F@#$ my life

by midnight blaze00

Just to screw with you more...

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"Hey Fluttershy, do you think that there's a faster way to get us healed fully? I don't think Rainbow here wants to stay here anymore than I do." Izaiah asked the butter colored Pegasus laying next to him and Rainbow Dash. "PLEASE?"

"Yeah. Can't we go? Izaiah's really boring."
"HEY!"

"Well its true!"
"Fuck you!"

"You probably want to!"

Fluttershy shifted uncomfortably as she thought of ways to help them. She wanted to help them, she really did, but...they were told to stay in the hospital... "AAAAARRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Why did I have to keep them company? I can't deal with these sort of things!" thought Fluttershy. Unless...

"Lets go ask Twilight!" Fluttershy said with a desperate pitch in her voice. Her eyes darted to and from Rainbow Dash and Izaiah. Rainbow Dash just rolled her eyes with an annoyed "fine" as she tried to use her wings, and couldn't because of her injuries. Izaiah however, looked confused.

"Who's Twilight again? The purple one?"

"Yup."

"Should I be scared?"

"Depends..."

"What do you mean Rainbow Dash?" Izaiah's eyes narrowed.

"Well..."

At that time, Fluttershy had enough. If she didn't stop them there, then this would be a very long conversation with lots of embarrassing points in it. So she yelled: "JUST BUCKING GO ALREADY! It's not too far of a walk and I need to go." And with that, Fluttershy turned and left the room, only to return a minute later, say sorry and drag the duo over to Twilight's library. During the walk there, Izaiah complained that his chest hurt, and Rainbow complained that her wings didn't work, or that she hated walking, or some other stupid complaint to annoy Fluttershy. Every once in a while, she would say hi to anypony that she saw to keep sane, but it wasn't enough to deal with the annoying complaints coming from behind her. Reaching Twilight's library, Fluttershy was on her last straw as she tried to ignore Rainbow Dash and Izaiah's complaints. Fluttershy turned and shoved Izaiah in front of the library's door and told him to enter. As he slowly opened the door he said:

"Shouldn't we knoc-" He was cut off as a plume of purple magic flew towards him and hit him square in the chest. As pain coursed through his body, and he was knocked onto his ass, he could hear multiple screams echo throughout the library, and Twilight's worried face hovering over him before he, once again, was knocked unconscious.

FUCK

(Why should I even bother with time? Fine.... About 4 hours and 43 minutes later...)

Izaiah awoke to someone, (or somepony take your pick) breathing on his face. Cracking his eyes open to take a peek, Izaiah was greeted by a set of giant, scared, magenta eyes. Fully opening his eyes, he realized that he was staring into Rainbow Dash's eyes. Apon seeing Izaiah's eyes, she leapt back and yelled: "TWI! THE LAST ONE'S AWAKE!" Izaiah blinked in confusion. 'Last one? What the hell?' as he finished that thought, a purple unicorn appeared in front of him.

"Uhhh hi?" Izaiah said. The unicorn just rolled her eyes as she levitated him into another room filled with more colorful ponies. They were all chatting quietly before Twilight brought him in. As she set Izaiah on the ground, he looked at the ponies surrounding him. There was a pure white unicorn with a purple mane standing next to Fluttershy, who was not looking real well at the moment, and a orange pony that didn't have wings or a horn apon her head, but with a stronger build than the other ponies.

"So are you going to tell us your name dear, or are you just going to stare?" The white unicorn asked.

"Um sure...my name is Izaiah Midflame...ma'am."

"Well it's about time." a voice next to him grunted. A voice that he would know anywhere. But there's no way...that...he's...out. Turning towards the voice, Izaiah asked, surprised;

"F-falcon?!"

"Yup and I'm out too! Isn't this AWSOME?!" another familiar hyper genic voice next to him exclaimed.

"Sgt. Gold?" Izaiah looked to his other side and confirmed it. "Of fucking course." Turning to a certain purple unicorn he asked; "Twilight? Can you bring me a mirror? A large one?" Twilight nodded and summoned a mirror the size of a bedroom wall. Falcon, Izaiah, and Sgt. Gold looked a the mirror and reacted in different ways as THESE looked back at them:

Look here

After looking at himself, Izaiah decided to find out why he was a Pegasus and how long it would last. However, Falcon "beat him to the punch". "So...Twilight, care to explain why this all happened?" Falcon asked.

