Pinkie Pie has never been for one for gossip. She loved the hard-core facts, so much so that she'd spy on her friends when they ditch Rarity's tea-time sessions three times in a row. Just because Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Applejack might be making weird sounds and trying different positions, it does not mean that they are secret bedfriends learning each other's bodies…

Because how would that work?!