Saturday morning at Sweet Apple Acres. The farm was already buzzing with activities, but on the second floor of a recently built cottage, snoring could be heard. But not for very much longer.
As the numbers changed from 7:59 to 8:00, the radio started playing a smooth jazzy melody. It was a very low volume, but enough for Elusive to wake up. He slowly sat up in bed, yawned, stretched his arms, and stroked his mane out of his eyes. Then he looked out the window, with an annoyed look on his face.
“Elusive, Elusive… it’s Saturday,” he said to himself. “Saturday Sleep-in. So why would you forget to turn the alarm off, you lazy faggot.” He sunk back into the pillows again, closing his eyes. “Saturday’s when you stay in bed, waiting for your lovely coltfriend to come back from the morning chores, all sweaty and musky and… OH!”
In an instant, he remembered why he had set the alarm. He jumped out of bed, washed his face quick, and went to the kitchen. For 15 minutes he rambled around, coffee pot in one hand, frying pan in the other and holding a bread knife with his magic. It took its toll, but soon he was finished. The result was Two cups of coffee (One black with two teaspoons of sugar, one with a generous amount of milk), a plate with scrambled eggs and a hash-brown, and two pieces of toast from the grill. Then, a quick shower, which in Elusives case meant at least 15 minutes. No shampoo in the morning, thus keeping the natural oils left in mane and tail. However, a bottle of O’real conditioner was the gentlecolts best friend. He thought about shrubbing his fur with some of that almond oil, but since he couldn’t reach his back, he decided to resettle that until later. He combed his mane, and put on a few drops of that special eau-de-cologne that Elusive knew his coltfriend liked, and then he put on his silk robe. Under the robe, he wore nothing but a pair of designed briefs, 60 bits the pair.
Stepping out in the livingroom, he did a last-minute check. The food ready on the table, the couch invitingly soft. Only to check on the last part; himself. He took a quick look in the mirror. He couldn’t help giving himself a knowing look.
“Oh yes, Elusive, oh yes. Even I’d do you looking like that.” He couldn’t help smirking. The trap was set, now just to wait for the victim.
And the victim did arrive soon enough. The sound of hooves against gravel came closer and closer to the house, then the door opened and Applejack stepped into the room.
"Mornin' 'lucy. Sorry if ah woke ya up earlier, but...what the hay?"
Elusive could see that the farmpony was not prepared for this sight at this time in the morning, in the way Applejacks eyes went from tired to wide awake and confused in one blink.
Elusive had placed himself in the couch, robe half open to reveal his chest. His tail was poking out from under the robe and wiggled in the air. He slowly licked his fingers and stroke his chest slowly while he gave Applejack a smile that he should feel in his left pocket.
“Good morning, Applejack” He rose from the coach, walked over to his coltfriend and kissed him. “It got so lonely in bed without you and I just couldn't get back to sleep. So I decided to give you a little something.” He paused, giving Applejack a knowing smile. “Especially considering what day it is today.” He playfully removed Applejack’s Stetson and gave him another kiss. Then he looked at his coltfriend. Elusive couldn’t help a small chuckle. The gears were grinding fast in Applejack’s mind now, he could see. Applejack still hadn’t said a word, but his eyes spoke enough. Elusive took his hand and led him to the couch. “Coffee, with two bits of sugar, as you like it. Enjoy your breakfast, handsome.”
Applejack took the cup in his hand and put it to his mouth. The coffee managed to break his dumbfoundedness, and he finally spoke.
“Well, 'Lucy, it’s is sure nice and all, but Ah mean… ya always sleep late Saturdays,” blushing, he added quickly. “Not that Ah don’t ‘preciate ya making breakfast for me, but…why today?”
“Applejack! Are you telling me you don’t know what day it is today? REALLY?” Elusive put on his most indignant face. "And here I thought you loved me" he added with a faked cry in his voice. Applejack frowned, and Elusive quickly realized he had to change tactics. He couldn't let himself get entangled in a real argument. So, he decided to get physical.
Elusive unbuttoned a bit of Applejack’s shirt and let his hand play with his chest and nipples for a bit. “Are you REALLY sure you don’t remember" he added with a sultry voice. He placed his other hand around his coltfriend’s neck and pulled him in for another kiss. This time, he let it become longer. He let his tongue play with Applejack and nuzzled his mane with his hand. Applejack’s breathing got heavier. Elusive held back another smile. The danger had been resolved, and he had Applejack exactly where he wanted him.
