TheLightning's Adventure in Equestria
---My house---
'Ring, Ring!*
I groaned as I heard the noise of hell coming from my alarm clock. I grumbled as I let a hand out of my soft, cozy bed and darted it around feeling for the god awful machine. I felt around until my hand touched the alarm clock. With all my strength, I whammed down on the snooze button, and broke the alarm clock by mistake.
"Well shit..." I grumbled.
I got up out of my bed and yawned loudly before I scratched my butt (What? Alot of people do that!). I walked to the bathroom and took a quick shower. I walked back to my room and put on my underwear before throwing on some jeans and my favorite shirt, it was green and had a lightning bolt with a sword as a design on the front. I went to my kitchen and put bread in mah toaster and put the setting on toast. I waited a bit before the bread popped out as toast. I put butter on them and scarfed them down with some Soy Milk (What? I'm allergic to the sugars in milk!).
I went back to my room and turned my computer on. "Time to get to work and chew bubblegum, but i'm all out of gum" I laughed at myself for saying that before I clicked on Google Chrome. I decided to work on my new games for a bit before going onto my favorite FanFiction Site and working a bit on my stories.
After I was done working on the stories for now, I decided to check on any new stories that came out a while ago.
"Let's see what stuff has been put on the site today..." I scrolled down the list of stories. "Some story about Link in Equestria... Some story having to do with Equestria Girls... A second person fetish story... A story about a Dragonborn in Equestria... Some other crap..." I yawned as I went to the next page. "A clopfic... Another clopfic. A clopfic having to do with weird fetishes... A clitche love story..." I rolled my eyes as I went to another page, only to see that there was just one story.
"That's weird" I looked at it with confusion. It was just called 'Story' and the description said 'Welcome to Equestria' with only one chapter that was called 'Come'. I was weirded out and curious at the same time, so I decided to click on the chapter.
BAD IDEA.
The computer screen turned bright as I was forced towards it. "NOPENOPENOPESOMUCHNOPE" I strangled to get away from the force pulling me in, but I wasn't strong enough. I went into the computer screen and blacked out.
---Unknown---
I groaned (again!) as I finally gained consciousness again, I looked around only to see darkness. "Hello?" I looked around once again before getting angry. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?" I thrusted my fist forward out of anger only to feel some resistance.
"Ouch!" A feminine voice yelled out in pain.
"Oh! Sorry!" I stepped back in shock only to be met with silence again. "Seriously!?" I yelled out in agitation.
"This seriously feels like a really bad beginning to a fanfic- OH FUCK" I yelled out realizing what was happening. "I can't go to Equestria! I have online school, fanfics, art, and games, and a whole lot of other shit to do- Wait a minute, if i'm going to Equestria. That means I don't have to do that... FREEDOM!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.
I then noticed that the darkness started lighting up and I saw a throne room. "Hoo boy... How am I gonna explain all this to a pastel colored pony..." I scratched the back of my head as everything was beginning to take form.
---Canterlot Castle---
Celestia was looking at documents as she sipped from her cup of tea. She sighed as she put a document down that she was reading. "It'll take a whole day to read and mark all of these..." She groaned before having another sip of her tea until she was innterupted by thunderous sound coming from the middle of the Throne Room.
"What the-" Was all she could muster before something formed in front of her and... fell to the ground with a loud splat...
"Ouchies..." I groaned as I got up and stretched "Note to self: Stick the landing next time" I said as I felt my head and found some blood. "Well shit" I said looking at the blood before turning around to see Celestia staring at me wide-eyed.
I thought for a quick second about what to say until I blurted out "Whassup'?".
"W-what in Equestria are you?" She stuttered nervously.
"I'm something called a human that lives in a different universe than you on a planet called Earth. Which is kinda fucked up by the way" I said wiping the blood on my shirt.
She stared at me quizzically before she noticed I was bleeding badly. "Oh my goodness! You're bleeding badly!" She covered her mouth with her hooves out of shock.
I looked at her with mild amusement. "Oh please, I've been in worse shape then th-" I stopped immediately noticing my vision was going away fast. "BAGELS!" I yelled out before collapsing in front of a confused magical pony princess.
So... I just woke up and went to take a shower, then get dressed, then eat some breakfast, go onto my favorite FanFiction site, check out some cool stories, and click on one that was called Story and be teleported to the magical land of Equestria! Well, this'll be interesting...
