In an alternate horse universe where tecni-colored horses were the dominant creatures on the planet, lived lonesome Purple horse known as "Twitlot Parkle". She lived her almost aborted dragon "Spastike". They've had a good relationship that has lasted for quite some time now, but it wasn't enough to excite Twitly. She had an almost undesirable need for some cock. Not dragon cock tho. She hated the idea of being shipped with Spick. She wanted something more then that. Something that was thought to be impossible. Something that no pony could understand. Something that would define the laws of all pony kind. Something that would single handedly (stfu hoofingly just sounds autistic as fuck) decimate her freedom of expression. She wanted human cock.
Twatfag called for her retarded dragon "Oi spunk where you at!?". "I'm right next to you, you dumb mother fucker..." replied spic. "I'm off to that secrit castle that always randomly helps us whenever it feels like it." said Twonk ans she trotted to crystal as fuk door. "Make sure you find that weird ass comic that held us captive that one useless episode then" Shouted Spunky the purple dragon. "fuk u and ur comics you dosey cunt fuk you" shouted twilight as she slammed the door on spazes face. "I must find a spell, or something that can bring the unimaginable." whispered quietly to herself, even though she was in a public place and people can hear her talk to herself like wtf twitcunt spancle you creepy shit...
Noon fell quickly over the castle as Twatface approached it. The purple horse thing hurried to the large gaping hole (huehuehue) and headed for the library. She stated using her magic to throw books and shit everywhere making a shit load of mess for some reason. "Where is it? Does the book even exist? Do humans even exist?". She searched high and low in hopes of finding some sort of scripture that would prove their existence and and maybe even grant Purplebitch her wish.
Suddenly, a bright light emerged from another gaping hole (huehuehue) in the castle. It simmered down and there, floating right infront of movie based on a book, was a piece of old text. It read "Human Cock: Test Subject 204 "Harry Starnipples"". "C-could it be?...", "Do my senses indicate truth to this scripture?", "Is this real life?0". Shitty vampire movie would later have these questions answered.
There was more writing on the old piece of paper; "Meet me at the dead tree later tonite - Uhnam" Purpletwat knew that this was a step towards getting some cock... some human cock...
