This story has been canceled.

Do not take this chapter seriously. I removed it for a reason.

Why? This was meant to be a joke, because if I just made the whole entire story random it wouldn't make sense even though I think you would probably enjoy that. Or not based on the dislikes. Anyways I'll try to show you more of these bonuses later on in the future. Do not expect everything to be perfect though.

Onto Bonus

"You are so immature!" Rarity exclaims. She didn't even bat an eyelash.

"Nope, this is immature." I Play another video. The dick drawing contest one. So many bad reactions spike from this (Haha the pun.) that it isn't even funny.

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"Are you gay?" Rainbow Dash asks .

"Nope, I just have a fucked up sense of humor and I'm proud." I say very, very proudly.

"See what I have to deal with?" Dream says to the other girls, this is met with a resounding mhmm.

"I'm not that bad! I just do illegal things, have a shitty sense of humor and...play extremely violent video games."

"That's pretty bad." Twilight deadpans.

"Nope, I ain't a rapist, murder, Adolf Hitler, Communist, Hippy, or Drug dealer."

"That is true." Dream says as she gets closer to me again.

"Ok, I'm going to take my leave no-" I just got interrupted again.

"No. You haven't even introduced yourself." Dream says.

"Neither did you." I retort.

"Fine. Name's Brandon, This is Blissful Dream." I say to the girls.

"My name is Fluttershy." A timid yellow mare with a pink mane squeaks, barely audible but you have good hearing.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle." The purple unicorn bookworm says.

My name is Pinkie Pie! How did you ignore me?" The pink mare asks.

"I never even noticed you Pinkie."

"Everypony notices me."

"Nope, watch this." My body loses life and the girls try desperately to gain my attention. I wait a minute and then my body regains life.

"Don't ever do that again." Dream says as she turns me back into my alicorn form.

"Activate Destruction Sequence 7 3 5... Bring in MUZZY." I say in a dark voice.

"Ignore him he's just messing around." Dream says trying to calm the girls. It works since she has a soothing voice anyhow.

"That is Rarity." Dream points out with her hoof to the alabaster unicorn mare with a fancy purple mane.

"And that is Applejack." Dream points out the last pony who has a stetson hat on.

"I'm going back to my other form screw this I want my hands back." I say before changing into my human form with my NJROTC Officer uniform with all my medals and ribbons and my rank.

"Whoa, are you in the military?" Rainbow Dash asks.

"C'mon Beth, your turn."

"Fine." Dream turns into her human form with her uniform including her medals, ribbons and rank as well.

"Oh crap I forgot the regulations."

"Did you seriously forget that when we're in uniform you have to salute me, and do what I say?" I try to run out the library but I can't.

"Damnit. Only one thing to do. NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!!"

"Don't worry I wasn't actually going to do that." She reassures. I know she is trolling but I change out of uniform and into a DJ suit.

"I'll be right back." I walk into the kitchen meanwhile everypony is staring at me with trepidation. I heard that when you are around Pinkie Pie she will try to throw a surprise party if she hasn't met you, so I have to beat her at her own game. I need to think of way to do that nyan rave. I imagine a party in a pill that brings all ponies here. There we go, should be ready. I walk back into the other room where the other ponies are waiting with annoyed looks.

"Lets get this PARTY STARTED!" Pinkie Pie gasps and I swallow the pill.

(Imagine that video times 12)

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Rainbows explode everywhere and all the ponies in Ponyville are teleported into Twilight's library tearing the organization asunder. A big banner falls from the ceiling that says "Welcome to Ponyville Brandon and Blissful Dream".  Several songs go on throughout the party such as Stereotronique - Gravity, Katy Perry - Firework (Teminite Remix), and Skrillex Bangarang. This was one hell of a party and I can't really describe it because well...I was on drugs and things go by in a blur. Let's just go to the aftermath and you'll see how bad I drugged myself.

Perspective: Dream

I had to drag my little boy (I'm 2 years older than Brandon) back home after he did the most stupid thing! He outpartied Pinkie Pie and now her mane and tail are flat. I didn't want to take any chances for Pinkamena to do something insane. He's lucky care so much. Anyways onto better endings I bring him into his mansion he built, close the door and lock it before teleporting to the master bedroom. Whoa I just realized how much he reaks. I start poking him with my hoof to wake him up to no avail.

"Fine, I'll wash you." I swear I think I head him mumble "I love you." in his sleep and "together forever." Damn he's so cute sometimes. I pick him up with my magic and lead him to the tub.