For a brief moment, he thought, And this is the colt who only three years before told everypony listening how much he hated “Queerosexuals.” And it’s all because of me.
He finished the kiss, looked at his coltfriend with the biggest puppy-eyes he could manage, and pouted a bit with his lips. Applejack got the message, and tried to regain himself after the kiss. Finally he spoke with a newfound confidence in his voice.
“Oh, yeah! This day! Of course Ah remember. He he… couldn’t forget an important day like this, can Ah?” He tried a confident smile as well, but it didn’t really work.
Oh, Applejack, you’re such a bad liar… Elusive thought to himself. “I knew you wouldn’t, handsome. Now, finish your meal. This is only half of MY gift to you.”
Elusive trotted out to the kitchen, leaving his coltfriend with what probably was a mix between relief and panic. Safe behind the closed door, he couldn’t help but giggle, equally out of excitement as with the satisfaction of his plan working like a clock. He grabbed the bottle he was looking for and returned to the living room. Elusive took his time, swinging his hips like a mare, as Applejack put it. Nevertheless, he always got his attention this way, and today was no exception. He made a wide stroll around the couch, just briefly stopping to play a bit with Applejacks ponytail. The whole time, Applejacks eyes were nailed to his legs. He had been considering giving himself a hooficure, but had decided it would take to long. And his work had payed off anyway.
"Ehm...'Lucy, are ya going to, um, strut around like that all morning? Ahm getting stiff here -ah mean yer coffee's getting cold."
Applejack had just finished eating when Elusive returned. He finally sat down next to him, just looking at him, not touching any of the food. Applejack twisted his shoulders nervously.
“‘Lucy…aren’t ya goin’ to eat some?”
“Always so caring, Applejack. It's so nice to have a considerate coltfriend. But don't you worry, of course I am. You see...” Elusive leaned closer and whispered in Applejack’s ear, “That’s the other half of the gift.”
Elusive rose from the couch. He pushed the table back and got down to his knees in front of Applejack, placing his hand on Applejacks groin and slowly feeling his way around. He soon found the rewarding feeling of something hardening under his fingers’ movement.
“I think you can imagine what I’m going to have for breakfast, don’t you… big boy?”
Applejack held his breath. In his mind, a battle was going on. Half of his mind tried desperately focus on remembering what the hay this day was about, the other half tried to get his focus on his hot coltfriend, where his hand was, and what he was about to do.
Elusive hadn’t planned a long session, but he found himself lost in the moment anyway. Applejack’s eyes, those muscles showing beneath his shirt and that big thing growing under his hand, they all got him mezmerized every time. Elusive loved his coltfriend. He really, really loved him, and for a short time, he considered blowing this whole thing off and just going ahead and fucking his brains out. But then he remembered why he was doing this, and his mind got cooled off. He was going to stick with the plan.
He unbuttoned Applejack’s trousers. He knew that Applejack never wore underwear at work early in the morning, which meant that his penis instantly peeped out from the open fly. Elusive took a moment to admire it. He was not a fan of huge dongs, in fact because they were too big, had turned down one or two stallions over the years, (One with the words “Forget about putting that thermos into ME”) but Applejack had probably the perfect penis. Not too thick, but enough to make a handful. Not too long, but sufficient. Elusive did claim that size didn’t matter, at least when it came too unbridled fucking, but sucking was a different area. He wanted to feel like he had something in his mouth, and he didn’t want to feel like he was eating a carrot.
He let his fingers play all over Applejack’s length. He could feel the shivers in his lover’s groin as an instant reward to the touching.
“Like this, big boy?” The only response he got was a grunt. Elusive smiled widely, and started to stroke Applejacks penis with his left hand, caressing his thighs with the right one. Then he leaned closer with his head. He started kissing the root of his lover’s penis. First quick and short, then longer. Still stroking it with his hand, he started licking it from the bottom to the top. Longer and longer, letting his tongue play with every part. He knew Applejack could cum, just with him doing this, but he wanted more. So he opened his mouth and dived in. He didn’t go deep, just let his lips surround the tip of the penis and then he slowly bobbed his head. His hand kept stroking, but in shorter and rougher moves. This should get a more vocal reaction.
“AH! Fuck, 'Lucy! FUCK!”
