says with a shit-eating grin.

"Hey! I'm not that predictable..." I say in mock hurt. She playfully punches me with her hoof as I allow a smile to take my features.

A loud bang sounds of in the distance which causes the two of us to turn around. The door immediately goes flying and there standing are five very angry looking princesses. Cadence, Twilight, Luna, Celestia and Dream.

Oh shit. A cliffhanger! Just kidding.

"Did you think you could truly hide from us any longer?" Celestia asks me rhetorically with a sort of calm fury.

"I wasn't hiding. I was taking a break." I retort.

"Oh please. Tell that to your marefriend." Luna points an accusatory hoof at Velvet who is just standing there in the middle of it all.

"Hey! That's rude." Velvet yells back, getting in a defensive stance while the rest follow.

"What you both did was even worse." Twilight says before lighting her horn. "You can't run away from your responsibilities!" She adds. Dream and Cadence look like they've been forced to come as they just stand on their hooves avoiding eye contact.

"Ok. What do you want?" I ask bluntly. The three alicorns are taken aback by my bluntness. A blank expression plays across Celestia's face while Luna looks hurt as well as Twilight.

"Actually, you know what? Fuck this. I'm hungry." I say as I walk away from the scene. I hear the pounding of hooves as everypony comes into the kitchen with me.

Celestia looks like she's about to say something rude but I raise a hand to stop her from going any further. "Can we call a timeout? I can't do this on an empty stomach." A few sighs are heard but they all nod in defeat after my stomach growls.

Chapter 16: Augmentation and On My Terms Only.

"We need you to go to Canterlot High School in a human version of Equestria so you can make sure Sunset Shimmer really has changed."

I do a spit-take, getting water all over Celestia's muzzle making her send me a glare. "I...er...well...No." I deny.

"You don't have a choice in the matter. Twilight, You, and this Velvet are going in about fifteen minutes give or take." I sigh in defeat.

"Fine, if I'm going I'm going on my terms only. Velvet, do you have the recon armor?" I ask with the biggest shit-eating grin you've ever seen that unnerves the girls.

"You can't bring weapons! It will disrupt the harmony!" Luna says before stepping in front of me. I sidestep and wait for Velvet to start putting the armor on me.

"I think I might need to get augmented soon. I found out how they do the procedure and yes, I know the chances of survival but the process is extremely effective." I say before chuckling darkly, a shadow of my former self for but a split second.

"I can't put this on you until you put on the undersuit..." Velvet informs me.

"Ok, where is the suit?" I ask.

"Oops, I almost forgot! You don't have a neural interface, do you?" I look at her confused. "Didn't think so. Ok this is going to hurt. A lot. Everypony you are going to want to leave for a minute."

"Bu-"

"NO! You need to get out as this is highly classified!" Once they leave the doors are locked and the room is enveloped in a anti-sound, anti-teleport, and shield barrier.

I don't want to talk about getting the interface implanted on me nor do I want to know where the hell she got that from. These things should never be asked.

After the implant procedure is complete and the point of surgery is magically healed everypony is told to come back in and does so without hesitation. The barrier from before was taken down immediately after I was healed. All I'm going to say is fuck was that shit painful.

"Are you okay?!" Celestia and Cadence ask me as they run up to me simultaneously and check me over.

"I'm fine." I say calmly before gesturing to the undersuit near Velvet.

Velvet tosses me it from nowhere and I go to the other room so I can strip and then put it on. After doing so I come back out ready for suit integration. She starts magically piecing the armor to me layer after layer. She evens does it successfully, careful of the gel layers and circuitry. How she is doing this without the help of machinery I don't know.

She stops at the helmet and tosses it to me. I barely catch it in time but still succeed. I turn it around in my fingers before placing it upon my head where it belongs. With the armor on I stand at about six feet six inches tall gaining about three inches.

As soon as I turn on the armor a heads up display (HUD) appears in front of me and it shows that I currently don't have a weapon linked to my armor. The motion tracker also shows five blips as yellow. I turn them to green and ask, "How do I look?"

"Why are you so damn tall?!" Twilight wonders out loud.

"Yeah, you were tall enough as it is." Dream adds.

"You look... intimidating." Aunt Celestia says with a shrug.

"I would still fight you." Luna gloats.

"Why do you need all this again?" Mom/Cadence asks me curiously. "You are only going to a high school..." She adds.

"Because, Y.O.L.O."

"No. You did not just bring the internet to real life." Dream says, slightly insulted.

"What is-"

"Besides you don't only live once, not with the crap you do." She adds, interrupting a potentially stupid question.

"I need a weapon." I say bluntly. Celestia regards me with a look that says 'Are you serious?' but I don't take the hint. "What? I-"

"NO!" Everypony says simultaneously.

"Bu-"

"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" Twilight yells over and over and over in the R.C.V. (Royal Canterlot Voice).

"Okay, I think I get it..." I say over the yelling. "Son of a bitch that fucking hurt!" I yell.

"Language!" Celestia scolds.

"I really gotta go sister, farewell." Luna says as she nuzzles her sister and teleports away.

"Mhmm." I say absentmindedly.

"There is something you need to know about your armor." Velvet says to me as she approaches.

"What is it?" I ask as the rest of the mares watch with newfound curiosity.

"Imagine your armor disintegrating into your helmet."

"Why would I do that?" I question Velvet with unrestrained suspicion.

"Please just trust me on this." She pleads.

I sigh in defeat and do as I'm told. As expected all of the armor except my helmet disappears. What I don't expect is for me to be surrounded in a golden aura and force hugged by the girls.

i wait a while but they still don't let go, "Okay,,, You are actually hurting me now..."

They immediately let go of me blushing in embarrassment. "Sorry." They say as once.

"So uh... How do I get my armor back now?" I ask almost desperately.

"Well, you just uh imagine it coming back together. Kinda like the didact's armor before he says 'The forerunners have returned'".

I comply and my armor comes back in a flashy display. "Okay, you need to go now!" A portal instanteously appears in front of us as soon as Celestia says this.

I jump straight into the portal and feel myself being stretched into infinity, silently begging for it to stop. But as quick as it started it stops. I quickly come out of my stupor to see Twilight barely getting to her feet and Velvet passed out.

"Are you okay?" I ask Twilight.

"I'm fine. We just need to get to Principle Celestia as soon as possible to enroll you."

"Nope." I say bluntly before booking it away from the school. I find myself caught in her magical aura but I summon my MA37 Assault Rifle but ensure the magazine automatically refills. "What?!"

By now a lot of people have gathered to see what all the ruckus is about. I turn around and aim my rifle at Twilight getting gasps from everyone. She releases me when she realizes what I'm doing. "It is a fucking Saturday! Who enrolls on the weekend?!" Twilight smiles sheepishly and shrugs. I take off my helmet and glare at her. "I'm going to drive around."

"You don't have a car nor a license." Twilight objects as she picks up a falled Velvet.

I snap my fingers and a blue convertible Lamborghini Veneno with nyan cat on its side doors appears. Everyone that has gathered have their jaws dropped. Did I mention that the exhaust and tire smoke is rainbow colored? Because it is.

"Well, see ya. I'm going to go piss off the police." I say as I unlock the car and open the door before situating myself inside of it and inserting a pair of keys that came with it. A bunch of people start approaching. They look like humanized versions of the mane 6 except for one of them. Sunset Shimmer I'm assuming by the color scheme.

"Dude how the fuck did you get enough money to buy that let alone even get it in the first place?!" Sunset Shimmer asks me suspiciously.

"No time for questions! Woop woop, that's the sound of the police!" I yell before slamming my foot on the accelerator. The car zooms off without question. The police speed along not far behind.

2 Hours later...

After a while I just stopped the car and explained my situation to the police. At first they thought I was some rich wannabe nerd cosplayer but that stopped fast. Apparently they know about Twilight or the 'pony princess' as they call her. I told them about myself like my apparent military rank as Lieutenant Commander and title as prince.

"I swear if I catch you speeding again you-" I toss the police officer a bag of bits. 2000 bits to be exact. He opens the bag and his jaw drops. "Uh... Forget what I said."

I drive off at speeds much slower than before but this time the metal roof of my nyanborghini (What?) is on. I arrive at a park and conveniently find the mane six waiting.

Rainbow Dash runs up to me fixing me with a glare. "Where the fuck have you been?! We searched for you for hours." The rest of the girls give sounds of affirmation to back her up.

"Well, I ran from the police for a few hours, bribed the cop, got drunk, and then drove here."

"YOU DRANK ALCOHOL?!" The girls all yell really loud.

"Well yeah." I say as I throw out two bottles of consumed saki. I snap my fingers and my car goes into my dimensional rift. I land flat on my face with my helmet clinking next to me. I just lay there motionless, acting like I'm unconscious. I feel hand turn me around with difficulty. As soon as I'm fully on my back I open my eyes and in my best Doakes impression say, "Surprise Motherfucker." Twilight screams as does Rarity and Fluttershy. I roll on the floor laughing my shiny metal ass off.

"You jerk!" Sunset Shimmer says to me with a glare.

"And this is why I don't like being around women. Shit I said that out loud."

"I'll act like ah didn't hear yah say that." Applecrack says.

Pinkie Pie starts laughing really hard with a smile that goes ear to ear. "Hahahahaha! Applecrack! Good one Brandon." She says in between giggles.

I look at her bewildered. "Fuck your psychic powers." I say before sealing my helmet on to avoid the oncoming punch. "Well this is new. Why aren't you trying and failing to beat the living shit out of me?" I ask curiously.

"God, you are like a human version of Discord." Twilight says to me drawing gasps.

"Whatever." I retort maturely. "If you need me I'm going to be sleeping under that bridge because I'm homeless." I point at the nearest bridge. This bring ridiculous amounts of laughter. This is all stopped dead when I deadpan, "What brought you to the conclusion that I'm joking?"

"That fact that you and Velvet are staying over with Rarity, she agreed to it." Twilight says deadly serious.

"Yeah!" The rest of the mane six cheer.

"Well at least you didn't say 'friendship is magic' this time. I swear, you almost gave me ebola last time." I say, getting glares in return. "What? I say it how it is."

"You are almost 17 and you haven't grown up at all." Fluttershy says with surprising bluntness.

"Who are you trying to impress with your apparent maturity?"

"It's okay, you don't know what maturity is anyway." Sunset Shimmer says slyly.

"I'm only mature on military operations and when I'm in uniform. Other than that you can go fuck yourself." I say with a smirk.

"Can you at least be nice?" Twilight pleads.

I magick myself into an SS uniform and do the sieg heil. "Heil mein fuhrer." After I'm done I'm yet again rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. Haha the girls are such easy targets

Chapter 17: Cheat Codes Activated

We are pleased to welcome some new students to Canterlot High School! Brandon Stryker and Velvet Majesty please report to the office." A voice calls out from the speakers which I recognize as Celestia. The girls motion for me to enter which I do but not before placing on my helmet, sealed shut. I then imagine my armor and it locks in place. Thank god for the undersuit or this would be uncomfortable.

"Don't you think you should wear something nice and classy for your first day of school. You know, instead of that dreadful suit of armor?" Rarity whines.

I ignore her and the various students looking at me nervously. I walk professionally towards the office before knocking. "Come in." I enter, Velvet behind me. I walk in and take an at ease stance. "I know the equestrian me said I would have a nephew coming here but I didn't expect this." Principle Celestia says wearing a befuddled frown, making her confusion all the more obvious.

I take off my helmet and chuckle before smirking. "So you were told after all. And her I thought she or in this case the other you was too lazy for that." I say slyly.

Her frown deepens after I say that. Luna looks at me inquisitively. "I thought you would be more... pleasant." Luna says disappointed.

"Yeah. So what did you need?" I ask, cutting to the chase.

"You and Miss Velvet over there need your classes list. You are in the 11th grade correct?"

"Yeah." I confirm.

"You know what to do. And please, no costumes on campus. That includes the helmet as we are in doors."

"You know I can't follow that rule. Military protocol." I say before placing on my helmet, taking the papers and leaving.

