F@#$ my life

by midnight blaze00

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Sex, Human, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Other, Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character, Comedy
Length: 31289

One seriously unlucky human (with a few problems) is brought into a unknown land.

Meet Izaiah Midflame. One of the most misfortunate people in the universe...and then some. He had adjusted to his unlucky curse over his childhood and eventually started to welcome his luck. Just when he had thought he had a hold on his curse...his grandpa died and left his house to Izaiah. To learn more, just read the story.
If that's ok with you? :twilightsmile:

Published 2015-01-13 04:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-28 00:27:40 UTC

Just to screw with you more...

"Hey Fluttershy, do you think that there's a faster way to get us healed fully? I don't think Rainbow here wants to stay here anymore than I do." Izaiah asked the butter colored Pegasus laying next to him and Rainbow Dash. "PLEASE?"

"Yeah. Can't we go? Izaiah's really boring."
"HEY!"

"Well its true!"
"Fuck you!"

"You probably want to!"

Fluttershy shifted uncomfortably as she thought of ways to help them. She wanted to help them, she really did, but...they were told to stay in the hospital... "AAAAARRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Why did I have to keep them company? I can't deal with these sort of things!" thought Fluttershy. Unless...

"Lets go ask Twilight!" Fluttershy said with a desperate pitch in her voice. Her eyes darted to and from Rainbow Dash and Izaiah. Rainbow Dash just rolled her eyes with an annoyed "fine" as she tried to use her wings, and couldn't because of her injuries. Izaiah however, looked confused.

"Who's Twilight again? The purple one?"

"Yup."

"Should I be scared?"

"Depends..."

"What do you mean Rainbow Dash?" Izaiah's eyes narrowed.

"Well..."

At that time, Fluttershy had enough. If she didn't stop them there, then this would be a very long conversation with lots of embarrassing points in it. So she yelled: "JUST BUCKING GO ALREADY! It's not too far of a walk and I need to go." And with that, Fluttershy turned and left the room, only to return a minute later, say sorry and drag the duo over to Twilight's library. During the walk there, Izaiah complained that his chest hurt, and Rainbow complained that her wings didn't work, or that she hated walking, or some other stupid complaint to annoy Fluttershy. Every once in a while, she would say hi to anypony that she saw to keep sane, but it wasn't enough to deal with the annoying complaints coming from behind her. Reaching Twilight's library, Fluttershy was on her last straw as she tried to ignore Rainbow Dash and Izaiah's complaints. Fluttershy turned and shoved Izaiah in front of the library's door and told him to enter. As he slowly opened the door he said:

"Shouldn't we knoc-" He was cut off as a plume of purple magic flew towards him and hit him square in the chest. As pain coursed through his body, and he was knocked onto his ass, he could hear multiple screams echo throughout the library, and Twilight's worried face hovering over him before he, once again, was knocked unconscious.

FUCK

(Why should I even bother with time? Fine.... About 4 hours and 43 minutes later...)

Izaiah awoke to someone, (or somepony take your pick) breathing on his face. Cracking his eyes open to take a peek, Izaiah was greeted by a set of giant, scared, magenta eyes. Fully opening his eyes, he realized that he was staring into Rainbow Dash's eyes. Apon seeing Izaiah's eyes, she leapt back and yelled: "TWI! THE LAST ONE'S AWAKE!" Izaiah blinked in confusion. 'Last one? What the hell?' as he finished that thought, a purple unicorn appeared in front of him.

"Uhhh hi?" Izaiah said. The unicorn just rolled her eyes as she levitated him into another room filled with more colorful ponies. They were all chatting quietly before Twilight brought him in. As she set Izaiah on the ground, he looked at the ponies surrounding him. There was a pure white unicorn with a purple mane standing next to Fluttershy, who was not looking real well at the moment, and a orange pony that didn't have wings or a horn apon her head, but with a stronger build than the other ponies.

"So are you going to tell us your name dear, or are you just going to stare?" The white unicorn asked.

"Um sure...my name is Izaiah Midflame...ma'am."

"Well it's about time." a voice next to him grunted. A voice that he would know anywhere. But there's no way...that...he's...out. Turning towards the voice, Izaiah asked, surprised;

"F-falcon?!"

"Yup and I'm out too! Isn't this AWSOME?!" another familiar hyper genic voice next to him exclaimed.

"Sgt. Gold?" Izaiah looked to his other side and confirmed it. "Of fucking course." Turning to a certain purple unicorn he asked; "Twilight? Can you bring me a mirror? A large one?" Twilight nodded and summoned a mirror the size of a bedroom wall. Falcon, Izaiah, and Sgt. Gold looked a the mirror and reacted in different ways as THESE looked back at them:

Look here

After looking at himself, Izaiah decided to find out why he was a Pegasus and how long it would last. However, Falcon "beat him to the punch". "So...Twilight, care to explain why this all happened?" Falcon asked.

"Well uh...um... I sorta kinda really don't know" Twilight backed away sheepishly. "Aaaand it's...um...ever-lasting..." Falcon, Izaiah, and Sgt. Gold looked at her, with eyes of sorrow. Sgt. Gold perked up immediately, and Izaiah was next. Turning to Rainbow Dash, Izaiah spoke his mind.

"Hey Dash? I was wondering..." Izaiah started to ask.

"What?" Rainbow Dash responded curiously.

"Could you umm...teach me...how to fly?" Rainbow Dash put a hoof to her chin and then replied: "Sure. I mean you did outrun me for a bit when you were human and all...heck I could even give you private lessons and-" Rainbow dash's jaw dropped as this happened:

(Tell you people what, go to google or bing images and type in: wingboner. for those that know what they are, now imagine the look on Rainbow Dash's face when she saw this)

The room was silent. All of the mares in the room had their jaws hit the ground as they noticed what Izaiah just did. A deep crimson blush covered Izaiah's dark blue fur, as he figured out what his wings were doing. "Ynowwhatihaveatonofthingstodotodayandwow!lookatthetime!gottago!seeya!bye!" And with that, Izaiah bolted out the door and ran towards that farm on the outskirts of the town. 'Hope Rainbow doesn't catchup this time!' He thought to himself as he ran...and fell on his face. Izaiah picked himself up again, and started to run again, only to trip again. And again. And again. Trial and error people, trial and error.

(back at the library,)

"So anyone care to explain what that was all about?" Falcon asked. He looked over to the cyan Pegasus Izaiah had been talking to, only to see that she was coated in a full body blush too. He took a step towards her, and was about to ask her something before he was cut off by the white unicorn.

"What Izaiah just had was a...wingboner. You look like a smart stallion, so figure it out." Falcon and Sgt. Gold looked towards each other and, burst out laughing. The mares in the room just shook their heads and muttered "stallions" disapprovingly. All but a certain cyan Pegasus who decided to sneak out while all of the commotion distracted her friends. After a few minutes of non-stop laughing, Falcon chuckled as he wiped his eyes with his hoof.

"So heh heh Twilight, can we get fixed?"

The purple unicorn shrugged. Then her eyes lit up. "Wait... MAYBE THE PRINCESS CAN HELP US!?" Twilight exclaimed as she called for someone named Spike.
A baby purple drake with green spikes walked in slowly. He waved towards everypony saying "hi" then turned to twilight.

"Yeah Twi? I was trying to sleep!" Twilight ignored his complaint, and told him:

"Spike, I need you to send a message to the princess." The drake groaned. As Twilight trotted over to her desk and started writing the letter, Spike walked over to Falcon and Sgt. Gold and asked:

"So...who are you?"

Sgt. Gold responded first.

"HI!MYNAME'SSGT.GOLDWHAT'SYOURNAME?OHWAITIGOTIT!SPIKERIGHT?THATSSUCHACOOLNAME!COULDWEBEFRIENDS?PLEASE?OHYEAHHISNAMEISFALCON.KINDOFABORINGNAME,BUTHEISPRETTYCOOLAND-"

"GOLD."

"Yeah?"

"Give the poor dragon a chance to speak."

"Yes sir!"

Spike rubbed his eyes I astonishment. He turned towards the other mares in the room and said, "I think we just found another Pinkie Pie." Sgt. Gold looked at Spike curiously.

"Who's Pi-"

"Don't say it!" All the mares cried out in unison. Twilight walked up to spike, handed him a scroll, then spoke to Falcon and Sgt. Gold.
"Just don't say her name right now ok? I don't want to deal with two hyper ponies today." Spike burped green flames and out came a scroll.

"What does it say Spike?" Twilight asked.

"All it says is come to the castle with Izaiah, Sgt. Gold, and Falcon immediately."

"All right then, lets go get Izaiah...Wait. Where's Rainbow Dash?" At that point, the absence of the rainbow-maned mare was noticed.

"Where is he! Geez. I didn't think finding him would be this hard! Grrrr." Rainbow Dah muttered to herself as she looked furiously for the dark blue Pegasus.

"Hey Dashie! Where ya going?" A pink earth pony asked, appearing next to Rainbow Dash. Unfazed by her sudden appearance, Rainbow Dash continued her search.

"Oh hey Pinkie, I'm just looking for somepony." Rainbow Dash replied.

"Do you mean the cute dark blue Pegasus that ran towards Aj's barn?"

"H-how did you know?"

"Just a hunch." At that, Rainbow dash just stopped. If Pinkie had a hunch, you better trust it. With that, they made their way over to Sweet Apple Acers. They were surprised at what they saw next. Big Mac, apple jack's big brother, was fighting Izaiah! Once they got closer though, the two mares realized that it was just a sparring match. While the large red earth pony had the advantage of strength and resistance, Izaiah had skill, speed, and experience. Dodging a punch thrown by big mac, Izaiah brought him down by grabbing his hoof and using momentum to slam the earth pony onto the ground. Then Izaiah held him there by holding Big Mac's arm behind his back. Big Mac grunted and Izaiah got off of him.

"So 'huff' how was 'huff' that?" Izaiah asked, catching his breath.

"Good, but you need to get a tighter grip next time, I could have broken out of that easily. But you handled the dodging part well." Big Mac said sagely.

"Ok. sorry but the transfer from hands to hooves was kind of hard. I think I'll just have to practice more."

"EEYUP"

Rainbow Dash cleared her throat. The two stallions looked her way. A slight blush appeared on Izaiah's face, but it was hidden by his dark blue coat.

"Time to go Izaiah! The princess wants us!" A happy Sgt. Gold yelled as he bounded towards them. Saying his goodbyes to Big Mac, Izaiah and the group made their way to the train station where the others were waiting. During the walk, Pinkie Pie and Sgt. Gold rambled on about anything that came to mind, while Izaiah and Rainbow Dash walked in silence, neither of them knowing what to say. Since Izaiah had nothing better to do, he took in the scenery around him. This world was Much more colorful than earth's and everything here seemed...more friendly. Even in the dark it was a nice sight. It had become late afternoon before they reached the train station. Izaiah looked to his left and found Rainbow Dash looking back at him. When she noticed that he was looking at her, she looked forward trying to act like nothing was happening. Izaiah chuckled at the sight.

"About time you guys showed up!" Falcon said. " Spike and I had to listen to girly chatter for the last hour!" Rainbow Dash bristled and retorted:

"What's so wrong about that hmm?"

"Oh didn't see you there, sorry." Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes as everybody loaded up onto the train. The males in one car (that includes spike) and the mares in the other. The train started up and headed towards Canterlot.

(in the car with guys)

"So have you figured out how to use magic yet, Falcon?" Spike asked. Falcon shook his head in disappointment.

"No... but at least I learned how to walk!" Turning to Izaiah he asks: "Did you learn how to use your wings yet?"

Izaiah also shook his head. "I can tuck them in now, but I sure as hell can't control them." With nothing left to talk about, they all left each other to think. Of course, that was before Pinkie Pie came in and challenged them to game of spin the bottle. Izaiah and Sgt. Gold loved the game, while Falcon always had second thoughts about playing. Needless to say, they got him to join in. Using a water bottle that Sgt. Gold pulled out of nowhere, Twilight was first. She spun it and it landed on Rarity.

"Truth or dare." Twilight asked

"Why truth of course." Twilight thought about it for a minute then asked,

"Do you..." Twilight whispered into rarity's ear. The white unicorn's blush was easy to spot, and she was burning In embarrassment. Finally she said;

"Yes."

"Damn" Twilight sighed as she floated a few gold coins over to Rainbow Dash, who just grinned and said 'I told you so'.

A few turns later, the bottle finally landed on one of the stallions. That stallion was...Sgt. Gold.

"truth or dare" Apple Jack asked him. A smirk appeared on the sergeant's face.

"Dare." AJ just smiled.

"Ah dare you to..."

Author's Note

Ooooh...cliffhanger!:derpytongue2:
Leave a comment on what you think :ajbemused: will give Sgt. Gold as a dare!
Also give me some feedback on how this chapter went and how I can improve it. I'm always open to suggestions!

The dare

"Ah dare you to kiss somepony in this room for a full minute." Applejack said smirking at the poor stallion. The room was deathly silent. Sgt. Gold just stood there with his mouth agape just like everypony else around him.

"What? Ya never kissed somepony before?" Applejack said jokingly. Suddenly, Izaiah and Falcon found that floors were REALLY interesting. The girls looked on curiously. Sgt. Gold walked over to a dark corner and sat there with his head hung low. Pinkie Pie walked over to him. Rainbow Dash turned towards Izaiah and Falcon. As did Twilight, who asked,

"Alright, what's going on here?" Izaiah walked over to falcon and whispered, "Your turn" and walked out of the train car with his head lowered. Falcon sighed. A thump was heard, but ignored as the group awaited falcon's answer.

"Well we kinda...sorta...never had our first kiss..." A low moan was heard behind the group of mares. Turning toward the corner where Sgt. Gold had been sitting, they were met by a jaw-dropping sight. A full blown make out session was happening between Pinkie Pie and Sgt. Gold. Pinkie pie had the black coated earth pony pinned to the wall and was kissing him passionately. Sgt. Gold returned the kiss, and forced Pinkie onto the floor, with him on top. Minutes flew by as the group just watched the two earth ponies make out with one another. Finally, the two broke apart, panting heavily. The Sargent gave a dopey grin as he towered over Pinkie.

"C-can I have another?" Gold asked. Pinkie looked at him with half lidded eyes and replied in a sensual voice;
"You can have as many as you want, I'm all yours."

Spike cleared his throat. Completely oblivious that they were being watched, the two got up and walked side by side into another train car to go do *** knows what. Every pony else just stood there, mouths agape. After a few minutes, they all straightened themselves out and decided to start up truth or dare again. Twilight and Applejack went to look for Sgt. Gold and Pinkie Pie, while Rainbow Dash searched the whole train for Izaiah. He was nowhere to be seen. Then she remembered that she had to check the top of the train too. Sure enough, she found the dark blue Pegasus sitting on top of the train looking at the stars.

For some reason, the night sky and cool breeze had always soothed and calmed Izaiah. Only here, in Equestria, the night sky was vibrant and fascinating. He could see every star and all of the constellations in the sky. On earth, one could never see all of the stars at night, due to the city lights on the ground dulling all of the star's lights. Closing his eyes, Izaiah slowly unfurled his wings, letting the icy breeze sift through his feathers. He sighed in contentment.

"So...I heard about your guys' little secret..." A familiar female voice said quietly, throwing Izaiah off his guard and almost sending him off the train. Regaining his composure, Izaiah opened an eye, finding two magenta colored eyes staring back. Realizing who it was, he closed his eye again.

"Well now you know. Let me guess...You all found Pinkie Pie and Sgt. Gold making out with each other huh?" Rainbow Dash Reeled back in surprise.
"How? You- You weren't even in there!"

"Yes, but did anyone notice when Pinkie pinned him to a wall and gave him a quick kiss? Or him returning that kiss?" Rainbow Dash shook her head. "I may not have been in there to see it, but I could definitely hear it." Izaiah opened his eyes and looked into the cyan Pegasus' eyes. (she was a lot closer than last time, just saying...) "So why did you come looking for me?" Izaiah asked, shivering slightly. She sighed before replying,

"I came to see if you were still up for another game of truth or dare. Also...I was worried about you. That look you had was scaring me. I had thought you had thrown yourself off of the train or something." Rainbow dash cocked her head to one side. "Care to explain?"
Izaiah only smiled.

"You better hope that bottle lands on me for that answer, Rainbow." He said walking over to a ladder on the side of the train.

"Is that a challenge?"

"EEEEEYYYYYUUUUUUPPPPPP." Izaiah confirmed, mimicking Big Macintosh.

"Oh it is so on!" Rainbow Dash claimed before they walked into the train car together.

The group of ponies sat around the bottle once more. Spike spun it and the game started once again. An hour or two passed before ponies began to fall asleep. First was Twilight, then Spike, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, and then Pinkie Pie. Aj had made a bet for whoever could stay up the longest. A sleepy Falcon asked, "so...who's next..." Thump! Falcon had collapsed onto the floor next to a sleeping Twilight.
Izaiah grinned.

"Guess we got this bet in the bag, eh Rainbow?" She didn't answer. Izaiah looked over to see her sleeping soundly on the floor. Sgt. Gold walked over to Pinkie Pie and curled up next to her. Izaiah noticed this and spoke; "Sargent, if I find out that you made Pinkie Pie pregnant, I will kill you. Do you understand?" Sgt. Gold nodded and gave a salute before falling asleep. Having won the bet, and with nothing to do, Izaiah trotted over to a window sitting and staring out into the night sky. He was going to find the princess responsible for this beautiful night and give her the credit she deserved. He sat there for a bit before he felt a hoof on his shoulder and a warm breath on his ear.
"I think you won Izaiah." Rainbow Dash's hot breath tickled his ear, making it twitch.
"I know Rainbow...hey, I thought you were asleep!"
She sighed.
"I was. but I woke up and just saw you sitting there, looking out the window." She took a deep breath before she continued. "You've been sitting there for over an hour. Is there something wrong?" There was concern in her voice. Izaiah shook his head.

"No, its just that the night sky calms me, soothing almost. Because I know, even if I lost it all, it will always be there for me." Izaiah turned towards Rainbow Dash. "I've lived a bad, bad, life Rainbow. I have experienced war first hand, had family and friends fall, Team members betray me and try to stab me in the back, literally. The only ones there for me were my m4, Falcon, and Sgt. Gold." Rainbow dash's eyes widened in shock. Izaiah gestured outside. "But through it all, the sky, and the stars, and the moon, were all there, showing me the way."

Izaiah turned away from Rainbow Dash and hung his head low. "Sorry to bother you with my pathetic sob story." Not even a moment later, he was brought into a warm embrace from behind. Rainbow Dash whispered in his ear;

"That is all over now and neither me or the girls will ever let that happen to all of you again. Now go to sleep. No buts, no exceptions, just do it." Izaiah sighed before he leaned back further into Rainbow Dash's embrace. The one thing his superior officers ever told him and stuck with him was; 'NEVER and I mean NEVER argue with a woman'.

The last thing Izaiah said was 'Yes ma'am' before he drifted off into the land of dreams.

Author's Note

Here's another chapter, Short and sweet, fresh out of my journal. This one's really short because the next one is going to be REALLY long. Hope you all don't mind. See you all In the next chapter!:derpytongue2:

Dreams, Dungeons, and the new guy

Falcon and Sgt. Gold had been waiting in this shifting dream for Izaiah for who knows how long. The wait was driving Sgt. Gold crazy, and Falcon was being driven nuts by Gold. A shadowy figure had been there when Gold and Falcon had arrived. Before they could go and talk to it, the figure had disappeared. Since then, Gold had done nothing but try to look for it. Falcon's eyes followed Gold's body as he sped about, looking every where. The landscape of this dream was forest-like with trees and bushes everywhere. The Sgt. Finally gave up his search and sat next to Falcon. Gold's amber eyes looked on with defeat. He looked towards Falcon.
"When is Izaiah going to get here? I mean we were both brought here so shouldn't he be here too? It's just common sense." Falcon returned his answer with a shrug. He was still getting used to being a pony.
"I have no idea how I got here or when Izaiah will get here, or if he will even go to sleep. We both know that he could just stare at the stars forever..."

