Bon Bon's Lament

by GrizzlytheMedic

Resolutions

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Resolutions

Twilight paced around the halls of her castle. She had a lot on her mind at the moment. She knew she should not have been on Bon Bon’s roof last night. The local doctor had relayed a message that Bon Bon and Taylor would be visiting her today to investigate a magical ailment Bon Bon had. She knew that she shouldn’t have been clopping on their roof. She was embarrassed but she didn’t have to tell Bon Bon about any of that unless she had to, which was unlikely.

There were 3 hard knocks at the door and Twilight rushed over to open it before Spike could. Bon Bon stood there, looking green and miserable.

“Come on in Bon Bon!” Twilight ushered her inside the castle hall.

Bon Bon obliged without a word and Taylor followed her, his eyes burning a hole through Twilight. He was still pissed at her for having him tailed for three months, she knew he didn’t want to be here.

“So...” Bon Bon groaned.

“Yeah, so?” Taylor crossed his big arms and looked at Twilight sternly again.

“The doctor had said that you had some sort of ailment that wasn’t of the physical variety?” She cocked her head, looking at Bon Bon.

“Yeah, the doctor said that all tests pointed to me being pregnant, yet that’s impossible as I’ve only had sex with Taylor and he is not compatable with me.” Bon Bon managed to utter before keeling over.

“Bathroom?” Taylor asked.

Twilight pointed towards the door on the far left of the hall.

Bon Bon ran at a full gallop and slammed the door behind her.

“So, why the fuck were you on our roof last night?” Taylor asked, once the door slam had stopped echoing.

Twilight’s heart stopped dead and shot up to her throat before resuming its work.

“I, uh, what?” The purple alicorn managed.

“You know damn well what.” He shouted at her,

“You were on our roof last night, getting off to us rolling in the hay.” He continued

“How the buck do you know it was me and not somepony else.” She demanded.

“Well, first off, you should probably remember to check if the skylight is open. I could hear you clear as day.”

“Celestia damn it.” She muttered

“Secondly, you finished before we did and I saw your horn stick inside the skylight. It lit up and everything. I felt my testicles in your aura, what did you do to me and Bon Bon?” He demanded.

“Oh no! Not good!” She yelped as she raced to find a book from the library.

She flipped through the pages rapidly and found what she was looking for a smile growing on her face.

“Congratulations” She smirked.

“What do you mean?”

“Bon Bon is pregnant. What I did was alicorn magic that forced its way out of me, giving you the ability for a small amount of time to conceive with a pony. It also speeds up the pregnancy, which is why her morning sickness is already apparent.” She read from the book.

“Wait, she really is pregnant?” Taylor asked, his attitude lightening up very quickly

“Yep. I’m sorry if this isn’t what you want, I shouldn’t have been up there anyway and-” She was cut off by Taylor giving her a huge hug.

“Twilight, you have given me the greatest gift of my life but for the sake of both of us,” Taylor started.

“Yes?” Twilight urged him to finish.

“Just ask to join next time.” Taylor smirked

Twilight staggered back looking startled.

Taylor just laughed a hearty laughter as he headed over to the bathroom to check on Bon Bon.

As she staggered out of the bathroom, still a delicate shade of green, she noticed Taylor and walked over to him.

“What’s the deal? Does she know what’s wrong with me?” She asked eagerly.

“Yep.” Taylor said.

“Well?” Bon Bon pushed him.

“Twilight happened to drop in on us in our little romp last night and when she was enjoying herself, she unconsciously used alicorn magic to make us compatible.” Taylor explained,

“Equestrian version please?” She asked, her sick mind not able to wrap around the concept.

“You’re pregnant with our foal.” Taylor smiled.

Bon Bon felt an incredible surge of joy rush through her body as she embraced Taylor.

“Oh my Celestia, I’m so relieved! I thought I had some sort of disease or deadly sickness but instead of the most negative of things, it turns out its one of the most positive.” Bon Bon sobbed into Taylor’s shoulder.

“I’ve already thought of a name too.” Taylor said, smiling at the cream coated mare in front of him.

“Yeah?” Bon Bon pushed for an answer once again.

“Sweet Seas. It combines your dinamite candy making skills with my love of the ocean.” Taylor said in a poetic way.

“I love it.” Bon Bon breathed.

“Not as much as I love you I assume?” Taylor grinned, pulling a gold ring out of his pocket.

Bon Bon and a certain purple alicorn gasped as Taylor produced the golden engagement hoof ring.

“Twilight, you really need to mind your own damn business.” Taylor said as he rolled his eyes and sighed in exasperation.

Bon Bon took her hoof and lightly guided his hand to her other hoof. They slipped the ring on her hoof as they looked into each other’s eyes.

“There is not a thing in the world that would keep me from saying no to your question Taylor. I want to spend the rest of my life with you and our children.” Bon Bon said with a sniffle.

She saw tears drip down Taylor’s face as he listened to her words.

Without an invitation, he leaned down and kissed her deeply.

“Want to go watch a sunset together?” Taylor suggested.

“The perfect ending to a perfect day? No way I’d miss it.” Bon Bon said with a teary smile.

Taylor scooped Bon Bon up in his arms and strode out of the castle, cradling his mare in his arms.


Taylor and Bon Bon sat on the roof of Bon Bon’s house, watching the golden orb dip below the horizon. Bon Bon sat on Taylor’s lap as he ran his fingers through her poofy mane. She purred in delight and let out little happy coos whenever he snuck a little scratch behind her ears in between his improvised combing. As the sun made its final descent, the light caught the gold of Bon Bon’s ring and it gleamed brightly.

Taylor and Bon Bon looked at each other once more and shared a deep and gentle kiss.

“And so we begin the rest of our lives together my sweet little candy.” Taylor whispered to Bon Bon.

“And so we begin our journey of parenthood” Bon Bon said with a smile.

“What do you mean by that?” Taylor cocked his head.

“I have a really bad hankering for pickles right about now.” She smiled.

Taylor was silent for a moment, then suddenly he burst out laughing. His laugh was contagious and Bon Bon began to laugh herself as they both descended through the skylight once more as the moon rose over the horizon once more as it did every night.

However, a certain purple alicorn had other ideas.

"TAYLOR!!!" Twilight yelled as she banged on the door.

Taylor opened the door.

"This better be good..." Taylor began

"Another human has appeared in Equestria!" Twilight said.

It was fun being the only one while it lasted. He thought