A noskoper in Equestriaby CherishedChaptersXxx_B1lly_xxX The noskoper in equestriaXxx_B1lly_xxX Meets Rainbow-dashXxx_B1lly_xxX Fucking Destroys EquestriaXxx_B1lly_xxX meets BluebloodXxx_B1lly_xxX Spills his SpaghettiXxx_B1lly_xxX Has AutismXxx_B1lly_xxX Meets a rabbitXxx_B1lly_xxX The noskoper in equestriaXxx_B1lly_xxX The noskoper in equestria Xxx_B1lly_xxX awoke from his bed, dazed. Not even a few seconds later he realized he wasn't on his bed, his fedora was missing, and worst of all his anime collection was gone. Xxx_B1lly_xxX Decided to walk around; not even a few seconds later he found his Xxx_Sniper_xxX, He had the urge to yell "MUM GET THE CAMERA11!!1!!1" He then remembered he wasn't in his mothers basement. oh how he missed that basement. With no time to wase, Xxx_B1lly_xxX Walked towards the town he saw ahead, Knowing his FaZe skills were still with him, he saw a pony with a tie; He walked towards the edgy bugger and said "c3n u qickscap?" The pony slowly turned to see a bipedal creature, standing behind him. The pony said, "I-i uh..uh..maybe?" Xxx_B1lly_xxX responded with "k, leme c ur skilz, wats ur naim xddd" The pony at this point knew this thing wanted to stick it's dick inside of him, but it was to late. Xxx_B1lly_xxX Quickscoped the light-brown pony, as he fell to the ground. "Lol i fukd ur nan xdddd" Xxx_B1lly_xxX said. Xxxxxxxx_xxxxxxxX Xxx_B1lly_xxx Walked around the corner, and saw a tree-house. Xxx_B1lly_xxX knew his only option was "Stick ur dik in it xddd", And so he did. After about Twelve minutes Twilight Sparkle came out of her treehouse to see what was shaking it, what she found was a half naked bipedal monster dry-humping her treehouse. She screamed, "WHAT ARE YOU!?!?" She readied a spell to paralyze the monster, before it spoke up. "U WONT M8? EY'LL BASH UR FOOKIN HED IN, I SWER ON ME MUM!" She was confused. "W-what?-" Before she could say anymore, the monster readied his long stick. " Fine, if you wanna fight, let's fight" Twilight said, somewhat confident. She charged a few spells at the monster, but they did nothing. She was worried, she tried 18 different spells on that hideous monster, while it just stood their talking about "edgy reddeting", Whater that was. She fired her final spell, and it got the monsters attention, but it wasn't the one she wanted. she got single response, "U WONT M8? 1V1 ME FGT" He charged at her, and a large sound came from the long stick, a few seconds later she found herself laying on the ground, bleeding to death. she said "W-why?" The Noskoper's response? "Im in FaZe, faggot." Xxx_B1lly_xxX Meets Rainbow-dashXxx_B1lly_xxX Meets Rainbow-dash Xxx_B1lly_xxX Walked around town after quickscoping two faggots. The ponies around him looked at him in horror, but Xxx_B1lly_xxX Knew they were just jealous of his noskoping skills. After walking a bit further he saw a zig-zag of rainbow land in front of him, align with some dust; When the dust settled, he saw a cyan colored pony with wings, and a rainbow mane. his natural response was "ar u gay? xdddd" The pony immediately bucked him, sending him flying across the dirt. But rainbow-dash made the same fatal mistake twilight had, and decided to try to 1v1 him. "Alright big and ugly, lets go!" Xxx_b1lly_xxX took this challenge, and decked that faggot in the face with his Xxx_Sniper_xxX. She kept her balance, and responded with a punch in the balls. The rainbow pony seemed to think that had done the trick, but all was not well. "Hah! i got you! Hey, everypony! look who i just defeated!" But; the same loud bang that had ended Twilights life was heard, as she fell to the ground, bleeding to death, just like twilight. but this was worse, he stuck his Xxx_Dick_xxX In her, she screamed as she died in horrible pain, and Xxx_B1lly_xxX Just said "Nevr try 2 1v1 a FaZe faggot." He walked away, taking one of her wings as a glorious prize. He then walked around town calling people noobs and fags, just like a normal FaZe clan member would, and billy?..billy was happy, this was even better then wearing a fedora and winning internet arguments, while fapping, no. This..this was amazing. he would find 4 out of the 6 he had heard the poneskrubs talking about. And for the next two weeks, would be What equestria would call "The great quickscoping war." Xxx_B1lly_xxX