Gold nodded sadly. The two started to walk around this never ending landscape filled with trees. Even though it was a dream, Falcon and Gold could feel their bodies starting to get tired. A loud POP was heard followed by something crashing through the trees ahead. Gold ran ahead trying to figure out what that sound was. A series of cusses followed. Falcon just sighed and thought, "I bet it's Izaiah..."

"YOU FUCKER! GOLD! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!!!!"

Yep, definitely him alright.

After apologizing for tackling him, Gold backed away. Falcon stepped forward.
"WHAT IN THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG?!" Falcon yelled out, fuming in anger. Izaiah rubbed the back of his head as he answered.
"Oh you know...just winning the bet...and...um...looking at the night...sky..." Sgt. Gold shook his head.
"Well you're here now!" Sgt. Gold slowly gave a big grin that scared the other two guys with him. "So...Are. You. Ready. For... motivation? Izaiah and Falcon realized what he was about to do. They looked at each other and yelled the same thing.
"RUN!" the two stallions turned tail as the fun-crazed Sargent chased after them, singing his motivation song.

(I really don't want to put down that song. Sorry, maybe in a later chapter.)

After a bit, when Gold was done with terrorizing Izaiah and Falcon, they decided to figure out how to fight as a pony. They matched off against one another. First was Sgt. Gold and Falcon. Gold threw the first punch to Falcon's side and he didn't have time to dodge or block the attack so Falcon went flying into a tree. The branches trembled as the green unicorn crashed into its trunk. Falcon groaned as he got back up. Gold approached with caution. Falcon grinned and sent a hoof into the side of Gold's head and another into his side. The first blow had made Gold shake his head, but he seemed unaffected when Falcon sent a couple more punches to his torso and sides. Wanting to end this quickly, Gold smacked Falcon upside the head, making him lose his balance, and sent a kick into his chest, sending him flying once again into a tree. Falcon tried to get up, but he couldn't. Izaiah walked over to him. "Looks like you lost, Lieutenant, so now it's my turn." Falcon nodded painfully. Gold called out,

"Hey Izaiah, it's your turn!" Izaiah turned towards the Sargent. Izaiah grinned, and sped over to him with a kick to the head, then twisted, grabbing Gold's fur, and threw him to the ground. He was a bit heavier than Big Mac, but Izaiah could manage. On the ground before him, Gold shook his head and slowly got up. Izaiah walked around him letting him get up. Gold sent out a punch to the left that Izaiah swiftly dodged and returned with a punch of his own. Furious, Gold twisted his body around and sent Izaiah flying backwards with his back hooves. Izaiah flared his wings, stopping himself midair, twisted, and landed on his hooves. Growling, Gold charged at him and Izaiah ran at him, then slid under Gold's stomach, sending a punch into Gold's gut in the process. Stumbling, Gold lurched forward, grabbing Izaiah and getting ready to throw him onto the ground. But Izaiah wasn't having any of that so, he twisted under Gold's grip and bounced off of his chest. Izaiah grimaced as he landed wrong, falling to the ground. Gold rushed over and sent a powerful hoof into the ground where Izaiah had just been. Izaiah crashed into Gold's side knocking him over onto the ground. Izaiah seized the chance and wrapped his forelegs against Gold's throat, choking him. Gold tried to escape it but was failing. Rapping his hoof on the ground violently signaled that he had given up. Releasing him, Izaiah backed away as Gold gasped for breath.

"Geez, don't either of remember your CQC training? Some of the techniques still work with a pony body." Izaiah said confused. Falcon and Gold nodded. Smiling, they looked at another. They yelled as they attacked Izaiah together, punching and kicking, until they all grew tired.

Hours passed. They were leaning against some tress when Izaiah decided to ask,
"So...Pinkie Pie huh?" Sgt. Gold's heart stopped for a second, then beat even faster than before. He gave a sheepish grin and rubbed the back of his head.
"Um yeah..." But by this time, Falcon was fuming in anger. Falcon took a step toward Sgt. Gold and off of his own tree he had been leaning on. Izaiah just sat back watching it all play out.

"THIS IS CRAZY! EVEN FOR YOU GOLD! WE JUST MET THESE DAMN MARES AND YOU'RE ALREADY DATING ONE! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE HAVE TO LEAVE? HUH? SHE DEFINITLY COULDN'T-"
"Lieutenant!" A commanding voice rang out. Falcon, startled, didn't finish. Izaiah looked him with an intense glare.

"Stand down!" Izaiah growled out. Falcon gave Izaiah a small glare of his own as he backed down. Izaiah turned towards Sgt. Gold who looked better than he had when Falcon had been yelling at him. Izaiah had noticed the anger in Gold's eyes when Falcon berated him and treated him like a child who didn't know anything. If Izaiah hadn't stopped Falcon there, Gold would have snapped him in half. Literally.

"Gold...as much as I hate to say it, Falcon has a point. However, I'll make you a deal. Answer me truthfully on this." Gold nodded seriously with a determined look in his amber eyes. "Do you swear, to protect Pinkie Pie, whatever the consequence, whatever situation, and with whatever the cost, with your very life, body, and soul?" Gold wasted no time responding.
"SIR! I swear and accept the risks and will protect her with my soul, body, and life, SIR!" Gold showed no hesitation or regret in his choice. Izaiah nodded in acceptance.
"Good. I will hold you to that promise, no exceptions whatsoever." Falcon just sputtered in surprise.
"b-but what if-"
"Falcon, shut up. Seriously. Give Gold a break." Falcon muttered "yes sir..." before sulking around. Sgt. Gold started to follow him, but a hoof blocked him. Izaiah looked a him with knowing eyes. "Let him be. We have other things to worry about. For example, how to get out of this fucking dream!"
A voice said behind them; "Well you could have just said so." Before the trio could turn around, there was a bright flash of light and they were taken out of the dream world.

Sgt. Gold woke up on a damp, cold, stone floor. His head felt like it had been dragged up and down long flights of stairs multiple times. He definitely was not on the train anymore. Looking around the room, he found that Izaiah and Falcon were on either side of him, surrounded by iron bars like himself. There were other cells just like it but there wasn't any ponies or creatures inside them. Izaiah looked over to Gold. "Finally awake are we?" Gold nodded. He asked if there was a way out of here. Izaiah put a hoof to his chin in thought. "Maybe... Hey Gold, do you think that you could use your strength to knock down the cage door and grab the keys over on that table?"
Sgt. Gold rubbed the back of his head. He started; "I don't know... I don't think I'm st-"

"I wonder what they're doing to pinkie pie right now-" Izaiah was interrupted by the clang of metal as Gold's door was sent flying into another cage. Sgt. Gold had a determined look in his eye that was mixed with a bit of rage and hatred. He rushed over to the table and grabbed the keys and set Izaiah and Falcon free. Even Falcon looked pissed. He spoke;

"If anything happened to Twilight and the girls, I'm going to find the ones who did this and tear them limb from limb." Sgt. Gold and Izaiah nodded grimly.

"Nice to know that we're on the same page Falcon. Alright boys," Izaiah said clapping his hooves together, "Let's put our training to good use." Together, they found a way out of the dungeons and into some sort of castle. The castle was white on the outside and inside where the trio was walking, the floors were a polished golden. There were many pedestals with priceless artifacts and paintings on them.
However they didn't stop to look in amazement, they had a mission. A squad of ponies in similar camouflage to what their military wore on earth marched toward Izaiah and crew. Getting in their way. Bad move.

"HALT," One of their officers commanded, "We put you three in cells for a reason, and you are going back." The officer smirked as the trio tensed up, ready for a fight. "Unless you want us to hurt your friends of course..." All three of the trio glared at the squad of ponies before Izaiah stepped up.

"First off, I outrank you. Second, I will tear you apart, slowly, and painfully, if you already hurt our friends. And last of all, we are going to kick all of your asses so, you better be ready for a fight." The two groups ran at each other.

(??? POV )

"Buck me! Where in the hay is the damn dungeons?" The armored pony turned a corner. "I have got to help them out, these new bucking 'marine' ponies won't listen to me." He rounded another corner, and was sent flying backwards, crashing into a wall. He rolled to the side as a sword impaled itself into the wall where he had just been. A voice said; "Sargent, hold on second. This one seems...different than the ones we've been facing." The armored pony recognized that voice instantly. Picking himself up, he put a hoof to the said of his head in a sort of salute.
"Captain Solarwing, at your service, sir. I was the one that let you out of that dream."

(3rd person view again)

The pony in front of Izaiah and crew looked like a captain, especially how he had dodged that sword. So he responded;

"I am Major Izaiah Midflame, and this is 1st LT. Falcon and Gunnery Sargent Gold. You aren't going to cause any problems are you?" Solarwing shook his head.

"No, I was actually coming to help you all out. Our best bet is to make our way to the princess' throne room. However, the marines won't listen to me or the guard, so we're going to have to plow right through them." Izaiah nodded.

"Very well then Captain, welcome to the squad, lead the way." Izaiah and squad gave a quick salute. "Let's go." Sgt. Gold cracked his neck. "Also, I don't think we're going to have any problems with those 'marines', they seriously need some more combat training." With that, the ran down the hallways following Solarwing. The captain spread his wings, soared through the air, and crashed into a marine, knocking him and another officer over, and smacking their heads into the ground. Turning around, Solarwing was faced with another opponent who he just sent flying into a wall with his magic. More soldier ponies filled the hallways trying to stop the little squad of four. They stood no chance. Gold's strength was incredible as he knocked away every soldier he faced with his hoof. Izaiah brought them down with quick thinking and close combat skills. Falcon drew a sword and gave them all a few wounds to be remembered. The on-duty Solar and Lunar guards just kept to the walls, not wanting a to be a part of the beating the soldier ponies were getting.

Izaiah and crew travelled through endless hallways and stairs, fighting marines along the way. Solarwing held his position as point and led them to the best of his memory. Eventually, Solarwing asked a saluting solar guard to show the way to the throne room. They met little resistance, after hours of fighting, they were probably low on soldiers to face them. Finally, they arrived at the throne room doors. The doors were a solid gold with engravings of the sun and the moon.

"Is this the place?"
"Yes sir it is. Just follow my lead and we shouldn't have any problems ok? " Izaiah nodded. Solarwing looked at himself and the squad. They were all bloody and covered head to hoof in cuts and bruises. "On second thought, maybe we should take care of our wounds." The three looked surprised as they looked at themselves. Maybe they didn't even notice because of all the rage and adrenaline coursing through their bodies. Izaiah looked at Solarwing and shook his head.

"That's not necessary captain, we have taken way worse before. A lot worse." Solarwing just nodded.
"Your funeral Major."

Izaiah cringed at the sound of his rank being voiced. Solarwing raised an eyebrow, but said nothing as Falcon gave him a look that said, "don't ask". Motioning for them to gather around, Solarwing pushed open the golden doors. They ran inside, only to have swords at their throats. Damn marines.

Izaiah growled at the officer. "You better put that sword down before you get hurt." The blade went deeper into Izaiah's throat. The marine officer grinned. He was a light crimson colored unicorn with a gleaming silver sword with the marine logo apon it.

"Well you should stop talking before you lose your head." Izaiah narrowed his eyes.
"S-strike..." Izaiah gurgled out. The marines looked confused. Falcon, Gold, and Solarwing, however got it, and attacked. Gold sent a powerful punch to a marine's gut, making him drop his sword, Falcon leapt back, grabbed the sword, and threw it towards the officer keeping Izaiah pinned. The officer rolled out of the way of the blade, setting Izaiah free. And boy did he look pissed. A drop of blood dropped from the cut on his chin he received from the officer. Izaiah grabbed the sword off of the ground and charged the officer. Then...everything stopped. The room was coated in a dim golden aura. Celestia and a dark blue Alicorn followed close behind. Celestia's horn glowed a golden hue. The two walked over to their thrones, their guards at their side, both equipped with a royal golden sword, solar or lunar armor, and a...Desert Eagle? What the...

"That's enough! Marines, you are dismissed!" Celestia commanded, setting them all down with her magic, marines with marines, and Izaiah with squad, separating the two groups. She released her magic, and the marines hung their heads down low and walked out of the throne room, giving glares to Izaiah and company. When they had left, Solarwing bowed before the two Alicorns, motioning the others to do the same.

"Rise." Celestia commanded with a less harsh voice then earlier. The dark Alicorn looked on in interest as the four stallions rose. All of them were bleeding profusely, however it didn't seem to faze them. Izaiah and Falcon froze at the sight of the Solar and Luna guards' weapons. Sgt. Gold was too busy looking for the girls everywhere possible in the room. Solarwing took no notice of what brought the other three discomfort. Instead, he looked towards the princess. Celestia spoke;

"Its been a long time Captain...what are you doing back? Did you find what you were looking for?" Solarwing nodded.
"I did...but...there's no way for me to do it alone, I barely escaped. I think I will stay awhile, train some more before I try again. However...I did find someone rather...important." Celestia raised an eyebrow. Izaiah spoke, interrupting;

"Hey...Celestia right?" She nodded. "Cool, I have three questions for you."
"Go on."

"First off, where are the girls? I haven't seen a glimpse of them since I'm assuming, yesterday, and we just fought through a few hundred marines to see if they are alright. So...do you know where they are?" Celestia smiled as a door opened.
"Try looking behind you, young one." The boys turned and Gold was tackled by a pink blur, and Falcon was tackled by a purple blur. Izaiah grinned. Two down...Fluttershy and Applejack walked in with Rarity and Spike close behind. Izaiah counted the ponies. 'That's five of the girls plus Spike...I know I'm forgetting someone...' He thought to himself as a loud booming sound was heard. Solarwing ran to the window, looked out, then dove to the side as a cyan blue blur crashed through the widow and tackled Izaiah, knocking the wind out of him and crushing him against a wall. The wall cracked as Izaiah slammed into it. A warm body encased his own and wrapped him in a bone crushing hug, not letting him breathe. All was dark as Izaiah's vision went dark and he could swear he heard angels sing. There was a dim light in the distance, and he walked towards it, ready to accept his death. He was almost there when he was thrown back into reality, gasping for breath. "D-damn it Rainbow...I was so close..." He muttered. The cyan Pegasus looked at him in confusion.

A feminine voice chuckled in his mind. "It's not your time yet, young one."
Izaiah groaned.

"Celestia, please get the fuck out of my head." He said aloud. The white princess pouted. Izaiah still sensed her poking around in his mind. "OK Celestia, you asked for it." Izaiah grinned as he imagined Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie in a very revealing red lingerie, lying In sexual positions on a red heart shaped bed, with candles lit around the bed in blue flame. They all had a look that begged for some naughtiness to happen apon them. The smile apon Izaiah's face was replaced by a smirk as the sun princess' eyes widened and her giant white wings started to spread, twitching slightly. She stopped her wings from having a "wingboner". A cherry red blush formed on her white coat, covering her whole body. The main six looked on in confusion, as well as Solarwing and the night princess, while Sgt. Gold and Falcon grinned, knowing all too well what Izaiah could have done. They had spent a lot of time in that mind, so they knew full well of what we on in it. Celestia, regaining some of her composure, looked at Izaiah with a glare and a devilish smile.

"That was a dirty move Izaiah, I will get you back for that..." Celestia said, with challenge in her tone. Every one looked towards Izaiah in curiosity. Izaiah just shrugged.

"In all fairness, I did warn you."

"Still-" She was interrupted by Solarwing's and Princess Luna's wings popped out, twitching vigorously. Izaiah shook his head.

"For fuck's sake stay out of my mind!" Then he grinned. "I can dish out even worse you know..."

"Dammit Major, I don't even want to know." Izaiah shuddered at his rank being said. Luna looked on with curiosity.

(BTW people, in my story, Luna has mastered speaking normally. Sorry, Old English is confusing as fuck sometimes.)

"Why do you shudder in pain when your rank is said, Major?" The room was quiet. Falcon and Sgt. Gold kept a military bearing, giving nothing away. Izaiah looked at the ground, sadness, fear, and depression in his cyan blue eyes. A new voice broke the silence.

"Perhaps I can answer that question Luna." Izaiah's, Falcon's, and Gold's eyes widened as they heard a voice they knew all too well. Izaiah turned towards the voice. Izaiah sputtered out in awe;

"Colonel?"
(For those who aren't familiar with this rank, it's pronounced "kernel", like popcorn. It's two ranks higher than a Major. Just FYI.)

The one in question smiled and responded;

"Long time no see Major..."

Author's Note

Duh duh dunn..... Sorry about all of these cliffhangers people. Also I remember saying that this was going to be a extra long chapter, but I decided to make it a two parter. Just thought I should give you all something to read while I'm busy. See ya and constructive criticism is welcomed.

"Part 2"

The room was at another dead silence as Izaiah, Falcon, Gold, Luna, and Celestia looked at the new arrival in pure surprise and hurt. Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity looked on in extreme confusion. Standing before Izaiah was a pitch black pony with a horn bigger than Celestia's, and a set of giant, black, wings at his sides. He was a little less than a head taller than Celestia and had armor that had a bright flame color to it. The crest apon it was a red flame surrounded by five stars signifying the highest rank in the military: a five star General. His mane was a silky silver with glowing red streaks in it, giving it the look of heated metal. His mane flowed on a invisible breeze, much like the princess'. The Alicorn's eyes seemed completely out of place due to his flame-like appearance. They were an icy blue, with a thin line of gold surrounding the outside ring. At his side was a 4 foot long silver, blue, gold, and flame striped sword with a diamond edge, sheathed inside of a green forest camouflage sheath. The Alicorn gave a small grin as he looked around the room.

"S-squad! Superior officer on DECK!" Izaiah commanded giving the best salute he could muster. Solarwing, Gold, Falcon, and even the princess' personal guard followed suit. (Whups. That's navy's thing. My bad.)

The black Alicorn replied in a gruff voice; "At ease. Thank you Major." Izaiah shuddered. Luna was going to ask why Izaiah kept doing that, but Twilight had other plans.

"Um...anyone care to explain why there are two other Alicorns in existence?" Twilight asked politely, grabbing a notepad and pen out of nowhere, ready to take notes. The black Alicorn just ignored her request as he turned to look around until he was facing and locking eyes with Celestia. He gave a sheepish grin and rubbed the back of his head saying;

"Hey Tia..."

The room got quiet once more upon hearing the Alicorn give Celestia a pet name. Surprising everypony in the room, Celestia rose from her throne, walked up to the nervous black Alicorn and smacked him hard against his face, (muzzle?) drawing a small amount of blood. The mane six gasped and the other stallions just looked on, tensing up for a fight to start. The black Alicorn looked into Celestia's eyes, and said regretfully; "I-I'm sorr-" He was cut off by her lips slamming into his own. His eyes widened in surprise, then closed them as he leaned in, deepening the kiss. They moaned softy as Celestia pinned him to the wall. Celesta groaned as The black Alicorn's hoof ran through her mane and erogenous zones on her wings, making her shudder in pleasure. Celestia, still moaning lightly, ran a hoof along the black Alicorn's groin, making him moan as well.

'POMF' 'FWOOSH' 'FWOOSH' Jaws dropped, and Izaiah's, Solarwing's, and Rainbow Dash's wings spread out quickly, and tensing up and twitching hard. Meanwhile, the other ponies in the room had their mouths open wide, jaws almost touching the floor.
(Maybe I should have named this chapter "Awkward" instead...oh well)

Solarwing and Izaiah slowly regained their so called "composure", and cleared their throats, causing the two Alicorns to split apart, gasping for air. A light blush formed on Celestia's cheek that only increased further when she looked around the room. By the time she finished looking at their faces, her body was a furious bright red, rivaling Big Mac's red coat. Drool dropped out of Falcon's mouth. Sgt. Gold clamped his own jaw closed, and shut Falcon's as well. The black Alicorn cleared his throat, his own blush hidden by his dark coat, and spoke.

"Maybe...I should introduce myself." He stood tall stating, "I am Brisk S. Nightly, General of the pony marines, and Husband of Princess Celestia, Co-Ruler of Equestria." Brisk walked to the ex-humans. "Soldiers, I also have your gear, including from when you two were alive." Brisk gave a salute towards Sgt. Gold and Falcon. "Thank you. You two not only risked your lives, but your bodies also, to save my life, and Lance Corporal Flare as well." Falcon and Sgt. Gold returned the salute and nodded while Izaiah cringed for some reason.

