Freindship is god damn magic
The Damn intro of MLP to the Damn Few.
Rhino, Gunny and Ice goose was at the Damn Bar hanging out when they notice that Sealy didn't come.
"Have any of you fuck sticks seen sealy?" said Rhino.
"I didn't see him. Gunny, do you heard any of him this morning or last night?" said Ice goose.
Gunny replied "Last I heard from Sealy, he was babysitting some kids and meet some strange people. I hope those strange people are not god damn ISIS".
Suddenly. Sealy came into the bar with a t-shirt with a word "Brony" on. Gunny, Ice goose and Rhino was looking at his shirt where they become curious of what is a Brony.
Ice goose ask "Hello Sealy. I'm glad that you make it and are you doing?"
Sealy replied "I'm doing mighty awesome because I'm wear this t-shirt that is making me 20% cooler".
Gunny ask Sealy "You mind telling us what is a Brony?"
Sealy is about to tell he's friend the most shocking thin they ever heard.
"A Brony is a teenage boy or grown up men who is a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic," Sealy explains.
Rhino, Gunny and Commander Ice goose made a few second pause and was shock of what Sealy said.
"This is fucking unbelievable. You mean to tell us they're a group of people who are watching a god damn cartoon show that is made for kids," said Gunny.
"I don't know what can be weird. Little pesky kids going play Call of duty , or the rise of a group of sick fuckos that are watching a little girls show!"
Sealy tried to convince them to watch to show to give it a chance. "Come on fellas. Just watch the show and give it a chance like everypony else did!"
Ice goose supported the idea "I hate to say this but I have to agree with Sealy. We should watch the show and give it a chance."
"Are you fucking kidding me? Fine, I will give this god damn show a chance. I'm only doing this because we're brothers in arms" said Rhino.
Sealy ask Gunny and said "Are you going to watch the show and give it a chance?"
"Okay Sealy, I'll give it a chance you blubbering son of a bitch!" Gunny replied.
After everyone agree to give the show a chance. Sealy told the Bar tender to play the My Little Pony:Friendship is magic's season 1 premier.
Later while the Damn Few were watching the show. They where surprise that the show was well written, well animated and no very childish from their expectations.
Commander Ice goose and Gunny was in shock when they where watching the scene where Nightmare moon made her appearance.
"Am I the only one that notice that this scene of the show is little bit to dramatic?" ask Ice goose.
"No you're not. I can't believe show is so dramatic and so shocking from my expectations!" Rhino replied.
Gunny commented "What the hell were those creators thinking? This show is so dramatic for the little kids. Not what I was expecting when I saw this!"
After watching the Season one premier. The Damn few begin to admire the show and pick their favorite characters. Ice goose made Fluttershy, Rarity and Twilight his favorite ponies. Rainbow Dash became the favorite of Ranger Rhino and Gunny. As for Sealy, his favorite ponies is Pinkie pie and Applejack.
"Well hot damn. I can believe I'm saying this but this show is...God....Dame awesome and 20% outstanding!" Rhino admitted.
"I'm shock that those cute little ponies can kick ass. They maybe cute but get the job down!" Gunny said in a exciting voice.
"I must admit. This show is well animated and well written. We should give some credit to the folks that made this show!" said Ice goose.
Suddenly. A hippy came out of now where and said some negative opinions.
"Dude. Did you guys say that you people like My little Pony? Not only the Military are baby killers and bomb innocent villages. But they're gay as well!"
The Damn few made a few second pause.
"NOBODY TALK SHIT TO MY MILITART BROTHERS AND SISTERS YOU DIRTY PEACE LOVING HIPPY" yelled Rhino and he raise his tomahawk.
"Nobody call Bronies gay you stupid son of a bitch!" yelled Gunny.
"Sealy is not happy. L-O-L!" said Sealy
The Damn Few pause for a few seconds until they get off their chairs and beat up the random person. After the beating, Coastly came with a upset attitude.
"Did this guy just said something rude about us?" ask Coasty.
Gunny stood up and said "Of course this piece of shit hippy talk trash about us!"
Coasty ask "You want me to throw this guy out of the bar?"
Rhino replied " Sure thing buddy!"
"Hey fellas, I almost forgot to tell you that there is a Bronies and Pegasisters meet up at Applebee's.?" Sealy announce.
The Damn few agrees to go to the meet up with Sealy then left the Damn Bar.
Later.
The Damn few went to Applebee's to meet many people from the fandom and watched the Equestrian girls movie.
During the meet up. Rhino told Sealy, Gunny and Ice goose something very important.
"Hey fellas, you know what this show really thought me a valuable lesson. The lesson is that we should accept people of who they are. We should put aside our military differences and be friends!" said Rhino.
Suddenly. An unexpected voice Actress appear with a nice comment.
"I'm glad to hear that the lessons of friendship from Twilight teach you a good lesson!" said Tara Strong.
Sealy yelled "Holy buffalo meat. It's Tara Strong the voice of Twilight!"
Tara said "That's correct my happy blubbering friend!"
Gunny introduce himself and The Damn few to Tara. "Hello Tara, Allow me to introduce ourselves. I'm Gunny, that's Sealy, Rhino and Ice goose!"
Tara replied "It's nice to meet y'all and thanks for your military Service!"
"No need to thanks us. We're just doing our jobs!" said Rhino
Sealy announce "Hey fellas. Rainbow Rock is about to start in five minutes, we should get some snacks and drinks before we watched it!"
Commander Ice goose replied "Indeed we should. Thanks for informing us!"
Later that night. The Damn few, Tara and the fandom are watching Rainbow rock.
The fucking end.