Fucking Destroys EquestriaXxx_B1lly_xxX Fucking Destroys Equestria Xxx_B1lly_xxX Took some shitty ass train to canterlot, There some fucking scrub ponies looked at him, but Xxx_B1lly_xxX Shrugged it off. Xxx_B1lly_xxx Did some shit important to the plot and found his way into the Celestia's Chambers. it was night, and Celestia lay asleep. Xxx_B1lly_xxX Took his Xx_snipr_xX And tried to quick scope her, but she awoke. Celestia yelled at the thing she saw lay before her. "GET AWAY FROM ME, INFERNAL BEAST!" Xxx_B1lly_xxx Replied, "Ayyy, lmao" After some intense fighting shit, he found a nuclear reactor under her bed, cleverly disguised as a banana. Celestia saw what he grabbed, and said "NO DO-" But The autism pumping through Xxx_B1lly_xxX's veins was too strong, and he pushed the button. Then, A Bright flash appeared. And nothing was heard. nothing seemed to be left. What happened?.. The World may never know. Xxx_B1lly_xxX meets BluebloodXxx_B1lly_xxX meets Blueblood Xxx_B1lly_xxX Gave no shits as he saw the faggoty ass white horse on the ground bleeding and shit. He walked out of her Room, and saw another fucking stuck up asshat, but he could sense this one was a douche, so, Xxx_B1lly_xxX Rapidly swung into action, leaping at him, and Dongcoptering all over white douchebag horses face. "AH! WHAT IS THIS!" As he looked at the furious dongcoptetrer, he saw a bi-pedal, very fucking sexy ape. "Are you my new sex slav-" But before he could finish, Xxx_B1lly_xxx Used the might of his dongcopter to rip off BlueDouche's head. Xxx_B1lly_xxX overheard some guards talking, "Did you hear?" One of the faggot guards said, "Princess Twilight is alive! I must go see her!" This faggot guard, was orange. and he looked like someone who would steal Waifus. Xxx_B1lly_xxX Wasn't having that, but even worse, PurpleSmart Knew the Quickscopers True identity, which was done offscreen, not seen in the chapter. They couldn't find out his real name, "Ishmael Shekelstien" If they found out, he would be killed! So Xxx_B1lly_xxX Sent out to find, and Kill PurpleSmart. Xxx_B1lly_xxX Spills his SpaghettiXxx_B1lly_xxX Spills his Spaghetti Xxx_B1lly_xxX Went into the kitchen to make some Xxx_Sphaghetti_xxX After some unneeded bullshit he made the spaghetti, and went to put them in his pockets, yet, sadly, he slipped on some sample text and fell down going "roflroflroflroflroflroflroflrorlforlrofl" and then he spilled his spaghetti Sombra saw the whole thing and he was just like "lol wat" Xxx_B1lly_xxX Has AutismXxx_B1lly_xxX Has Autism Xxx_B1lly_xxX decided today was a gooood day to buy a goose! yes a goose! but where could he get a fabled goose? from the autistic purple thing of course! billy ran 2 the house huffing and puffing like a biiiiiig bad wolf!!!! as he ran to purple shits house. "my my my what big teeth u have" said purple shit "but I'm not even in the house u fuckwit XDDDDDDDDD" you could hear air horns in the distance somewhere i think "hahahah stop your horrible attempt at being funnyyou bipedal freak!' Twilight said "ok but first let me rub your clitasaurus with a goose pls" b1lly said "gotcha" said purple faggot she went inside and got a goose shining armored came inside if you know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the end Xxx_B1lly_xxX Meets a rabbitXxx_B1lly_xxX Meets a rabbit Xxx_B1lly_xxX Found a area shrouded in wood, so he decided to enter. He had heard all creepy-ass shit that only a failed final could compare to. He hid in the bushes, seeing a giant fucking ass tiger-dragon with a badass tail. Xxx_B1lly_xxX realized it was a manticore, and less then a few seconds later, the loud bang struck again, he had quickscoped the manticore like a true FaZe member. He then saws a stupid rabbit annoying him. it threatened him, he could feel it in his mint-edtion copy of "Star-wars the christmas special" he kept on at all times. Xxx_B1lly_xxX Looked at the rabbit and said, "wot u fookin lukin at m8? if ur lukin 4 a beatin, 1v1 me fgt" Angel bunny understood what he had said. and took his challenge, but the rabbit pulled out a Xxx_Sniper_xxX As well. "o sht. finale a fkn quickscopr, but i bet u hardscope xddd" Angel bunny took a great amount of offense to this, and tried to quick scope him, but he missed. he was lagging like a true noob; because of this, he could not hit him. Xxx_B1lly_xxX was only getting hit markers, but after great perseverance, he heard a bang, Angel bunny fell to the floor, dead on the spot. Xxx_B1lly_xxX Looked at his corpse and said, "lol fgt u hard scope, bet ur mum taught u how 2 snipars 2"