"So...where's our gear...Brisk?"

Brisk's horn lit up in a fiery orange/red after Falcon finished his question. The three stallions grinned as familiar camo uniforms appeared. Izaiah's old military duffel bag crashed onto the floor next to Solarwing. Solarwing barely had time to jump out of the way as Izaiah, Falcon, and Gold rushed to the bag, literally, tearing it apart. Izaiah cheered as he found his necklace. He put it on, and then looked for something else. A silver rectangular device fell on the ground. Izaiah dived for it claiming "MINE!!" and Gold and Falcon did the same. Everypony else looked on in confusion. The three tussled and fought for the device. While the trio fought, the mane six picked through the remains of the bag. A suspicious bottle of brown sauce was found by Rainbow Dash who took the cap off and gave a tentative lick. Her eyes lit up at the flavor. It was good apparently, since she just downed the whole bottle. A loud "HELL YEAH!" was heard across the room. Izaiah stood above Gold and Falcon, with the silver device in hoof, smiling wide. That smile faded from his face as he noticed Rainbow Dash. The color drained from Sgt. Gold and Falcon. They pinned Izaiah to the wall quickly. A faint Red was encasing Izaiah's dark blue Pegasus body. One of his eyes was no longer cyan blue, but a bright scarlet. He was PISSED. Growling, he knocked aside Gold and Falcon like they were nothing, the red haze increased and was now extremely noticeable. The color in his other eye which had stayed cyan blue was slowly turning scarlet. "Izaiah" grabbed a sword off of the ground, wielding it like a pro, heading towards RD who was backing away quickly. Gold tackled "Izaiah" to the ground, yelling out;

"SHIT! Falcon! His necklace is gone! GUARDS! BRISK! HELP ME OUT-" A hoof was sent crashing into Gold's face. But everyone seemed to know what to do. The guards tackled "Izaiah" to the ground as well. Brisk tried to hold him down with his magic, but it didn't work. So he just helped hold him down with his hooves. Falcon grabbed the dragon necklace and put it on Izaiah's neck. One of his cyan eyes returned. Izaiah still had a murderous look to him though, and the red glow and scarlet eye were still present. Falcon screamed into Izaiah's ear;

"SNAP THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF IT IZAIAH! YOUARE CONTROL, NOT FLARE!" The silver dragon on Izaiah's necklace glowed orange, then cyan blue, and the glowing stopped. Izaiah's red eye turned cyan once more. The stallions all got off of him and stepped back. Izaiah looked towards the mares. All of them, including some of the stallions looked scared out of their minds. Izaiah walked over to RD. She flinched and all of the mares surrounded her protectively.

"Rainbow...I'm sorry." Izaiah said loud enough for everyone to hear. With that, Izaiah ran to one of the windows and crashed through it and met a fatal 3,000 foot drop. 'Learn or die huh Izaiah? You got balls, I'll give you that.' A familiar voice said in Izaiah's head. Izaiah grunted; "Shut up you asshole. You've caused me enough trouble today." Spreading his wings out, Izaiah lurched upward, gliding through the sky. Izaiah flapped his wings, causing himself to stop. Giving some more test flaps, he flew forward, and back to the castle. He picked up speed, thrusting his wings. When he reached the castle he flew straight up, passing the clouds, and after a few minutes, Izaiah found himself on the edge of Equestria's gravity and space.

"Alright lets get this over with. I hate you, you hate me. I understand that. However, we are stuck with each other." The necklace flashed a light red. Izaiah continued. "So lets work something out. I have a deal for you. Ready?"

"Shoot."
"Next time we have to kill someone, you get control, just that once, no holds barred."

"No way....its too good to be true....wait...there's a but isn't there?"
Izaiah smiled. "Now you're getting it, corporal. Yes you have to be my b**** pretty much and you have to return control to me. Deal Flare?"

"Sounds better than what I have now so, fine Major. I won't screw with your life too much anymore."
Izaiah raised a brow. "So no more of the bullshit that got me discharged? I could have been a Colonel you asshole."
"Yes I won't do any of that. I know how much that meant to you, but hell Major, I got mad. It happens."
"OK. So, buds?"
"How about brothers?"
"Can I trust you?"
"I'm stuck in here, attached to your life force dumbass. I have your back."
"Good. So let's prove that we can work together."
"What do you have in mind, brother."
"Well i learned I have lightning powers a few years back and you have fire, so lets combine the two."
"So how is this gonna-oh. Gotcha. Lets do this."

(in the castle...)

"Rainbow...I'm sorry." Izaiah had said before he ran, then jumped through one of the windows/murals. For a minute or two, the group stood there, in shock of what just happened. Then, they all ran to the window, Pegasus' ready to fly and save him because he didn't know how to fly yet when, FWOOSH Izaiah sped upwards through the sky and beyond. Rainbow Dash readied herself to jump out and join him, but was stopped by Falcon.

"Hold on." RD growled. "Look, I just saw what kind of look Izaiah has right now and I think he's pretty determined to settle it with Flare."
"Who is Flare?" Twilight asked getting closer.

"Lance Corporal Flare was one the bravest young men I had the luck to fight beside." Falcon turned towards Brisk who was looking confused. "Brisk, he disobeyed our orders to leave with you and STAY there so, i'm assuming that when he brought you back to base, he left you. He was there right with us when we died, sir. Not even our powers could have saved us. So now, Flare is attached to Izaiah's life force, and he does not like that one bit." Brisk nodded.

"I understand. I m sorry." Falcon shook his head.
"It's not your fault." Looking up to the sky where Izaiah had disappeared, he continued, "We are marines sir, we don't leave anyone behind, alive or dead." Sgt. Gold nodded in agreement. "That's what a true soldier lives by, and I wouldn't have it any other way." And with that, they all looked to the sky, waiting for Izaiah to come back down. They didn't have to wait for very long. Because with Izaiah's lightning and Flare's fire magic, something jaw dropping was seen. Izaiah's body was seen flying through the sky at incredible speeds and a loud CRACKA-KABOOM was heard and in Izaiah's wake he left this to cover the sky.

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(I wish I knew how to put the actual picture in here but all i could figure out was how to put the link in here for it. sorry.)

Part of the once blue sky was now a series of lightning bolts in a circular format. What Izaiah had just done was similar to RD's sonic rainboom, but he had not only broken the sound barrier, but the light barrier too. Izaiah could fly at the speed of light until the effects wore off. IE: ten minutes. Flare's fire magic keeps the speeds from tearing Izaiah's body to shreds if anyone was wondering. Anyway, back to the story.

Izaiah appeared behind the group of ponies staring out of the window. He was still covered in red energy, due to Flare doing his part. Izaiah cleared his throat, startling everypony else.

"Sorry, I had to let out some frustration." Rainbow Dash locked eyes with him. "Rainbow...that was my last bottle of BBQ sauce." RD sped over to Izaiah ready to hug him, and say sorry and such, but she met cold ground. Izaiah was on the other side of the room now. Many eyes widened at the speed Izaiah had just gone at. Pinkie Pie whipped out a speed o meter and yelled at Izaiah, "again!"
Izaiah obliged. The device exploded in pinkie's hoof. She walked over it and read out, "Pinkie Pie speed times two?! No way!"

(Sorry for all these side notes. Pinkie Pie speed=speed of light. Do the math.)
So long story short, Pinkie chased Izaiah for seven minutes then the energy wore off and he was crushed by Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash while Gold and Falcon laughed at his pain. Although Izaiah laughed when he got to keep the mp3 player and the other two shut up. Karma.

"So you should finish getting all of your stuff so we can have dinner." Izaiah, Falcon, and Gold, looked through their gear once more.
Let's just say that shit hit the fan when Izaiah found his grandpa's sword. But that's the next chapter.

Author's Note

Ok so this is going to be one of the last cliff hangers I will torture you all with. I won't pinkie promise because I don't want pinkie showing up at my door with a chainsaw. *shiver* Anyway, next chapter should be done in the next few days because I suck at typing. Sorry and I hope you enjoy!

The sword and it's perks

As Izaiah picked up the orange sword he had taken from his grandfather's house, his necklace began to glow a light cyan blue once more. Sgt. Gold and Falcon felt themselves being drawn to the sword. Unable fight the pull, they walked hurriedly over to Izaiah. He nodded to them.
"I take it you both felt that?" They nodded. Izaiah continued, holding the sword in front of them. "I think the sword wants us four to say this encryption that just appeared." Their eyes widened. Engraved on the orange blade was the following verses that Izaiah, Falcon, Gold and even Flare read aloud.

"THIS IS SPARTA, MOTHERFUCKERS!" Izaiah shook his head in disbelief
. "What the hell? I thought it would be more...I don't know, mysterious." The blade lit up and the words changed. Izaiah's eyes widened.

Ashes to ashes,

Dust to dust,

Your duty is a must,

So use these to harm others and such.

All of the beings in the room (don't think I forgot about you Discord, I see you spying) were blinded by so many colors and flashes it could have given anyone a harsh seizure. After a few minutes, The ponies could see again and what they saw was something really astonishing. Izaiah, Gold, and Falcon had changed. Sgt. Gold was still a pony, but with a few upgrades. He was now in a thick black armor, similar to the royal guard's, but with orange swirls here and there. On his back, was a black shotgun, pulsing with a mysterious red energy. On the left side of his armor, a black, sharpened obsidian sword rested in a purple sheath along with a matching obsidian dagger on the right side of his armor. Apon Gold's armor where a crest was supposed to be was the rank of a Sargent with purple stars surrounding it. His mane, tail, and eye color stayed the same surprisingly, and he wore a golden set of dog tags apon his neck.

Falcon, the once leaf green unicorn was now a pure white unicorn with a rugged, black mane with a neon green streak in it. He had grown to the size of Big Mac and with a horn length rivaling Solarwing's and Twilight's. He bore a pristine white armor that radiated a faint light, and his crest was a Eagle and a Phoenix crossing paths and in between the birds was a ball of green flames. On his back was two sheaths that crossed each other like an x, holding two white swords. One sword had a silver engraving that read, "Eagle" with a eagle engraved on the handle of the sword, indicating the sword's name. The other sword, had a Gold engraving that read, "Phoenix" with a blazing Phoenix engraved on the handle. Falcon was standing on his hind legs, his fore hooves cradling a Forest camo sniper rifle with a special scope. This scope could switch to normal zoom, to thermal, and to an advanced x-ray sight that could see through walls. Falcon's eyes were now a light hazel color. On his neck hung a metal necklace with a silver eagle and a gold Phoenix. Falcon Didn't seem too happy about his new fur color change, for he had liked that dark green coat.

Last but not least, was Izaiah. Izaiah had turned back into a human, but with some new attachments. Izaiah was a light brown African American white, standing at a height of five feet and seven inches. His hair was a spiky black with an orange tip. Large dark blue wings jutted out of Izaiah's back the size of Celestia's to support his body's size. Izaiah's eyes were a pure silver color with a light blue rim surrounding it instead of his original cyan blue eyes. Izaiah did not have armor. Instead, he wore a orange tiger stripe camo BTU. Slung on his back was the orange blade from earlier sheathed in a black leather sheath. On Izaiah's legs were holsters for two Sky blue Desert Eagles with white clouds on them to match the sky. In Izaiah's arms he cradled a silver m4 with a orange and red flame and a blue flame as well on the side of his barrel.

Unsheathing his sword, Izaiah looked at it once more and it read; Use it wisely. Realizing that his blade was intelligent, Izaiah asked;
"Hey, what's your name sword?" The blade flashed and a new engraving showed;
"Lynx"
Izaiah memorized this. "Ok, Lynx, how do we switch between forms?" Lynx flashed and another engraving said;
'It's pretty obvious dumbass.'
"Enlighten me."
'fine.'

'Ashes to ashes,

dust to dust,

returning is a must,

and life really sucks.'

Sure enough, when the trio read those words aloud, the room did the weird post-seizure light show and Falcon was still white, (which he cussed about), Sgt. Gold had no armor or shotgun, and Izaiah turned into a Pegasus once more, with his sword in it's sheath and necklace on his neck. The group of mares and guards stood there in shock, mouths open, and raised eyebrows. Rainbow Dash was the first to speak.

"That wasn't as awesome as me, but that was amazing!!!!!" Then everyone else crowded them pestering the with questions until Luna raised the moon and suggested:

"Let's eat something."

Izaiah agreed with her as well as the other stallions. The group was led to a large dining room with a long table that everypony took a seat at. Here's the seating arrangement. Celestia at the head of the table, Brisk to her right, Luna to her left, Twilight next to Brisk, Falcon next to her, then Aj and Rarity. Next to Luna was none other than Izaiah, then Fluttershy, then Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Gold, Solarwing and the two other guards. As they waited for food, they all conversed. Izaiah and Fluttershy talked about animals, while pinkie and gold talked about happy times in talking speeds unknown, RD sat quietly, thinking about something, Twilight and Falcon talked about magic, Aj and Rarity talked about hard work vs. fashion, Solarwing talked with the guards on what he missed when he was gone, and Luna just slept on the table. Everything was going fine until the food came out. Hayburgers, flowers, hay, veggies, and fruit. Izaiah tried some of the hay food but he soon opted for the fruit instead. Luna awoke, and ate flower sandwiches and fell asleep once again, eating this time. Izaiah reached into his bag and pulled out some candy. He threw a snickers to Falcon, who ate it all in one go, and threw taffies at gold who inhaled them quickly, sharing with Pinkie. Izaiah searched through his bag franticly. Eventually, everypony was staring at him in confusion.

"What's missing Izaiah?" Falcon asked. Izaiah continued to search while he answered.
"My skittles. They were here when we fought over the mp3 player..." All eyes turned towards RD. She had almost made it out of there un noticed. "Rainbow..." Izaiah growled.

"Yeah...About that um IGOTTAGOBYE!" She zoomed out of the room. Izaiah turned towards Brisk.
"Sir, can I..."

"Go get her Tiger."
"Thank you sir!" and the chase began.

Turns out, flying isn't as easy as it looks. Izaiah flew in pursuit of the cyan Pegasus who was rounding corners, doing tricks, and teasing Izaiah. Izaiah cursed as he rammed into another guard.

"Sorry." Izaiah apologized painfully. The guard raised a eyebrow.
"It's fine Major. Let me guess, First time flyer?"

"Yes."
"Take a short cut. Go down that hallway and down the stairs. Miss Rainbow Dash will fly right into you." Izaiah smiled. Then he ran down the hallway yelling;

"Thank you!"
The guard shook his head. "First time meeting a major and I didn't even salute? He didn't even yell at me for not doing so!" A guard walked up to him.

"Private Shadeflower, get to your shift!"
"Yes sir!"

Just like the guard said, Izaiah had run down the hallway and met a short flight of stairs. He glided down them and tackled a surprised Rainbow Dash to the ground. The two wrestled, and Izaiah found himself on top, pinning RD to the ground. Rainbow Dash looked at him with fear in her eyes. She tried to shove him off, but failed. Izaiah kept his grip on her.

"Flare, you awake in there?"
"Yeah."

"Turn my left eye red please."
"Done."

Izaiah growled as his eye turned a blood red color. RD looked up with scared, pleading, eyes. Her whole body shook.
"I-I'm s-sorry! P-Please don't k-kill me!" Izaiah smiled and released Rainbow. She blinked in confusion. He laughed saying;

"I'm just screwing with you Rainbow. Neither me or Flare would kill you." Rainbow Dash glared at Izaiah. Then she flew over to him and decked him hard across the face (muzzle?).

"You bucker! That scared the shit out of me!" She leapt on him, trying to pound his face in while he laughed. Eventually, she found the humor to it as well. Minutes passed and the two ponies finished laughing, gasping for breath. "Alright Izaiah, I guess I deserved that for eating your stuff. Can you forgive me for that?" She looked at him with her giant magenta eyes and he knew that he couldn't resist.

"Yeah...I guess. Look, I'm sorry for reacting the way I did, and how I scared the Awesome and speedy Rainbow Dash." She punched him in the shoulder. "So...can you still teach me how to fly? Please?" Rainbow Dash put a hoof to her chin. She turned towards Izaiah with a seductive look.

"Oh, by the time I'm done with you, you'll be almost as awesome as me. Almost." She circled Izaiah, her tail running across his side slowly. She whispered sensually in his ear. "And I can teach you much, much, more than just flying, Big boy..." Izaiah stopped walking at this sentence. She waked in front of him swaying her hips, and she flicked his nose with her tail. She looked back with a lusty bedroom look in he eyes. A red blush could be seen on Izaiah's cheeks despite his dark coat. His jaw dropped and his wings made a "FWOOSH" sound as his wings spread wide. Rainbow dash gave a cute giggle. "Someone's excited..." Was all she could get out before bursting out in laughter and walking back to the throne room. Izaiah stood there for a few seconds before chasing after Rainbow Dash, blushing furiously though his blue coat.

"H-hey! That wasn't funny!"
"Yes it was!"

"Fuck you Rainbow!"
"You Probably want to."

"N-no."
"That's not what your body says!"

"Damnit!"
"AHAHAHAHAHA" Rainbow dash laughed as they were teleported back to the throne room. Izaiah folded his wings painfully fast hoping that no one would notice. No one did.

"There you two are." Celestia said tapping her hoof impatiently. "Alright," She continued, "Now that every one is here, lets get down to business. Do you boys have any questions before we begin?"

Izaiah raised his hoof. "When can I go home?" Everyone in the room looked both shocked and sad at his question.
Brisk spoke up. "Do you really want to go home?" Izaiah thought about this. RD looked a bit sad as well as Falcon, Sgt. Gold, Solarwing, The mane six, Celestia, Luna, and Brisk. If Izaiah went back, he could live life with humans and without wings. If he stayed here, well, who knows what could happen. Falcon, Gold, Brisk, and Solarwing were here and would stay here...forever... "Now or never Izaiah, choose." Flare said in his head.

"Well..."

Author's Note

All right, this choice is up to all of you. Should Izaiah stay or go home and this whole story can be about Falcon and Sgt. Gold rather than all three of them? Comment below, majority rules. I give you all 3 days.

The decision...Damn it.

"Do you really want to go home, Izaiah?" Brisk asked with a small amount of hurt in his voice. Izaiah thought about this. RD looked a bit sad as well as Falcon, Sgt. Gold, Solarwing, the mane six, Celestia, Luna, and Brisk. If Izaiah went back, he could live life with humans and without wings, or ponies. If he stayed here, well, who knows what could happen. Falcon, Gold, Brisk, and Solarwing were here and would stay here...forever...

"Uh Flare? Any Ideas?" Izaiah asked in his head.
"Nope. This one is all yours, Major. Although, you should take a look at the girls if you do say yes. That might help." Flare said, sounding rather bored.

Well shit. Guess it's worth a shot. Izaiah thought.

"Well...Yes I do want to go home..." Izaiah looked at the girls. RD was depressed, Fluttershy looked like she was going to cry, Pinkie's mane deflated, Twilight, Rarity, and Apple Jack seemed disappointed. Izaiah looked at the guys. Sgt. Gold hung his head low, Falcon gave a pleading look, Solarwing looked a bit sad as well.

"But..." Everyone (pony) looked at Izaiah as he spoke. Izaiah looked to Gold, Falcon, Brisk, and Solarwing. "LT! WHAT IS THE FIRST RULE OF OUR SQUAD!?" Izaiah yelled out in his best, loudest, commanding, voice. A startled Falcon went rigid and responded in a normal voice.

"Um...don't be stupid?"
"WRONG ANSWER! ACCORDING TO RULE NUMBER 4, YOU HAVE BEEN DEMOTED TO 2nd LT!" Falcon hung his head low.

"Yes sir..."
Izaiah focused his attention on Gold. "SARGENT! EDUCATE THE LT. OF OUR RULES!"

