Today was a dark day for Equestria. Canterlot was under attack by an army of creatures that they thought were just a myth. but they couldn't be any more wrong. princess Celestia and Luna along with the main 6 were currently fighting off wave after wave of enemy soldiers that they eventually learned were called North Korean's. these "North Korean's" were hellbent on taking over Canterlot castle, and Celestia wasn't going to let that happen.
Princess Luna and Celestia were using all the magic they could to hold off the hoard's of enemies, same went for Twilight and Rarity who were having as much difficulty holding off the army as the princesses were. Applejack had guard armor on and was trying to hold of any that tried charging at them while Rainbow Dash shot lightning at them from the clouds she formed, Fluttershy was hiding in a corner, and pinkie was firing actual cannonball's from her party cannon "THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN CONFETTI." She exclaimed as the North Koreans continued their attack.
All of a sudden a rocket flew past their heads and hit the castle. They all looked at the shooter who was wearing a black suit, and seemed to be chubbier than the soldiers. "HUE HUE HUE. Foolish ponies soon superior Korea will dominate equestria and theirs nothing you can-" he was suddenly interrupted by a voice
"KIM-JONG!" Kim Jong-un turned to where he heard the voice. he looked on top of the castle and there he was, his arch enemy.
"Obama we meet again" Kim Jong-un said with venom in his voice "You are too late Obama soon equestria will be mine."
"it's never uhh.. to late for freedom BEOCTH!" And suddenly a massive rumbling noise was heard. It was the American army coming to destroy the North Koreans. They were approaching on all sides of the city
Obama jumped off the castle and landed right next to Celestia, who he bowed to and said "It's okay princess uhh...i got this." He turned to the now angry Kim Jong-un. "Uhh...come at me bro." Kim charged at Obama while He did the same
Obama held the american flag as a spear, while Kim got out a machete that was signed by Stalin himself. both their weapons soon clashed with each other. while the princesses and main 6 were merely watching in amazement as a massive battle unfurled.
While Kim and Obama clashed with their weapons he noticed that Obama had brought a couple of his friends out of retirement to assist in the battle that was being waged.
"I see you brought Bush and Cheney with you." He could see Bush beating North Korean soldiers to death with a barrel that said "precious", and he could hear shotgun fire coming from Cheney's gun as he yelled "THE POWER OF AMURICA COMPELS YOU!"
"I'm going to need all the help i can get uhhh...if i hope to defeat you uhh...and its a shame that you cant bring your dead father out of retirement to help you." Bush and Cheney both went "OOOOOOOOH!" which only enraged Kim.
"Alright that's it. FEEL THE WRATH OF MY COMMUNIST POWERS." Kim dropped his machete and began to shoot red and yellow lightning from his hands. But to his ultimate surprise the lightning only bounced of the 44th president "But that's impossible...IMPOSSIBLE!"
Obama only smiled at Kims response "uhh..you fool i am uhhh...immune to your communist powers. oh and uhh...by the way this flag i'm holding is also a missile" Obama activated the flag missile. "TASTE THE FREEDOM MUTHAFUCKA."
"NOOOOO-"
*BOOM*
Once again america had prevailed. Kim Jong-un was nothing but pieces and any remaining members of his army were now on the run. Obama had done it, he had defeated North Korea. "MY CITY!!" The response came from Celestia and for good reason. Canterlot had been blown to bits by american airstrikes. Any buildings still standing were lucky.
"Oh right. the city. well i uhh..couldn't risk the North Koreans using the buildings as shelter so i uhhh...blew them up. you can thank me later."
Obama said with a smile as he equipped his jet pack to his back. "Now if you'll excuse me, there are some changeling's that need some freedom." Obama lifted off into the direction of the changeling kingdom with his army following close behind. while also leaving a bunch of very, very confused ponies.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!" Exclaimed rainbow dash.
"I have no idea." Said twilight.
"Well lets just hope none of his enemies ever show up again" Said Celestia while looking at the remains of Kim Jong-un.
"Hey sun princess." Celestia soon looked to who said that. It appeared to be the one called Bush who was still holding on to that Barrel(which was covered in blood now)of his while also being accompanied by the other one known as Cheney."you wouldn't happen to know if you got any oil lying around here would ya?"
"Maybe, why do you want to know?" Celestia said confused about his question
"Just wandering" Said Cheney who slowly started to laugh maniacally along with bush, as they both began to leave the city with the american army.
"Do you think we should warn the changelings." Luna said to Celestia who thought about it, but then remembered what they did the last time they tried invading eEquestria.
"let them do they want to the changelings"
And just like that equestria's savior slash destroyer(but mostly savior) was gone.
"And that's how i uhh...saved equestria" Obama finally finished telling his story at the state of the union address. but instead of a round of applause all he got where confused faces and mouth's agape about what he just said.
Speaker of the house John Boehner leaned over to whisper to the vice president Joe Biden "I think the president is high again."
"Oh most definitely." responded Biden
