The beginning of a newb playin Hardcore
A pony on a strange new world left behind by his kind, the self proclaimed DJ CR@ft, must try to survive by ove- "Hey buddy quiet down will ya I am trying to make my music!"
Uh ok cross.
"it is DJ Cr@ft to you !"
Yeah whatever, hey you wanna interrupt go ahead tell you own story.
" ok well guys here is the low-down, I have been trapped here for about 5 minutes now while he talked and I say.... Uh... Hey narrator what do I do next?"
.... You get a place for shelter then water and food.
" yeah like I was saying, I have to go find a tree or something that has walls and an entrance."
How about a cave?
" no that is dumb idea... Wait I know how about a cave!"
..........
"what?"
Nothing just do what you need to do.
"Ok so I am going to trek over to a mountain or cliff to find a cave and stuff."
Dude turn around.
" oh look a cave thanks mr narrator guy!"
Your welcome crossie.
" hey only my mother calls me crossie!"
Well shut up and get to caving you will be needing a home for tonight.
"yeah yeah I am on it... I am thirsty though I am gonna somehow mark this spot but how?"
cross sits and thinks.... *cough you have a map cough*
" I have a map!.... Wait I thought that this place is new... Oh it is an auto-mapper thingy!"
Actually it is a chunk recorder it records the chunks that you see as you come up to them it-
" hey ya done yet ya nerd?"
*sigh* yes I guess I am continue...
"besides anypony knows that and last time I checked I am anypony so I know these things. So I say I am going to go this way, I know let's pretend this is a bad scenario and I have to find water or I will die!"
That is the exact situation you are in so get to it!
"ok, ok, don't yell sheesh. Any way lets go."
And as Cross-"DJ CR@FT" - ok fine DJ Cr@ft sped off to find water we close this... nevermind it has only been five minutes.
--30 minutes later--
"do-do-dee-do do-wup-up-pa-do. Hey look I found water! Uh. Mr narrator are you there?"
Uh, what, oh yes you have found water congratulations, do you want a cookie?
" yes I do in fact."
Well sorry you can't have one now how are you going to take care of the water and get it back to your cave that you have not explored yet and eat the food that you have not found yet and -
" yeah I get the picture so just help me then."
I can't I tell the story not to give you things.
" but you offered me a cookie!"
That was sarcasm I wasn't really going to give you a cookie.
" aww you are mean... Anyway let's get stuff done wait how far away is this watering hole from the cave?"
You have a map...
" yep and it is... 50 ft!"
It took you 30 minutes to go 50 ft?!?
" hey I like smelling the flowers. Don't judge me, anyway now for food I like apples... Where are the apples?"
This is a different planet there may not be any ap-
" oh look apples. Yum!"
I give up.
" so now to go caving... Oooh it is dark down there but I am fine just need some wood and heat and i make FIYA!"
And you are going to get the wood how?
" ...... Shut up....."
Cross. Cross. Cross? HEY CROSS!
" what?"
What are you doing?
"climbing this tree, why what does it look like I am doing?"
Looks like you are trying to climb a tree, but why?
"I have to get wood and the best branches are the ones at the top of the tree, or is it the bottom...."
Try to think back to your coot scout days.....
"dry wood burns better?"
Yes
"k thx bai"
You sir are an idiot.
"I am not... Now I need to make weapons!"
Why do you need to make weapons and what kind?
"well I was going I make stone weapons but I do not have any stone so I need a pick... How do you make a pickaxe?"
First make planks, do you know how to do that?
" yes open my inventory page and put a wood block in the 2x2 window."
Good, have you done it?
" yes the put a plank in every hole and you get a.. Workbench?"
Yes now put that in the ground... No not like that, set it down like a block... Yes like that now you can access it.
" aha now it is a 3x3 area, I need more planks so, wood to planks, now I need... Sticks? Place one plank on the other and sticks.. Yay... Then three planks on the top row, one stick in the middle and bottom middle ad i have a pick axe."
Congrats you have achieved: Time to mine!
"Say what now?"
That was what people call an achievement, they are almost pointless in my opinion so you don't need to wo-
"I LOVE GETTING ACHIEVEMENTS!"
You are such a noob, now do you want to end the episode or continue, i say end so good bye folks and see you next time!
"But wait i wasn-"
-- This is just dandy, finally some time alone to tell yall about me, my name is... just call me cross's narrator, anyway, cross is a brand new player of minecraft trying to get famous by making a lets play, he has no previous history of minecraft. so he may seem like an idiot so don't try to help him. anyway see yall next episode.--
after the episode is ended'
" Narrator you are mean... Can i have that cookie now?"
NO, I DO NOT HAVE ANY COOKIES!!!!
"wow you yell very loud."
And you do not have proper English.
" you are right, anyway i am gonna go for pizza, what do you want on yours?"
I would like... a normal cheese pizza.
"ok be back in five!"
Bye cross, keep it real.
"NEVER, say that again."