"SIR YES SIR!" Gold turned to Falcon "SIR! RULE NUMBER ONE! THE SQUAD STAYS TOGETHER, NO MATTER WHAT! RULE TWO! BE AS STUPID AS YOU NEED TO BE TO GET THE JOB DONE! RULE THREE! RESPECT ALL OFFICERS IN COMMAND! RULE FOUR! FAILURE RESULTS IN DEMOTION! RULE FIVE! TREAT WAR VETERANS WITH EXTREME RESPECT, EVEN IF YOU OUT RANK THEM! LAST RULE! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, WELL TOUGH SHIT!" Once Gold had finished "educating" Falcon, he turned back to Izaiah and saluted, waiting for Izaiah to respond. Izaiah saluted.

"Report."
"SIR! THE LT. HAS BEEN EDUCATED, SIR!"

"Good job Sargent, you are dismissed."
"THANK YOU SIR!" Gold cried out, relaxing. Brisk smiled as well as Solarwing. The mares still looked confused and sad. Izaiah sighed.

"That means I'm staying." The mares perked up, and let out a cheer. Izaiah shook his head. "So what are we discussing Celestia?"
Celestia regained her composure.

"Right. Let's discuss where you boys will be living. Sgt. Gold?"
"Yes ma'am?"

"I will assume you would like to stay with Pinkie Pie Correct?" Gold looked at her with a huge smile and nodded enthusiastically. "Pinkie Pie, are you okay with this?" As if it wasn't obvious, Pinkie nodded quickly, her body tingling with excitement. "Good." She looked towards Falcon who stared back with a confused set of eyes. She nodded to him. "Lieutenant Falcon was it? You choose where you would like to stay." Falcon looked around in surprise not expecting this. He locked eyes with Twilight. She smiled. Falcon turned back to Celestia.

"If Twilight would be so kind, can I stay with her?"
"Yes. Twilight?" Twilight nodded.

"I would be more than happy to take him in."
"Alright now..."

Brisk interrupted. "Hold on Tia. Before we discuss Izaiah's and Solarwing's home arrangements, I'd like to ask a question." Celestia nodded and Brisk turned to the two high ranking officers. Brisk looked at them for confirmation. "May I?"

"Shoot." Izaiah said, looking on in curiosity, as did Solarwing.
"Ok, so here it is. I have organized a military branch meant to protect Equestria from terrorists and enemy armies. You have already met the branch I am talking about and I have got to say, I am a might disappointed in them. They are disorganized and unskilled. The four of you thrashed them badly without a sweat and I fear that our foes could do the same. So I was wondering if you two could train them. With the both of your experience, I believe you could change the marines from hopeless to fearsome."

Izaiah and Solarwing looked on debating this offer. Izaiah looked at Solarwing. "I don't know, what do you think Captain?" Solarwing shrugged.

"I have nothing better to do." He looked to Brisk. "I can try sir, but I make no promises." Brisk nodded.
"What about you Izaiah?"

"If Solarwing is on board then sure. However, I set the rules, and I would like to wait until the squad and I are comfortable with living in this new world. Fair sir?"

Brisk nodded. "I will give you a month, they have a yearly training segment then, if I am not mistaken. I expect you to be there training them. This includes you too Captain. Understood?"

"YES SIR!" They cried out in unison, saluting. Brisk nodded to Celestia for her to continue.
"Alright, as far as where you two can stay...It is your choice. You could stay in Canterlot, and live here with us, or you can live with one of the mane six."

Solarwing looked at Izaiah. "It's up to you."
Izaiah ginned. "Staying with me huh? Any reason for that?"

"I've been assigned to you by Princess Luna, my teacher."
Izaiah looked at him with a furrowed brow. "So basically I now have a personal guard?" Izaiah looked at the night Princess. "You do now I can hold my own right?" Luna nodded.

"There is a reason for this major. See my student is kind of a loner, all he does is train, train, train. He seriously needs a life." Luna said bluntly.

"Hey!"
"It is true. Major, do you think that you can change that? Please?"

Izaiah nodded as he cringed. "Just please call me Izaiah. Please."
The night princess raised an eye brow. "Why do you hate your rank so much Maj-Izaiah? If anything, you should be proud of it."

Izaiah looked at her shaking his head. "Bad memories. Tell you what, princess Luna, I can show the memory to you in my mind, if you can do something for me."

She nodded. "What do you need?"
"Can you give Falcon, Gold, and I, the ability to talk to one another inside our minds again?" Izaiah asked.

"I will do you one better. I will give you three the ability to see, hear, and talk to one another in your minds and anyone else you desire. With permission of course. Now show me this bad memory of yours." Izaiah nodded as she read his mind. Three minutes later, Luna leapt out of her throne and tackled him to the floor, crying. Izaiah, surprised, retuned the embrace, stroking her mane, trying to comfort her. Everypony else looked on in confusion. Celestia tried to read Izaiah's mind once more but Izaiah had already shoved that memory deep, deep, down where nobody would find it. He shook his head at Celestia. She just let out a defeated sigh and slumped back into her throne. After a few minutes, Luna calmed down.

Izaiah spoke. "So girls, would any of you be willing to take Solarwing and I in?" Guess who was the first to say yes. Yup, Rainbow Dash.
"I will!" RD said loudly, scaring the shit out of Solarwing, who was standing beside her. He must have jumped a good four feet off the ground.
"Sorry." She said as Solarwing crashed to the floor.
Izaiah rolled his eyes at RD's antics.

"Anything else for us Celestia?" Falcon asked ignoring everything that was happening. She put a hoof to her chin in thought. Then her eyes lit up in remembrance.

"Twilight, didn't you have something to say? About them learning about Equestria and such?" The boys looked at Twilight. She looked confused for a moment then spoke.

"Right! Thank you for reminding me." She looked at Izaiah. "You and your squad need to come by the library every two days or so, so I can teach you about politics and how things work here in Equestria." Izaiah, Falcon, and Gold groaned in displeasure. Twilight looked at them with a harsh look. "That's an order. Understood?" Before Izaiah could respond, Falcon asked,

"What authority do you have over us exactly? As far as I know, we outrank you severely." Izaiah sighed and shook at his second in command's stupidity. Twilight simply grinned. She turned towards Brisk who gulped.

"I don't know, what authority exactly do I have General Brisk?" Sighing and turning to face Falcon, he stated;
"As Twilight being Princess Celestia's protégé, she has the authority of a Senior Captain, meaning, she outranks all of you aside from Izaiah and Solarwing, who know better than to argue with a female of any kind. So I would simmer down and listen if I were you Lt."

Falcon's jaw hung open. Blinking, he shut his mouth closed. Almost whispering, he said; "I'm sorry, forget I said anything."
Twilight smirked as she nodded to him.

"Now that we are done, lets pack up and head back to Ponyvile ok?" Twilight said, walking to the Princess, saying her farewells.
Celestia called out to Rainbow Dash; "If you have time before leave, the Wonderbolts are practicing in the Royal Garden so if you-...she's gone. Wait. Where's Izaiah?"

"C'mon Izaiah! They might leave soon-" She was cut off by a light blue Pegasus crashing into the ground before them. He was wearing a blue suit with lightning shapes on the sides. He had gashes in his sides, making him bleed profusely. Rainbow Dash rushed over to him. "Are you alright? What happened?" The Pegasus groaned in pain as he got up. He spoke in a pained voice.

"I'm fine...just...get the guard...griffins are attacking...my team..." The Pegasus slumped to the ground. Izaiah looked to Rainbow Dash. He was pissed.

"Get the guard and get this guy to the hospital." He said the words from his blade and changed to his human form. "I'll deal with this." He took to the skies, cradling his M4. The gardens was a battle ground. The rest of the Pegasus' team were being beaten badly and were outnumbered by a shit ton of griffins. "Alright Flare, you can take half control. No kills, just wound them. Understood?"

"Fine. But I'm using my flame form." A burst of flames appeared next to Izaiah. Flare's form looked like this;

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They took off, targeting the griffins with weapons. Taking aim, Izaiah shot a few rounds into a griffin's shoulder, making it cry out in pain, releasing it's hold on the pony in it's grasp. The pony, taking this chance, spun around and took the griffin down with a few well placed kicks to the head and side. The griffin went down and fled in pain. The pony he helped flew up to him.

"Thanks. Who are you?" The pony asked as Izaiah shot down more griffins, aiming for the wings and legs. He brought out another clip, and slipped it into his gun. He looked at the pony. It was a mare, with a dark yellow coat, and fiery orange hair. Izaiah held out a hand.

"Major Izaiah Midflame. Who are you?" The mare grinned.

"Major Spitfire, Captain of the Wonderbolts."

"Well then, shall we carry on? You know how to use a DE right?" Izaiah held out his Desert Eagle to her. She took it and shot down 7 griffins with expert speed and aim. Izaiah raised an eyebrow. "I take that as a yes. Good. Let's go." The flew to the battle guns blazing, sending the griffins away with some serious battle scars. The marines and solar guard showed up, and with a combined effort, they sent them into a full on retreat. The ponies cheered in victory. Flare returned to Izaiah's body. Izaiah grabbed Rainbow Dash, who had a few wounds herself, and flew to Ponyvile together, where their friends would be waiting.

Major Spitfire finished checking up on her team, and set out to find the human from earlier. She needed to thank him for helping out and give him his Desert eagle back. She flew around, asking ponies left and right they had seen him but they all had the same answer. "Who?"

"Oh that guy...He just left." A marine answered with a bit of anger in his voice. Spitfire sighed.
"Damn it... I will find you...someday..." She holstered the pistol and flew back over to her team.

Author's Note

Alright, now we are out of the castle! Finally we can do some bonding with the mane six n Ponyvile.
Until next time....bye! Oh yeah before I forget, please give some feedback and point out any errors you happen to see. I always look at the comments so if you can help, that would be much appreciated. :scootangel:

Waffles, hugs, and pt

Falcon was awakened by the blinding light of Equestria's sun. Groaning, he tried to cover his eyes with his hooves, only to find that they were already preoccupied with holding the most beautiful unicorn in the world. She was curled up to him, with her head on her chest and snoring softly. He chuckled as her ear twitched, making her wake up.

"Five more minutes..." Twilight grumbled, nuzzling Falcon's chest. Falcon grinned. He had no problems with staying in bed for a bit longer. Twilight was so FUCKING soft! Plus, she looked adorable in her sleep. But the universe (or the author :trollestia:) had other plans.

"Yeah, I don't think so." A voice echoed around the room, making Falcon and Twilight jump out of the small bed in surprise. Their eyes widened at what they saw. Leaning against the door frame of Twilight's room, was Izaiah, crossing his arms, and decked out in a white tank top and camo pants, showing of his well toned muscles and built physique. He still had his DE holstered to his leg, and his Sword slung onto his back. Twilight's eyes were huge as she saw Izaiah's muscles. Falcon saw this and cleared his throat in annoyance, snapping his marefriend out of it. She gave falcon a sheepish grin. Izaiah just rolled his cyan eyes before continuing. "Alright, lovebirds," The two blushed at the comment, but Izaiah paid no mind. "I was sent by your friends to tell you that we are all having breakfast at sugarcube corner, and you two are invited." Izaiah smirked. "Actually, you don't have a choice, but, I wanted to be nice, seeing you two sleeping so peacefully. You have five minutes." and with that, Izaiah was gone, with a beat of his wings and an opened window. Twilight and Falcon looked at each other. Falcon smiled.

"I guess the cat's out of the bag now huh?" Twilight just nodded before grabbing Falcon, and a brush, and ran through the library and out of the door, heading to Sugarcube Corner.

True to his word, Izaiah and all of their friends were waiting outside of sugarcube corner. To Falcon, the building looked like a gingerbread house. Sgt. Gold was trying to eat the small building, while Rarity and AJ tried to convince him that it wasn't real gingerbread, Izaiah was on the ground, tied up, while three little fillies stood on top of him, planting a small flag on his back, smiling in glee. Rainbow Dash, Solarwing, and Spike were laughing at Izaiah's capture and discomfort. Even Fluttershy was giggling behind her long, pink, mane. During this all, Falcon was thinking; "Where is Pinkie Pie?" Little did he know, he and Twilight were about to find out. A loud singsong voice boomed behind the two unicorns.

"GOOD MORNING!" Startled, Falcon jumped a good 20 feet, and Twilight had to grab him in her magic so he didn't break his legs on the way down. Shaking, Falcon looked at Pinkie Pie in horror.

"W-what the hell? YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!" Pinkie Pie grinned as she pulled out a checklist out of nowhere and checked something off. Twilight and Falcon shook their heads and turned their attention to the group of ponies (and human) waiting for them. Rainbow Dash noticed the two unicorns and waved them over. Finally reaching the group, Falcon took a deep breath and stated;

"So I take it that you all know that Twilight and I are dating?" Many jaws dropped and a chorus of "what?!" emanated from the group of ponies. Falcon looked in confusion while Twilight did this;:facehoof:. Falcon looked at Izaiah who was still tied up on the ground. Izaiah grinned and said;

"I didn't tell them. You just dug your own grave on this one, buddy." The mares crowded Twilight, asking questions like;
"Is he a good kisser?" "How'd he do it?" "How big's his-" Izaiah cut RD off there.

"HEY! CAN YOU PONIES JUST FU-FUGING UNTIE ME! I WANNA EAT!" Izaiah yelled out, watching his language. Saving Twilight and Falcon from embarrassment. The mares complied and they all went inside and sat a large booth. Fluttershy blushed, as Izaiah asked if he could sit next to her. A hint of jealousy flared in Rainbow Dash's eyes before she hid it, and sat next to Solarwing, who had seen that look. She whispered harshly;

"Not one word or you'll regret it." Solarwing gulped before nodding. After a few minutes, Mrs. Cake came around with a butt load of menus. Izaiah ordered waffles, and so did everypony else. The group barely fit at the table. So they brought another table over. Izaiah looked at the fillies from earlier who had captured him. "So..." He started in a neutral tone, "Who are you three?" The white unicorn filly with purple and pink hair responded in a proud and squeaky tone;

"We're the cutie mark crusaders! My name's Sweetie Belle!" Then the orange Pegasus filly with purple hair piped up.
"And I'm Scootaloo!" Then the last filly, a butter yellow earth pony with a red mane and matching bow spoke up.

"An my name's Applebloom!" Her accent was very similar to AJ's, so Izaiah assumed that they were sisters. Rarity and Sweetie Belle were obviously sisters, they both had the same white luxurious coat. Then again; so did Falcon...

"What's your name mister?" Applebloom asked him.
"My name's Izaiah."

"That's a weird name."
"I'm a weird guy.

"Good point." Izaiah rolled his eyes at Applebloom's comment. The fillies excused themselves from the table and RD seemed to want to know something rather, personal.

"So Falcon, how big's your-" Falcon cut her off quickly, blushing furiously.
"So Izaiah, did you know how soft the mares are here? It's like a hugging a plushy." Izaiah's eyes lit up before giving a hungry look to RD and Fluttershy, and before he could grab one of them, both of the Pegasus' bolted from the table. They were out of Izaiah's reach. He was about to go after them, when a familiar Pegasus walked through the door of Sugarcube Corner. The group gasped and Izaiah smiled before he ran and tackled her in an embrace yelling out, "SPITFIRE!"

Major Spitfire was not expecting this kind of welcome when she walked inside, wanting waffles. And now, she was being hugged by Major Midflame! "Although, this isn't that bad, he's warm, and soft, and smells like strawberries. Mmm....strawberries...." Spitfire thought while she was being embraced by the human. A few moments later, much to Spitfire's disappointment, Izaiah let her go, and stood up.
"Sorry about that Spitfire, I had to find if hugging mares was worth it or not. Although, I definitely say that was worth it."

"It's quite alright, Major Midflame, I may have enjoyed it." Izaiah nodded as he cringed slightly
"Please, we're not on duty, Izaiah is more then fine. What brings you here today?"

Spitfire grinned. "Waffles."
Izaiah grinned even more. "Funny, me too. Why don't you join us? We all ordered waffles and you can have some of mine, seeing how I tackled and hugged ya without your permission."

"I guess...as long as it's ok with your friends...I don't want to be much of a bother." It didn't take long for a chorus of "sure" to have Spitfire sit with them. She sat next to Izaiah and was bombarded by a series of questions from RD which she promptly answered. Soon enough, the waffles arrived and the table was a battle ground, fighting for syrup, butter, or another waffle. Izaiah had 6 of those buttery, golden, fluffy, waffles and then gave the rest to Fluttershy and Spitfire. They nodded their thanks, then dug in like wolves, much like the rest of the table. Izaiah slipped away from the group, (they didn't even notice,) and made his way over to Mrs. Cake. She smiled as he approached.

"Was it getting too wild for you Mr..."
"Midflame, but please just call me Izaiah. Also, no, I just need to do a few things today. So...where's the bill for our table?"

"It's alright, you all are friends of pinkie pie so we covered the bill." Izaiah's eyes widened.
"You don't have to do that. I can pay for it." The blue mare raised an eye brow.

"Are you sure?"
"Yes."

"Ok that'll be 170 bits." Izaiah didn't even flinch as he pulled out a pouch of gold bits. Mrs. Cake's eyes widened.
"Here's 300. Keep the change. Bye!" Izaiah laid down three golden bits in front of the mare and ran out the door, getting ready for some solo PT. Izaiah ran at a fast pace, doing laps on the path in the park. Each time he completed a lap, he did 20 four count push ups and did various core work outs. After his 8th lap, Izaiah was sweating hard and his body ached. Figuring he should stop before he passed out, Izaiah whipped out his mp3 player and laid down. This song was playing as he rested;

Izaiah sighed as the music calmed him. A cool breeze ran down his tense body, and ponies played in the park, birds chirped, everything seemed so...peaceful. Much better than earth, that's for sure.

Izaiah got up when the music ended and decided it was time to practice his flying. Spreading his wings, and was about to start this song...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKOlBZJ7Izs&list=PL6t0zeP90CaJk1BSs-o8_yI0ZJzInGyxK

...when he realized he wasn't alone. Spitfire, Fluttershy, Solarwing, Rainbow Dash, had prepped their wings as well, while Twilight and everypony else sat on a large picnic blanket. "Well? Start the song!" RD said impatiently. And so he did.

The rest of the day was spent flying and singing along to Izaiah's songs. When it grew dark, everyone got ready to head their separate ways. Izaiah walked slowly around with Spitfire, neither of them ready to go. "We've gotta do this more often, I haven't been this tired since basic training!" Spitfire laughed as she agreed with Izaiah. Flying alongside these ponies and Izaiah had been the most fun Spitfire had in a while. Then a few thoughts appeared in Spitfire's mind. 1. She really liked Izaiah now. 2. She had to go. 3. She still has his DE.

"Hey! that reminds me! I still have your gun, I'll have to get that for you." Spitfire said, pushing those other thoughts away for now. Izaiah shook his head.

"Keep it. That can symbolize that we're friends, and I have your back." Spitfire went wide eyed.
"A-are you sure?" Izaiah nodded. Rainbow Dash flew over to them.

"Hey! Izaiah! We're all having a sleepover at Twi's! Spitfire, you're invited as well." Rainbow dash said.

Izaiah sighed.
"Damnit. Ok. Spits, you comin?" Izaiah had started calling Spitfire that as the day continued, and she was ok with it. It wasn't a bad nickname. She had nothing better to do so why not?

"Sure....as long as its alright with all of you..."
"Alright! Let's go!" Rainbow Dash said excitedly.

Author's Note

Alright there is bound to be errors in this chapter so...please point them out. And yea this one was a tiny bit rushed. Sorry. Have a puppy

oh yea, that's my type of dog :scootangel:

Secrets to keep...

As they walked to the library, Gold and Solarwing couldn't help but see that Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Spitfire were getting REALLY friendly with Izaiah and he didn't seem to notice. Solarwing fell in step with Sgt. Gold. "Sargent, I have a question."

"Shoot."
Solarwing took a long breath. "Does Izaiah even like mares? Or is he...um..." Gold chuckled.

"He's not gay, the guy can't go seven seconds without thinking about mares or women for that matter. Why? Are you gay?"
Solarwing quickly shook his head. "No, I've got my eye on AJ but, that's not important. Is he just stupid?" Gold shook his head.

"Trust me, Izaiah might be smarter than Celestia. If you mean about females, then yes. He is not good with understanding body language other than aggression."

Solarwing laughed. "So should we let him know that he has four mares falling for him?" Gold grinned.
"Nope he's gotta learn at some point don't you think?"