Xxx_B1lly_xxX The noskoper in equestriaXxx_B1lly_xxX The noskoper in equestria Xxx_B1lly_xxX awoke from his bed, dazed. Not even a few seconds later he realized he wasn't on his bed, his fedora was missing, and worst of all his anime collection was gone. Xxx_B1lly_xxX Decided to walk around; not even a few seconds later he found his Xxx_Sniper_xxX, He had the urge to yell "MUM GET THE CAMERA11!!1!!1" He then remembered he wasn't in his mothers basement. oh how he missed that basement. With no time to wase, Xxx_B1lly_xxX Walked towards the town he saw ahead, Knowing his FaZe skills were still with him, he saw a pony with a tie; He walked towards the edgy bugger and said "c3n u qickscap?" The pony slowly turned to see a bipedal creature, standing behind him. The pony said, "I-i uh..uh..maybe?" Xxx_B1lly_xxX responded with "k, leme c ur skilz, wats ur naim xddd" The pony at this point knew this thing wanted to stick it's dick inside of him, but it was to late. Xxx_B1lly_xxX Quickscoped the light-brown pony, as he fell to the ground. "Lol i fukd ur nan xdddd" Xxx_B1lly_xxX said. Xxxxxxxx_xxxxxxxX Xxx_B1lly_xxx Walked around the corner, and saw a tree-house. Xxx_B1lly_xxX knew his only option was "Stick ur dik in it xddd", And so he did. After about Twelve minutes Twilight Sparkle came out of her treehouse to see what was shaking it, what she found was a half naked bipedal monster dry-humping her treehouse. She screamed, "WHAT ARE YOU!?!?" She readied a spell to paralyze the monster, before it spoke up. "U WONT M8? EY'LL BASH UR FOOKIN HED IN, I SWER ON ME MUM!" She was confused. "W-what?-" Before she could say anymore, the monster readied his long stick. " Fine, if you wanna fight, let's fight" Twilight said, somewhat confident. She charged a few spells at the monster, but they did nothing. She was worried, she tried 18 different spells on that hideous monster, while it just stood their talking about "edgy reddeting", Whater that was. She fired her final spell, and it got the monsters attention, but it wasn't the one she wanted. she got single response, "U WONT M8? 1V1 ME FGT" He charged at her, and a large sound came from the long stick, a few seconds later she found herself laying on the ground, bleeding to death. she said "W-why?" The Noskoper's response? "Im in FaZe, faggot."
Xxx_B1lly_xxX Meets Rainbow-dashXxx_B1lly_xxX Meets Rainbow-dash Xxx_B1lly_xxX Walked around town after quickscoping two faggots. The ponies around him looked at him in horror, but Xxx_B1lly_xxX Knew they were just jealous of his noskoping skills. After walking a bit further he saw a zig-zag of rainbow land in front of him, align with some dust; When the dust settled, he saw a cyan colored pony with wings, and a rainbow mane. his natural response was "ar u gay? xdddd" The pony immediately bucked him, sending him flying across the dirt. But rainbow-dash made the same fatal mistake twilight had, and decided to try to 1v1 him. "Alright big and ugly, lets go!" Xxx_b1lly_xxX took this challenge, and decked that faggot in the face with his Xxx_Sniper_xxX. She kept her balance, and responded with a punch in the balls. The rainbow pony seemed to think that had done the trick, but all was not well. "Hah! i got you! Hey, everypony! look who i just defeated!" But; the same loud bang that had ended Twilights life was heard, as she fell to the ground, bleeding to death, just like twilight. but this was worse, he stuck his Xxx_Dick_xxX In her, she screamed as she died in horrible pain, and Xxx_B1lly_xxX Just said "Nevr try 2 1v1 a FaZe faggot." He walked away, taking one of her wings as a glorious prize. He then walked around town calling people noobs and fags, just like a normal FaZe clan member would, and billy?..billy was happy, this was even better then wearing a fedora and winning internet arguments, while fapping, no. This..this was amazing. he would find 4 out of the 6 he had heard the poneskrubs talking about. And for the next two weeks, would be What equestria would call "The great quickscoping war."
