Rainbow Dash Eats a Brownie
2:36 PM. The same time everything changed, forever. For at that fateful time, on that fateful day, Rainbow Dash, Equestria’s Element of Loyalty, did something so incredible that nopony’s life would ever be the same again.
She ate a brownie. A chocolate brownie, to be precise. Baked in an oven for exactly twelve minutes, making the outer layer crunchy, yet leaving the inside warm and gooey, more delicious than anything she had ever imagined.
The sugary treat dissolved and melted at the touch of her tongue, and implemented a taste so sweet that she flinched. Rainbow moaned as the delightful dessert mixed with her saliva.
Everything she had ever done in her entire life led up to this one spectacular moment. Nothing else mattered now. Not her friends, not her sister, not even the Wonderbolts. No, the only thing that mattered now was the delicate luxury of the brownie, part of which rested upon her wet and slippery tongue.
Chocolate bliss filled her mouth as she took another bite of her brownie. Chewing it very slowly, she shrieked in joy. Rainbow enjoyed it more than anything else she had ever tasted before. However, not all good things last a lifetime. This wondrous event, unfortunately, is an example. For what happened next is the worst thing that happened to Rainbow Dash in her life. Or so, she thought at first. It was quite simple, really.
Rainbow Dash began frantically turning on the oven and putting the brownies in, but her urination process simply couldn't wait. Her bladder was just too full of the liquid waste. However, Rainbow Dash is not a quitter, which is why she finally had the most ingenious plan since underwear. Which, by the way, she was not wearing.
Dash turned off the oven and took the brownies out. She placed the beautiful baking sheet directly on her kitchen floor. She stood over the middle of the sheet, and released the pressure on her bladder. Yellow splashes of liquid poured on the brownies, heating them up to Rainbow's body temperature.
The desserts began soaking up the golden fluids. Rainbow sat on the floor and dumped the brownies on her lap, some of the urine spilling out on her legs. Discarding the baking sheet, Rainbow graciously picked up a brownie and dug in. The new salty flavor and unique odor of the brownies made them even better than before. Dash put the rest of the brownie in her mouth and sucked on it, draining some of the urine, along with some crumbs, down her esophagus.
However, Rainbow was so focused on the pleasure that she forgot to chew her next bite. The rest of the brownie got lodged in the back of her throat, right up against her uvula. Her gag reflexes began kicking in, and Rainbow Dash once again began to panic. However, she soon remembered she was in the kitchen, and her trash can was nearby.
Rainbow opened the lid of her trash can and vomited three times into it. The warm stomach acid and half-digested food flowed smoothly out of her throat, along with the brownie she was choking on. The trash can was almost full already, and this didn't all fit. Some of the vomit spilled over the edge of the can, with a very low viscosity. Now, Rainbow knew how much brownie was in that, and she didn't want to miss out on ANY of it.
The blue pegasus began slurping it up off the side of the can, feeling the warm gooey mess slide back down her throat. Delighted, Rainbow Dash spilled the entire trash can out onto the floor. She began eating all of the vomit, which now also contained half-eaten food from weeks ago and items covered in dirt which were previously discarded. A rotting banana peel and a piece of moldy bread were happily chomped up along with the vomit and urine on the floor.
Rainbow suddenly stopped. She had to defecate now, and badly. Seeing as there was no way to keep the brownie vomit warm that long, Rainbow Dash looked in her fridge and found a plastic orange juice container, which was still half full. She took the plastic tube and removed the cap. Rainbow Dash then put the tip of the bottle to her anus. Smiling with pleasure, the orange juice container made its way up, stretching her anus immensely.
She could feel it coming any second now. This was the first time she had ever put anything inside of her anus before, and it was the most erotic and pleasurable thing she had ever done. She was being turned on by this. Attempting to focus on eating the brownies was getting more and more difficult. Fluids began coating her vagina.
Rainbow Dash didn't masturbate very often, and the last time she could remember doing it was nearly a year ago. Nevertheless, she desperately wanted to do it now. Her genitals were begging for attention, and the brownie incident had introduced her to several fetishes she didn't know she had. This would be a perfect time to use them.
Daah didn't want to give in just yet, however. She had some brownies to eat. Plus, she was ready to release the solid brown waste, and masturbating while doing so might have caused an orgasm that could kill her.
Rainbow continued to lap up the vomit-trash brownies as the feces began entering the container. The lid was not nearly big enough, however, so some of it squeezed out on the floor. After she was done, she took the bottle out of her rear-end and looked in it. The orange color of the drink was turning brown. Not seeing a point in wasting it, Dash poured the mixture over her sopping wet clitoris. She took a hoof and grabbed some of the vomit mixture, placing it in the same location. She then began to rub it around while putting her other hoof down her throat.
Rainbow vomited once more, this time mostly liquid. She took her vomit-covered hoof and took a good lick before sending it on a voyage up her rectal area. The vomit burned at her insides, making her pleasured by the pain. Rainbow Dash screamed as she came all over the pile of trash.
A brown apple coated in maggots made its way out of the pile and into her vagina, with the help of her hoof. She completely pushed it in to the point where it was no longer visible. She then took a hof and massaged her clitoris once more. Rainbow spasmed as the insane buildup of pleasure overwhelmed her. Another orgasm, this one more intense than the last, caused her to collapse onto the floor and and spray urine all over her kitchen.
Rainbow Dash lay on the ground, reflected upon her brownie-eating extravaganza. It was the best thing she could ever remember doing. Rainbow sighed as she drifted off to sleep, smiling.
***
"Hey, Rainbow! I was hoping you could teach me some tricks to-"
Rainbow Dash awoke with feces and urine sticking to her face. Dash screamed, as did Scootaloo.