"Right. Falcon knows not to tell him right?"
"Yeah, but let's make sure.." The two walked faster, catching up to Falcon, who was walking with Twilight and Spike.

(Meanwhile...)
"So...um...Izaiah...when's your birthday? If you don't mind saying that is..." Fluttershy asked, barely audible even though Izaiah was carrying her. Izaiah thought about it.

"What month is it?" He asked no one in particular.
"It's March 12th." Rainbow Dash said, floating on her cloud.

Izaiah's eyes widened. "Shit! GOLD! FALCON! OUR BIRTHDAY IS IN THREE DAYS!" Izaiah yelled out. They cussed. They had arrived at Twilight's library. The mares looked at Falcon, Gold, and Izaiah in surprise.

"Three days?!" They all said in unison. Rarity and Pinkie pie excused them selves from the sleepover to go and plan? Maybe? Even the author doesn't know what those two are going to do. Sgt. Gold left as well, going after Pinkie Pie. The rest of the group calmed down and sat in a large circle with a bottle in the center. They were going to play Truth or Dare.

"Hey Twi? Do you have a shower I can use and can you summon some clothes for me to sleep in?" Twilight's horn flashed and he now had shorts, a tank top, and some underwear. "Thanks. Go ahead and start without me, i'm going to be a bit." Some "aww"s were heard but Izaiah had to shower.

Rainbow Dash listened for Izaiah to get the water running and then she got things started. "OK. Before we start, I have a question. AJ, tell me if someone is lying ok?" AJ nodded and everyone was curious for her question. "Ok so...um..." RD took a long breath. "Who likes Izaiah. I mean like, like him. Blushes formed on a few mares. Slowly, Fluttershy raised her hoof. Next was Rainbow Dash. Finally Spitfire raised her hoof, shocking everyone.

"Why?" AJ asked the three of them. Oddly enough, Fluttershy was first.
"Well...h-he's funny, h-he's sweet and k-kind..."

Spitfire was second. "He saved my life and like Fluttershy said, and for those reasons."
Rainbow Dash nodded to Spitfire. "Me too. So let's set some ground rules." The two other Pegasus looked confused.

"Number one, no one speaks of this." Everypony nodded. "Number two...um don't mess with each others chances. Number three. Do any of us have a problem of being in a herd with him?" They shook their heads. "Ok that's it. I'm done. Sounds like Izaiah is done. Quick, spin the bottle!"

(When Izaiah was finished in the shower...) Izaiah kept the shower going as he raged against his memories.
"DAMMMMNNNIIIIIIITTTTT! Why today! UUURRRAAAHHH!" Izaiah yelled as he slammed his fists on the wall. The warm water cascaded down his shoulders, and the streams of water washed away the blood from his body. When this had started, he had lost control, and his body took damage from anything within reach. But now he finally had control His eyes were a rusty silver, and his eyes were bloodshot.
"Flare....what the hell..." Inside Izaiah's head Flare was freaking out, trying to contain the memories of war and death that haunted Izaiah every year.

"Izaiah, I'm sorry! Its harder now that Gold and Falcon are gone! I'm not used to this!" Izaiah growled as he shook his head, trying to rid the memories away.

"It...it's alright...I let my guard down." Izaiah sighed. "In less than three weeks, I will be expected to...kill once more. So they're going to come full force...hopefully these mares will be able to help me...alright, Flare, don't block out Luna anymore....we need to talk."

"...Yes sir. I will try to keep it all under control while you are with the mares, ok? But when you are alone, you have to take control or we are fucked."

"Fair enough,...turn my eyes blue, and get the...red outta my eyes."

"Gotcha."
"Alright nothing happened, I just...took a shower, im fine...im fine." Izaiah tried to reassure himself as he pulled on his shorts and tank top. He headed down the stairs.

"Oh fuuuuuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk.... Izaiah! DO NOT GO DOWNSTAIRS!" Flare cried out in Izaiah's mind but it was too late. What the group saw was Izaiah, with cuts and bruises all over his body, and he was now bleeding badly. The pain took over Izaiah as he lost his adrenaline completely.

"Hey all...I... think I need to go to the....hospital-" Izaiah weakly said before slumping to the ground.
"IZAIAH!" Everypony yelled out, even the stallions. Fluttershy was the first to react. She ran to Twilight's first aid kit hanging on the wall. Grabbing gauze and wipes, she started on cleaning his wounds and stopping the bleeding. The wounds looked worse than they actually were. Fluttershy gave a thankful sigh. He wasn't going to die, but she needed to take care of him properly and fast.

"Spitfire! Rainbow! Come here." Fluttershy ordered the two over so they could help. "He doesn't need to go to the hospital..." Everyone sighed thankfully. "But I need to get him over to my house so I can treat him better. So I need Spit-" Twilight cut her off.

"It would be faster for me to teleport us three there. Brisk and the marines already teleported him before, so it won't hurt him." Fluttershy nodded and Twilight teleported them to Fluttershy's cottage. Fluttershy flew off, looking around for her supplies. Twilight set Izaiah down, and her horn flashed as she tried to use healing magic on him. Izaiah's body glowed a golden sizzling hue. Izaiah's eyes snapped open. He quickly grabbed Twilight's horn, despite the pain coursing through his body, and cut off her magic. Twilight went wide eyed.

"D-don't....huff....my lightning....would kill...." Was all he could say before slumping to the ground, panting. Fluttershy returned, with a damp wash cloth and more bandaging. She worked quickly, while Twilight stood at the ready to teleport them to the hospital. After a few minutes, Fluttershy finished, panting. "Thank you for your help Twilight, can you move him to my bed? I'll sleep o the couch, I want him to be as comfortable as possible." Twilight complied, levitating the sleeping human to Fluttershy's bed. Once she was done, Twilight went back down stairs where Fluttershy was waiting nervously. Twilight sat down before asking what was wrong. Taking a breath, Fluttershy told Twilight what was on her mind.

"T-those were s-self inflicted wounds Twi..." The purple unicorn's eyes widened. "I think there's something he's not telling us, something worse then Flare's temper tantrum's. I want to keep this between you, me, falcon, gold, and the princess'. If we tell any of the others, they'll just pester him and I don't think that is the best way to get this out of him. Please?" Twilight agreed.

"Are you going to be fine jus by yourself? I can stay and help if he gets worse..." Twilight offered politely. Fluttershy shook her head.
"No, i'll be fine. You still have to tell the others how he's doing and I'm sure Falcon is missing his mare friend. Twilight blushed before hugging her friend, and teleporting back to the library. Fluttershy sighed before getting comfortable on the uncomfortable couch.

(A few minutes later...in Fluttershy's room.)
"Damn...she's really good at patching people up, I should have your body completely healed in a few hours, thanks to Fluttershy." Flare said in amazement inside Izaiah's head. Izaiah tore off the bandages on his legs, letting him walk. It was painful to walk, but she was NOT sleeping on the couch, Izaiah thought. He found the butter yellow Pegasus curled up on the couch. Picking her up in his arms, she let out a cute little "eep!" sound. He brought her to her bed, tucking her in before heading to the couch down stairs. But a certain yellow Pegasus wasn't having any of it.

"Where are you going?!" She asked in a scolding, stern voice.
"To the couch..."

"Back to the bed."
"No, you are not sleeping on the couch in your own house! Take the bed."

"Fine but you have to be in bed too, you're hurt so you aren't sleeping on the couch." Izaiah let out a defeated sigh.
"....Fine...."
and so, the two laid in bed, back to back and fell asleep. (They won't be back to back in the morning, that's for damn sure:rainbowdetermined2:)

Author's Note

All right, you know the drill! Get to it and have a wonderful day! or night! whatever!

Sunday morning....

Equestria's bright sun shone brightly on Izaiah, making him wake up quickly. He tried to block the sun with his arm, but like Falcon yesterday, he was preoccupied with holding one of the most beautiful mares in existence. She looked so adorable with her mane all ruffled up and all over the place. Her cute, light, snoring made Izaiah smile a little.

"Psst. It's Flare. Maybe you should make her breakfast." Izaiah nodded.
"Good idea Flare. But I'll have to get out of bed with this beautiful mare just asking to be cuddled...oh well." Izaiah carefully slipped out of Fluttershy's bed, making sure he didn't wake her up. He shut the bedroom door as well. Walking down to the kitchen, he looked around for breakfast stuff. Izaiah heard the front door open and close, so he instinctively whipped out his DE at the intruder. Said intruder raised her hooves up. Izaiah smiled as he put the pistol away. "Good morning Spits..." She smiled back.

"What are you doing?"
"Making breakfast for Fluttershy, ya wanna help?"

"Well aren't you quite the gentlecolt. I'll help you out. You make the pancakes and I'll make the eggs and hay bacon." Izaiah nodded before turning on his mp3 player. Knowing it was Sunday, he scrolled down his list for the perfect song for that day. He turned the volume up and this song started;

Izaiah put the pan on the burner, and started snapping along with the song. Spitfire looked at him curiously as he started singing along to the song.

"Sunday morning rain is falling...Steal some covers, share some skin.." He grinned at Spitfire.
"Clouds are shrouding us in moments unforgettable
You twist to fit the mold that I am in...
But things just get so crazy, living life gets hard to do!
And I would gladly hit the road get up and go if I knew...
That someday it would lead me back to you" He pointed at Spitfire who cocked her head to the side,
"That someday it would lead me back to you"

"That may be all I need," Izaiah pointed at himself.
"In darkness, she is all I see..." He gestured upstairs where Fluttershy was sleeping.
"Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on Sunday morning
And I never want to leave"

Izaiah grabbed Spitfire's hoof and pulled her close.
"Fingers trace your every outline," Spitfire blushed as she got on her hind legs, almost at Izaiah's full height.
"Paint a picture with my hands" Izaiah swayed gently with her,
"Back and forth we sway like branches in a storm,
Change the weather still together when it ends..."

"That may be all I need..." Izaiah spun Spitfire around.
"In darkness she is all I see..." They danced slowly, getting used to each other's body. But then the song picked up.
"Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on Sunday morning
And I never want to leave"

Then the two were interrupted by the sounds of burning food and at some point, all of their friends, including Fluttershy, had sat down and watched the two dance and Izaiah sing. 'They had been watching the whole time any way, so I might as well sing the rest of the song.' Izaiah thought.

"But things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do...
Sunday morning rain is falling and I'm calling out to you
Singing someday, it'll bring me back to you
Find a way to bring myself back home to you...
May not know...

That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on Sunday morning..."
(end song here)

The group clapped as Izaiah and the song finished, and Izaiah shut off the mp3 player ad put it away. Rarity walked up to Izaiah. Izaiah nodded to her. "Morning Rarity! What can I do for ya?"

"Just a question."
"Fire away." He said as he poured more pancake mix into the pan.

"How did you learn to sing and dance like that? That was amazing darling!"
Izaiah blushed. "Oh please, I am not all that great at singing-"

"Oh hush! Don't be modest. You have talent, but...you use it for...fighting. Why?"
Izaiah sighed. "I want to be able to protect my friends and loved ones, so I fight so they don't have to. They don't deserve the loss and sorrows of losing some one they love." Hurt and sadness appeared in Izaiah's blue eyes. "I know all too well how it feels..." Rarity gave him a comforting hug from behind.

"I see...if you ever need someone to talk to, the girls and I are always here for you." Izaiah smiled.
"Thanks."

After a few minutes, breakfast was done and Izaiah had to ration out food because they had only made enough for five and now that the whole gang showed up, something had to be done. When he had gotten everypony situated, he sat down, sandwiched between Pinkie Pie and Rarity. He had started on his pancakes when Falcon asked;

"So what is everyone doing today?" Rainbow Dash had to go to work, Rarity was working on clothes for Izaiah, Fluttershy had to take care of her animals, Spitfire had practice later in the afternoon, Sgt. Gold and pinkie pie had to work at Sugarcube Corner, Falcon would be helping Twilight, AJ obviously had to work at the farm, but Izaiah and Solarwing stayed silent. Falcon noticed this.

"Izaiah, Solar, what are you to going to do today?"
Izaiah took a long breath. "We're going to Canterlot."

Everypony exclaimed; "WHAT? WHY?"
Sgt. Gold spoke; "You guys still have three weeks!" Izaiah nodded.

"Yes but we have some things take care of. Twi? Where's Lynx?"
"Who's lynx?"

"My sword."
"Oh. Its at the library in the bathroom still." Izaiah nodded before putting his dish in the sink, grabbing his DE off the counter.

"Solar. Meet me at the train station, and we'll fly from there. I gotta go... we will be back tomorrow night at the latest. See ya-" He was tackled into a hug by Rainbow Dash. Izaiah returned the embrace, sighing as he felt her soft, warm, fur on his body. Letting her go, he walked out, spread his wings, and sped off using his lightning. Sure enough, Lynx was laying on the sink of the bathroom. Izaiah grabbed it then took off towards RD's cloud home, where his BTUs were laying on the white cloud couch. Dressing in those, he sped off to the train station. Solarwing was already there, laying on a bench. Izaiah floated down on his cloud. "YO SOLAR!" Izaiah shouted when he was directly behind the Alicorn. Startled, Solar whipped around in his armor, wielding his sword. "Boo." Izaiah said more calmly, with a smirk. Solarwing shook his head.

"I'm just going to teleport us ok?" Izaiah groaned.
"Damn. What's the hurry?" Solarwing grinned.

"I've got a date tomorrow."
Izaiah could barely get out a "WHAT?!" before Solarwing teleported them both to the castle, where brisk and the princess' were waiting.

Author's Note

Love this song so here it is. That was Sunday Morning by maroon 5. Alright you all know the drill, so let's do this! Have a couple pics! (Ignore the long page of random letters and numbers...can't get id of them.:flutterrage:
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Let's go drinking!

"Hey Twilight? Since you like reading so much, why not write a story? Honestly, you girls have so much stuff happen to you, why not write about it?" Falcon asked as they left Sofa's and Quills and made their way to Pillows ad parchment. Falcon couldn't help but think, that it was all an elaborate scheme. Seriously! Why don't you just sell quills and ink with the parchment and sofas with the fucking pillows?!Twilight sighed.

"Well first things first, it would take way too long to write this all down, and some of the things we do are supposed to be a secret. So if I left those parts out, questions would arise and that could be bad. Also some things are too...embarrassing to write down. After all, I don't tell Celestia everything..." Twilight blushed.

Falcon nodded, agreeing with her. After a bit, they finished Twilight's errands. Falcon blushed through the whole trip. He couldn't stop staring at Twilight's ass. She had been swaying her hips and teasing him with her tail and sending lusty bedroom eyes over her shoulder.
'That's it! We are going to have sex tonight! She can't torture me like this! I don't care if i have to @#$% her!'

(Author: "Uh...bro...please don't make me write down that you raped Twilight...please....just...don't...do...it..." :fluttercry:)

It was dark outside when they reached the library, Falcon noticed that it was empty. Not even Spike was here.
'What the hell? Spike should at least be here...'
Twilight noticed his confusion. She sashayed her way over to him with half lidded, bedroom eyes.

"Library's closed today...and spike is going to AJ's for a cmc sleepover..." Falcon's eyes widened.
'So...she planned this...oh hell yes...' Falcon thought. Twilight whispered in his ear;

"Let's take this to the bedroom..." Then she started towards the stairs and Falcon started to follow, when Sgt. Gold barged through he door. He was wide eyed and panting.

"Izaiah wants to go to the bar and everyone is going. Are...you two...um coming...?" He started to hesitate when he saw the look that the two unicorns had. But then Twilight said excitedly;

"Ooh, I haven't had a beer party before! C'mon Falcon, let's go!" She rushed out of the door leaving the two stallions inside. Falcon looked at Gold with annoyance.

"Cockblocker."
"Sorry, but you know when Izaiah wants to get drunk, something bad happened."

Falcon sighed.

"Right as usual Gold. So Izaiah's the cock block this time. Fuck. C'mon, let's go see what's wrong with Izaiah this time..." It wasn't hard to spot the human and group of mares standing outside of a bar complaining. When Gold and Falcon joined the group, they learned that the bar was closed due to construction. AJ quickly solved the problem by inviting them all to the barn instead, where she boasted that she had some of the hardest cider known to pony. Izaiah agreed and soon enough, they were all inside the barn with cider in hoof. Grabbing a cider, Izaiah noticed that he could barely feel any form of buzz from the drink. Then Rainbow Dash made the mistake of betting that she could outdrink anypony or human. AJ, Izaiah, Solarwing, and Big Mac accepted the challenge. While AJ fetched the drinks, Falcon and Gold walked up to Izaiah and Solarwing.

"Alright Izaiah, what happened today? You hate getting drunk! So don't even try to say nothing happened." Izaiah sighed as he took another swig of his drink.

"Yes sir..." Falcon looked at Izaiah in confusion. Izaiah had his back to Falcon.

"Uh...Izaiah, you don't have to call me sir...you outrank me." Solarwing shook his head. A few of the mares listened in.
"As of today, I am 1st Lt. Solarwing, and that is Private First Class Izaiah Midflame."
Falcon, Gold, Spitfire, Twilight, and Big Mac gasped. Izaiah took another swig of his drink. He looked at the group before him. They gasped once more. Izaiah had hid his face for the majority of the evening, and for good reason. He had a nasty black eye.

"Yeah, and my leg and right wing were broken earlier, but Princess Luna healed me." Solarwing said, looking slightly pissed off. Then Pinkie Pie bounded up to the group. The energetic pink pony was swaying slightly already.

"Hey everypony! We're gonna play spin the bottle!" They cheered and walked over where an abandoned empty bottle was laying. Izaiah stayed back. Fluttershy noticed this. She walked over to where he was sitting.

"C-can i sit here?" Izaiah looked over at her with a softened gaze.
"Of course. I'm just going to watch for now." He chuckled as the bottle landed on Gold. Gold hesitated before walking over to Falcon, and quickly kissed him on the cheek. The two gagged afterwards and Falcon wiped his cheek. The mares laughed before the bottle was spun once more. Izaiah stared off in to space. But Pinkie Pie wasn't letting him opt out of playing.

"Izaiah! It's your turn!"
"No thanks."

"Izaiah! I order you to come over here and play! Look! Gold already had to kiss me, so get your ass over here!" Falcon said.
Izaiah sighed.

"Yes sir..." Izaiah plopped himself down next to Solarwing and Spun the bottle. A faint blue glow encased the bottle and the cap faced no one. No one but Izaiah seemed to notice, and a playful voice spoke in his head.

"Do not fear, Luna is here!"
Izaiah almost burst out laughing at the bad pun. The bottle was spun by AJ next, and it almost landed on Izaiah. But Izaiah and Luna had other plans.

"Hey Luna, make it land on Solarwing." Izaiah thought.
"I am already on it." The bottle was a slight blue once more and it pointed at Solarwing. He gulped as AJ walked over and pulled him into a deep and passionate kiss. Then she whispered something in Solarwing's ear, sending him into a full body blush. Izaiah didn't need to read AJ's mind to figure out what she said.
Next spin went to Twilight. The one who spun it was...Spitfire. They both gave a sheepish grin and passed. Falcon and Izaiah were not real happy. Izaiah was about to give them a piece of his mind, but Luna spoke in his head.

"I'm already helping you cheat so you can't really say anything. Fair?"
"Yeah...hey Luna, where are you?"

"I am sitting right next to you."
"I don't believe you-" A hoof ran down his back, between his wing joints, sending chills down his spine. "Never mind."

Falcon looked at Izaiah. "So...what happened today, Izaiah?" Izaiah grimaced.
"It's alright, what you did was right. I will try my best to help you get your position back." Luna comforted Izaiah in his head.