Xxx_B1lly_xxX Fucking Destroys EquestriaXxx_B1lly_xxX Fucking Destroys Equestria Xxx_B1lly_xxX Took some shitty ass train to canterlot, There some fucking scrub ponies looked at him, but Xxx_B1lly_xxX Shrugged it off. Xxx_B1lly_xxx Did some shit important to the plot and found his way into the Celestia's Chambers. it was night, and Celestia lay asleep. Xxx_B1lly_xxX Took his Xx_snipr_xX And tried to quick scope her, but she awoke. Celestia yelled at the thing she saw lay before her. "GET AWAY FROM ME, INFERNAL BEAST!" Xxx_B1lly_xxx Replied, "Ayyy, lmao" After some intense fighting shit, he found a nuclear reactor under her bed, cleverly disguised as a banana. Celestia saw what he grabbed, and said "NO DO-" But The autism pumping through Xxx_B1lly_xxX's veins was too strong, and he pushed the button. Then, A Bright flash appeared. And nothing was heard. nothing seemed to be left. What happened?.. The World may never know.
Xxx_B1lly_xxX meets BluebloodXxx_B1lly_xxX meets Blueblood Xxx_B1lly_xxX Gave no shits as he saw the faggoty ass white horse on the ground bleeding and shit. He walked out of her Room, and saw another fucking stuck up asshat, but he could sense this one was a douche, so, Xxx_B1lly_xxX Rapidly swung into action, leaping at him, and Dongcoptering all over white douchebag horses face. "AH! WHAT IS THIS!" As he looked at the furious dongcoptetrer, he saw a bi-pedal, very fucking sexy ape. "Are you my new sex slav-" But before he could finish, Xxx_B1lly_xxx Used the might of his dongcopter to rip off BlueDouche's head. Xxx_B1lly_xxX overheard some guards talking, "Did you hear?" One of the faggot guards said, "Princess Twilight is alive! I must go see her!" This faggot guard, was orange. and he looked like someone who would steal Waifus. Xxx_B1lly_xxX Wasn't having that, but even worse, PurpleSmart Knew the Quickscopers True identity, which was done offscreen, not seen in the chapter. They couldn't find out his real name, "Ishmael Shekelstien" If they found out, he would be killed! So Xxx_B1lly_xxX Sent out to find, and Kill PurpleSmart.
Xxx_B1lly_xxX Spills his SpaghettiXxx_B1lly_xxX Spills his Spaghetti Xxx_B1lly_xxX Went into the kitchen to make some Xxx_Sphaghetti_xxX After some unneeded bullshit he made the spaghetti, and went to put them in his pockets, yet, sadly, he slipped on some sample text and fell down going "roflroflroflroflroflroflroflrorlforlrofl" and then he spilled his spaghetti Sombra saw the whole thing and he was just like "lol wat"
Xxx_B1lly_xxX Has AutismXxx_B1lly_xxX Has Autism Xxx_B1lly_xxX decided today was a gooood day to buy a goose! yes a goose! but where could he get a fabled goose? from the autistic purple thing of course! billy ran 2 the house huffing and puffing like a biiiiiig bad wolf!!!! as he ran to purple shits house. "my my my what big teeth u have" said purple shit "but I'm not even in the house u fuckwit XDDDDDDDDD" you could hear air horns in the distance somewhere i think "hahahah stop your horrible attempt at being funnyyou bipedal freak!' Twilight said "ok but first let me rub your clitasaurus with a goose pls" b1lly said "gotcha" said purple faggot she went inside and got a goose shining armored came inside if you know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the end
Xxx_B1lly_xxX Meets a rabbitXxx_B1lly_xxX Meets a rabbit Xxx_B1lly_xxX Found a area shrouded in wood, so he decided to enter. He had heard all creepy-ass shit that only a failed final could compare to. He hid in the bushes, seeing a giant fucking ass tiger-dragon with a badass tail. Xxx_B1lly_xxX realized it was a manticore, and less then a few seconds later, the loud bang struck again, he had quickscoped the manticore like a true FaZe member. He then saws a stupid rabbit annoying him. it threatened him, he could feel it in his mint-edtion copy of "Star-wars the christmas special" he kept on at all times. Xxx_B1lly_xxX Looked at the rabbit and said, "wot u fookin lukin at m8? if ur lukin 4 a beatin, 1v1 me fgt" Angel bunny understood what he had said. and took his challenge, but the rabbit pulled out a Xxx_Sniper_xxX As well. "o sht. finale a fkn quickscopr, but i bet u hardscope xddd" Angel bunny took a great amount of offense to this, and tried to quick scope him, but he missed. he was lagging like a true noob; because of this, he could not hit him. Xxx_B1lly_xxX was only getting hit markers, but after great perseverance, he heard a bang, Angel bunny fell to the floor, dead on the spot. Xxx_B1lly_xxX Looked at his corpse and said, "lol fgt u hard scope, bet ur mum taught u how 2 snipars 2"
