Some Things You Just Can't Explain...

Pain... For some reason it was greatly lacking. "Ugg... Where the hell am I?" I asked myself trying to sit up. As I looked around i noticed quite a few things right off the bat. One this was not a hospital, two I was alive but not it some cartoonish hole, and finally it was dark as fuck with a little light coming through the cracks of what I assumed was a door.

"Ah don't know 'bout this one sugarcube... Ya don't see to sure 'bout this one," Holy balls that's a heavy accent. I mean damn Country singers would be jealous of that. Wait what was I doing? Right getting up.

"Agreed... What do you mean you found something?"

Listening in further I found out that there seven people in the room all but one where female maybe two all asking the one really the same question to no avail.. "If you won't tell us what IT is then can you show us?"

"Umm... Right now it's kinda a unconscious," Wait are they talking about me, and why am I now an it? "I guess I could show you myself," Yep they're talking about me as an it and I don't like it so please, open the door and see what will happen.

No sooner than when said person opened the door  to show her friends what she was talking about I burst out into the room, But really I wish that I had stayed. "SWEET BUTTERY JESUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE THINGS?" Horses, fucking horses man.

"Might we ask the same?" Holy shit did it just talk to me? And it's flying too! Plus why are you so calm!

"Nope! Have a great day bye!" I shouted as I ran out the open door leading outside.

"Hey don't go out there! Oh no..." FUUUUUUUUCK! There's more of them and they're so brightly colored!

All I could think were horses... Horses everywhere, and that I needed to get the fuck outta Dodge fast. Running as fast I could I continued to run down what looked like a street. Why you may ask? Because mother fucking logic said to thats why. Every time I ran past a building one of the would point scream, and cause a ruckus. Then next thing I know everywhere I turned more of them would try to see the strange thing running around only to then turn tail and run the other way themselves.

" Wow you are kinda fast for only having two legs and being on the ground," Why thank you! Track really helped in that... Wait what? "Gotcha!"

"Not today!" I shouted ducking down causing miss show off to miss and fall behind a bit and give me a chance to try and run  harder.

"What the?" She said getting back on course and then continuing chase. Well when you announce it to the world then of course I'm gonna know when to dodge you stupid!

Gotta go fast! Not right now maybe later. Ok where to next? "Look we just wanna talk!"

"Does it look I give a damn!?" I yelled behind when suddenly I saw the original bunch about 100 feet away spread across the street except one, who was hiding behind purple looking fella. When naturally I started to slow down to turn away and go down some side street, someone else had other ideas.

"Gotcha!" only this time I had no Time to react. When I say it was all a blur, well... I saw a flash of blue then I noticed that was flying through the air and then I collided with the ground about 10 feet later and stopped rolling about 5 feet away from who i assumed was the pack of seven's leader.

"Who are you?" I crooked Slowly. You now that pain I was talking about that seemed to be lacking? Found it!

"My name is Twilight Sparkle. And these are my friends..."

"Ye-Yeah thats great thanks. Next question, where am I?" I said panting desperately trying to not pass out.

"Equestria silly!" Thank you ecstatic bright pink horse. Hold on... One am I actually talking to them? Two they fucking speak perfect english! And three what the hell is equestria?

"t-thanks... you guys don't mind if I pass out right? Great thanks," Welcome my friends state of unconsciousness and darkness how ya been? Geez its been like 20 minutes since I last saw you. Well look on the bright side Bryson pain left.