"Well here's the short version. Solarwing and I went in incognito as fresh marine recruits to see what they go through. Gold, remember when you were a green horn in the marines? All that crap you went through?" Gold nodded. "Well that's what I was expecting when we went in as recruits. It was much, much, worse. A whole, full, fit, squadron tested us to our limits. We did badly, just to see what would happen and, well, to be blunt, they beat the living SHIT out of Solarwing, and I was ganged up on as well. After my pony body started to suffer lots of damage, almost lethal, I turned human and we teamed up and showed them a lesson...in front of the whole core." Falcon and Gold's eyes widened in horror, knowing full well what happened when Izaiah got mad. Izaiah continued. "Col-no-General Brisk was furious, and he stripped me and Solarwing of our Ranks and threatened to dishonorably discharge us from the military and guard, as well as Equestria in front of the whole Pony core. Luckily, a Captain saved our asses. He managed to get Solarwing the rank 1st LT, and I was accepted back into the core. I am now under the jurisdiction of Eagle Company. The Captain of Eagle company wants me to go through Basic and advanced Training to see what I am made of, and if I deserve the rank of Major or not. Solarwing still has orders to train the marines in three weeks, but without me. I will be training alongside the core." Izaiah finished. But he laughed hen he saw that no one was listening anymore. Apparently, ponies are lightweights, because they all were sleeping on the ground, each other, and various random objects.

"Well then...I guess I will be spending a glorious night under these beautiful stars...all...alone..." An irritated Princess Luna suddenly appeared next to Izaiah.

"I am still awake and here...do not neglect me..."
"I know. I was just teasing you." Izaiah said smiling as he and Luna walked out into the apple orchard under the stars.

"Oooh...so the young human marine likes my sister? Hmph. I don't approve." Celestia whispered angrily. She and Brisk had been spending the last four hours spying on Izaiah and the elements of harmony on a large cloud. Brisk was getting bit restless.

"Izaiah and your sister will be fine...we could be doing better things with our time..." He said as one of his hooves ran down Celestia's sensitive wing joints, making her shudder and moan slightly. He started to drag his other hoof to somewhere more sensitive...only to have his hoof dragged away by Celestia's magic.

"N-no...we have to watch them! Look! He just rubbed her ear! He might be planning to..." Brisk sighed in defeat as the sun princess ranted on about how Izaiah shouldn't be trusted alone with her subjects. Brisk stared at Izaiah.

'Sorry for stripping you of your ranks and all, but really? Did you just have to cock block everyone?!'

Author's Note

So...that happened. Meh. Alright so shit's going to hit the fan real soon, so just power though these slow and boring chapters until then. I have some research to do so see ya!

What happens in the shower, stays in the shower...right? (Gold,Falcon,Izaiah)

Author's Note

Sorry about the wait, but im still not used to writing clop, hence why it might be horrible. :derpytongue2:
Alright you know the drill, let me know how the chapter was and any errors you spot, tell me in the comments. Bye!

What happens in the shower, stays in the shower...right? (Gold,Falcon,Izaiah)

It was a cloudy early dawn when Sgt. Gold awoke with a pink bundle of energy in his hooves. Her baby blue eyes shone brightly at Gold, her lips curved into a smile, making Gold smile brightly as well.

"Good morning Pinks..." He said, lightly planting a kiss on her lips. She sighed deeper into the kiss, savoring the sensation of Gold's soft lips against her own. After a few seconds, Gold pulled back from the kiss...or he tried to. Apparently, Pinkie Pie was in the mood for something more than a light kiss, because next thing Gold knew, he was no longer sitting on the wood wall of the barn, but on the bumpy dirt ground of the barn floor, and a pink mare stared down at him with hungry, half lidded eyes. Her hooves slid down his body slowly, making their way to Gold's gold...

(If you know what I mean...wink, wink, nudge, nudge...)
...and then AJ just had to walk into the barn of sleeping ponies and proclaim;

"EVERYPONY UP! BREAKFAST WILL BE MADE SOON!"
At the sound of breakfast, Pinkie, Gold, Falcon, Twilight, Rarity, Spitfire, Big Mac, and Fluttershy, bolted upright from their sleeping places and walked over to AJ excitedly. That was until they noticed a few bodies still sleeping. Gold and Pinkie were about to sing a wake up song before a jaw dropping sight stopped everypony in their tracks.

What they saw was Princess Luna, Izaiah, and Rainbow Dash sleeping soundly in some... very interesting positions. Princess Luna was sleeping with her legs spread wide, and all splayed out, using a pile of hay as a pillow, with a small amount of drool coming out of the side of her mouth. Izaiah was laying on the princess' soft underbelly, covering her marehood from view with his body. His wings limply layed about, crushed in between his back and Luna's stomach, while his arms cradled a lightly snoring cyan Pegasus, using her as a cuddle buddy or a body pillow...only thing was, her flank was the part Izaiah was using as a pillow for his head, while her head rested on his stomach smiling contently, only inches away from his crotch. His left hand was lightly gripping the base of Rainbow Dash's semi-erect wing, while his right hand and face resided on her cutie mark. There wasn't much for the group to do other than stare at the awkward sight.

A few minutes later, Princess Luna was forcefully teleported somewhere else, sending the two remaining sleeping bodies into the air, causing Izaiah and Rainbow to let go of one another, and crash to the floor, waking them both up.

Izaiah rubbed his eyes, yawning, as an ear bud fell out of his ear, attached to his mp3 player. "C-cmon guys...couldn't you have just taken my music out and...um...guys?" Izaiah asked with a raised eyebrow as his friends stared at him and Rainbow Dash with bulged eyes. RD looked as confused as he did (or was she faking it instead...?). Turning to Rainbow Dash he said; "Mornin, skittles! Any idea what's wrong with our friends here?" Rainbow blushed lightly, looking back at her friends.
"I have a few ideas..."

Izaiah took out his other ear bud.
"What was that?"

"Oh I just said...um...I don't know. Y-yea-ah that's it! I have absolutely no idea what's wrong with them."
Izaiah looked at her suspiciously. He knew that wasn't what she said, but he also didn't know what she did say. Luckily for RD, Falcon piped up with a question that caught everypony's attention.

"So AJ, you gotta shower we can use? I don't know about you, but I don't want to smell like some kind of a homeless drunk in the morning." AJ nodded, but then looked at the number of ponies around her.

"Um...ya'll are going to have to shower...together...for this 'ta work." The mares nodded, but the boys seemed unsure about this, especially Izaiah, who's wings nearly popped out. Solarwing walked in the barn, looking refreshed, showered, and ready to go, and explained to Izaiah and crew that showering with friends, was completely a-ok in Equestria. He also stated that he and AJ had taken one together not to long ago. Nodding, Gold and Falcon relaxed. Izaiah didn't. They spent the next few minutes pairing up ponies to shower together. The pairing was like this;

1st:Gold+Pinkie
2nd:Rarity+Fluttershy
3rd:Twilight+Falcon
4th:Mac ( C'mon he's huge! Plus...what happens if he gets excited? Then the mares might have a problem...")
5th:Izaiah+whoever was left

(Best organization ever!!!:twilightsheepish:) (Right, so down below will contain sex or described nudity. No Idea how you are going to skip over it if you wish, but I will put in big red, bolded letters, END NAUGHTYNESS for ya after the shower scenes. MK?)

LET'S BEGIN...

Sgt. Gold and pinkie pie were the first to shower so they headed into the large farmhouse of the Apple family. It was very spacious and cozy inside, and the wood walls were packed with pictures of family members and friends, and their various accomplishments. Pinkie seemed to know her way around so Gold followed her, and they reached a large master bathroom and the shower was big enough for three ponies, easily. While Gold gawked at the size of the bathroom, Pinkie Pie started the shower and hopped in.

"Well...she seems a little more settle than usual...scratch that...a LOT more settle than usual..." Sgt. Gold thought to himself as he gawked at the bathroom.

"Ohhhhh Sargent...." A lustful, sing songy voice beckoned Gold to the shower. Gold shook his head of his thoughts, before stepping into the running shower with his mare. Then, he was pushed, no, pinned to the wall of the shower, his eyes widening in surprise, and the pink mare pressed her lips against Gold's making them both sigh in contentment. Pinkie's tongue poked at Gold's lips, as if asking for permission to enter. Gold complied and their tongues fought for dominance, clashing against teeth and tongue, while Pinkie's hoof descended downward towards "the gold".

The Sargent broke the kiss suddenly and moaned as Pinkie's hoof stroked his already hard cock. It was a little bigger than a average stallion's, almost the size of Big Mac's. The pink mare's eyes bulged at the sight of the size of his manhood. She continued to rub Gold's length, slowly getting faster, and Gold's moaning grew as well. Pinkie Pie teased Gold with little nips and kisses here and there on his body, moving downward ever so slowly.

Soon enough, her face met the head of the cock she was jerking. She then placed a light kiss on the head and promptly took almost the whole length into her mouth and swiftly down her throat. As if the teasing wasn't hard enough to keep the load from coming out, this new tightness sent Sgt. Gold's mind reeling, and he almost blew it. Try as he must, Gold wouldn't be able to hold on for much longer. It became even harder when Pinkie pie bobbed her head slowly up and down, deep throating his length. A few seconds later, he moaned out;

"P-p-pinks!-ooh-i'm-gonna-cum-!" And with that, he blew his load, the hot sticky seed was sent down Pinkie Pie's throat, filled her mouth and then his cock slid out, sending it all over her face and mane.

Panting heavily, Gold slowly slid down the shower wall, and let the warm water cascade down his body, washing away sweat, cum, and dirt from his pitch black coat. Pinkie Pie swallowed and licked up the remaining of Gold's juices off of her face. Pinkie Pie gazed at Gold with half lidded baby blue eyes, and licked her lips. Sgt. Gold panted still, but regained some composure, and smiled back with golden amber eyes.

"N-next time, w-warn m-me...and...i'll...return the favor..." The pink mare nodded before moving her muzzle to Gold's and tried to kiss him. She pouted when he refused to let her.

"Oh, C'mon Goldie! Just one smoochy woochie?" (Sorry, not used to the language of Pinkie Pie yet.)
Gold shook his head. "Not when I know where your mouth has been." Pinkie Pie looked at him in confusion.

"But you didn't mind when I kissed you after giving Mackie a blowjob yesterday!" (eww...Pinkie! That's fucking nasty!)
Sgt. Gold's eyes widened and he felt the throw up ready and threatening to come out. The Sargent hopped out of the shower, raced out the bathroom door and out the house, rushing past Falcon, Solarwing, and AppleJack. Then he found a spot off to the side and emptied his stomach. Falcon walked up to the puking stallion and patted his back.

"Sargent, do I even want to know?"
"U-unless-hurghh-you want to be-blech-down here with me-hurk-LT, fuck off-" Then the Sargent continued his puking session. Falcon shivered.

'If Gold tells somebody to fuck off, it's gotta be real bad...' Falcon thought as he went to grab Gold some water.

An hour later...

Fluttershy and Rarity walked downstairs from the shower, finding all of their friends sitting at the huge Apple Family table. Sgt. Gold sat I front of a metal bucket, away from a pouting pink mare. An elderly green mare sat in a rocking chair in the corner of the room while AJ, Izaiah, Big Mack, and Applebloom cooked breakfast in the kitchen. Rarity found a seat next to Twilight, and proclaimed;

"The shower is open. Now it's your turn Darling." Twilight nodded before levitating a sleeping white unicorn, (Falcon) with her to the bathroom. Gently laying the sleeping stallion in the shower, Twilight giggled mischievously, and turned the cold shower water on at full blast. Falcon awoke quickly to the feeling of ice cold water soaking his thick unicorn coat. His emerald green eyes shone in fury at twilight, who grinned.

"What the fucking fuck Twi. Just what the fucking hell? Can I not go ONE FUCKING DAY WITHOU-" He was cut off by warm water and a Purple unicorn kissing him. He sighed as some warmth returned to his body. But it was short lived as the shower water went cold once more, freezing Falcon and Twilight both. The water didn't seem to get any warmer, so Falcon wanted to try something...else. The white stallion grinned as he took hold of Twilight, and forced her below himself. She let out a cute little "ah!" as Falcon stood above her, with a devilish grin.

"Wha-what are y-you d-doing?!" Twilight asked, shivering from the ice cold water. Turning around to Twilight's flank, and saying nothing, Falcon threw a smirk over his shoulder. The mare had a large blush on her face.

"I'm taking my mare." And with that, Falcon bent down and found a glistening wet marehood waiting for him. He simply stared at the sight of his mare's pink folds. Falcon started to have second thoughts.

'Shit. What am I supposed to here? Um....'

"I thought you were taking your mare? I guess that i'm going to have to take my stallion..." Twilight smirked as she licked the tip of Falcon's fully erect stallion hood, making him shudder in pleasure. His eyes reeled back in ecstasy, as Twilight's tongue licked his cock, wrapping her tongue around it, and sticking all of it in her mouth. The white unicorn stood no chance, and soon enough, he exploded, sending streams of hot seed all over his purple mare. Twilight's eyes bulged as she tried to swallow all of it, only succeeding in getting a small amount down, while the rest was washed away by the cold current of water of the shower. Falcon slumped onto Twilight's body, sending his cock ramming into her face, and his muzzle into her marehood, making Twilight yelp/squeal in pleasure/pain. Minutes later, Falcon still hadn't moved, leaving a freezing and soaked Twilight trapped under him.

"F-falcon?" The only response was a light snore. 'Oh buck me! He's asleep!' Twilight growled as she picked up Falcon up, and out of the shower. 'oh well...' Twilight thought as her hooves reached towards her dripping marehood, 'time to clop...' She looked at Falcon, sleeping peacefully. 'Hope you're happy, you motherbucker...'

By the time Twilight was finished with her ''business" and had dried off and woken Falcon, the ponies downstairs had already finished their breakfast and now were helping with the dishes. Izaiah, Solarwing, Gold, and Big mac washed while Aj, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and spitfire dried. Big Mac noticed Twilight and Falcon walk down the stairs, so he quickly made his way to the shower. The remaining dish crew plowed though the stacks of dishes in no time at all. Twilight watched from a distance while Falcon fell asleep on the floor.

'Sorry about the Lieutenant, he passes out at worst times...' A voice said in Twilight's mind, startling her. 'Heh heh, relax Twi, It's just me, Izaiah.'

Twilight's eyes widened. 'Um...I thought you couldn't use magic?' She thought back. Izaiah was still doing dishes, but his mind seemed to be else where.

'I can use lighting but that's it. Luna placed a spell on me to go into other ponies minds, and be able to see and hear everything they can. Sorry for intruding I just thought something was wrong.'

Twilight sighed before laying down next to Falcon. 'It's fine, it's just that...hey, Big Mac's done why don't you take a shower huh?'
Seconds later, Izaiah appeared in front of Twilight, crouching down to her level.

"Well let me know if you ever want to talk, I'll be here until Basic starts, ok?" Twilight nodded and Izaiah made his way to the bathroom.

(For those skipping my horrible clop parts, Here should be fine, unless preening is too mature for ya...)
END NAUGHTYNESS

When Izaiah started to get in the warm shower, he heard a semi-gentle knock at the door.
"Hey, it's Spitfire...um...can I come in?" A muffled voice behind the door asked. Izaiah rushed to his underwear, slipped it on, and climbed into the shower.

"Y-yeah you can come in..." The door opened and Spitfire slid out of her uniform, ready to take a shower. She hesitated however, knowing Izaiah's reluctance to be without his clothes. So instead of getting in with Izaiah, she just sat there, staring off into space thinking about what to do next. She didn't have to think for very long.

"Spits, its alright to come in here, I have boxers on. Some wet ones, but boxers all the same." A chuckling Izaiah chimed from the now open shower. Spitfire sighed in relief and turned to face Izaiah. His green plaid underwear stuck to his body tightly, and his wings were tucked in on his back. The warm wet streams of water greeted Spitfire and she felt her hair smoothing out.

Izaiah turned around and a breathtaking sight welcomed him.

Spitfire slight grin started to adopt a more confused look as Izaiah continued to stare at her with a gaping mouth.

"Um...I-Izaiah? I-Is something wrong?" Izaiah shut his mouth quickly and started to blush. He gave a sheepish grin and rubbed the back of his head.

"N-no it's just you look...beautiful..." Now it was Spitfire's turn to blush. Neither of them had anything to say so they awkwardly washed their selves. That was until it came to cleaning wings. Spitfire extended her right wing, and craned her neck to pull out a few feathers. Then she grabbed the bar of soap and started to scrub down her feathers. She seemed to have difficulty with getting the backside of her wings. Izaiah saw this and decided to help by grabbing some of his soap and asked,

"Hey spits, you want some help?" Spitfire's eyes widened and her yellow coat adopted a more crimson color. She looked at Izaiah with her blushing face and light orange eyes.

"You know about how-"
"Yes, I know. I have wings too." And with that, Izaiah ran his fingers through Spitfire's yellow wings, making her shiver at his touch. Izaiah left no feather untouched or cleaned. He may or may not have gotten Spitfire turned on a few times...by accident of course...bullshit...he can't convince himself with a lie.

'C'mon Izaiah, stop lying to yourself, you know you like her.'
'Shut up Flare, you know that I like Fluttershy. If you want to help, get me some confidence to ask her out. OK?'

'So you can face a whole trained pony army, a group of rogue griffins, and then jump from who knows how high without knowing how to fly, but you can't find the balls to ask out your crush?!'

Before Izaiah could respond, Spitfire interrupted his thoughts.
"Hey, um...thanks for doing this for me, I've always had trouble with that."

"Sure thing Spits, anything for a friend." Spitfire shyly put her fore hooves on Izaiah's shoulders and kissed him lightly on the cheek. She blushed, then got out of the shower dried off with a towel and left the bathroom. Neither Izaiah or Flare had any idea what just happened.

'WHAT THE FUCK?!' (Flare)
"WHAT THE HELL?!" (Izaiah)

'Yes! I did it! But what's going to happen next? Hope he doesn't hate me...' (Spitfire)
'Did she just kiss him?' (Rainbow Dash who was spying through the bathroom window)

(Several hours later...At the canterlot palace or castle or whatever the fuck it is...)

Princess Celestia was enjoying a nice bath with her rubber duckies when a flurry of knocks was heard on her bathroom door. She quickly hid her toys and said;

"Come in." A solar and lunar Pegasus guard burst in, panting. The lunar guard spoke first.
"S-sorry to interrupt you Princess, but the Griffin ambassador and his Guards would like to speak it you, immediately." Celestia's eyes widened then she nodded saying;

"Bring Izaiah here now, and tell him to get suited up. I want him here in case the griffins don't start anything funny. Understood?"
"Yes MA'AM!" The two guards cried out in unison before taking off once more. Celestia made her way to her bedrooms and put on her solar crest. She reached for her armor, but a voice stopped her.

"You won't need that Celestia." Celestia jumped and whirled around, coming almost face to face with a dark blue Pegasus, with a military BTU on, a Blue and white DE holstered to his rump, and a very familiar orange sword sheathed on his back.

"That was very quick Izaiah. You seem ready, so lets go." Celestia said as she brushed past Izaiah and towards the war room. Izaiah followed. As they turned another corner, Izaiah asked;

"Couldn't you have one of your other guards guard you?"
"I could but the last time we encountered the griffins in combat, was over 200 years ago. Right now, you, the wonderbolts, and Rainbow Dash, are the only ones experienced enough to fight them."

"Fair enough, can I switch to my human form?"
"Not yet. Only if things get real bad."

"Damn." The two were quiet when they reached the war room. As they entered, there was a great multitude of Griffins in uniform, guarding a griffin with black wings and green eyes, bearing a sword sheathed to his side and another to his back. He sat at the head of the table. Celestia took a seat across from him, while Izaiah stood guard at the door with a few griffins in a blue combat uniform.

"Good evening Celestia."
"Good evening. You have something you would like to discuss?"

"Yes, here it is. In the griffin nation, there has been a rather large arising of rebels, trying to kill the king and take over. The king has humbly sent me to ask if you would watch over his daughter while we take care of this problem. We believe that it would be more safe for her here, watched over by one of you best guards."

Celestia thought about this. "I believe we can do that for you, as long as our treaty keeps as it is."
The ambassador nodded. "It can't just be any guard though, we are entrusting you with the heir tour throne. So, I am sorry about this but will be capturing you to find out who's the best suited for the job. Griffins, ATTACK!" All of the griffins drew their swords and a bright flash blinded them. Izaiah emerged from the flash, and put his self in front of Celestia, drawing his sword, Lynx.