I don't wait for Velvet as I start looking for room A12. I find it almost immediately. The cutiemark crusaders, bullies, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia, Trixie and many others are there. Even the mane six, Sunset Shimmer, and Twilight. immediately as I come in all eyes are on me. I ignore it and take the nearest empty seat which is nearest Trixie.

"Costume off please. I don't even know how you got that in here unnoticed." The teacher, Redbloom says.

"Who said this is a costume?" I take off the helmet and imagine my armor dissipating into the rift.

"Oh. Can you please introduce yourself to the class?"

"*sigh* My name is Lieutenant Commander Brandon Stryker." Most of the class looks at me like I'm stupid or crazy.

"Looks like we have a nerd." Snips says which makes the class erupt in laughter. Until I pull out a gun and shoot the roof.

"We don't have time for this." I say serious all of a sudden. The class continues and we basically just do some science or something. I wasn't paying attention. Too many people gawking at me or sneaking peaks. There are three though that I recognize as Adagio, Sonata, and Aria. Fucking hated the Equestria girls but Dream forced me to watch that. Too much sappy shit and saying friendship is magic doesn't solve your problems.

At the end of class the bell rings for lunch, so we start to go to the cafeteria. Rarity runs in front of me and looks at me pleadingly. "Can you please wear something nice for once?!" She nigh gets on her knees.

"What do you have against the military?" I question, doubling my walking speed to get away from her.

With much difficulty she catches up and replies, "Their combat suits and uniforms are atrocious!"

"Mhmm." I mumble. I put on my Tritton Kunais which are connected to my G Pad 7.0 LTE with a song playing.

"Blame it on the goose

got you feeling loose

blame it on Patron

got you in the zone

blame it on the a a a a a alcohol

blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol."

I realize I'm in the cafeteria and everyone is looking at me the way you regard someone on drugs. "What?" Everyone resumes what they are doing except for a select few who still stare at me for a little while longer. I see Sunset Shimmer waving me towards Velvet and the mane six. I sigh and walk towards their table.

"Hi." I say flatly as I take a seat.

"Where is your food?" Sunset Shimmer asks me. I pull out a unsc food ration (aka M.R.E. or meal ready to eat). "This isn't a warzone you don't need to eat such a disgusting thing.

"I agree, how could you possibly eat such horrid things?"

"If you were in the military you would lose your right to bitch about food fashion privacy among other things. You get used to it though. The Mres aren't that bad actually."

I hear a beep and immediately look for my tablet to find it in Rainbow Dash's ever eager hands. "What does this mean? Unsc office of naval intelligence classified?" I immediately snatch the tablet from her. She glares at me and asks, "What are you hiding from us?"

"Why do you of all people have access to military secrets?" Twilight complains. "Oh the things I could learn from the military for science."

"Nerd."

"I know but that's what you like about me." She retorts as she bats her eyelashes at me.

i fall flat on my face. "FUCK!" I swear. I get up from the floor and the girls and everyone else gasps at the state of my face. There is a new scar revealed that goes from my right eye to my jaw. Blood is dropping a little bit. "Ha! Wasn't shot in the head this time!" I say slyly.

"I-Wha-how- HOW?! How could you take this so lightly?! Trixie screams.

"Because. This." I say as a healthpack from GTA V appears in my hands and then disappears healing me completely.

Chapter 18: Remember Reach

Everywhere I look there was glass. Charred dead and blood. I keep walking trying desperately trying to find even the tiniest piece of Earth intact. The covenant had gone too far. I couldn't let this happen to Earth as well... "It's time to die, human." An elite says as he thrusts his energy sword through my armor and into my heart killing me instantly.

I scream as I wake up. Tears running down my face from my nightmare. The girls awake from the sleepover immediately and rush over to me concerned.

Velvet starts rubbing my back as I lay my head and choke on my tears. "What did you dream about?"

"Remember Reach..." The girls gasp upon hearing this. They had seen all the videos and gameplay including death reports and the fact that the planet was glassed. "-And then I died from being stabbed in the heart." I finish.

"That's a fucked up dream, it seems so real..." Rainbow Dash says.

"That's because it is. I've been on Reach. That's the only reason I can remember it... I almost died there. I tried to stop the covenant from glassing Reach but it's a fixed event." I say sadly.

"Are you saying that everything pretty much has a universe or dimension thingy?" Applejack me incredulously.

"It would appear so. Also, what time is it?" I question.

Fluttershy looks over to the alarm clock. "5:36 AM." She says.

"Shit." I say as I turn on my phone and put on a song that will distract us or more likely just me from the depressing moments on Reach.

"Are you seriously putting on rap this early?" Rarity whines. "Besides, all rap is is sexual inneundos and hatred."

"Oh no you didn't." I retort, walking towards the kitchen to heat up my footlong meatball pepperoni flatbread sub from subway. Thank god they have those here.

Pinkie Pie comes into the kitchen rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. "Can you do something for me today Pinkie?"

"Oki dokie lokie!" Pinkie says with a cheerful smile.

"Can you make sure that nobody tries to cause trouble. I need your eyes in the sky."

"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my- oww." She says, doing the motions of a Pinkie Promise. After I've taken a seat at the table and started eating my subway sandwich with gusto the rest of the girls (Fluttershy, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Velvet Majesty, Sunset Shimmer and Applejack.) enter the living room and look at me like I've gone insane.

"I will never understand how you and Pinkie can always have so much energy." Rarity states.

"Ah know right? You two are practically unstoppable when it comes to that." Applejack agrees. I sigh and shrug letting an eerie smile come to my face for a split second.

"Yeah, even people as awesome as me need their beauty sleep." Rainbow Dash complains subtly.

I pull out my tablet and click on Google Chrome before searching up "Are miniguns and flamethrowers legal?" I find the answer to that question is yes and get the biggest shit-eating grin ever.

"Okay, what did you find out?" Velvet asks worriedly.

"Oh nothing." I lie.

"Yer lying." No shit Applejack.

"If you need me I'm going to be on the phone." I say smirking ever so evily. I pull out my Samsung Galaxy S5 and tap the contacts logo and then start looking for Ammunation. "Ah yes." I say as I click it and put the phone to speaker. Applejack looks at me suspiciously and waits for me to make a move. I cast a spell that makes it so they can't talk until the call is over.

"This is Ammunation, what do you need?" A gruff voice calls out of the speakers.

"How much is the M-134 Minigun and 10,000 rounds of ammunition?" I see Twilight and Applejack desperately trying to open their lips. Most likely to protest.

"That will be $43,000 sir."

"Ok, sending payment details and address now." I say before inputing the information in the alotted boxes.

"Very good. Shipment will take about 5 minutes. Have a nice day and be sure to come to Ammunation to use your gun points!" The man hangs up and the spells wears off.

"You know better! How dare you use a spell like that on us!" Twilight scolds.

"And nice prank call. Nobody has $43,000 to just throw around."

"You're right. I don't. I have two hundred times that!"

"You realize miniguns are illegal right?" Rarity says with a disapproving glance.

"Nope. They are legal and categorized as a AOW firearm which means 'Any other weapon' so that means I can get one relatively easily."

"Where did you even get that much money?!" Pinkie asks with puppy dog eyes.

"Heist. Oops you weren't supposed to know that. Lester help me!"

Pinkie looks at me before bursting into laughter, Fluttershy walks out of the room meekly, Rarity just sighs in exasperation, and Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Sunset Shimmer give me glares while Velvet just waits patiently for me to come to reality.

"You are a member of royalty and yet you act like a criminal. You are even a high ranking military officer and yet... That isn't enough for you."

"Who said I wanted to be royalty? That just makes life way too easy. I also only make you mad because I'm a pessimist and think it's unfair that I'm treated so well. Well if you need me I'm going to be causing a riot." I say without missing a beat.

"No. Yer not." Applejack says as she places her hand on my shoulder. "You can still change."

"Yeah, whatever." I say apathetically.

"No. Not whatever." Twilight persistently says. "You need to realize that you are still attached to your old ways and that we care for you and want to help you. Friendship is magic!" She adds.

"More like friendship is tragic." I mumble, snickering.

"Friendship is not tragic and I am going to help you realize that. After all, Twilight did show me friendship." I can't hold it in any longer. I fall to the ground a pile of snickering and giggling uncontrollably until I cough.

"*cough cough cough* What day is it?" I ask dryly.

"Saturday."

"I'm going to lay down."

"Wait for me love." Velvet croons lovingly as she follows me back to the sleepover room. I get on my bed and wait for her before pulling the covers over us. (How did I get a bed? Magic. No seriously, magic.)

Twilight and Sunset Shimmer come in looking a little more exhausted but still pretty tired. Twilight gets under her sleeping bag and whispers something to Sunset Shimmer that I didn't hear because I wasn't paying attention. I feel Velvet embrace me and lean into her more. Suddenly though, Twilight comes into my covers and hugs me too.

...

"What? I thought you wouldn't mind. After all, being family just brings the herd closer. Not further like you insinuated. You realize me and Dream still love you like Velvet currently does."

"It's true. I wasn't actually just meant to only be with you." Velvet says smirking.

I faint from sensory overload and exhaustion.

Chapter 19: Trial and Error

It's been a month since we had to watch Sunset Shimmer (More like they watched me and then reformed the herd but used Sunset Shimmer as an excuse to do so. Whatever I guess it really is family.) and I suddenly feel myself being stretched through a portal. Colors flash into my eyes as I'm transported to Equestria. But unlike the other times I feel an immense pain in my right leg.

As soon as the portal closes, the pain has tripled. "OH MY FUCKING GOD IT HURTS!!" I Scream in pain as I hit the throne room floor. I look to my leg to see my pant leg torn open and blood pooling out of a large cut. Celestia pauses her day court to rush over to me. She worriedly looks up at me full of concern and touches her horn to my cut. I scream again but much louder this time. Tears of pain start falling from my eyes, wetting her mane and adding to the blood on the floor. After that I pass out and the details are blurry.

...

I open my eyes, observing my surroundings. I quickly come to the conclusion that I am in the castle hospital as Velvet, Dream, and Twilight are sleeping next to me. Velvet is nuzzled up to my neck while Dream and Twilight are sharing my chest.

"You're lucky to have so many mares that care about you. You know that right?" A white unicorn mare with a pink mane says. Presumably the nurse. "My name is Nurse Redheart and if you are wondering why I'm here instead of Ponyville I transfered. Anyways you are going to want to rest for a few more hours. Princess Celestia stood by your side until you were fulled healed but I would not recommend strenous activity for a few more days."

"Thank you so much. For everything." I say graciously. Redheart blushes and stutters a little.

"I-It was not a problem your highness." I flash her my best disarming smile and she looks away bashfully before walking out.

Twilight starts to stir but Dream and Velvet are asleep until I kiss each of them on their heads. They both sigh dreamily as their eyes flutter open.

"So you really do care about me..."

"Of course we do. You just need to grow up a little and we can be a perfect family." She kisses me on the cheek and I blush timidly.

"It's true. You give me a reason to wake up every day. Yes, even when you are snarky and sarcastic because I know you would never hurt me." Velvet says lovingly and then nuzzles me. I return the gesture.

"I love you." Dream says to me.

"Uh... love you too. So..." I start.

"So..." Twilight starts as well.

"So... How are we going to do this?..." I ask vaguely. Twilight seems to understand though.

"The herd never changed except for a new addition. It still hurts me for you to think you could just shake it off and leave us just like that. I'm never going to let you go."

"Neither will I." Velvet vows.

"Nor shall I." Dream vows as well.

"Well at least it isn't a contract and you won't try to... Every five seconds." Twilight leers at me lasciviously. "Welp, I'm fucked." She then breaks into giggles as does the other two which confuses me.

"Oh, hush you. I was only teasing." Twilight says in between giggles. "Unless you really want to." She says excitedly and then kisses my cheek seductively.

"Iwadijema." I say dumbly.

"That can wait until later, we need to get you... wait are we all going to live together now?" Dream asks confused.

"I don't see a problem with that." Velvet remarks.

"Iwo Jima."

