This just needed to get out of my head, a single drop in a sea of hundreds of HIE fics. Possibly more realistic in terms in emotions and character bashing when due.

As I am suddenly launched into Equestria by unknown means, I must survive the Equine dominant world and find hopes of returning home to my family. And..(fing-er hooves crossed) find myself a girlfriend.

Takes place post-season 4

Upon second thought...I'll have season 5 included in this story!

Sex tag added for future chapters.