"Sorry, but you'll have to go through me." The griffins took no time at all before charging at Izaiah, weapons raised. The first griffin swung his sword at Izaiah's head, but Izaiah parried it away and kicked the griffin in the chest, sending him flying into his comrades. Izaiah looked around for the ambassador, and then rushed over to him, sending a kick into is chest and throwing his swords across the room, and out of their sheaths. Izaiah then grabbed the ambassador and held a sword to his throat.

"Anyone moves, and he dies." The griffin guard dropped their weapons and stepped away from Celestia, looking shocked. The ambassador in Izaiah's grasp chuckled. Izaiah let him go, sheathing Lynx and drawing his DE. The ambassador calmly sat at the table once more.

"And who is this deadly warrior Princess?" Celestia sat down across from the ambassador.
"That is-actually, he can say it." The ambassador craned his neck at Izaiah, who just sighed and holstered his pistol.

"Sir, I am Private First Class Izaiah Midflame." The griffin guard hung their heads low. The ambassador look confused.
"You...you're a private, and you took us down in a few seconds? That is impressive my boy. Would you mind looking out for The king's daughter?"

"Starting when?"
"Now."

"no"
"Please?"

"As long as she behaves. Then that's fine with me." The griffins gave a sigh of relief.
"Just send her to Twilight's library in Ponyvile. I will be there tonight." With that, Izaiah and Celestia walked out, leaving the griffins to get ready for departure.

"So Celestia, what is the king's daughter's name?" Before Celestia could respond a voice announced,
"The name's Gilda, who wants to know?"

Nobody ever listens. Damn.

Author's Note

Short and sweet...or not so sweet after all.. Oh, and before I forget, i'm going to go back and edit some of the earlier chapters, so when I am done, feel free to read some better chapters. Maybe i'll do it tomorrow...
Well...You all know what to do, so here it is, and enjoy. :derpytongue2:

Nobody ever listens. Damn.

"The name's Gilda, who wants to know?" Izaiah whipped around, putting Celestia behind him. This figure greeted him;

"Hey, Gilda. The one wanting to know is me, Izaiah Midflame." Izaiah held out a hand. Surprising Izaiah, she took it and shook it.
"So you're Izaiah huh? I thought we were meeting at Twilight's library?" She asked looking slightly confused.

"Well I was walking Celestia to her room but since she just abandoned us...let's go." The two took to the skies through an open window. All around them the stars shined and glittered peacefully. Izaiah flew closer to Gilda.

"So...Gilda, I've heard a ton of bad stuff about you, but you don't seem like a bad girl to me." Gilda sighed.
"Yeah. I was real bitch back then. But a few months after I defriended Rainbow Dash, I realized something. If i'm nothing but stuck up and rude to everyone I meet, soon enough I wont have any friends and I don't want it to be that way." She looked at Izaiah with sadness in her eyes. "I would have came back sooner to apologize, but the rebels attacked. I was forced into hiding with my father's guards. I just...felt so lonely and horrible! I bet they wont even give me a chance." She looked away, crying. She wasn't expecting the warm embrace from Izaiah that came next.

"It's alright, if they don't forgive you, I'll be your friend." Then Izaiah let go, flying away from the ground. Gilda did the same. She looked at him with hopeful eyes.

"Do you mean it?"
"Hell yeah. Hey Gilda, I heard that you're pretty fast, wanna race?" Gilda smiled, and a competitive look replaced the sadness in her eyes.

"Let's do it!"
"Bet i'll beat you!" Then Izaiah flew faster, keeping it way below the sound barrier. Gilda didn't break a sweat catching up to him. She smirked.

"That all you got slow poke?" Izaiah grinned.
"I'm not even warming up yet. Here's me actually trying. Try to keep up!" With that, Izaiah sped off, barely keeping it from breaking the sound barrier. Gilda STILL didn't have any problems keeping up. A bewildered Izaiah looked with a open jaw as Gilda broke the speed barrier, leaving a brown/gold trail in her wake.

'Well you learn something new everyday. You wanna use your lightning?' Flare mused on in Izaiah's head. Izaiah grinned.
"Nah, I have to keep my secrets right? Let's just break the sound barrier once this time." Soon enough, there was two sound breakers that night, one in a trail of brown and gold, and one in a trail silver and orange.

Gilda was the first to touch down in Ponyville, crashing in the middle of a park. Izaiah was next, but with a smoother landing. He crashed face first next to Gilda. Izaiah bounced back up on his feet and brushed his BTUs off. He chuckled.

"I guess we both need to work on that landing huh? Oh and you might want to move, now." Gilda stepped to the side as Lynx impaled itself into the ground where the griffin had just been. Izaiah grabbed lynx and sheathed it, and told Gilda to follow. The two made their way out of the park and walked down the quiet streets of Ponyville. Izaiah was about to put in his ear buds when Gilda asked;

"So are you living with Twilight?" Izaiah shook his head. "So why are we going there?"
"I told them all to gather so they could meet the one I was guarding." They arrived at Twilight's library. Gilda stopped in her tracks.

"Wait. All of them are there?"
"Yeah, why?" Izaiah furrowed a brow as he looked at her. She backed away from the door.

"I don't think this is a good idea...what if they attack me?" Izaiah rolled his eyes.
"That's why i'm here, now come on." Then he grabbed Gilda by the talon and walked through the door.

The first to see Izaiah was Twilight and AJ. "Hey Izaiah-" They greeted him before seeing Gilda behind him. Both mare's eyes narrowed and Twilight's magic gained hold of Gilda, ready to fling her against the wall or into a bookshelf, but Izaiah had expected this. Pulling a copper bit out of his pocket, he threw it at Twilight's horn, hitting it and making her lose control of her magic. AJ was about to charge at the griffin but Izaiah knocked the legs from under her and shook his head at the two.

"Is that any way to treat a guest? Go get the others and have them meet in the center of the library where the couches are. Don't try anything, I will use force if I have to." The two glared at Izaiah and Gilda before going to get the others. Izaiah looked back at Gilda.

"Are you ok Gilda?" She nodded. "Good. Let's go sit down. This might be harder than I thought." Gilda gave him a 'I told you so' look before they sat down at the couch, across from the glaring mares who sat at the other couch. Solarwing stood off to the side, keeping an eye on AJ while Falcon and Sgt. Gold restrained their mares. Izaiah clasped his hands together.

"So who wants to start first?"
Rainbow Dash started first, anger, fury, and hatred in her eyes. "Why is she here!?" There was so much venom in that sentence you could kill a bear and a crocodile and have plenty to spare. Izaiah sighed.

"She's going to be staying in Equestria for a while and I'm her protection so she'll be staying with me."
"Humph! Well she is not staying at my place that's for damn sure!"

"Or mine!" AJ said as well as the main six, plus Spitfire. Gilda's eyes started to water as she looked around, getting harsh glares from everyone, Fluttershy's was the most intimidating by far.

"Izaiah, you remember what the girls said she did to them, honestly she is better off dead then here." Falcon said giving off his own glare, Gold and Solarwing agreeing with him.

"Look, girls i'm really-" Gilda started before being cut off by Rainbow Dash.
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID CUNT!" That was the last straw for Izaiah. This had gone on long enough.

"RAINBOW! You take that back right now! In fact, how about you all just FUCKING LISTEN TO WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY!"
"NO! THAT STUPID BITCH RUINED OUR BUCKING LIVES! SHE DOESN'T DESERVE A BUCKING SECOND CHANCE!" Fluttershy cried out, surprising everyone. Then Fluttershy turned her glare on Gilda, penetrating her very soul, making her quake in fear, before Izaiah stepped in.

"THAT'S FUCKING ENOUGH!" Izaiah's commanding voice rung out, shutting everyone up. His eyes were a steely silver and his body sizzled with electricity. His glare looked over each and every one of them, making them shiver, even Fluttershy's glare was no match for his own. "You all are acting like pricks. She came here with me ready to apologize and make up all of her wrong doings, and what do you do? YOU FUCKING ATTACK HER, INSULT HER, AND YOU EXPECT ME TO AGREE WITH THAT?" Izaiah's gaze softened. He looked at Fluttershy.
"Shy, I liked you, I really did." Then he looked at Falcon, Gold, and Solarwing. "You were my brothers, thick and thin, even from within. But now, cross my path and give me problems, I promise you'll be given a proper funeral." Then he stepped back to look at Rarity. "Where's your generosity?" Then he looked at Fluttershy and Rainbow. "Where's your kindness, your loyalty?" Then he looked at all of them.

"WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING FRIENDSHIP?" Shaking his head, he and Gilda walked out the door. Izaiah looked back one last time at his friends. He had a tear slide down his cheek. "You all just lost a friend. And I'm not ever going back." Then he closed the door, leaving the group inside to hang their heads low.

I have the shit, but where's the fan?

I have the shit, but where's the fan?

Izaiah shut the door behind him and exhaled deeply. A few tears were wiped away before he said;
"So, looks like you were right...I'm sorry for not believing you and putting you through all of that." Gilda nodded sadly. She wrapped a comforting wing around Izaiah. The two walked on in silence, walking aimlessly through the streets of ponyville for who knows how long, lost in their own thoughts. Without realizing it, they found themselves back in the park, where they had both crash-landed. Izaiah chuckled, and slumped down against a nearby tree. A light smile appeared on Izaiah's face as he took in the scenery.

"I guess we're too attached to this place to stray away from it huh?" Gilda gave a slight smile before laying right down next to Izaiah. Izaiah's gaze went to the starry night above. He almost fell asleep, but the sound of crying stopped him. Izaiah looked over to his griffin companion. She was sitting up, her head swung from side to side, looking as confused as Izaiah was. Izaiah's eyes searched around for the origin of the sound, and it wasn't long until he spotted a lone cyan Pegasus mare, trudging slowly down one of the park's many paths. Her wings limply dragged across the ground and her head hung low as teardrops fell from her eyes. Izaiah nudged Gilda, but the griffin had already noticed. The griffin readied to take off, but Izaiah stopped her and put a finger to his lips, before motioning to follow quietly.

The two had been trailing the crying mare for a bit and then the mare stopped on a hill and sat, looking at the stars. Izaiah and Gilda stopped and quietly listened in on what the mare had to say.

"H-hey...I *sniff* don't know where you are, or if you can hear me Gilda, but I just want you to know that...that I'm sorry. I didn't mean anything that I said to you, and I wish I hadn't said anything at all. I-it's just that, I was so torn between my loyalty to you and to my friends. I let my hate get the better of me, and I feel absolutely horrible about that. Sure, you made my friends and I suffer before, but you should've a least gotten to say SOMETHING. I had no right to call you what I did. After Izaiah had yelled at all of us, our common sense kicked in and we all hated ourselves for it. Fluttershy has never cried so much before, pinkie pie hasn't been this still since...well....ever... The boys seemed ready to kill themselves." The mare's eyes watered. "And Izaiah...it's only been a few hours but...but we all miss you so much, and I miss you...I hope you both come back..." Then the cyan Pegasus began to cry even harder, putting her face in her hooves. She was interrupted by a fierce embrace from behind. She looked back to see a crying Gilda squeezing the life out of her. Then Gilda released Rainbow Dash. RD looked at her with wide eyes.

"Y-you came back?" Gilda nodded, smiling.
"I accept your apology Dashie." The cyan Pegasus hugged the Griffin with all of her might, tears streaming down her cheeks.

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" A chuckle drew RD's attention.
"Damn Skittles! Heh Heh, excited much?" Izaiah barely had time to finish his sentence before being tackled by a crying blue and rainbow blur. Izaiah was so close to the ever-trolling light this time, he could almost grab it! But no-oo, the universe wouldn't give him a break just yet. The light faded as Izaiah gained consciousness, finding two worried sets of eyes looking down on him. He swatted them out of his face playfully.

"Rainbow Dash, one of these days im going to go into that light and never come back, you know that right?" He ruffled up her rainbow hair. She rolled her eyes and responded;

"That won't happen for a long time...right?" RD looked at him hopefully. Izaiah and Gilda raised an eyebrow.
"Did you hear that Gilda? The awesome, badass, Rainbow Dash is worried about someone?"

"Yeah, I think I did hear that...so much for her rep..." Izaiah and Gilda teased, making rainbow punch them both, making them stop and laugh, their lungs already hurting. Rainbow Dash growled at them both.

"Oh buck you guys!" That caused the two stop and Izaiah looked at RD with a serious look on his face.
"Ok. What time? How hard? How fast? Please be gentle?" RD's mouth started to hang open. Gilda joined in as well.

"You can have me on Tuesday and Thursday...but..." Then the two grinned, and said in unison,
"I can't wait to taste the Rainbow..."

Rainbow Dash's wings were rigid, her jaw hung open, her eyes were wide as saucers, one of them twitched every so often. Izaiah and Gilda couldn't contain their laughter any more. They burst out in a loud and long chain of laughter and snorts, and they rolled on the ground, holding their chests.

"Oh-haha-you should see your face right now! Ahahaha- It's priceless! Ahaha-" Izaiah said in between his laughter. RD just shook her head in disbelief at the two. Her face was a light cherry red. It was several minutes later when Izaiah and Gilda had to stop for air. RD had her forelegs crossed as she hovered above the two. She glared at them.

"Not funny guys." Then, something caught her eye. She looked to the sky, where many black shadows could be seen flying towards them. They looked familiar...Rainbow gasped as she realized that those were griffons. She said frantically to Izaiah; "I-i-zaiah! L-l-look!" Izaiah raised an eyebrow at her before he turned around and searched the skies for what was scaring Rainbow Dash. His eyes bulged at the sight. There was a group of so many rogue griffins heading their way, it could have been easily mistaken for a whole army battalion. Gilda also turned to look at the sight. Her mouth hung open. The girls looked at Izaiah. Rainbow asked shakily;

"I-i-izaiah...c-c-can y-you...*gulp*...face t-t-that many?" Izaiah took a deep breath.
"Yeah, in my dreams! Are our friends still wanting to harm Gilda?" Rainbow Dash shook her head. "Okay then, I want you to take Gilda and go to our friends and go to canterlot. The marine ponies and guard should be able to protect you there. Tell Gold and Falcon to guard you all with their lives. They are NOT to come and help me. You girls are the top priority." Rainbow shook her head.

"You gotta come with us!"
"No. Someone has to slow them down."

"I'm staying with you then." The giant group of griffins were getting closer. They would be there in a mere few minutes. Izaiah growled.
"RAINBOW DASH! I don't fucking have time for this. Gilda! Take her! Go! Now!" Gilda slowly nodded, grabbing a struggling Rainbow Dash.

"No! I won't leave! Izaiah!" It was too late. Gilda had already started to fly to the library.

Izaiah stood shaking, and drew his sword. "Flare...we both know this is suicide. But...we...serve to protect. So...are you with me?"

"Brothers to the end." Flare said, changing into his Fire form, wielding a red sword next to Izaiah. Izaiah nodded to him and sparked up his lightning in his left hand. His eyes turned silver. The rogue griffins started landing a quarter mile away from Izaiah, and they wielded their swords and guns. They charged.

"Let's do this." Together, Izaiah and Flare ran at the griffins.
(Library.)

Loud bursts of gunfire could be heard all over Ponyvile. Falcon and Gold brushed it off, thinking it was Izaiah, before Gilda crashed through the front door of the library, sending the chunks of wood everywhere. Gilda panted heavily, and Rainbow Dash flew around the library gathering everyone in the main room quickly. Gilda quickly explained the problems in her kingdom and told them that Izaiah had said to head to Canterlot as fast as possible. Falcon, Rainbow Dash, Spitfire, and Gold were reluctant but went along with it. The group rushed through town, just barely making it to the train station. A train was to about to leave to canterlot. The conductor got them on quickly, and they started heading to Canterlot. Sgt. Gold and Falcon looked out of the window facing Ponyvile. Flashes of lightning struck down to earth in the distance, and flames could be seen over the houses. Griffins filled the skies above Ponyvile, tearing apart houses and shops, making the residents run around in terror. Gold shook Falcon's shoulder. He pointed to another window.
Some of the rouge griffins were flying towards the train wielding swords.

"Shit!" Falcon turned to his mare friend, who was talking with Gilda. "Twilight! Can you teleport us to Celestia? The rouge griffins are headed to the train!" Twilight's eyes widened.

"B-but I've never teleported this many ponies before! I-I can't!" Something crashed through the window, making every pony flinch and look. Princess Luna stood before them.

"Pri-" Twilight was cut off.
"Lieutenant Solarwing?!"

"Yes?"
"Help Twilight and I get the element bearers and their friends to Brisk immediately!" With that, Twilight teleported Spike, Rarity, AJ and herself while Solarwing teleported Falcon, Gold, and himself. Princess Luna was left with Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie , Rainbow Dash, Gilda, and Spitfire. Luna charged up her magic and with a bright flash, they, and the rest of the passengers on the train were teleported to Canterlot, leaving the griffons an empty train.

Brisk paced back and forth in the throne room, waiting for Izaiah and his friends to arrive. He had sent Luna to go and get them, because his recon unit had spotted a large gathering of rebel griffins not too far from Ponyvile wielding guns and swords. He couldn't lose his aces and Celestia's element bearers in this master plan of his. Brisk didn't have to wait long. Three bright flashes blinded him and next thing he knew, Solarwing, Luna, Gilda, Falcon, Gold, the element bearers, Major Spitfire, and twenty three random ponies stood before him. Brisk glared at Luna.

"What happened?" Luna collapsed, panting from the exhaustion of teleporting twenty eight ponies from many miles away. Solarwing cut in, panting as well.

"Griffins attacked Ponyvile, so we had to teleport from a train, because they were going to attack the train as well." Brisk nodded and teleported the random twenty three ponies to the center of canterlot, dazed, and confused. Brisk turned his attention to Gilda. She had a few tears rolling down her cheeks.

"Where is Private Midflame? I know he was assigned to protect you, and he isn't one to go against orders." The female griffon looked at Brisk with sadness in her eyes.

"The last time I saw him, he was running at the rebel Griffins with his sword drawn, telling me to come here." Brisk was silent for a moment. Then he looked at Solarwing.

"Lieutenant! Go to the barracks and wake up Eagle company and Vixen company, and tell them to ready up! Bring their Captains back here pronto! Copy?!" Solarwing gave a salute.

"YES SIR!"
"Dismissed!" With that, Solarwing teleported elsewhere. Brisk turned to Spitfire. "Ready up your Wonderbolts." Spitfire nodded then took off in a trail of orange and yellow. Next he turned to Falcon and Gold. "You two go to the armory. Get some weapons and come back here. Here's a map. Dismissed!" The two ran down the hallways to the armory following the map Brisk gave them. A bright flash blinded Brisk and the element bearers, revealing Solarwing and two captains dressed in battle armor. The two captains saluted Brisk.

"SIR! Captain Specterlade reporting for duty! SIR!" A red coated earth pony with a grey mane yelled out.
"SIR! Captain Spectrum reporting for duty, SIR!" A dark cyan Pegasus with a rainbow colored mane and tail yelled out.

Brisk nodded to them making them drop the salute.
"Are Vixen and Eagle company ready?" The red earth pony spoke first.

"Sir, Vixen company is ready, but fire team echo are on a mission." Brisk sighed.
"That's fine. What about eagle company?" The rainbow maned stallion spoke.

"Sir, Eagle company is ready but fire team bravo is missing it's newest recruit, Private Midflame."
"Private Midflame is in Ponyvile. From what I have heard, he was last seen stalling the griffins from attacking Ponyvile." Falcon and Gold walked in the throne room dressed in battle armor. Falcon had a sword and .50 caliber sniper rifle, while Gold had a dagger and a m4 carbine. They fell in line with the captains and saluted.

"SIR! 2nd LT. Falcon reporting for duty, SIR!"
"SIR! Master Gunnery Sgt. Gold reporting for duty!" Brisk nodded to the two, and they dropped the salute. Then he turned back to the captains.

"Captain Specterlade, you can have these two in place of fire team echo. Now, I have zero Intel on this attack other than Private Midflame might be alive and in Ponyvile, still fighting. Your main mission as my two best companies is to evacuate Ponyvile and it back. Let me know if you need back up. Get going marines!"

[b]"YES SIR!"

