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It's been two days since the adoption. News spreads through Equestria pretty quickly if I do say so myself. Maybe a little bit too quick. Eh whatever, back onto point. I asked my new parents if I could leave the castle for a while to look for an area to start to do stuff since I'm independent. Luna was okay with it but oh old Celly was hesitant. We reached a compromise where I would call them (I first had to introduce them to cellular technology.) every once in a while.

Location: Unknown

I had to run out of Equestria so I decided the best way to do it was by air. Let's just say I've gotten really good at using my imagination to get to places. No I didn't teleport, I decided it would be better if I could see how to fly a car.

Now... I may have flown a dozen miles from Canterlot and crashed into the middle of nowhere but it's okay, because... Well actually I don't know why it's okay but I guess i'll just setup base here. But what should I go with? Hmm... I start raising the ground and placing trees using my magic which is tiring me out a bit, so I take a little break.

After I've taken a little break (Maybe five minutes?), I am ready to go. I start by creating the foundation for the mansion and then the walls. This process repeats for a while and then I decorate before covering and repeating.

3 Hours of this makes me have something close to this as my result.

Now what? *knock* I start to walk towards the door but it opens. Why do people er ponies always find me.. whoa.

(This is what the pony looks like.)

"Brandon." She says. Why does that voice sound familiar? Oh god do I know this pony?

"Uh?..." I don't even know.

"Did you forget me?"

"Who are you?" No, seriously, I have no idea who that is.

"Here I am called Blissful Dream, but I used to be known as Elizabeth."

"W-w-wait?! From NJROTC (Navy Junior Reserve Officers Training Corps)?"

"Cadet Lieutenant Commander Beth." I...what... too much to handle. I faint. The last thing I hear and see is Bliss rushing towards me and catching me as I fall. I missed her so much. Since you don't know who Bliss/Beth is, she was my girlfriend a few years back at school. When I transferred schools I never saw her again and I was heartbroken. I don't think I can process this.

I open my eyes to find myself in the master bedroom with her holding me.

"How long..."

"3 years." Noooo. I think I'm crying right now. I try to hide my tears by covering my face with the pillow but I don't have hands.

"Aww. You're crying for me." Yes...

"Maybe..."  I wanna turn human and hug the hell out of here... Oh wow are you serious? I'm a human why is this so easy. I grab her and hug her tight.

"Haha you never could let me go." Bliss teases, snuggling the crap out of me. Her fur feels so good against my skin oh man.

"Your fur feels so good..." I mumble. She winks at me.

"You realize what this means right?" Dream asks me.

"What?"

"We are alicorns, and I have watched My Little Pony and we are in the My Little Pony universe right now. Since we are alicorns we are immortal."

"Um...Okay...WHAT?!" I fall out of the bed again. "Immortal?! Like...as in life forever?"

"The same, so we'll be together forever."

"You promise?" I don't think anyone else would be fit for me anyways.

"Oh yeah there is something you need to know." I say

"What?"

"You know Celestia and Luna?"

"What about them." Well...

"They adopted me." Uh why is she smiling like that?

"You realize we are going to be a King and Queen right?"

"..." Nooo... I don't want to be assassinated! I don't want to start World War III I don't want to become Hitler the second! I-

"Are you okay?"

"No..."

"What were you thinking about?"

"What if we are assassinated or start World War 3 or--" I am interrupted by my love.

"Wow sometimes you remind me of Twilight." Dream says.

"Who?" Must have been that mare Celestia talks about a lot.

"Want me to show you?"

"Okay I guess." I switch back into my alicorn form and take Dream's hoof. Her horn lights and we appear in front of a...library are you serious?

"What are we doing at a library?" I question Dream. She smirks and pulls me into the library where the rest of the mane six is as I learn they are called.

"Kappa." I say before turning around to leave, but Dream pulls me back. Great, now I'm the spotlight.

"Fine." I activate a magical visualizer around me before jumping into the air and playing a song.

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"What are you doing, and why are you both alicorns?!" Twilight as I learn she is called asks.

"Kill the silence!" I say in a voice that echoes.

Dream turns off the song and visualizer.

"Hey! I was trying to ignore my problems!" Dreams sighs and pulls me over.

"You always do." Dream says.

"Yolo?" I guess.

"What does that even mean?" Twilight Sparkle asks as she walks in between us.

"It means you only live once, but I'd love to be able to die more than once." Everyone looks at me like I am crazy.

"What? Don't you have video games around here? One sec." I turn into my human form shocking everyone before I imagine all my video games and HDTV.

"Damnit I think I'm too tired to use magic. Well I did just build a seven story mansion that is huge as fuck." I say out loud.

"How did you even... There isn't a spell for that!" Twilight Sparkle says.

"I just think of what I want and it appears?" I say. As easy as that is, it feels a little bit too easy.

"That's not how magic works! You need to make a spell for it." I scratch the back of my neck uneasily. Don't want her to burst. She seems like the type.

"What is this? The 80s? You need a cassette! No, just illegally download it." The sound of seven hoofs meet faces echo across the room. I project a video in front of everypony and they look at it curiously.

"Is that what I think it is? No you can't be serious." Dream facehoofs but since noone else has seen this before they just watch with interest. After the video ends I'm dying of laughter on the floor while everyone looks at me like i have a shitty sense of humor.

"Worth it."