Elusive smiled inside, but he couldn’t help teasing his lover a bit. He briefly let go of the penis. “Language, darling, language. A gentlecolt knows how to express himself. Now, tell me again. Do you like it?”
Applejack’s breathing was way too quick and heavy, and it took some time for him to control himself enough to answer.
“Yeah…yeah, babe. Ah…like it.”
Elusive shook his head. “This won’t do, handsome. Now I want you to tell me exactly what feels good or this ends now.”
“Babe, ah… Ah love to feel yer lips round mah dick, yer mouth feels so…warm, but... ah like it when ya touch me, uhn, when ya use yer hands like...oh yes!”
Satisfied with the response, Elusive started to stroke his penis faster and tightened his grip around it. “Yeah, babe! Keep moving yer hand like that! And…please lick mah balls.”
“Your wish is my command, handsome.” Elusive gently took the rest of Applejack’s package from the pants and gently started to lick them. Applejack grunted. Elusive felt quite excited himself. He opened his mouth and cupped Applejack’s balls between his lips. With his free hand he pulled down his own underwear and started stroking his own penis. He was pretty damn close himself. Elusive wasn’t going to touch himself originally, but when in Rome… He was tempted to use magic to spice things up a bit but Applejack didn't like magic used in bed. Probably an earth pony pride thing. Sometimes he used it anyway, but not today. No irritated Applejack, that would be bad for the plan.
For a few moments, the only sounds heard were the low moaning of two very horny ponies and the soft sound of a handjob. But Elusive needed more. He was close, but he wanted to hear his lover to get over his own edge. So he let go of the balls, and once more closed his lips around his penis. But now, he went for deep throat. He took in the full length of Applejack, and slowly let his mouth move from the bottom, to the top, and back again…
“OH YES, BABE! Keep sucking like that! Keep…AAAaunn…”
That was just what he wanted. He could also feel the taste of Applejack’s precum. Nothing turned him on more than the excitement of his lover, and giving out a small moan of his own, Elusive came. He stroked his own penis until he was done, and felt the last drops of cum leaving him. There would be spots on the floor, but he didn’t care. To be honest, this was not the ultimate way of satisfaction, but it would have to do at the moment. Elusive’s pleasure was second to Applejack’s.
At the moment.
The bottle of chocolate sauce that he got from the kitchen caught his eye. Elusive considered to take a break and put some extra sweet on, but in the end, he decided to skip it. Chocolate sauce went straight for his hips anyway.
“Elusive…Ah’m…”
Elusive knew what was coming. He wasn’t particularly into this bit, and usually he said no to it. But this was supposed to be a gift, and gifts was always for the joy of the receiver.
“I know, handsome. And you may.”
In an instant, Applejack stood up. He grabbed Elusive’s head in his hand, then started rocking his hips. Elusive moved his hands to a firm grip of Applejack’s ass and let his lover mouth-fuck him with all his might.
Why Applejack was so into this, Elusive would never understand. But, he loved his stallion to bits, and it was probably worth the effort. Besides, it never was for a long time anyway. He could feel and hear the signs.
“Oh fu…Oh by Solaris, Elusive…Yer mouth feels so…frickin’ good…” He paused, mouth wide open, but never slowing down his thrusts. “Oh shit. Oh shit! Oh shit! Ah’m gonna… Ah’m gonna…AAAAAAhhhgggghhhh...”
Applejack pushed Elusive’s head down in his groin, making him take his penis all the way down to the root while he came. With the orgasm taking most of his strength away, Applejack sank back onto the couch. Elusive wasn’t done just yet, though. Shooting the cum right down his throat was not his way of things. He wanted the taste, so he kept his lips around the tip, licking up every little drop that erupted. He looked up to his lover. Applejack was nothing more than a panting and moaning pile of yellow and orange fur at the moment.
“Aah, shit… Elusive…that was…”
Elusive finally let go of Applejack’s penis with a ‘pop’. He licked his lips, slowly and deliberately. Then he moved himself up so he sat with his head at the same level as Applejack, straddled him and gave him a deep kiss. “Everything for you, handsome. Hope you liked your gift.”
“ ‘Lucy…Ah loved it.”
“Wonderful to hear, dear. So, what’s your gift for me?”