"No silly, we don't want to get bombed." Dream jokes.

"Did you just... Wow that's just offensive. But that's probably why I like it." I say randomly.

"Oh okay, the cat doesn't have your tongue anymore." Twilight says matter-of-factly.

"Oh shut up." I jest. The door opens revealing Princess Luna in all her nighttime glory.

"I just wished to give my best wishes to the saving of your herd." She says batting her eyelashes suggestively before walking out.

"Okay. No. Seriously. What the fuck just happened? No. Really. I want to know. Why are females magnetized to me?"

"Lots of reasons. One, you aren't a Prince Blueblood. Two, you are actually pretty cute. Three, you are one of a kind especially the way you act. It makes every day an adventure. Four, you would do anything to protect anypony in your herd. There are many more reasons but these are some of the main ones." Ok, I'm pretty sure I'm blushing fifty shades of red. "Oh and that especially. You blush so hard it looks painful. That is hilarious." Velvet says, stifling giggles at the risk of making me go crazy from information overload.

"It's also because you are really smart but you don't use your intelligence to put other ponies down." Twilight complements.

"Oh and you look so cute as a colt." Dream says dreamily. Ok, forget the fifty shades of red. I think I just turned pale from all of the blushing. How does that work? I have no clue.

"We could always live in that mansion I made. You know the one you had your reunion with me at Dream? By the way, I've been wondering this for a while now. How did you find me?"

"After NJRTOC I came back here. Yes, I always remembered that this place was my roots. I also always knew that you were my brother but that doesn't stop me. We are the family who has the Princess of Love after all. So when Mom found out you came to Equestria once and for all she started watching you with scrying spells and letting me watch as well so that we could finally meet. I chose to meet you at the huge mansion because it was safest. You realize you were destined to come back to Equestria right?"

"Well, why are my mane and coat pretty much gray and black. I think I'm going to permanently die my mane a different color. This looks like a gay wannabe greaser."

"Whoa. I wouldn't say you look bad at all." Twilight says, confused about something.

"Well, here goes nothing." I turn into my alicorn colt form and then light up my horn before thinking of Vinyl Scratch's mane but three colors instead of two and the colors as red white and blue cuz Merica. "Merica! Fuck yeah!" I cheer.

The sound of three hooves meeting faces is lost on me as I keep my happy expresion.

Fin.

Chapter 20: Making Amends Part I (Clop Warning)

Warning: Love consummation (This is pretty damn self explanatory unless you can't even use google. Then how the hell are you here?!"

Anyways, this is my first attempt at clop so if you don't like it is skippable. So... yeah.

"Well I'm tired, what about you guys?" I ask my marefriends.

"I'm fine but I gotta go to my library to study on a project. It is really important." Twilight says as she kisses me and then leaves the bedroom.

"And I have to do something for Princess Celestia herself." Velvet remarks as she also kisses me and trots out.

The door closes behind the two mares softly as I listen to their fading hoofsteps. I turn around and see Dream smiling in a way that you would only smile if you had an advantage over someone.

"What are you planning?" I ask her, eliciting giggles.

"I want to..."

"You want to..."

Dream suddenly becomes timid and she tries doing hoof gestures of sex but fails miserably. I still understand though and my eyes widen. Especially considering I'm still in my alicorn form.

"Uh..." My hesitation shows at a large scale but it seems to be enough to give her the confidence she needs.

"Yes, I know." She coos lovingly. "But I want to be a mommy and you to be the daddy." She flicks her tail away to revealing her winking marehood.

"But..."

"Do you not want children?" She says pleadingly.

"I..."

"I can show you how to be a father. I just want us to be happy..." Dream even adds in puppy dogs for an extra layer of 'fail-proof'.

"How long..." I ask vaguely.

"Ever since you first touched me." She say dreamily.

"Oh..." I say timidly.

"Are you really still a... I thought another mare would have took it by now." Dream says before lighting up her horn and levitating a hesitant me onto the bed right next to her. "We can start slow if it would make you feel better."

"I don't think-"

"I'm not taking no for an answer." She says seductively before taking up a predatorial stance, ready to pounce at a moment's notice.

"You win." I say bashfully.

"Then I'd like to claim my prize." She says before bringing me into a lustful yet loving French kiss. Her tongue dances in my mouth, exploring me but careful to my sensitivity. She then breaks the kiss and looks at my dick. "Now that is going to be a problem." She says as she puts its in her mouth and hums making me groan.

"Not fair."

She smile and bops up and down for a minute before taking it out with a pop. My member is fully erect at this point and it isn't going to get any bigger. I dribble a large amount of precum from the tip and she laps it up happily. Oh the sensations. They are undeniable and I need to try this more often.

"If that will be all I need to go to-" I gasp as she makes me enter her. "*moan* What are you doing... *gasp* Okay fine! I love you!" I say in between gasps and moans. A little bit of blood coat my member and I stop and look at it.

"Why are you bleeding?"

"Well, you broke my hymen... It's okay though! Don't freak out!" Dream kisses me on the cheek reassuringly. I calm down but still ask her.

"Was I supposed to? I'm sorry..."

"Don't worry... It just means that I'm a virgin and you took my virginity."

I suddenly take control and thrust into her all the way at once making her scream in ecstacy, coating me in her juices. "Hmm, this will be easier than I thought." I remark mockingly.

Once she recovers from that thrust she regains her predatory smile. "No. You first." She flips me over and bounces on top while wrapping her hooves around me to make this more intimate.

"I feel something..." I say awkwardly.

"Is it... do you feel like you're going to burst?" Dream asks in between thrusts and moans.

"Yeah." I squeak out.

"Come inside me." My eyes widen as I feel the pressure mutliplying until I stop my thrusts completely and explode into her already leaking marehood.

"That felt amazing but I'm not done yet."

"But I'm tired!" She facehoofs and lights up her horn to revitalize me.

Let's just say I came five times while she came three times. She even forced me to fill her each time. That bed will never be the same.

Perspective: Velvet Majesty

"What's that smell?" Velvet asks as Twilight and her enter the bedroom. "Ha! I was wondering when that would happen."

As soon as I entered the room I saw Brandon sleeping peacefully next to Dream and also coated in sex juices.

"Well. Who goes after?" Twilight wonders out loud.

"I call dibs." I say.

"Huh?"

"You know... like I called it." I explain.

"Aww... buck."

"It's okay, losers go last." I tease.

You don't need to tell me if I did bad. I'd actually prefer you didn't. Anyways I hope you enjoyed because you asked for it by reading this story! And yes, there will be more of this clop in the future but hopefully better and longer.

Chapter 21: A Joyful Day Indeed

Today was really starting out to be a good day for me. I got lots of sleep and am perfectly rested and ready for the day ahead of me. I honestly can't remember a time I've slept this well. Then again I've never had sex and then woke up in Dream's hooves before. Last night was amazing. I've never experienced such sensations before in my entire life. It's... enlightening. And the funny thing is. I still have so many things to learn.

"You were amazing last night." And there's that.

"You were too..." We just stay in each other's hooves for a while, savoring the moment. Dream's ears twitch as the door opens. She quickly uses her magic to clean us and the bed. Just as she finishes the spell the door opens completely, revealing a very flustered Mom.

"While I'm happy for you consummating, the whole castle could hear you." All the color drains from me at this news. Dream just blushes profusely out of embarrassment. "You've grown up so much. Now I'll never get to raise you." She says sadly, wiping a stray tear that dared fall from her tear ducts.

"Uh... I really don't know what to say about that." I say, pretty sure about myself.

"You could always let me baby you." She says with puppy dog eyes. "Oh wait. You are literally the size of a foal." She says with a smirk. Oh god... I turn to Dream for help but she has the same exact smirk plastered across her muzzle.

Okay. I'll admit this isn't as bad as I thought this was going to be. Just a lot of reassurances about being a better mother and getting snuggled and petted to death. Okay, maybe there is a bit more to it than that. But I promise it wasn't anything bad! Okay fine, I tried to say no but that only spurred her on. Damn mares.

"Can you please let go." I plead, unable to look her in the eye as my face is in her mane protectively.

"But you'll run away."

"Guilty as charged."

"And that is why I'm not letting go." Cadence says like an overly-attached marefriend except in this case well... Yeah.

I hear a knock at the door and try to use it as a distraction for freedom but Mom is much wiser and refuses to let go. She instead opts to use her magic to open her bedroom door.

"That's just cute." Twilight's voice calls from nearby. I squirm in the mare's grasp and she finally turns me to look at Twilight. "I'm surprised you haven't used magic to try to break free yet."

"I'm too tired." I say wearily.

Cadence finally releases me to see if I'm telling the truth and I fall to the ground letting out a pained sigh.

"Oh sweetie I'm sorry. I just didn't want you to run away." Mom says dotingly.

"I could never hope to escape you, Mom..." She smiles brightly at that and picks me up carefully.

Twilight has been watching the scene with a serene smile until she finally hops onto the bed and lays in next to me so that I'm almost sandwiched in between the two mares.

"Where are Velvet and Dream?" I ask quietly.

"Making breakfast." Twilight motions with her hoof to somewhere.

"Are you on the job today Mom?"

"No. Your dad is filling in for me."

"Shining Armor?" I ask curiously.

"Dad." Mom corrects me mock-sternly.

"How come I never see him then?"

"He's always in the barracks or stopping bad ponies."

"Yo quiero Taco Bell." I say hungrily.

"Well you can't have Taco Bell. This is Equestria, not Earth." Twilight teases.

"What is Taco Bell?"

"Only one of the most unhealthy yet delicious fast food chain restaurants on Earth."

"Now you are just overcompensating. What about Subway?"

"Okay. Subway fucking wins. But I still love Taco Bell. Screw Mcdonalds, I don't want cancer."

"Okay, I seriously have no clue what you two are talking about." Mom says with a perturbed yet amused expression.

"Uh... How to ruin your health." Twilight says.

"NO! I need to ruin my health!" I yelp when Twilight flicks my horn to stop me from teleporting junk food into the castle.

"I'm only letting you near Subway."

"But... Del Taco."

"Okay. I think we get it." Mom says but isn't heard.

"And... That? But it's high in sodium." She says with a disapproving glare.

"Ah, fuck your healthy studies!" I complain only to get a glare.

"You can't blame me for wanting to know what is in the food we eat..." Twilight says like a teacher to a student.

"I THINK WE GET IT!" Mom roars, panting a little from using the RCV.

I clutch my ears like they are the most precious thing ever as some blood drips out of them.

"Oops... I might have overdone it. Sorry sorry sorry sor-" I stop her profuse apologies with one dramatic event.

"MY FUCKING EARS! OH NO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO BLIND! WAIT NO I MEAN DEAF ER FUCK I DON'T KNOW!" Twilight slaps me in the face hard, with her tail...

"Oh you almost gave me Ebola with your voice."

"Do not joke about that!" Cadence scolds. "There are foals dying in Zebrica because of that!"

"The fuck? This is the mythological version of Earth... Well except for Hitler and those dictators. Oh wait... Nevermind."

"No! Just don't. You can't." I look at Twilight confused.

"You aren't making any sense here. What is with all the negatives?"

"Forget it. Can we just get something to eat? I'm famished."

"I'll get the castle staff to-" Mom stops and looks at me disappointed.

"What?" They motion to the literal crates of Del Taco behind me. "So?"

...

The next thing I know, Twilight turns completely pale and then her mane and coat turn into a battle of fire while her eyes turn red.

"The fuck did I just watch?" I ask myself out loud, making her cool down and blush in embarrassment.

"Sorry..." Twilight apologizes while Cadence simply rolls her eyes.

"What are you sorry abo- Oh..." I turn around just in time to see the last of my Del Taco burnt to a crisp. "One second please." I pull out a small blue button and push it. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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Chapter 22: Mondays are bullshit

I groan as I open my eyes painfully. "What the fuck? This isn't my bed." I say as I look around more closely.

From my examination I come to the conclusion that I am in the middle of absolutely fucking nowhere if that town with those ponies having equal signs is any clue. Or I'm just having one of those fucked up dreams again where some shit goes down. Nah. If that were true, I would already be at the part were a riot happens.