"Well uh...um... I sorta kinda really don't know" Twilight backed away sheepishly. "Aaaand it's...um...ever-lasting..." Falcon, Izaiah, and Sgt. Gold looked at her, with eyes of sorrow. Sgt. Gold perked up immediately, and Izaiah was next. Turning to Rainbow Dash, Izaiah spoke his mind.

"Hey Dash? I was wondering..." Izaiah started to ask.

"What?" Rainbow Dash responded curiously.

"Could you umm...teach me...how to fly?" Rainbow Dash put a hoof to her chin and then replied: "Sure. I mean you did outrun me for a bit when you were human and all...heck I could even give you private lessons and-" Rainbow dash's jaw dropped as this happened:

(Tell you people what, go to google or bing images and type in: wingboner. for those that know what they are, now imagine the look on Rainbow Dash's face when she saw this)

The room was silent. All of the mares in the room had their jaws hit the ground as they noticed what Izaiah just did. A deep crimson blush covered Izaiah's dark blue fur, as he figured out what his wings were doing. "Ynowwhatihaveatonofthingstodotodayandwow!lookatthetime!gottago!seeya!bye!" And with that, Izaiah bolted out the door and ran towards that farm on the outskirts of the town. 'Hope Rainbow doesn't catchup this time!' He thought to himself as he ran...and fell on his face. Izaiah picked himself up again, and started to run again, only to trip again. And again. And again. Trial and error people, trial and error.

(back at the library,)

"So anyone care to explain what that was all about?" Falcon asked. He looked over to the cyan Pegasus Izaiah had been talking to, only to see that she was coated in a full body blush too. He took a step towards her, and was about to ask her something before he was cut off by the white unicorn.

"What Izaiah just had was a...wingboner. You look like a smart stallion, so figure it out." Falcon and Sgt. Gold looked towards each other and, burst out laughing. The mares in the room just shook their heads and muttered "stallions" disapprovingly. All but a certain cyan Pegasus who decided to sneak out while all of the commotion distracted her friends. After a few minutes of non-stop laughing, Falcon chuckled as he wiped his eyes with his hoof.

"So heh heh Twilight, can we get fixed?"

The purple unicorn shrugged. Then her eyes lit up. "Wait... MAYBE THE PRINCESS CAN HELP US!?" Twilight exclaimed as she called for someone named Spike.
A baby purple drake with green spikes walked in slowly. He waved towards everypony saying "hi" then turned to twilight.

"Yeah Twi? I was trying to sleep!" Twilight ignored his complaint, and told him:

"Spike, I need you to send a message to the princess." The drake groaned. As Twilight trotted over to her desk and started writing the letter, Spike walked over to Falcon and Sgt. Gold and asked:

"So...who are you?"

Sgt. Gold responded first.

"HI!MYNAME'SSGT.GOLDWHAT'SYOURNAME?OHWAITIGOTIT!SPIKERIGHT?THATSSUCHACOOLNAME!COULDWEBEFRIENDS?PLEASE?OHYEAHHISNAMEISFALCON.KINDOFABORINGNAME,BUTHEISPRETTYCOOLAND-"

"GOLD."

"Yeah?"

"Give the poor dragon a chance to speak."

"Yes sir!"

Spike rubbed his eyes I astonishment. He turned towards the other mares in the room and said, "I think we just found another Pinkie Pie." Sgt. Gold looked at Spike curiously.

"Who's Pi-"

"Don't say it!" All the mares cried out in unison. Twilight walked up to spike, handed him a scroll, then spoke to Falcon and Sgt. Gold.
"Just don't say her name right now ok? I don't want to deal with two hyper ponies today." Spike burped green flames and out came a scroll.

"What does it say Spike?" Twilight asked.

"All it says is come to the castle with Izaiah, Sgt. Gold, and Falcon immediately."

"All right then, lets go get Izaiah...Wait. Where's Rainbow Dash?" At that point, the absence of the rainbow-maned mare was noticed.

"Where is he! Geez. I didn't think finding him would be this hard! Grrrr." Rainbow Dah muttered to herself as she looked furiously for the dark blue Pegasus.

