The Dazzle of Gravity

Adagio Dazzle was up late at night sipping a sugar-free smoothie which her sister, Sonata had given her. (Adagio had to admit, she never thought Sonata had enough brains to read a book, so buying and carrying a smoothie down the street with out messing it up was a big accomplishment) She was counting up bills and expenses, amazed by just how much money they spent every month. What does 17,000 + 3,000 +12,000 equal? Adagio began to regret not paying attention in math class at Canterlot High. She'd had enough of this life. ARGH! "Stupid freaking Rainbooms! You thing you're the good guys? Seriously?! Look what you did to me!! Look at what you did to us! You effing bastards! Go to HELL!!", she screamed in rage and confusion as tears rolled down her cheeks.

.                                       The Next Morning

Adagio hung her head in shame.

"I never thought it would come to this," she muttered. But she, Adagio Dazzle was the leader of the two idiots. A leader never cries. A leader never fears. A leader never cares. So, she put on her signature Poker Face and called Aria and Sonata to their small living room.

"Aria, look at this." Adagio gave Aria the Bills of Doom when she opened her mouth to argue.

"But wh-"

"Just shut up and look at it!," she snapped.

"Fine," said Aria, a little more weaker than intended. As Aria read through the bill, she showed quite a display of emotions. First shock, then sadness, and towards the end of the letter, resignation.

"I wanna see the paper!," whined Sonata. But Sonata was distracted by the (annoying) sound of the doorbell ringing.

"I'll get it!," she exclaimed. That's when life slapped her again. The man at the door was none other than the land lord, Filthy Rich.

"Hey there, Filthy! How are ya?!,"

"Hello Sonata, are your sisters here at the moment?"

Ding!

Sonata's phone chimed with a text from Adagio before she could reply.

Aria and I are at the mall. We'll be back at 6

"They're at the mall right now," Sonata said apologetically

"Oh, then tell them that they have to pay the rent next month or else I'll have to empty the house." Filthy said a little forcefully.

"Okay!," Sonata said cheerfully, completely unaware of the bomb that just dropped.

Inside the room Aria and Adagio were hiding in, both girls began to silently weep.

We're gonna lose our home, and we have to find a job Aria thought. i]Great. Just great

"Hmm....I look pretty good as a human," said the now humanized Bill Cipher. He had dirty blond hair that had a bang which covered one eye, a yellow brick-print tuxedo, and black boots, gloves, pants, a black bowtie, and of course, a tiny black hat. "It's been years since I've had my own human body!" He hit himself with his cane and laughed. "Pain is funnier than ever! Hilarious even!" But being a human also had its cons. Sure, Bill could use his magic, yet it had its limits. Bill could only see into the near future. He couldn't float, change colors or even shoot laser beams at mortals! Yet he had a job to do, and something was telling Bill that right now would be the perfect time.

Stan Pines wasn't an idiot. He knew about the monsters in Gravity Falls before Dipper was even born. But he was a kid. A kid like he himself once was and deep down, Stan really cared for Dipper and Mabel. Speaking of Dipper and Mabel.......he was getting these weird dreams about three colorful teenagers and this (supposedly) rich, floating triangle. That triangle looked familiar. Very familiar. If only he knew his name...... But before Stan could think about the triangle any further, a sound of munching came from his wallet. He looked down to see Waddles the Devil Pig devouring a 20 dollar bill

"Hey! Stop that! Thief! We've got a pig thief!" He shouted while chasing after Waddles.

The triangle was quickly forgotten.

Sunset Shimmer was rehearsing a song with her five friends, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Apple Jack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash.

"Umm.... when we go to the adoption center, can we play a little softer? I don't want to scare the animals. If that's okay,"

said Fluttershy, the shyest and kindest of the five

"Sure thing Fluttershy, but if we make it any quieter we might as well switch to classical music." Rainbow Dash, the one with the largest ego warned.

"Okay"

Sunset was about to suggest another song to play when a blue spark flashed in front of her eyes. Her head started to throb and her knees started to wobble. The last thing Sunset saw was Apple Jack's leather boots as she fell to the ground.

"That was fun!" exclaimed Bill as he walked down the street. Then another wave of realization crashed into his (now human) head. Can I teleport? He wondered. Bill imagined a circle of blue flame, and  he looked around just in time to see blue fire arranging itself into a circle. Bill closed his eyes and grinned as he was teleported in to the Dazzling's three-bedroom apartment.

Adagio fingered the broken red shards of glass sadly in her closed bedroom. That glass was the ticket back to her old life. She'd never admit it to Sonata and Aria, but now she had completely lost all hope of somehow getting their magic back. A circle of blue fire started to appear near her. Frozen in terror, Adagio couldn't do anything but widen her eyes in fright and stare. The flame suddenly disappeared and a rich-looking teen who seemed to be around her age emerged and gave her a smile of accomplishment.