I see a weird unicorn mare approaching me with a confused expression upon her muzzle. Oh... I'm still human and still in my armor. The mare in question has a pinkish coat with a purple mane that has bluish highlights in it. On her flank is an equals sign. Oh god. Please don't be a nazi. If you are then you I'm going to troll you so fucking hard...

"What in the deuce are you?"

"That depends, are you a nazi?" I ask seriously as I get up and stretch a bit. She looks at me oddly and tilts her head to the side.

"I have no clue what this 'nazi' is you speak of, nor have I ever seen anything like you before."

"Wait, what day is it?" I ask, secretly dreading the answer.

"Monday. Now I think it is time for me to ask the questions." She says, suddenly taking on a sinisterly smug look. "What are you?"

"Well there is a surprise. Here I thought that this world knew of my existance. To answer your question, I am a human." She looks at me like she's seen a ghost.

"You don't possibly mean the humans that wage massive wars of galactic scales...Right?" She says with a glimmer of fake hope that is dashed before it can be seen.

"The very same. Now if you need me, I'm going to be doing something important. you know, like entertainment." I say as I switch off my armor and pull up a chair before summoning a magical HDTV and an Xbox One with Grand Theft Auto 5 so I can go online and play heists. I'm a level 487 currently so yeah...

"Wait, just wait! Hold on a second here. You're not going to try to kill me?" I immediately get serious for a split second and actually go through the dreaded effort of turning off everything I just loaded up and then sending the Xbox and TV back into my rift, chair included.

"Awww, the cute pony thinks I want to kill her... Actually no, that's kinda fucked up." Thinking she is in power, the still unnamed mare looks at me like one would examine a crime scene.

She becomes a bit flustered but quickly removes any trace of such an event. "What are you doing in my town?" She asks suspiciously.

"I have no fucking clue." I say bluntly. "I don't even know your name." I add

"My name is Starlight Glimmer." I immediately pause time and go on google to look up that name. I come across information on a mare who thinks that everypony should be equal as that would be the best way to be happy. I look at her methods and laugh. I think I might enjoy screwing around with her. I unpause time and remove my helmet. She gasps upon seeing that I'm not some giant suit of armor.

"What were you doing? It seems as if time just froze and only alicorns can do that." I immediately look away and regret it once I look back. Her eyes narrow and Starlight looks at me suspiciously.

"I broke the fourth wall." I say honestly, hoping to Satan that she doesn't know what that means. It seems though, that since it is a Monday, my luck has run dry.

"Lies, you are an alicorn ." Her eyes narrow even more so that if they went any further she would look bat-shit insane.

"It was only a half-lie." I say, making a pouting face. She rolls eyes.

"Well." She starts.

"What? Is this a Mexican standoff?" She facehooves.

"Just turn into an alicorn already." She demands. I don't like the sound of that.

"Yeah... No." The mare seems genuinely confused by my answer.

"Why not?! Don't you want to brag that you are an alicorn and I'm not?!"

"What do you take me for? An idiot? I Googled your name and now I know your intentions." Strangely enough this only seems to give the mare hope.

"Do you by chance know a mare by the name of Twilight Sparkle?" She asks sinisterly.

"Yeah? What is your point?"

"You aren't here by a drunken accident. I brought you and your herd here. Including the Elements of Harmony. If one of Equestria's princesses gave up their cutiemark for equality it would give the rest of Equestria incentive to join my cause for equality. And now you must join me for I have won."

"Whatever." I say blankly. "Do you have any alcohol?" I ask dryly.

"I'm not going to help a colt as young as yourself get alcohol. You should be ashamed of yourself. Responsible ponies don't drink alcohol!" Starlight rants.

"Why do you care about my safety?" Starlight blushes and tries to speak but all that comes out is incoherent mumbling under her breath.

"Ah. DISCORD!!!" I scream in the Royal Canterlot Voice, sending Starlight flying back a few feet and looking at me wearily. Strangely enough though, the whole town doesn't seem to give any more of a shit than they already did before. The infamous draconequus appears almost immediately wearing... a navy bowler suit...?

Starlight Glimmer immediately runs away, straight back into town. I look at Discord and he gives me his usual toothy grin but shrugs. "So..." I begin.

"Hmm, so. What would my faithful student like to learn today?"

"Trolling, part 2"

Chapter 23: Are You Fucking Serious?

Discord puts a paw to his chin in thought but shakes his head. "Nope. I'm afraid I can't show you that until later." Right after denying me, Discord teleports away.

After seeing that Discord is gone, the mare from before suddenly grabs me from out of nowhere and starts dragging me somewhere into the town despite my protests. I would hit her to knock her off of me but something tells me that wouldn't do anything to deter her.

"I got you a room while you and Discord were talking..." Starlight says with the creepiest smile I've ever seen. Seriously. That just rivaled Pinkamena Diane Pie.

But in all honesty, it would take more than a smile to creep me out. Besides, I don't think her objective is to creep me out. It seems more like she is just stressed. Still, I cannot help but laugh. This only serves to widen her smile even more, making it seem forced.

"It's okay. I'd prefer to be homeless." I lie. Just because she doesn't creep me out doesn't mean I want to be anywhere near her. God, this reminds me of meeting Lyra. Oh, was I supposed to show a flashback? Too lazy.

"Yeah... But that's not going to happen." She says forcefully.

"*Le sigh* I could kill you right now." I say without much conviction.

"But you won't." She says smugly. I hesitantly pull out my M6G Magnum and aim it above her before pulling the trigger. She doesn't even flinch. It's almost as if she knew I wasn't going to kill her. "That is all the proof I need." We arrive at a plain looking house and she bucks the door open before literally throwing me onto a random bed with her magic. This reactivates my hangover instantly. I groan and get under the sheets before putting the pillow over my head. I feel something furry lay ontop of me but I ignore it and try to sleep. I fail miserably as I realize what is laying ontop of me and smell a musky scent. I instantly rocket out of the bed, ignoring the mare's screams as she is sent flying to the other side of the room and bumps her horn onto the ceiling. This makes her send a flare of defensive magic that turns me into my alicorn form. I instinctively try to turn back into my human form but don't you know? It's a fucking Monday.

"Aha!" Starlight says triumphantly as she approaches me victoriously.

"Come any closer and I'll-"

"And you'll what?"

"I'll glass this fucking village!" She stops in her tracks and looks at me in disbelief.

"And what of your herd. What will you do when the world realizes you murdered them single-hoofedly?" She regains her footing and starts getting closer. One inch lost. Two feet lost. Three yards lost. One foot away.

"Touche." I sigh in defeat.

"I need you to do me a favor."

"What the fuck could you possibly want?"

"Close. I need you to buck me so I can think clearly."

"No thanks, I'm fine just the way I am. Sitting here." And that is all it takes for Starlight to snap. She roars primally and grabs me and forces me to the ground with her magic. I shoot a beam of magic at her but she isn't deterred in the slightest. She straddles me but I buck her in her nether regions, making her moan. Not the intended effect. I blush and her gaze becomes lascivious. I try to push her off to no avail. I decide to use a last resort. I headbutt her carefully making sure not to shank her, knocking the crazy mare out cold.

"Nobody rapes me." I say as I feel her spell wear off and access to my human form come back. I hoofcuff her with the cuffs from Halo 2 that were used on the arbiter, Thel Vadam(ee). And if you are wondering about the double e at the end of his name it is because he is a Sangheili who joined the military. I instantly change back into my human form and call upon my Recon Armor before having it fit to me again.

"Do I want to know?" Jeneva says as she motions to the vaginal fluids on the floor. Damn, didn't notice that before.

"She tried to rape me because she was in heat but I knocked her out." I report.

"Oh. I thought she succeeded in raping you." She says sarcastically.

"Can it." I order.

"Engaging shut the fuck up mode." Jeneva says with a mock salute.

"Display heat signatures." I order. Several ponies appear visible via promethean vision. Most of them I don't recognize though, except for a specific 8 ponies. I make an entrance to the outside to come across a building that looks different than the others. I turn around to make sure Starlight is still knocked out but she is nowhere to be seen. I slowly turn around again and disable promethean vision to come to the conclusion that she is right in front of me.

"That wasn't very nice you know. You could have seriously hurt somepony." Starlight says like a teacher scolding a student. I flip her off making her glare at me even harder. She tries to tackle me but just ends up knocking herself right back out as soon as her horn hits my armor. Thank you Bungie.

"Looks like she tried a little bit too hard." Jeneva says mockingly.

Silence is my only answer as I go back to my mission of approaching the apparent jailhouse which houses my herd and the Mane Six. I stand a medium distance from the door and equip a rocket launcher from Halo. I begin to calculate. Coriolis effect: none. Distance: 68 yards. Aw forget the calculations. I load a rocket or two into the launcher and fire. A huge cloud of smoke and fire flares out but other than that nothing else happens considering the material of the jailhouse. Some of the town comes out to look at what is going on but immediately retreat back into their homes at the sight of me. Fucking xenophobic ponies. Then again, I did just blow up their prison. Haha so much for a prison. I wait for the smoke to clear before inspecting my progress.

"First wall is penetrated, second layer is corroded. Just kick it and it will collapse." Jeneva remarks. I nod in affirmation as I proceed to the final, corroded layer of brick. In a display of my power I roundhouse kick the wall and send it crumbling down to the floor. I see a single jail cell ahead and continue onward. I hear muffled whimpers and whispering. I break down the cell door and I realize something. My marefriends and the Mane Six were never here in the first place. In their place are some sort of magical clones as they try to kill me as soon as they see me. The first one, Rainbow Dash, attempts to buck me but I put a bullet in her leg with my M6G, forcing her to the ground painfully. But she tries to buck me with her other leg to distract me. I'm having none of that and I throw her still form against the wall, rendering her unconscious. Twilight's clone charges up her horn while the rest of the clone six look at me wearily, standing their ground. I pull a matrix and slow time down so that I can make my next move. I grab a knockout gas agent out of my rift pocket and throw it in before jumping out and rolling. Time speeds back up as I hear coughing and hacking. I inspect my damage to see all the clones passed out.

"How did you know they were clones?" Starlight says from behind me. I don't turn around as I answer her.

"They showed no hesitation in attacking me and only some of their traits showed. Nice try though." I commend sarcastically. I finally turn around and Starlight immediately turns away. Is she actually trying to throw herself on me? Oh my fucking god. That is actually kinda hot. But... Aw who the fuck am I kidding. Celestia herself said that herds usually have 7 mares and 1 stallion. Not that I'm gonna date this mare or whatever. Nope, just clarifying. Besides, something tells me Starlight would do really really bad things to me.

Starlight Glimmer facehooves and starts crying. I look at her with a 'Are you serious?' face and she glares at me.

"You want the truth?" She asks darkly. I shrug.

"Twilight Sparkle and her friends were captured by me but they escaped and got their cutiemarks back. You are my only hope."

My helmet flies off my face and into my rift suddenly. I blink a few times to make sure I'm not going insane. I feel the space where my helmet used to be. Just air.

...

The rest of my armor goes into the rift as well.

...

This is fucking stupid.

...

"Why were you leaking earlier?" I ask bluntly.

"I'm in heat." Starlight said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"This has to be a lucid dream. One second I have to make sure this is a dream." I pull out my M6G Magnum and unload a round into my kneecap. "NOT A DREAM!" I scream in pain as I collapse to the ground, dropping my magnum and clutching my bleeding knee. i use my last available magic to make the bullet leave my knee but that is all I'm able to do. Starlight looks unsure of what to do until she hesitantly puts her hoof on my bleeding knee. I scream in pain.

"If this is how I die then fuck you too Monday!" I say as I pass out from pain.

I awaken to the feeling of myself in a hospital gown and in a white room with a monitor and beeping. To my right is Starlight Glimmer and to my left is Blissful Dream. They are both arguing with each other when I open my eyes.

"Can you both do me a favor and shut the fuck up?" I say out of the blue, making them both shoot up in surprise, eyes widened.