The shocked expression in Applejack’s face was priceless. Elusive had to hold back his laughter at the sight. He could see a small drop of sweat on Applejack’s forehead. It was clear that he had forgotten all about that in the heat of the moment, which made his conclusion even more fun to watch. “Mah gift…for ya?”
“Yes, darling. I just gave you your gift, and you seemed to enjoy it. So, I wonder what your gift for me is. It is a special day, after all.”
Elusive could see the panic in Applejack’s eyes, and for a moment, he was afraid that his strong coltfriend was going to throw him to the wall and make a run for it. Applejack managed to calm down, though, and gently lifted Elusive, kissed him and said “That, uh, is a surprise! Yeah, a surprise!”
Elusive jumped out of his grip and clapped his hands. “Wonderful, love! I’m looking forward to it. But now, I won’t keep you occupied any longer.” He let his hand find his way inside Applejack shirt once more, feeling his ribbed stomach. ”I know how important his work is for my big, strong stallion. Well, don’t let your little pony stop you. Get back to work now! Ta ta!”
He could never help teasing Applejack. Elusive started to clear the table, bending over very deliberately, making the robe lift to reveal everything. Elusive knew Applejack worshipped his ass, and he never got tired of teasing him with it. He wagged his tail a bit. “Seeing something you like, handsome?” Applejack only nodded. Elusive turned around, plates in his hands. “Well, that will have to wait until tonight. I will wait for my gift, but not too long…”
“Not to… No! Ah’m goin’ to town fer, uhm, lunch! Yes, lunch, um, to pick it up!”
Elusive smiled. For the second time today, he thought of calling it off. His coltfriend was just too sweet sometimes. But no! The plan was to be completed. He just nodded, gave Applejack a kiss on his cheek, then he went to the kitchen. He waited until Applejack had left until he went back. Then he took his cup in his hand, warmed it with some magic, and purred like a cat. “That’s how it’s done. Elusive, you are indeed a genius.”
“There isn’t anything special about this day, is it?”
Elusive almost spit his coffee at the sound of the voice. He turned around to find Barbara in the doorway to the kitchen. The teenage dragon wore a smirk on her face and her eyes had that knowing look only she could pull off. Elusive tried to hide his blush with a brash attitude, but it only worked halfway. After all, his part-time assistant would see through him anyway.
“Why, Barb, darling… I hope you didn’t see anything, ehrm… inappropriate.”"
Barbara laughed. “Duh! Elusive, I’m 19, and I’ve been dating Soprano almost as long as you have been with AJ. I'm a big girl now, I know things. Besides, it’s not the first time I’ve seen you with your hands all over Applejack. Not to mention having to live with Dusk and Trickster…At least YOU know how to close a door. But don’t worry. I just walked in the kitchen, heard some noise, and stayed out. I’m no peeping Tom.”
Elusive sat down on the sofa. He took a sip of his coffee and sighed. “Ah, well… It’s not like I can deny the fact that I love that stallion to death. What are you doing here by the way?
“Picking up a book for Soprano. And don't try to change the subject! What's all that ‘You remember what day it is’ junk? There is no special day today, or have I missed something?”
Elusive showed his teeth in a grim smile. “Oh no, dear, you haven’t. This is a punishment.”
Barbara lifted her eyebrows.
“Breakfast and a blowjob? If that’s a punishment, I don’t want to see your rewards!”
Elusive’s cheshire smile got wider.
“Oh, but it is! You see, I got that little farmerbrain of his worked up so much trying to remember what’s so special about this day that he will spend the rest of the day with a guilty conscience and hopefully a headache. THEN he will spend the afternoon in the shops trying to find a gift that matches mine. He hates shopping. It makes him sick. And he will have to spend at least three hours doing it. Because he loves me, but he also knows not to disappoint me...”
Elusive got a dreamy look in his face, then he took another sip of coffee. Then his face hardened.
“And THAT, my dear, is a very suitable punishment for ruining a perfect suit, using it while FEEDING THE PIGS! You know, I spent TWO DAYS making that suit for him. TWO DAYS!” Elusive shivered at the thought. “Hopefully that will teach him that ‘But I only have to wash it’ is NOT the proper reaction next time I find him doing something like that.”
Author's Note
In my head, Elusive is voiced by Tim Gunn.
Three things are borrowed straight from Stuffed Apple. AJ's nick for Elusive, the R63 name for Sweetie, and the word "Queerosexual". It's so wrong it's right.