"Hey Dashie! Where ya going?" A pink earth pony asked, appearing next to Rainbow Dash. Unfazed by her sudden appearance, Rainbow Dash continued her search.

"Oh hey Pinkie, I'm just looking for somepony." Rainbow Dash replied.

"Do you mean the cute dark blue Pegasus that ran towards Aj's barn?"

"H-how did you know?"

"Just a hunch." At that, Rainbow dash just stopped. If Pinkie had a hunch, you better trust it. With that, they made their way over to Sweet Apple Acers. They were surprised at what they saw next. Big Mac, apple jack's big brother, was fighting Izaiah! Once they got closer though, the two mares realized that it was just a sparring match. While the large red earth pony had the advantage of strength and resistance, Izaiah had skill, speed, and experience. Dodging a punch thrown by big mac, Izaiah brought him down by grabbing his hoof and using momentum to slam the earth pony onto the ground. Then Izaiah held him there by holding Big Mac's arm behind his back. Big Mac grunted and Izaiah got off of him.

"So 'huff' how was 'huff' that?" Izaiah asked, catching his breath.

"Good, but you need to get a tighter grip next time, I could have broken out of that easily. But you handled the dodging part well." Big Mac said sagely.

"Ok. sorry but the transfer from hands to hooves was kind of hard. I think I'll just have to practice more."

"EEYUP"

Rainbow Dash cleared her throat. The two stallions looked her way. A slight blush appeared on Izaiah's face, but it was hidden by his dark blue coat.

"Time to go Izaiah! The princess wants us!" A happy Sgt. Gold yelled as he bounded towards them. Saying his goodbyes to Big Mac, Izaiah and the group made their way to the train station where the others were waiting. During the walk, Pinkie Pie and Sgt. Gold rambled on about anything that came to mind, while Izaiah and Rainbow Dash walked in silence, neither of them knowing what to say. Since Izaiah had nothing better to do, he took in the scenery around him. This world was Much more colorful than earth's and everything here seemed...more friendly. Even in the dark it was a nice sight. It had become late afternoon before they reached the train station. Izaiah looked to his left and found Rainbow Dash looking back at him. When she noticed that he was looking at her, she looked forward trying to act like nothing was happening. Izaiah chuckled at the sight.

"About time you guys showed up!" Falcon said. " Spike and I had to listen to girly chatter for the last hour!" Rainbow Dash bristled and retorted:

"What's so wrong about that hmm?"

"Oh didn't see you there, sorry." Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes as everybody loaded up onto the train. The males in one car (that includes spike) and the mares in the other. The train started up and headed towards Canterlot.

(in the car with guys)

"So have you figured out how to use magic yet, Falcon?" Spike asked. Falcon shook his head in disappointment.

"No... but at least I learned how to walk!" Turning to Izaiah he asks: "Did you learn how to use your wings yet?"

Izaiah also shook his head. "I can tuck them in now, but I sure as hell can't control them." With nothing left to talk about, they all left each other to think. Of course, that was before Pinkie Pie came in and challenged them to game of spin the bottle. Izaiah and Sgt. Gold loved the game, while Falcon always had second thoughts about playing. Needless to say, they got him to join in. Using a water bottle that Sgt. Gold pulled out of nowhere, Twilight was first. She spun it and it landed on Rarity.

"Truth or dare." Twilight asked

"Why truth of course." Twilight thought about it for a minute then asked,

"Do you..." Twilight whispered into rarity's ear. The white unicorn's blush was easy to spot, and she was burning In embarrassment. Finally she said;

"Yes."

"Damn" Twilight sighed as she floated a few gold coins over to Rainbow Dash, who just grinned and said 'I told you so'.

A few turns later, the bottle finally landed on one of the stallions. That stallion was...Sgt. Gold.

"truth or dare" Apple Jack asked him. A smirk appeared on the sergeant's face.

"Dare." AJ just smiled.

"Ah dare you to..."


Author's Note

Ooooh...cliffhanger!:derpytongue2:
Leave a comment on what you think :ajbemused: will give Sgt. Gold as a dare!
Also give me some feedback on how this chapter went and how I can improve it. I'm always open to suggestions!

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