"I..." They both start simultaneously.

"Nope." I don't give them a chance to talk as I put in my headphones. I see Dream approaching me with a glare as she rips the headphones off my face while Starlight just sits on her rump amused.

"If I'm hearing this right, you shot yourself in the knee."

"Tis not the first time." I say like it's not a big deal. Both their pupils shrink to pinpricks and they both nod at each other before sitting next to each other. Starlight whispers something to Dream before leaving the room.

I have been laying here for a few hours, avoiding Dream's gaze the whole time. I think she might be doing the same but something tells me she's been working herself up over my injuries.

Finally something changes. The door opens and brown stallion with a thermometer as his cutiemark and a black slicked back mane. "My name is Doctor Cold Healing and I'm here to check your injuries." The stallion says as he looks at me kneecap. His jaw drops almost immediately. "Wha-Bu-I-What... Your wound seems to have already healed." He says, dumbfounded. He lights up hi horn and puts it to my leg. Once he is done he look up at me eyes wide. "That's dark magic... But who would use dark magic to heal?! I need to report this!" He says as he runs out of the room.

"Heh, he doesn't know that I can use dark magic without harming myself." I say slyly. Dream looks at me in disbelief before shaking her head and rolling her eyes.

Chapter 24: Greatest Journey

This chapter will show you:

How to piss everyone off.
How to get drunk.
How to become L33T at Grand Theft Auto V

"What do you mean you can use dark magic without harming yourself?! You realize that means you are evil right? Not even Discord himself would use dark magic. You have explaining to do." Auntie Celestia says as the rest of the gathered princesses and mane six look at me waiting for answer.

"Well, I may have absorbed the souls of evil demons in the darknessverse." I flare my hand and a demonic bloodcurdling scream is heard. Celestia's eyes widen and she tries to blast me with her golden magic. I instinctively dodge while the other mares watch the oncoming shitstorm. "What the fuck are you trying to do!?"

"STATE YOUR INTENTIONS, OR I WILL END YOU!" Celestia roars in the RCV. "What have you done with Brandon?" she adds, eerily calm. She charges her horn and I stand my ground. "This is a lie detector spell."

"I know, I can see your aura." Her eyes widen and she backs away a step.

"You aren't lying..."

"I am Brandon you idiot."

"What... But how?! Alicorns can't absorb souls!"

"I know, isn't it epic?"

"NO!" Twilight screams. "I don't want an evil coltfriend!" She then faints in a similar fashion to rarity.

"I only got these souls in self defense." Since Celestia knows i'm not lying she looks at me bewildered.

"How would self defense require you to do such an act?" She asks seriously.

"It was the only way to defeat them."

"That's dark." Dream says, unaware of her pun.

"That's a bad pun." Everypony facehooves at my antics.

"Only mares wouldn't get jokes." Immediately all the mares in the room fix me with glares. I get a shit-eating grin and put on a song from out of nowhere. "I feel like I've been hit by a typhoon." I start. Pinkie Pie jumps out of the group, bewildering them as me and her start dancing to the beat. We close our eyes and do backflips, enjoying the weightless feeling as time slows down for physics but not the actual time. I snap my fingers and a whole party spawns in the throne room we currently are occupied in. Celestia tries to use her RCV to stop the party but everypony is under my musical influence.

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4 minutes later.

The ponies from the party disappear from the respective positions and back to what they were doing previously. I try to start the song again but am tackled by Twilight. I finally get a good look at all the mares and most of them have earplugs or disheveled mane. Rainbow Dash pouts because she looked like she was enjoying herself. Rarity and Fluttershy are different cases. Applejack finished her weird dance and then smiles her honest smile.

"Is that enough proof that I am the real Brandon?"

"Ya'll didn't need to prove that. You and Pinkie are random as it is." A resounding 'mhmm' is heard as all the mares voice their opinions.

"That is great and all but you are going to need to clean this mess up." Princess Celestia says with a stern glare.

"Indeed." Luna agrees.

"Wait, what the fuck? Were you here the whole time Luna?"

"Am I that transparent?"

"Yes?..." I say hesitantly. Instead of getting mad at me like I thought she would, she just giggles. "Damn, today has been a long day. Let's see. Waking up in the communist version of Equestria, almost raped, shot myself, threw a party. Hmm, yeah. Eventful." I ignore the concerned looks I get from the mares and turn and start walking to my room. I'm stopped by a familiar orange hoof.

"Now hold on just a second there sugarcube. Did you say raped?"

"Yeah?" The mares pale.

"Rape is illegal in Equestria."

"Bullshit. You mares don't give a fuck about consent." I say as I start laughing my ass off, metaphorically and figuratively.After my sides have fallen off, I stop laughing and rub my forehead.

"Are you done yet?" Luna asks, irritated.

"Wait, let me check. Hmm, sure whatever." I confirm as I turn back around. This time Celestia stops me. "WHAT?!" I roar without turning around. Celestia doesn't even flinch.

"We would never rape another pony..." Celestia says determinedly.

"Exactly, another pony. I am an exception."

"You forget that you were born a pony."

"But am I one right now?"

"ENOUGH!" Luna yells. I don't even flinch but the others cower. Even Celestia is in shock. What I say next only serves to bewilder them even more.

"Mhmm. Whatever."

"What? Why aren't you scared."

"I have better things to fear. Like these." A xenomorph queen appears and I shoot her as soon as she charges at me. She lets out a bloodcurdling scream as bullet holes appear in her and she falls to the ground dead.

"Touche." Luna admits. Fluttershy looks at me and glares at me.

"How dare you!"

"Fl-"

"HOW COULD YOU?" Everypony except me watches the scene nervously.

"What. Do. You. Have to say for yourself mister?" She glares even more intensely. "Well? What do you have to say?"

"Are you fucking stupid? That xenomorph will eviscerate you. And then eat you. And then use your body to its advantage. And then lay eggs. And then there will more. And this world will die." I say as I send a flare of dark magic at the xenomorph, turning it to ash instantly. I then swirl my hands and the ash disappears into the unknown.

"Did you just..." I teleport out of the room before they can lecture me on 5000 reasons why you don't be mean to Fluttershy.

I end up in my room of all places.

2 and a half hours later.

"What the fuck man! That was my car!" I roar in a drunken rage as someone steals my Turismo in GTA online. The door to my room opens and the princesses and mane six come in. I don't notice them.

"GIVE ME MY FUCKING CAR BACK YOU BITCH!" I scream as I pull out my minigun and unload 1200 bullets into the guy as he gets out to shoot me. I pull out another beer and drink it in one gulp before tossing it to the side.

"You have problems." The guy from before says.

"Which one of you motherfuckers just said that shit? Was it you stringbean?" I yell as I pull out my homing launcher.

"Yes it fucking was you asshole. How the fuck are you even a level 493 with the way you play?!" The guy from before who is called As$12Games says.

"Haha! You are a fucking noob compared to me you little shit." The TV suddenly turns off and Dream tries to kiss me but I push her away.

"You still there you As$12?" I speak into my headset and get no reply until I realize that my Xbox is off.

"FUCK!" I scream as I chuck the beer bottles out the window. How many? Like 20.

"Uh... You do realize we could hear you all the way from the throne room right? We can here so you could say sorry to me, If that's okay with you." Fluttershy says meekly as she hides behind her mane as per usual.

I grab my cyanide tablet and put it in my mouth, waiting in awkward silence until I fall to the ground dead. The wasted animation from Grand Theft Auto V shows up on my 'screen' (More like eyes). I respawn in front of Canterlot general hospital in the Grand Theft Auto V Online Heist heavy command suit with black vest and everything and an earpiece in my ear for communications. "Mien gott." I whisper as I realize that I'm not drunk anymore and the implications of what I just did. I immediately teleport back to my room to see them crying over my death.

"I'm a fucking god!"

"No. You just spent too much time on Grand Theft Auto. See?" Dream pulls a pistol out of her mane and shoots herself and soon teleports back. When she does, I ask her the important question.

"What level were you then?"

"582."

"I call absolute bullshit."

"I know, I'm kidding. I'm a 304."

"Oh. 493." Her jaw drops.

Chapter 25: Doomsday

18:00, Saturday, Manehattan

The lights of the city suddenly flickered off and died. This was not normal for the usually very bright city so something was certainly wrong.

A ring sounds out as I sit in the emergency broadcast tower. It then starts to send a slightly static message to everypony in vicinity.

"To whoever out there hears this, this is the radio station K-R-1 near Kansas. The whole city's without power, and I'm struggling to get out this broadcast, but this is important!" The man broadcasting pauses for a second before continuing. "There's been a zombie breakout from one of the science labs in District 4 a week ago. The whole city's already dead, and I'm locked in at the radio station's headquarters, and I think..." He pauses again, before starting once more. "And I think some of these fuckers followed me. They are fast, but I think they can't get up there. So, if you can hear this, please, come here as fast as you can, and get me the fuck out of here!" His tone starts to become much more panicky. "I have no food, I have no water, but I have a gun, and I don't know if...(unintelligible)" My co-host looks at me bewildered. I'll admit I was not expecting that.The radio continues again suddenly as it restarts the broadcast all over Equestria. "I think they're breaking through the doors! WAAAGH! *gunshots*" The broadcast goes to static. I slowly turn my head to look at my co-host and shrug fearfully.

Perspective: Brandon Stryker

Having heard the emergency broadcast that sounded all over Equestria and the low groaning outside before, I have been flying in my Hawker Siddeley Harrier VTOL (Vertical Takeoff and Landing) jet, waiting for the inevitable. Since I'm wearing the flight suit from Grand Theft Auto 5, my breathing is fine. That is, until one of my engines is struck by thunder and my jet start to spin out of control.

"Mayday! Mayday! This is Hawker 27! We're going down!" I yell into the communications protocol, receiving no response but static. The horizontal and vertical stabilizers break off as I crash into a skyscraper backwards. Luckily, i am not injured but unluckily a few ponies are almost killed. Also unluckily is that the jet is tipping from one side of the building as shattered glass is all that greets the concrete flooring. As if to give payback, one of the support beams crushes through the cockpit, shattering the glass and proceeding to start constricting me. Using my only exit out, I slip to the side where the beam is not covering me and exit that way. I almost end up falling to my death but one of the ponies catches me with their hooves and starts to pull me up. The pony, a crimson earth pony mare with a lavender mane looks like she was going to say something but stops as I pull off my helmet and throw it. My face is bloody and my lip split, but I ignore it for now. There are more important matters that I have to attend to...

"Are you okay?..." The unknown pony asks me. She tries to approach me but I feign weakness and push her back softly.

"No." I lie.

"Good." The pony who turns out to be a changeling drops their disguise and tries to bite me. I unholster and load my Glock 18C machine pistol in half a second with my superior reflexes and then unload the whole magazine into the oversized insect. This changeling turns out to have both wings and a horn but that doesn't matter anymore. I check her body for signs of a heartbeat and find none. She took about 12 shots to the head and 8 to her chitin. I eject the used magazine and magic automatically places a new one for me. Thank god for that unlimited ammo spell. It only works if I have the energy and have specified the ammo, where to get it from and how much. Luckily it doesn't drain me more than levitation would on a piece of paper. Due to the loud noise a few Wehrmacht infected with the virus that makes zombies enter the room slowly, looking for the source of the noise. That is, until their maliciously glowing yellow eyes find their way to me. Two of the zombies are Wehrmacht Kriegsmarine (Think of it as us navy but nazi versions) and the other is Heer (Army). Surprisingly though, I didn't see any Luftwaffe. This has got to be a joke though.

"Who did this to you?..." I say in German, more to myself than others.

The thing is, I didn't actually expect a response... They must sense my power somehow. Or they must just know... "Richtofen." The Heer Nazi says before collapsing, dead. The other zombies start devouring his flesh almost instantly. Taking this as my cue to leave, I try to teleport away but nothing happens. I start the ridiculous process of brainstorming unil I just give up and be a cheater by noclipping. Sue me. My noclip stops in the middle of the city... I guess you did sue me. Fuck you to. I try to deploy my parachute and then I realize that this isn't Grand Theft Auto V. I try to noclip again and jackshit happens. "I HATE GRAVITY!" I scream in a CJesque fashion before hitting the ground and blacking out.