Author's Note

There we go. On the eve of Izaiah's, Gold's, and Falcon's birthday, Griffins attack Ponyvile, Izaiah might be dead, and It's 9 o'clock at night. That's going to be loads of fun for all of them, won't it?
You know the drill, and the next chapter will be written soon. :derpytongue2:
-midnight blaze00

Um....and meeting izaiah (Edited)

chapter one: Ummmm... and meeting Izaiah

(Remember that old childhood song, "Take me out to the ball game?" Try and use that same tune to say this next part ok?)

"Get the fuck out of be-ed , get up you sleepy head , or I will. rip. out. your damn spine..."

Apon hearing this, Izaiah awoke with a shiver and reached back with his hands to clarify if is spine was intact. After feeling that it was fine and in working condition, he looked back at his annoying roommate, who was squatting down to eye level with Izaiah. Izaiah stared back with eyes that could kill. Then Izaiah flipped him off, and rolled to the other side of the bed, slamming a pillow onto his own head, trying ignore his roommate. Sadly, it was NOT working. Two months with this jerk and he was nothing but an asshole from the start.

'Why didn't I stay in the military? Oh...right. FUCK. Damn It ALL.' While Izaiah was questioning himself, his roommate kept going.
"Why hello there, sleeping beauty! Were you waiting for your prince to awaken you with a true love's kiss?" the roommate continued sarcastically with a sneer on his face. Izaiah growled back in reply. However, this just made the roommate want to continue with his torture. "Well I hate to break it to you sister, but there is no prince here. Speaking of kisses, didn't you say that-"

Already to have arisen from his bed, and pissed off that the readers would hear his secret, Izaiah decided to cut him off with a swift kick to the man's groin, and knock him out with a powerful left hook to the side of his head. As the roommate's body crumpled to the floor in pain, Izaiah said;

"You really need to know when to shut the hell up, Christopher." With that, Izaiah proceeded to wash up in shower and find some of his clean clothes. Looking though his closet, he found some of his green and black camo pants, and a white t-shirt with a silvery dragon on the back. Izaiah knew that it didn't match his pants, but his camo sweater would. The last piece of the puzzle was his grandfather's necklace. It was a tiny metal chain necklace with a silver dragon holding a globe of blue fire. He knew it stood for something, but had no idea what it could mean. Not entirely his fault, because he didn't have it for a very long time anyway. Izaiah had received it from his grandfather on his dying day.

Izaiah felt the tears threatening to roll down his face as he remembered that fateful day, along with the funeral that followed the very next week. The memories haunted him. The loud beep signifying when the "old man" flat lined, and the monitor had confirmed it when in bolded, red, letters it read; 'Patient is dead.' The swarms of doctors and nurses pushing him back away from his grandfather, the streams tears cascading down his cheeks, the security guard he slammed against a wall, the police officers chased him down the dark streets of the city...

*clears throat* "Not to interrupt you or anything Izaiah, but we still have to look through his all of his belongings. Like today. Now. Or should I sick Sgt. Gold on you? He has been DYING to show you his new "motivation" cheer and all-" a voice in his head pestered.

"Alright Falcon, Fine. FINE! JUST KEEP THAT MOTHER FUDGING, HYPER, PSYCHOPATH THE FUCKING HELL AWAY FROM ME!" Izaiah responded back, aggressively as he ran out of the door, grabbing his backpack, camo hat, and sweater along the way. As Izaiah left the small apartment complex, a cool rush of air greeted him. Taking a deep breath, Izaiah began to run down the streets of the city, dodging cars and weaving through small crowds of people. On days like this, Izaiah loved to run everywhere he went, because that cool, icy, breeze swept down his body as he ran, and gave him a goofy grin and the chills. Not the bad ones, but the good ones. Izaiah felt so free, and he wished that he had some wings, to soar on in the sky, like a bird, and pummel and dance through the fluffy, white, clouds. After some 40 odd minutes, Izaiah was happy as could be and felt unstoppable! Of course, this feeling didn't last long due to him being a dumbass, and losing focus on where he was going, and ramming right into his grandfather's beautiful, indigo colored, front door which was then "ripped clean off" of its old and rusty hinges.

After Izaiah had rammed down the door at full speed, he was put into a very heavy daze, and crashed to the floor. There were odd colors and shifting objects in Izaiah's vision and that really put him over the edge.

"Smart move, dumbass" Falcon commented inside Izaiah's head.

"S-shut t-the hell up, Falcon," Izaiah stuttered back.

After about an hour, Izaiah got up and roamed the house, rubbing his now bruised forehead. His grandpa's house was fairly original and Izaiah received a warm feeling from just being here, in the old man's house, the good memories of his time spent here. Three minutes of exploring later, Izaiah wound up finding himself in the basement, where there was a soft, humming noise and a faint, red, glow coming from a corner of his Grandpa's large and dark storage room. Feeling the need to investigate, Izaiah set off to go grab his grandfather's sword that hung on the wall of the dining room.

Taking a minute to examine the blade, he noticed that this particular blade, was colored orange, and was 2ft and 7inches long. It had no hand or wrist guard attached to the handle and when Izaiah took a couple test swings, he almost threw it, surprised by its lightness. Now armed with a weapon, Izaiah cautiously approached the glowing and humming object. As Izaiah got closer, he swore and his necklace lit up, encased in its own blue light. Izaiah gripped the sword tighter I his hands. When Izaiah reached down to pick up the object, he saw that it was a...purple star of some sort. The light radiating from his necklace and the star suddenly became unbearable and at long last, Izaiah touched the star and then all he saw was black.

(originally I thought this would be a good place to stop the chapter but you know what? Buck it.)

Izaiah woke up standing and was not expecting what happened next. He was in a shower. Standing in front of a beautiful, cyan colored Pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail. This Pegasus had some seriously sexy curves, so he assumed the Pegasus was a female. Moving up her body, Izaiah's eyes locked with her giant, oval, magenta(?)colored eyes. Izaiah took a deep breath and did what anyone would have done then.

"Hi?".

The rainbow-maned mare responded by screaming, turning around, and bucking Izaiah out of the shower window with her hind legs. Izaiah soared through a few cloud homes, startling other Pegasai, and then rammed directly into a thick, brown, tree. As Izaiah layed there in pain, Izaiah realized that he just literally got kicked down to earth by a fucking Pegasus! Then Izaiah fell unconscious.

Fuck. My. Life.

(who knows how many hours and minutes later...)

Izaiah woke up in some sort of dark medical room, with a large hospital bed which occupied himself, and with slight pains on his chest and head. He groaned in pain as he tried to get up from his bed. "I wouldn't suggest getting up from that bed right now." A quiet voice next to him cautioned. Izaiah nearly jumped out of his skin when he heard this. Calming himself down, Izaiah turned towards the voice and was taken by surprise for what he saw. Next to him was a butter-yellow Pegasus, with a matching pink mane and tail, and the prettiest pair of baby blues he had ever seen in his whole life. Judging from its curves, It was feminine.
"eep!"

The Pegasus squealed as she noticed Izaiah looking at her. She backed away, hiding behind her long pink mane.

Izaiah, in the most soft, and comforting voice he had, replied; "H-hey, I won't hurt you, please just come back over here, I don't like being left alone." The Pegasus complied and slowly made her way back over to his side. As she sat down, Izaiah decided to ask another question. "What is your name, if I may ask? Also where am I?" he inquired.

Before the yellow Pegasus could respond, a door opened, and a somewhat regal-sounding voice responded, "Her name is Fluttershy, and you, Human, are in the world of Equestria." Izaiah quickly snapped his head over to the sound of the voice, and was greatly surprised at what he saw before him. Standing in the door, on four hooves, was a white pony that stood around 7 to 8 ft tall with HUGE wings and a long horn. On her rump, was some sort of tattoo of the shinning sun. She had a partly rainbow colored mane that flowed on a invisible breeze. Before Izaiah could say anything, the giant pony spoke; "You look confused. Maybe I should introduce myself?" After receiving a slight nod from Izaiah, the giant mare continued. "My name is Princess Celestia and I am Equestria's co-ruler and teacher to the especially gifted. Umm... what is your name, human?"

"M-my name is Izaiah Midflame ma'am." Izaiah responded shakily. After he said that, Izaiah heard Falcon's voice warned him; "She already knows that! She is reading your mind dumbass,and it's only a matter of time before-FUCK SHE FOUND US!" That last part was screamed out by Falcon.

"Ma'am! What are you doing to Falcon and Sgt. Gold?!" Izaiah exclaimed.
Celestia let out a gasp.

"You know about those two in your head?" Celestia asked, shocked.
"Uh...ma'am not to be rude, but they're in my head and talk to me constantly. They're kind of hard to miss." Izaiah replied "Please Give them back, they're the only family I have left."

Celestia sighed and said "No harm in it I guess, just don't cause any trouble please." With that, she returned a relived Falcon and Sgt. Gold to Izaiah's mind. "Fluttershy, go get the girls please." The yellow Pegasus nodded and flew out of the room. Taking this as a chance to get up, Izaiah got out of the bed, and stretched his aching limbs. As he finished, he noticed that the princess was watching him the whole time. Opening his mouth to say something, he was then cut off by the room's door being slammed open. In came six female ponies who just stood there, looking at him, and not moving. Izaiah looked at all of them and saw Fluttershy in the back, and a purple unicorn at the front, who wore a name tag, which read;

"Twilight Sparkle". Next to Twilight there was a "regular" pony, because she had no horn or wings. Her coat was orange, and she had blonde hair, and 3 red apples as a tattoo on her flank. Before he could take a look at another pony, a familiar cyan-coated Pegasus ran towards him and "OH SHIT!" was all that Izaiah could say or think before he was bucked out of the hospital's open window, an over a town of ponies. The last thing Izaiah had managed to see was the cyan Pegasus's nametag which read: RAINBOW DASH.

(after crash-landing)

"So Izaiah, are you having fun being kicked out of windows today? By the SAME, damn, Pegasus?" Falcon questioned in between laughs.
"Falcon, just...just. Shut the hell up ok? I'm trying to get up right now."

"Well you better hurry up, because I think she's coming back for more."
Izaiah looked up an saw Falcon was correct, and...that he better start running. "Dammit." With that thought, he heaved himself off the ground and started running in the opposite direction of the cyan Pegasus coming for him. Izaiah looked back, and wished that he hadn't, the Pegasus was right on his heels a he ran through a nearby town named Ponyvile. There were many screams and shouts from the brightly colored ponies he passed. Coming to the edge of this village, he could see a huge red farm house in the distance...

"Al...most...there... oof!" Izaiah cried out as he was then tackled to the ground.
"Hehehe...looks like somebody caught you..." Falcon said in a singsong voice.

"FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK" Izaiah thought in his head.
"H-hey, wait..." A feminine voice next to Izaiah panted as he tried to get up. Mentally going; "Screw it" he turned towards the voice and replied;

"Y-yes?"
"My name's Rainbow Dash," She held out a hoof, "Nice to meet you and sorry for kicking you out of a window. Twice." She gave him a shit- eating grin on the last part.

Izaiah shook her hoof and replied, "Charmed, but I don't think I can get up. At all," Izaiah gave a light smile, "Think that you could take me back to the hospital, Miss Rainbow Dash?"

"Nope. I can't move either."

"Well. Fuck."

The both of them laughed as they waited for help to come.

Author's Note

So whether or not I make another chapter depends on you all:
the readers. Tell me what you think! Also I am sorry that it was such a short chapter the next chapters (if any) will be longer than this. P.S. you are allowed to be brutally honest if you need to be. Trust me it helps.

F@#$ Books (Falcon)

As they stopped at Ponyville's train station, the group couldn't help but feel bad about leaving Izaiah and Rainbow Dash at the castle to fight the rogue band of griffins by themselves. However, Celestia had assured them that they would be fine and they would see them soon, but they still could have helped...

"Hey Twilight, how come this train ride to and from Canterlot, didn't take as long as last time?" Falcon asked the purple unicorn in confusion. Twilight hung her head low and sighed.

"W-well y-you s-see....um.....I may have gotten us tickets to the Crystal Empire instead of ones for Canterlot by accident..." Twilight stuttered, not meeting Falcon's eyes. As they got off the train, Falcon was about to say something, but he was interrupted by a familiar set of voices.

"What took you guys so long?" A bored looking cyan Pegasus and human asked in unison, laying on top of a small cloud. The group looked bewildered at the sight. Somehow, Izaiah wasn't falling through the cloud or having any problems staying aloft at all. When they got off the cloud, the group crowded Izaiah and Rainbow Dash, telling them how glad that they were ok and asking what happened. Walking through town, the two told their stories. It was the afternoon and Ponyville's residents ran around going about their business. When Izaiah appeared, they gave him a wide berth and stared at him from a distance. Izaiah looked around in confusion. Twilight saw his confused look and decided to explain.

"It's ok, they just haven't gotten used to you staying here yet. They'll warm up to you eventually." Twilight said in a chipper tone. Izaiah still looked unsure. Luckily, Twilight distracted him by saying; "Here we are! Welcome to my home." She trotted up to the library's door and unlocked it with her magic. She gestured to the door inviting everyone in. They walked inside, and the boys scattered leaving the mares and Falcon with confused stares. Falcon walked around and was disgusted at what he saw. Rarity noticed this and decided to get to the bottom of this.

"Whatever is the matter Darling?" Falcon gave her a bored look. Looking around to see if Twilight was near by, he whispered in Rarity's ear;
"I don't like reading. At all." Rarity's eyes widened. She whispered back.

"Well don't tell her that..." Then they realized that there was another presence beside them. It was Twilight with a knowing smirk on her face. She whispered;

"It's a bit late for that, don't you think?" Falcon and Rarity jumped back in surprise and fear. Twilight laughed. She looked at Falcon with a questioning look. "So...you don't like books? Why?" Falcon shrugged.

"To be honest and blunt, they're boring. I could be doing something better with my life." Twilight pouted.
"Could you at least try one? Please?" She looked at him with large, purple, pleading, puppy dog eyes.

'Oh no! Not the puppy eyes!' Falcon thought as he struggled to shake his head. But his choice became even harder as Rarity joined in, and gave him her own set of puppy dog eyes. AJ was next, then Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and last but not least, Pinkie Pie. Izaiah chuckled behind Falcon.

"I don't think you have a choice Falcon." Sadly, Falcon knew he was right. It was just too adorable to resist.
"Fine, Fine. I'll read a book." The mares cheered. Twilight led him over to one of the many bookshelves, and this shelf had golden stars everywhere. she floated a book over to Falcon, who cautiously took the book with his mouth. Twilight grinned.

"Let's start with the basics, eh?"

Falcon put the book down, looked confused for a moment, then a grin appeared on his face, and broke out in hysterics. Curious, they all went to look at the book, and burst out in laughter as well. Twilight wasn't kidding when she had said 'The basics'. She had given him a picture book that read; "The cow says MOO and other stories". The library was the loudest it has ever been in history in...for...well...forever. An elderly couple passed the library. The elderly blue unicorn stopped to say to her significant other;

"They finally lost their marbles, I guess I owe that young mare, Roseluck, 15 bits..."

After a few minutes, the laughing died down, and Twilight situated Falcon with a book more his style and reading skill, everypony but Spike, Rarity, Falcon, and Twilight, said their good byes and headed out to show the boys the rest of Ponyvile. Finding Falcon on the couch, reading diligently, Spike continued to shelve books and continue about his business, and Twilight and Rarity went up the stairs to Twilight's bedroom to practice a few new spells Twilight had learned.

It was past midnight when Rarity decided to leave Twilight's library. Twilight said good bye to her friend, then closed the library. Heading to the kitchen for a snack, she was met with a drooling Falcon sleeping on the floor of the kitchen, piles of books and crumbs surrounding him. Twilight raised an eyebrow. 'Not much of a reader huh?' She thought as she floated 13 books over to their respectful bookshelves. Although, the book falcon was laying on looked VERY familiar. Taking a closer look, she gasped and her face flushed a light crimson. 'What the...how...how did he find this?'
Suddenly, Falcon started to moan in his sleep. Twilight backed away for a second. 'What the..."

"Twilight. I'm...gonna....cum..." Falcon mumbled in his sleep. Twilight's eyes widened. Her face flushed an even brighter red.
'Is he...having a dirty dream about...me?' She flipped Falcon on to his back with her magic and was smacked in the face with something thick. Shaking her head looked back at what hit her. She suddenly wished she hadn't.

"Is that...what I think it is?" Twilight whispered to her self.
"Yeah...it is...how long have you um...been here?" Falcon asked, now awake and blushing heavily. Twilight looked at him with a blushing face.

"Awhile...you were..."
"Having a dream about you? Maybe..."

"R-really? I didn't know you thought of me that way..." Twilight looked away. "I thought...that you liked Rarity." Falcon sat up with wide eyes.

"Why? Sure Rarity's pretty, but you, you're intelligent, funny, beautiful, and those violet eyes of yours, they take my breath away whenever I- hugh!" Was all Falcon could get out before he was tackled to the floor by a crying Twilight. The two crashed to the floor and Falcon cried out in pain as his large member was crushed by Twilight's body. She noticed this and quickly got off of him, accidentally moving a hoof along Falcon's member, making him moan in pleasure.

"Sorry...I just...never had anypony speak about me like that..." Twilight said, sniffing. Falcon looked surprised. Then he gave a determined look.

"Then they must be idiots."
Twilight smiled.

"Thank you but...," Twilight said as she sashayed over to him, "I think we need to work on your sweet talk." Twilight whispered before she planted her lips on Falcon's, bringing him in for a kiss. Falcon's eyes widened before he returned the kiss, getting used to the feeling. He felt this feeling, like something just, sparked, and it felt amazing. Apparently, Twilight felt it too, because she moaned as the kiss deepened even further. After a few moments, they broke apart, gasping lightly.

"Did...did you feel that too?" Falcon asked. Twilight giggled.
"Yes...that was great!"

"So...um...Twilight..." Falcon started off, sounding scared.
"Yes?"

"Would you...like to be my special somepony? If I'm even saying this right?" Twilight just smiled. Falcon scratched his head.
"Does that mean yes?" Twilight planted her lips on Falcon's once more and brought him into another kiss. After a few moments, they broke the kiss.

"Does that answer your question?" Twilight asked, smirking. Falcon nodded. "Good. We should probably get some shut eye."
"What do i do with this?!" Falcon protested, gesturing at his manhood. Twilight looked back, blushed, then continued towards the stairs saying,

"Heh, well that's your punishment for having dirty dreams about me without permission." She swung her tail from side to side, teasing Falcon with glimpses of her mare hood, not helping his case whatsoever.

Falcon sighed in defeat as he walked over to the couch, where he laid down. Only to have a purple aura encase his body seconds later, drag him up the stairs, into Twilight's bathroom and shove him into an ice cold shower. "Hey-HOLY FUCK! THIS IS FUCKING FREEZING! WHAT THE HELL TWILIGHT! L-LEMME O-OUTTA H-HERE!" Falcon screamed, shivering as the cold steams of water cascaded down his body. A few minutes later, his erection slid back into his sheath and the cold water was shut off. A levitating towel wrapped itself around Falcon drying him off. After it had done it's job, the purple aura whisked away the towel and grabbed falcon, dragging him to Twilight, who was laying in her bed with open forelegs.

The purple aura dropped Falcon into the bed with Twilight. Turning towards the purple unicorn, Falcon glared at her, shivering. "T-that...was cold. B-both literally and in a sense." Then he got off the bed and tried to head back to the couch. But twilight wasn't having any of that. Her horn glowed purple and Falcon was dragged back to her bed, and she hugged him tight, getting him warm. Falcon sighed as he felt her soft fur apon his own. It felt good and he couldn't deny it, so, he went 'screw it' and turned to nuzzle Twilight and wrap his hooves around her. They blushed as the looked into one another's eyes. Twilight smiled.

"So are we keeping this a secret?" She whispered.
"It's up to you Twi, but I can't control myself sometimes, so if I want a kiss, I'ma try to get one." Falcon whispered back, kissing her lips lightly before the both nodded off to sleep in each others arms(legs?).

Author's Note

Alright so here is an example of a rushed chapter. Whether it was good or not, is up to you all. Here's a cute kitten to make up for it.
...Or maybe that's a Derpy kitten...:derpytongue2: