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It's been a month since we had to watch Sunset Shimmer (More like they watched me and then reformed the herd but used Sunset Shimmer as an excuse to do so. Whatever I guess it really is family.) and I suddenly feel myself being stretched through a portal. Colors flash into my eyes as I'm transported to Equestria. But unlike the other times I feel an immense pain in my right leg.

As soon as the portal closes, the pain has tripled. "OH MY FUCKING GOD IT HURTS!!" I Scream in pain as I hit the throne room floor. I look to my leg to see my pant leg torn open and blood pooling out of a large cut. Celestia pauses her day court to rush over to me. She worriedly looks up at me full of concern and touches her horn to my cut. I scream again but much louder this time. Tears of pain start falling from my eyes, wetting her mane and adding to the blood on the floor. After that I pass out and the details are blurry.

...

I open my eyes, observing my surroundings. I quickly come to the conclusion that I am in the castle hospital as Velvet, Dream, and Twilight are sleeping next to me. Velvet is nuzzled up to my neck while Dream and Twilight are sharing my chest.

"You're lucky to have so many mares that care about you. You know that right?" A white unicorn mare with a pink mane says. Presumably the nurse. "My name is Nurse Redheart and if you are wondering why I'm here instead of Ponyville I transfered. Anyways you are going to want to rest for a few more hours. Princess Celestia stood by your side until you were fulled healed but I would not recommend strenous activity for a few more days."

"Thank you so much. For everything." I say graciously. Redheart blushes and stutters a little.

"I-It was not a problem your highness." I flash her my best disarming smile and she looks away bashfully before walking out.

Twilight starts to stir but Dream and Velvet are asleep until I kiss each of them on their heads. They both sigh dreamily as their eyes flutter open.

"So you really do care about me..."

"Of course we do. You just need to grow up a little and we can be a perfect family." She kisses me on the cheek and I blush timidly.

"It's true. You give me a reason to wake up every day. Yes, even when you are snarky and sarcastic because I know you would never hurt me." Velvet says lovingly and then nuzzles me. I return the gesture.

"I love you." Dream says to me.

"Uh... love you too. So..." I start.

"So..." Twilight starts as well.

"So... How are we going to do this?..." I ask vaguely. Twilight seems to understand though.

"The herd never changed except for a new addition. It still hurts me for you to think you could just shake it off and leave us just like that. I'm never going to let you go."

"Neither will I." Velvet vows.

"Nor shall I." Dream vows as well.

"Well at least it isn't a contract and you won't try to... Every five seconds." Twilight leers at me lasciviously. "Welp, I'm fucked." She then breaks into giggles as does the other two which confuses me.

"Oh, hush you. I was only teasing." Twilight says in between giggles. "Unless you really want to." She says excitedly and then kisses my cheek seductively.

"Iwadijema." I say dumbly.

"That can wait until later, we need to get you... wait are we all going to live together now?" Dream asks confused.

"I don't see a problem with that." Velvet remarks.

"Iwo Jima."

"No silly, we don't want to get bombed." Dream jokes.

"Did you just... Wow that's just offensive. But that's probably why I like it." I say randomly.

"Oh okay, the cat doesn't have your tongue anymore." Twilight says matter-of-factly.

"Oh shut up." I jest. The door opens revealing Princess Luna in all her nighttime glory.

"I just wished to give my best wishes to the saving of your herd." She says batting her eyelashes suggestively before walking out.

"Okay. No. Seriously. What the fuck just happened? No. Really. I want to know. Why are females magnetized to me?"

"Lots of reasons. One, you aren't a Prince Blueblood. Two, you are actually pretty cute. Three, you are one of a kind especially the way you act. It makes every day an adventure. Four, you would do anything to protect anypony in your herd. There are many more reasons but these are some of the main ones." Ok, I'm pretty sure I'm blushing fifty shades of red. "Oh and that especially. You blush so hard it looks painful. That is hilarious." Velvet says, stifling giggles at the risk of making me go crazy from information overload.

"It's also because you are really smart but you don't use your intelligence to put other ponies down." Twilight complements.

"Oh and you look so cute as a colt." Dream says dreamily. Ok, forget the fifty shades of red. I think I just turned pale from all of the blushing. How does that work? I have no clue.

"We could always live in that mansion I made. You know the one you had your reunion with me at Dream? By the way, I've been wondering this for a while now. How did you find me?"

"After NJRTOC I came back here. Yes, I always remembered that this place was my roots. I also always knew that you were my brother but that doesn't stop me. We are the family who has the Princess of Love after all. So when Mom found out you came to Equestria once and for all she started watching you with scrying spells and letting me watch as well so that we could finally meet. I chose to meet you at the huge mansion because it was safest. You realize you were destined to come back to Equestria right?"

"Well, why are my mane and coat pretty much gray and black. I think I'm going to permanently die my mane a different color. This  looks like a gay wannabe greaser."

"Whoa. I wouldn't say you look bad at all." Twilight says, confused about something.

"Well, here goes nothing." I turn into my alicorn colt form and then light up my horn before thinking of Vinyl Scratch's mane but three colors instead of two and the colors as red white and blue cuz Merica. "Merica! Fuck yeah!" I cheer.

The sound of three hooves meeting faces is lost on me as I keep my happy expresion.

Fin.