My alarm clock that wasn't working before suddenly decides to work. Except this alarm clock is not any ordinary alarm clock. Oh no. This clock plays the actual sound of a .50 cal sniper rifle going off. R.I.P. my ears.

*Gunshot that is guaranteed to wake up anyone for 10 miles.*

"Warning: Emergency code red! All spartans report to the command deck." A voice says over the blaring air raid sirens. i immediately look around and realize that I'm back in the haloverse. This would only happen in times of severe emergency. But what could be so bad to bring me here? I immediately get in my recon armor and leave my room. I run past various crewmen and encounter a few spartan IVs I've never seen before running to the same location. We get there quickly and a spartan I recognize as Sarah Palmer is there. Well. That just narrowed where I am. But not by much.

"We've detected a slipspace rupture inside the Infinity!" Rolands says. His eyes widen when he sees me. As does everyone else for some unknown reason.

"Identify yourself spartan. And remove that helmet."

"Does service number 86343-98141-LC ring a bell?" I say as I look at my own service number. A service record appears on the projector panel which shows my service record, eye color, name, height, rank, date of death, my face, and more information. My helmet pops off with a hissing sound and their jaws drop.

"I don't see why this is a big deal. I never died. The rest is classified."

"Well." Captain Lasky starts.

"It seems that there are no possible methods of replicating the rupture that transported Commander Stryker here. The method is classified."

"Alright, so what is the real reason we are here?"

"You are under arrest for harboring classified information from the United Nations Space Command."

"Just to prove a point." I unholster my M6G Magnum. All the spartans immediately aim their weapons at me.

"Put the weapon down." Lasky orders. I point the magnum upwards and then at my face.

"Are you insane?" Roland asks.

"Check my psychological report." I say right before I pull the trigger. The bullet enters through the side of my head and exits through my skull. And then my skull heals almost immediately. Lasky's eyebrows raise while Roland looks at me curiously. "Huh. I thought I would be dead by now." I fire the rest of the magazine into my head but nothing changes. I drop the magnum and sigh. "I guess it's true." I say blankly.

"What?" Roland says while everyone else just stares at me mouths agape.

"Spartans never die." I start.

"They are just missing in action." He finishes.

"So are you going to arrest me now or what?"

"That would be unwise." A familiar voice says. Dream. Something tells me she has been watching this whole time. "Your orders have changed. The commander will not be arrested. i am going to maintain control on the situation from here on out." She says in her unsc service uniform. But something is different. Her ranking shows as Commander while mine shows as Lieutenant Commander.

"Who ordered you?" Commander Palmer asks, not breaking her grim staredown with me.

"Lord Hood."

"You're joking. What could possibly make you two so important that the whole United Nations Space Command can't know?"

"Are you questioning Lord Hood?"

"No. Just curious."

"Yes." Lasky unholsters his service pistol and shoots the floor, snapping the spartans out of their trance. "Spartans, I want you to belay my last."

"Yes sir!" They acknowledge as they return to their previous activities.

"I'm not going to press the issue." A bullet hits me and I black out again.

"Weird, that was a few months ago." I mutter to myself as I regain consciousness. The sky isn't black anymore and it looks like the apocalypse didn't cause any damage. Fuck. I wanted to wreak some havoc. "WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING DANGEROUS?! THIS FUCKING SUCKS!" I scream, louder than the RCV as I open my eyes. I come to the point where I realize I'm in a hospital room.

Must have gotten wasted. Of fucking course. Though since there is nobody coming in yet it is safe to assume I'm alone. For now. I check my energy level readings and they are an all-time high. Celestia's levels are usually at 15,000 but right now mine is at 28,000... Mine are usually at 12,000. How the fuck did this shit happen? Then again I hadn't gotten sleep for weeks that much be the reason why the are usually so low. Hmm.

"You noticed your energy levels as well? Since you were knocked out after your obnoxious actions I have been creating battle plans. I've scanned this area by integrating some of your magic into me. There is no exit. Whoever brought you here obviously doesn't want you to leave." Jeneva says cautiously.

"So... Should I stay or should I go?"

"I... Don't have a good answer to that." Jeneva pauses. "And that is what scares me. Every since your magic infused into me I have gained more freedom outside of my normal protocol. I feel like a whole new... person."

"Well, while you feel like that I'm going to prepare myself for the worst." I call upon my magically enchanted recon armor and let it piece itself together upon me once again. After the standard procedure is done I unholster my M6G Magnum and scan my motion track for enemies. "Extend my motion tracker range, would you kindly?" I order politely.

"You are not going to like the results..." She says cryptically. My motion tracker shows blips. Possibly hundreds of them. Even a few thousand for all I know.

"What are they?"

"I have no idea. The imaging shows bipedal creatures of unknown origin. Wait. I'm receiving a transmission." Jeneva says with confusion clearly evident.

"Thi- Too many- We're outnumbered!" The transmission finally clears to my relief and starts replaying. "This is Canterlot Seven! There are too many of them! We're outnumbered! We need all the help we can get! Our location is the midsector off the suburbs!"

"Looks like we're going to have to do some breaking and entering." I say in an Hungarian accent that highly resembles Jorge. Jeneva rolls her eyes.

"You and your cheating at life. I'll never get used to it." She says sarcastically.

"Yeah? Well. If that is how it's going to be then let's go classic." A huge thud and an M-134 Minigun is on the floor. I channel my magic and it now uses my rift to feed ammo into my little friend. (It's a fucking huge ass gun!) I pick it up and put one hand on the handle and the other on the trigger. A belt appears and starts connecting to my pocket. Eh, I've seen weirder. The barrel starts spinning and bullets start flying out at a ridiculous speed, literally grating the walls like cheese. A bunch of bipedal changelings run in an get mowed down worse than mold. "FUCK YOU GUYS!" I scream as I kill everything in sight. Blood sprays here and there. A pair of changelings manage to successfully latch on to me, however, that is all they can do before they are thrown into the fire and obliterated. I feel an aura try to envelope me by a changeling with a horn but that is stopped dead in it's tracks as I jump while spraying at her. Yes I know. How the hell am I jumping with a huge ass minigun in a half a ton pair of armor without getting crushed? Uh... I have no answer to that. I keep killing and killing until I'm pretty sure I'm fully coated in blood and organs from eviscerated changelings.

Perspective: Princess Celestia

White. All white. Blank noise. This is torture. Is this what my sister felt all those years ago? I feel alone.

I was locked up in this chamber for a time I cannot remember how long. I never thought Queen Chrysalis would come back... I could not be more wrong. Peace is a beautiful thing. You maintain it and let it prosper. But there cannot be peace without sacrifice. Please... Somepony save us...

I'm distracted from my thoughts as I hear a loud buzzing sound. But not the kind you would hear from drones or other insects. No, it was more of a mechanical type. Hope fills me as I see my prison smashed to pieces. Luna comes out from the cloud of smoke.

"Come Sister, we shall make them pay for their deeds." She says as she helps me to my hooves with a grim but determined expression.

Chapter 26: A New Age For Equestria

After killing the last changeling I drop my minigun into my rift because I'm not going to be carrying that thing around.

"That was... wow. You are ruthless. You know that?"

"Only to my enemies." I say, winking at the AI, making her roll her eyes.

"Alright, well you aren't done yet. The Mane Eight as you call them have yet to be found. Oh and by the way, your minigun didn't go into the rift. You are going to have to carry that around." Jeneva informs me.

"Aw, fuck it." I say as I use my magic to clean the barrel of the minigun and clean my armor of blood and organs. I step over body after body until I get to the courtyard of Canterlot.

Perspective: Princess Celestia

"Did you hear all that noise Sister?"

"Indeed."

An explosion is heard outside and greenish blood showers in front of my hooves as an eviscerated changeling is flung towards us. I glare at it until I see how shredded the changeling is.

"Who could've done this?" I ask, a little bit afraid due to the violent nature of the changeling's death.

"I think I know, but you won't like it."

"Do I really want to know Luna?" My sister doesn't say anything as she leads me to where a huge battle is going on. "Oh dear..." I say fearfully as I see Brandon in his full recon armor with a huge minigun covered completely in blood, gore, and organs, turning thousands of changelings into swish cheese. I feel bile rushing into my throat as I vomit. Luna sighes and backs away from me by a few yards. After I've finished emptying the contents of my stomach I use my magic to clean myself and the mess I made. I then walk over to Luna trying to repress the memory.

"Hurry Sister, I don't think--" She is interrupted as about fifty changelings come flying towards us, fangs bared. I charge up my horn and unleash my magic on them in bursts. Controlled bursts of course. Luna does the same but more effectively, as in she hits every shot while I miss about ten of mine.

"How are you so good at this?!"

"A thousand years on the moon gives one a lot of time to get better." Luna says matter-of-factly, making me feel guilty even though I had no choice.

"FUCK!" I hear Brandon scream as he is sent flying into one of the castle towers, breaking the foundation and causing the entirety of the tower to collapse over him. For a second though I thought he died from that, then I remember he is wearing ridiculously overpowered armor that can let you survive space for a short time and survive falls from miles up. Queen Chrysalis flies up to Brandon as soon as he gets out of the rubble and attempts to slice him with a dagger. He sidesteps and roundhouse kicks her in the barrel, sending her flying about 50 feet into the air before she escapes her dazed state with a fury.

"Shouldn't we do something?" Luna asks me worriedly, a bit abnormal for her but I shake my head.

"That is not something I want to join." I say shakily. I see Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Blissful Dream, Velvet Majesty, Shining Armor, Mi Amore Cadenza, and Applejack run over to my sister and I to see the commotion and unsurprisingly a few of them faint at the sight that awaits them.

Perspective: Brandon Stryker

After I roundhouse kick Chrysalis and wait patiently for her to try her next strike she does something unexpected. She teleports. Finally she is using her brain. If she even has one...

"Hey! Get back here you bitch!" I roar as I use telekinesis to send my minigun flying to my feet, rattling all the while. She appears behind me and tries to choke me but I crack her skull with the minigun, sending blood everywhere and dropping her to the ground clutching her muzzle with her holed hooves.

"This is blasphemy... This is madness..." She says fearfully.

"No. THIS IS SPARTA!" I roar as I levitate her up and spartan kick her into the stars.

"That was needlessly violent. A perfect reflection of the movie." Jeneva complements sarcastically.

"We're not done yet." I say bluntly as I see zombies coming towards me. I drop my minigun, making a huge thud as I unholster my M6G and put holes in their heads swiftly, efficiently, and accurately. I disengage my armor and void it to my rift and catch a tommy gun that falls from the sky in my hands. It is equiped with an infinite drum magazine. "ENGAGE BADASS MODE!" I roar, as if into a mic to deafen. A pinstripe suit wraps around me and some two tone shoes replace my own.

I hear a scream and more changelings come after me, causing a song to start playing that everyone can hear because of how loud it is.

"I'm a gangster now in 1934..." I start.

3 minutes later

After I've killed the rest of the changelings I throw my tommy gun into the void. After everypony has gained the confidence, they approach me wordlessly. Mostly with trepidation. I grab my M6G which was still holstered to me for an unknown reason and begin a memorial. Jeneva knows what I'm doing and goes to life sized and stands in front of me. Everyone except me eye her oddly for whatever reason. In the blink of an eye I'm in my UNSC service uniform with my medals and ribbons attached to it. I also have my MA5K assault rifle in hands. A song starts playing called "Light of Aidan Lament" in a respectfully low tone.

Finally Jeneva speaks. "Left face!" I turn on my heels to face the dead Changelings. "Present arms!" I raise my assault rifle. "Fire!" I fire about five shots and then lower my rifle.

"Did you just... give a memorial for the enemy?!" Shining Armor exclaims angrily.

"Yes. Indeed I did." I say stoically. He blinks and his facade cracks, leaving him in a state of shock. "Captain, situation report." I order.

"You can't order me to do anything!" He say rebelliously.

"What is your paygrade?" I ask smugly, cracking my stoicism.

"O-3 But I don't see how--"

"I outrank you. I am an 0-4."

"NO!" He denies loudly, the mares all backing up. Celestia tries to break up the fight but Luna pulls her back into the group and shakes her head.

"Yes. I went from Ensign to Lieutenant Junior Grade to Lieutenant to Lieutenant Commander."

"The funny thing is, he isn't lying." Jeneva confirms before disappearing into my head somewhere.

Shining Armor storms off and Cadence tries to comfort him but he trots away faster.

"It's funny how I'm the senior officer."

"No. I outrank you." Dream says angrily.

"Oh hey Dream I uh... Bye!" I try to turn and run but she grabs me in her aura and puts right in front of her a few feet in the air.

"*Sigh* What are we going to do with you?" She points at the fainted Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash.

"Let me go?" All of the mares in my herd immediately send death glares at me. "I didn't mean it in that way!!!" Their glares soften.

"Oh." Dream says as she drops me unceremoniously. I don't land on my feet though as I hit my head on the ground. I clutch my head which now sports a new bump on it.

Twilight bucks me in the chest, breaking a few ribs making me scream in pain, at which she rearranges them and regenerates the tissue. "You deserve far worse. Even if what you did was in self defense and to protect Equestria, you still took the lives of thousands and killed the leader of a civilization. Just wait until you see our new reputation..."

"Twilight! Yer lucky ya have yer magic or ah would have bucked ya harder than ya'll bucked him." Applejack says threateningly. I immediately shoot up and starting laughing my ass off.

"HAH! GAY!" Applejack turns beet red and faints after a few seconds. Even Dream joins in in laughing. Velvet finally comes back from looking at all the dead changelings in her shocked state.

"How can you be so happy when you've commited such an atrocity?" I turn around and look at the changelings and something clicks in my mind.

"Oh! I forgot about that!" Celestia and Luna immediately stop fighting and look at me like I've got some loose screws. "What? Selective memory."

2 Days after unidentified Changeling/Zombie invasion

Location: Council Room, Canterlot Castle, Canterlot, Equestria

"Are you sure that we took care of the entire army?" I ask Princess Celestia impatiently. The nobles including Blueblood stomp their hooves impatiently as well.

"After what you did? What do you think?"

"Good." I say before storming out the door.

"Where do you think you're going?!" Princess Twilight demands.

"Don't worry about it. I'm going to make Equestria a lot safer than before." Celestia cringes while the nobles follow me out the door and into my secret planning basement.

"Since you bothered to follow me, I need your help."

"What could you possibly need my help for that you cannot possibly just do yourself by force?"

"That's the point. This time I'm going to get serious." Most of the nobles laugh mockingly. Until they see a projection appearing, captioned 'A new age for Equestria'. It shows ponies walking around a futuristic version of Equestria with cars, more stores, hotels and various things you see in the real world today.

"I planned on something new. Something to make Equestria safer. If you help me, you'll each receive 1 million bits. Need proof? There will be a new banking system in Equestria. You can deposit or withdraw bits from machines called automated teller machines or ATMs for short. That is just some of the new things I plan to do. There will be a new industry called Striker Industries. So, are you in or are you out?"

Unlike what I was expected since they are nobles who are haughty they actually stomp their hooves and cheer. "Aye!"

"Alright, starting tomorrow I want everypony to state what they are best at and do their best to promote the new age. The age of technology!"

They cheer again and stomp out of my room.

A pegasus I recognize as Rainbow Dash flies through the door, crashing into my desk. The other element bearers are disgruntled. My guess is that they heard my plans.

"We won't let you carry out your evil plans! Isn't that right girls?"

"..." Silence follows.

I calmly pick up the betrayed Rainbow Dash who is glaring at me and throw her out the door before slamming it shut and looking it. I hear arguing on the other side of the door but tune it out until I hear banging on the door.

I actually open the door again and yell. "WHAT?!"

"I thought you were a cool guy until you showed your real colors! Now all--" I slam the door on her face, eliciting gasps. The door bursts open with six angry mares but I'm already gone.

Chapter 27: Goddamnit Steve!

Warning: This chapter is ridikulus.

Perspective: Princess Cadence

Location: Canterlot Castle Throne Room

"Still no sign of your son, we have lo-" The reporter is interrupted by a sudden yelling.

"HELP! HOSTILE EXPLOSIVE GREEN PENISES ARE CHASING ME!" I hear Brandon's voice scream.

"THEY ARE CALLED CREEPERS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" Another voice scolds.

"GODDAMNIT STEVE!" The huge throne room door is thrown to the side as if it were weightless, revealing three humans running away from the creepers you would come across in Minecraft. Every equinian head in the room immediately turns to the disturbance, only to be confused. There are five bipedal green creatures running at unnatural speeds towards Brandon and his 'friends' whilst completely ignoring us. I finally realize something amidst all of the chaos.

"What is that song?" I ask to nobody in particular.

"Darude - Sandstorm." Pinkie Pie replies instantly.

"Uh... Okay." I answer back, dismissing it as a 'Pinkie thing'.

An explosion is heard and a powdery substance is seen in the air. "NOOOOOOOOO! My cocaine mon! What the fuck! I was gonna smoke dat shit under da sun!" The third, dark skinned human cries in anger before turning around and spartan kicking a quickly approaching creeper off the face of the Earth.

"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Pinkie Pie beams as she jumps over to the drug dealer.

"Want some?" The dealer asks as he starts to hand some drugs to Pinkie.

"NO! DON'T GIVE HER DRUGS YOU CRAZY JAMAICAN!" Brandon screams as he immediately pulls out a flamethrower and burns the cocaine. Dream runs over to Brandon and bucks the flamethrower out of his hands, startling him. On instinct he picks up his would-be offender.

Perspective: Brandon

After Dream bucked the flamethrower I pick her up but feel a bulge on her stomach.

"Wha... Did you gain weight or something?" She smacks me with a hoof.

"So you didn't know I was--" She's interrupted as she moans in pain.

"Get her to the nursery!" Mom orders the guards. They snatch her from my hands and trot away.

"How fucking long was I gone?!"

"Hmm, let's see. August, September, October, November, 4 months." I spawn a desk (Garry's Mod style) and proceed to facedesk until I'm pulled away. I wipe away the blood from my face, which is actually a lot. Cadence I find, is the one who pulled me back. She has that look where you're in trouble, but it seems to have lessened.

"Come, I need to have a word with you." Oh shit. I decide to follow her to wherever she was going to lead me but instead she just teleports us. "You need to be a good father." She says bluntly. If you think this is sudden Brandon did have sex with her after all and it has been months. He just didn't know he impregnated her in the first place. He thought that because he was in his Human form it wouldn't impregnate her. That is not the case as he was born a pony.

"Ok, wait what? I think I may have misheard you. Must be the drugs. Can you say that again?" I ask wearily.

Cadence sighes and says, "Dear Celestia you are so dense sometimes. Are you in denial or something? I said Dream is going into labor and you better be a good father or else I'm going to turn you back into my little colt." My skin turns extremely pale and my eyes become cartoonish X's as I stand there in completely and utterly shameless shock.

She facehooves and teleports me to the waiting room where I almost fall asleep were it not for Steve and the Jamaican.

"Hey! It's da guy of da howa!" Arcus (The Jamaican.) snickers drunkenly. And then I do fall onto the floor and go into cardiac arrest.

The first thing I notice is an amalgamation of all the things I've ever done leading up to one thing. One thing that unnerves me in my current frame of mind. One thing that scares me for a yet unknown reason. A family... A family of three mares, me, and a filly. I see an Equestria celebrating over their newest birthed alicorn that wasn't because of a transformation. I don't know what to do. I scream.

"Brandon?" I barely hear Dream say, so I don't say anything. I start coughing out dollars. My vision eventually unfogs and I see a filly looking at me worriedly and the mane six with Dream and Velvet. My pupils shrink to pinpricks and I fall out of the bed unresponsive.

Perspective: Princess Blissful Dream

I finally did it! I finally got a foal! I named her Lucky star. If only Brandon were here to see...

=I'm left tired from my efforts as I lay on my bed. One of the unicorn doctors had used a spell to clean up the mess just moments before. "Are you okay? You must be tired from your efforts..." Twilight says worriedly.

"NET! Ya skazal vam, chto ya ne khochu..." Silence follows as an unconscious Brandon is hauled into the bed while he talks in russian to nobody in particular. "Predatel'! Predatel'! Da zdravstvuyet novaya imperiya!"

"What is he saying?" Twilight Sparkle asks. I use magic to translate his words to everyone.

"Traitor! Hail the New Empire!" It translates from him. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." A deeper voice says. The translation stops and Brandon screams before looking straight at Lucky Star. His pupils shrink to pinpricks as he passes back out. Lucky Star jumps out of bed and nuzzles beside Brandon. She must know he is her dad.

"Looks like we're going to be a family. A dysfunctional one but still a family." I say.

The next day...

"Daddy." A girlish voice says in my head.

"Wha...Huh?"

"BRANDON! WAKE UP!" Dream screams in my mind. I cringe and wearily open my eyes.

"What the f--" A hoof covers my mouth.

"This is our daughter, Lucky Star." Dream says happily. "Oh and please, no language around her." She removes her hoof from my mouth and looks at me expectantly.

"I don't know whether to run and cry in a corner or just be scared." She narrows her eyes at me. I just yawn and rub the sleep out of my eyes.

"No." Dream says simply.

"Where did you come up with her name?" I ask curiously now that I am awake fully.

"Call it mother's intuition if you will." I finally get a full look at my surroundings and see that I am laying in my bed with Dream and Lucky Star. "Now would you mind telling me what 'Hail the New Empire' means?" I flinch when she says that. Her eyes once again narrow.

"No, I don't want to." I refuse weakly.

"Fine, but I'm getting that out of you later."

"Fair enough." I shrug.

"I love you daddy!"

"She can talk already?!" I yelp as I'm pushed down by my daughter and cuddled.

"She's an alicorn. Celestia told me we can talk when born because of the wars we had over birth which made us have to be able to communicate effectively. Besides, she isn't actually talking. It's physic. She still won't be able to talk for months maybe. And only us can hear her. I've been teaching her some things.

"BUT SHE'S 1 day old!" I state tiredly.

"Doesn't mean she can't be prepared. I don't want anypony to hurt her so I'm teaching her."

"I... Nope." I close my eyes. Lucky giggles and pinches my nose with her hoof. Da Fuq?

"Oh, loosen up!" Dream says contently as she fits in between me and Lucky.

I reopen my eyes to glare at Dream. I swear, sometimes that mare is too happy.

*Flash* Huh? *Message Alert* A datapad is summoned into my hands by an unknown force. "What the--" My eyes widen as I immediately magically change my clothes to my UNSC service uniform and run out the door full speed.

"Brandon! Where do you think you are going??!!" Dream screams. She catches Lucky before she hits the floor with her magic.

I teleport to the throne room and look out the window. A UNSC Infinity Class Warship is floating in space for all to see.

I make sure my uniform is in perfect condition and everything is in place.

"Where do ya'll think yer going in such a rush Sugarcube?" Applejack asks suspiciously as she has a lasso in her mouth and is flanked by the mane six and the princesses. I unholster my M6G Magnum and fire a warning shot at the ground. They flinch as guards come over to try to contain me. I place up an invisible barrier which stops them.

"Do NOT interfere!"

"Does it have to do with the giant spaceship floating above us?" Princess Luna asks bluntly.

"This is Captain Jeremiah of the UNSC Onward To Death, we are sending in pelicans to a medieval structure, does anyone read?"

"This is Commander Brandon Stryker of the United Nations Space Command Office Of Naval Intelligence Section Three. I read."

"Didn't you hear about your promotion Captain?"

"Oh?"

"Lord Hood will be waiting for you aboard." The communications relay stopped.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure I end up here minutes after I left."

"And how do you propose to do that?" Princess Celestia questions curiously.

"This." I say as blue swirling portal opens up in front of me for five seconds and then closes.

"Ok..." Twilight says, resigned to what fate offers. "But you better come back."

A section of the throne room opens when I snap my fingers, making an LZ for the pelican as it lands.

Dust kicks up as the thrusters change angles to correctly contradict each other and cause it to float. Lord Hood was aboard and I immediately saluted. He does not take notice of any of the other ponies thanks to a spell I cast moments earlier. Not that the ponies knew this. No. They would never allow that. Not willingly at least.

"At ease, you are being transferred."

"Sir, what is the occasion?" I ask politely as I step aboard the pelican and the shuttle bay doors close. I feel gravity take affect, causing me to reflexively grab onto a bar.

"I have read your files, I think you know exactly what I'm talking about. To defend this planet and potentially inhabit the ones around it. I don't care what you were born as. Seeing as you are one of us more than 95% of your life. So get it done soldier."

"Yes Sir."

Of all the things I have received I never thought I would get the Medal of Honor. That's telling. Unfortunately I had to forfeit my Spartan Status though. It Sucks. Apparently they are letting me keep the armor because it is incompatible with their spartans. The helmet was changed to Mark Vi though. So that is new. The new color of my armor is completely silver complemented by streaks of green on the plates.

"In wartime crisis or in 2 years your military rank shall automatically elevate to the position of Rear Admiral (Lower Half)." Lord Hood states.

"This is moving too fast for me."

"You have shown the neccessary skills and experience. It is inevitable. We both know you aren't exactly 17 like you claim or act." He says informally. "Your battle record of 20 years and service record of 35 is telling. You had better not ruin the space time continuum."

"*Sigh* Yes Sir."

Once I'm in a cabin I try to sleep, only to be pulled outward and into a blue portal. A very angry Dream pulls me and I fall onto the bed in my room.

Chapter 1: Where (Edited)

Staying up late yet again for New Year's, I walk to the bathroom to check myself over. My blue eyes look back at me mischievously. What? This mirror is rigged... It looks back at me with a sinister smirk and I start to panic... Fuck, I think it might be alive. I run downstairs and get my father's sniper rifle out of the basement. Man it's so dark down here, I don't like this one bit. I hear creaks and cricks which are red flags for a paranoid person like me. I gotta find that rifle, and fast! I walk down the last of the steps to find a half empty garage with a bunch of medium sized crates. One of the crates is marked 'MRE', while the others are marked 'Ammo' 'Weapons' and 'Survival Gear'. I still don't get why my parents had to be so organized. It's kinda annoying because sometimes I can barely find anything if it isn't in the marked location. Anyways we are getting off topic here. I open the Weapons crate and find the rifle (It's a Barrett m82 .50 caliber rifle) has been cleaned recently and is unloaded. I walk a little to my left where the ammo crate is and open it to search for the .50 cal magazines. Ok there they are, right under the 308 rounds. I pick up the magazine and take it to where the gun is still lying and push it into the clip, making a satisfying clicking sound. Ok I should be safe now let's go see if the mirror is still freaky.

After I have done the tedious task of turning off the lights down stairs, closing the doors, and carrying a 30 pound sniper rifle (That's fucking heavy!) up the stairs and into the bathroom, I still see my reflection looking impatient this time.

"Well? You gonna do something or do I have to kill you?" That is one creepy fucking mirror... I set up the Barret so it is aiming straight in between the mirror doppelganger's eyes. I pull the trigger and wait for the mirror to shatter and this nightmare to end, but instead I feel myself being lifted off the ground.

"What is happening to me?!" I cry, struggling to get back onto safe ground, but it is all for nothing as I am thrown through the mirror and it feels like one of those cheesy dimension traveling scenes from a movie. Everything fades to black and I am knocked unconscious.

12 hours later

It must have all been a nightmare is the first thing I think as I get out of my bed. Wait a minute this isn't my bed! I trip onto a carpet and hit my head. Ow.. I rub the spot I hit with my hoof? Wait hoof? I detract my hoof and inspect it. Damn I already miss my hands. Footsteps or was it hoofsteps now, start getting louder and louder until I see a... is that a unicorn standing in front of me? No fair, she's a unicorn but I'm just some weird horse!? I don't know what to do right now... She is looking at me quizzically as I just stand there, well kinda and go into shock. No! I swear I haven't done drugs or anything like that! There is a real life unicorn that is pink with a white mane and some mark on her flank I assume.

"I didn't do the drugs I swear!" I cry before trying to run but I don't know how to walk quadruped... I really wish I had a mirror so I could see myself though. I feel something on top of my head have do something and then a mirror appears in front of me showing I'm an... ALICORN!!!

A grey alicorn colt with a black slicked back mane and a picture of the Legendary difficulty from halo on my flanks.

Well this is awkward and I think I just did magic. Note to self: You apparently just think of what you want and it happens. Okay so how am I going to do this. I get onto my hooves and stumble a bit until I get used to walking like this when I notice she is right in front of me.

"Uhh...Hi?" I squeak awkwardly. Why is she looking at me like that? Oh my god she's getting closer but I don't know what to do! She then nuzzles me??

"Hi! my name is Silky Tulip. What's yours?" Weird name but ok.

"Brandon." What? Is there something wrong with my name?! You are the one with the weird name here. She gives me a weird look I barely notice for a second until her cheerful expression returns.

"Ok, now why were you in my bed and where are your parents?" She scolds.

"I...I don't know... I haven't seen my Dad in a long time and I never saw my mother." I whimper. She scoops me up and gives me a hug. We stay like this for a moment until I talk again.

"I don't know how I even got here... It's like this is a whole different universe."

"Yeah I haven't seen any alicorn colts before, so that seems a little weird but might make sense. Do you know Princess Celestia or Princess Luna?" Those names don't sound familiar at all.

"No and I've always wanted a mother..."

"How old are you?"

"I'm 16 years old. Oh and I need to know where I am..."

"Ok, um you are in Canterlot which is part of Equestria."

"Never heard of it." She gasps and for a second I think she is going into shock, but then again alicorns might only be native to Equestria anyways. I can already sense that this place may have weird things as a normality. A knock comes at the door and Tulip snaps out of her trance.

"Be right back, I have to get my daughter. I'm coming Windflower!" She says as she leaves the room. I just stand there without a purpose as I hear the sounds of a conversation echoing throughout the hallways of her house. I guess it wouldn't hurt to leave the room. Then again when do I ever see harm in the fact that curiosity killed the cat. I pass through the first yellow hallway and see a golden unicorn filly with an elegant blue mane. I keep walking through the hallways and looking through the rooms though there are not many. Just not enough to get by it looks like.

"Mommy who is that?" Windflower points a hoof at me.

"Oh, his name is Brandon." She says.

"Wait...is he AN ALICORN!?! I thought only the princesses were alicorns!!!" She marvels at me making me feel special.

"Why are the only alicorns princesses? I'm so confused. I don't want to be a princess..."

"But aren't you a prince?" Tulip asks.

"Uh...no?" I laugh awkwardly.

*Thud Thud Thud* The door is knocked on heavily, so Tulip opens the door with her magic to reveal... two alicorns with flowing manes. Their jaws drop when they see me. Tulip and Wildflower bow which confuses me. I decide not to bow and instead just examine them.

"What? Was it something I did?" I am genuinely confused at their expressions right now. Their state returns after I say this but one of them, the bigger white one with the rainbow mane approaches me. I gotta do something and quick! Uh... shield? Nope didn't work. Shit she's getting closer.

"Stop, that's freaky." I say bluntly. She starts to lift me into a strange looking carriage, and my thoughts start racing. Why I am here? I thought i would go into the future NOT the past!

Bonus uncut scene (Was used before Miray Empira but was later cut out) This is noncanon.

Do not take this chapter seriously. I removed it for a reason.

Why? This was meant to be a joke, because if I just made the whole entire story random it wouldn't make sense even though I think you would probably enjoy that. Or not based on the dislikes. Anyways I'll try to show you more of these bonuses later on in the future. Do not expect everything to be perfect though.

Onto Bonus

"You are so immature!" Rarity exclaims. She didn't even bat an eyelash.

"Nope, this is immature." I Play another video. The dick drawing contest one. So many bad reactions spike from this (Haha the pun.) that it isn't even funny.

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"Are you gay?" Rainbow Dash asks .

"Nope, I just have a fucked up sense of humor and I'm proud." I say very, very proudly.

"See what I have to deal with?" Dream says to the other girls, this is met with a resounding mhmm.

"I'm not that bad! I just do illegal things, have a shitty sense of humor and...play extremely violent video games."

"That's pretty bad." Twilight deadpans.

"Nope, I ain't a rapist, murder, Adolf Hitler, Communist, Hippy, or Drug dealer."

"That is true." Dream says as she gets closer to me again.

"Ok, I'm going to take my leave no-" I just got interrupted again.

"No. You haven't even introduced yourself." Dream says.

"Neither did you." I retort.

"Fine. Name's Brandon, This is Blissful Dream." I say to the girls.

"My name is Fluttershy." A timid yellow mare with a pink mane squeaks, barely audible but you have good hearing.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle." The purple unicorn bookworm says.

My name is Pinkie Pie! How did you ignore me?" The pink mare asks.

"I never even noticed you Pinkie."

"Everypony notices me."

"Nope, watch this." My body loses life and the girls try desperately to gain my attention. I wait a minute and then my body regains life.

"Don't ever do that again." Dream says as she turns me back into my alicorn form.

"Activate Destruction Sequence 7 3 5... Bring in MUZZY." I say in a dark voice.

"Ignore him he's just messing around." Dream says trying to calm the girls. It works since she has a soothing voice anyhow.

"That is Rarity." Dream points out with her hoof to the alabaster unicorn mare with a fancy purple mane.

"And that is Applejack." Dream points out the last pony who has a stetson hat on.

"I'm going back to my other form screw this I want my hands back." I say before changing into my human form with my NJROTC Officer uniform with all my medals and ribbons and my rank.

"Whoa, are you in the military?" Rainbow Dash asks.

"C'mon Beth, your turn."

"Fine." Dream turns into her human form with her uniform including her medals, ribbons and rank as well.

"Oh crap I forgot the regulations."

"Did you seriously forget that when we're in uniform you have to salute me, and do what I say?" I try to run out the library but I can't.

"Damnit. Only one thing to do. NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!!"

"Don't worry I wasn't actually going to do that." She reassures. I know she is trolling but I change out of uniform and into a DJ suit.

"I'll be right back." I walk into the kitchen meanwhile everypony is staring at me with trepidation. I heard that when you are around Pinkie Pie she will try to throw a surprise party if she hasn't met you, so I have to beat her at her own game. I need to think of way to do that nyan rave. I imagine a party in a pill that brings all ponies here. There we go, should be ready. I walk back into the other room where the other ponies are waiting with annoyed looks.

"Lets get this PARTY STARTED!" Pinkie Pie gasps and I swallow the pill.

(Imagine that video times 12)

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Rainbows explode everywhere and all the ponies in Ponyville are teleported into Twilight's library tearing the organization asunder. A big banner falls from the ceiling that says "Welcome to Ponyville Brandon and Blissful Dream". Several songs go on throughout the party such as Stereotronique - Gravity, Katy Perry - Firework (Teminite Remix), and Skrillex Bangarang. This was one hell of a party and I can't really describe it because well...I was on drugs and things go by in a blur. Let's just go to the aftermath and you'll see how bad I drugged myself.

Perspective: Dream

I had to drag my little boy (I'm 2 years older than Brandon) back home after he did the most stupid thing! He outpartied Pinkie Pie and now her mane and tail are flat. I didn't want to take any chances for Pinkamena to do something insane. He's lucky care so much. Anyways onto better endings I bring him into his mansion he built, close the door and lock it before teleporting to the master bedroom. Whoa I just realized how much he reaks. I start poking him with my hoof to wake him up to no avail.

"Fine, I'll wash you." I swear I think I head him mumble "I love you." in his sleep and "together forever." Damn he's so cute sometimes. I pick him up with my magic and lead him to the tub.