You Belong With Trixie Part 1
Wheatley:...and that is why you should never go into someone else's body. Ever!
Trixie: Interesting...
Wheatley: So what've you done that you regret. I know its kind of a personal thing. You don't have to answer if you don't want to. Okay? Good good.
Trixie: Well Trixie sort of did take over a town and go mad with power.
Wheatley: You too? Oh this is brilliant! You and I. We are gonna be the best of friends!
Trixie: Finally! Someone who understands!
Wheatley: Uh oh! We're getting a call from Her.
GLaDOS: I hope you weren't having fun up there. It'll be harder for you to swallow this fanfic I have just for you. Why didn't I test like this before! Your fic is called "You Belong With Trixie". Well I don't know about that...but I know where Trixie belongs.
Trixie: Wait this fic is about Trixie!? Uh oh! We've got story sign!!
Wheatley: We've got story sign!!
Author's Note:
I you're wondering, yeah this IS basically crappy shipfics in a nutshell,
Trixie: So...this is a parody of fan fiction.
Wheatley: Most trollfic are.
Trixie:So...he made the most horrible shipfic possible on purpose.
Wheatley: It's amazing how much stuff you can do when you put your mind to it.
Trixie: (face palm)
and no I don't hate Flash Sentry, or Flashlight
Wheatley: Ooh! I get it! Flashlight! Because it's Flash Sentry and Twilight and it's like the tool...oh yes!
, and Twixie is NOT my OTP.
Trixie: Thank you!
Basicaly, the "author" of this story is a fictional persona of mine. Anyway, enjoy the obvious trollfic.
Trixie: Trixie is not sure if she can.
Horrible English included in the author's comments (which I recomend reading to make the story even more entertaining)! Yay!
Wheatley: How exactly does that make it more entertaining?
*warning, side effects of reading "You Belong With Trixie" include the rotting of brain cells, loss of intelligence, suicidal thoughts, and loss of sanity. Make sure you understand the dangers to your sanity before reading any further.*
Trixie hugs Wheatley in fear
GLaDOS: I did. Ha ha.
I am Trixie Lulamoon.
Trixie: YOU FAKER!
Today is a gloomy day....
Why do you ask??? Because [dramatic pause]
Trixie: We have to endure this fic!
I wasn't dating Twilight!
Trixie: Trixie may vomit.
Wheatley: Can I just say that just because you're not dating someone doesn't mean that your whole life is ruined! There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Trixie: You seem to have experience with this Wheatley.
Wheatley: Heh heh...
I have always loved her ever since I first arrived in ponyville, and I had kept it a secret ever since!
Trixie: Wow! There are approximately 9000 things wrong with that sentence.
Wheatley: Actually it's 9000 and 1. Which means its OVER 9-
Trixie: Don't say it.
I shouldn't have kept it a secret! I should have told her sooner!
Trixie: No. You're doing a fantastic job right now. Put on another show. Earn some more bits. Just do something not related to Twilight! You are not welcome in her hometown! Stay away!
Now she is dating....[dramatic pause again! lol!]
Wheatley: This author seems fond of these dramatic pauses.
Trixie: Wow! You don't (dramatic pause) say!
Flash Sentry!!
Trixie: The only knowledge I have of Twilight's adventures of the human world is through some clips GLaDOS showed me and I am pretty sure Fic!Trixie doesn't have that. Besides, dating someone in another universe is completely different than dating someone in your universe. I mean, Human Trixie is very much different than me. She didn't have to endure the allicorn amulet, that lucky dog!
Wheatley: You just...spoke out of 3rd person
Trixie: Trixie tends to do that when she's ranting.
Nopony likes flashj Setstereh!!!!
Wheatley: Trixie?
Trixie: Yes?
Wheatley: Who is flashj Setstereh?
Trixie: No idea.
Especially not me! He ruined ed my OTP for crying out loud!!! Mah OTP!!!!!!!!!!!
Trixie: For some reason I sound like a cowpony who drank too many cider bottles.
How can she love that HORRID stallion and not me! ME!
Wheatley: And now you sound like Veruca Salt.
The Great and Powerful Trixie needs to know how she can win Twilight's heart!
Trixie: Tell her how you feel?
Suddenly, an idea suddenly came into her head. I will find Twilight Sparkle and tell her to dump Flash Sentry for somepony who truely loves her! ME!!!
Trixie: I thought not.
And then Trixie teleported out of her wagon house to find Twilight Sparkle.
Trixie: For the record, my wagon was crushed by the Ursa Minor. And when I repaired it, ponies started putting graffiti on it. So I just gave up.
Wheatley: That appears to be the end of it.
GLaDOS: Yes, the end of the first chapter.
Wheatley and Trixie: NOOOOOO!
GLaDOS: Good luck!
Author's Note:
WHEN WE LAST LEFT TRIXIE
Wheatley: Last time on Dragon Ball Z!
Trixie: Will you stop it with the DBZ references!
Wheatley: Sorry...
She waS loking for twilight
Trixie: Why would she be looking for a time of day?
and now she founed he!!11111!!!!!!!11!11
Wheatley: Ah yes! he!!11111!!!!!!!11!11! I think I met her once.
Hey! It's Twilight! Now I need to confess my love!!!
Trixie: Quotation marks! You need them!!
But, hold on a second [dramatic pause],
Trixie: Again?
she is with Flash Sentry!!!!
Wheatley: "If you could see that I'm the one who understands you. Been here all along so why can't you see. That you belong with meee."
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Wheatley: KHAAAAAAN!
Trixie: DO NOT WAAAAANT!
MY OTP!!!!
Trixie: Wait a second, how does she even know about a OTP? The internet doesn't exist in Equestria.
Ruined!!! That's IT!!!!!!!!
Wheatley: Its a faaaaaaaaake!
Trixie: Star Pony Deep Space Neigh?
Wheatley: Well where I come from we call it by a different name...
Maybe if I use the love poison from Twilight's Hearts and Hooves Day book,
Trixie: How the (yay) does she know about that!?
then Twilight Will fall in love with me and not Flash Sentry!!!!
Trixie: Oh! Yes! Love potion! The most overused love episode plot element thank you! No really! Thanks for that!!!
Trixie made the poison and gave it to Twilight
Wheatley: Wait, this story is from Trixie's perspective but we see her call herself Trixie, unless you are talking in third person, but you refer to yourself as I and me and...I'm sooooo confused! And anyway wouldn't Twilight be the least bit suspicious because she's seen a love potion before. Just saying mate!
, and then cast an attraction spell on herself.
Trixie: Its called the "Want it Need it" spell! Get it right!
Twilight fell in love with Trixie! The end!
Wheatley: Brilliant! We're done!
ONLY.... [dramatic pause Yay I luv dramatic pauses]
Trixie and Wheatley: WHAT THE (yay) NOW!
everypony fell in love with Trixie!!!!!!!
Trixie: WHAT!!!??? Alright first of all, there's already been a story similar to this one and it was far better than this.Secondly, why would you fake us out by thinking the (yay)ing story was over!!
Oh no!!!!!! What will Trixie do?????? She wanted Twilight and only Twilight to fall in LOVE with her!!!!
Wheatley in a flashback: All I wanted to do was make everything better for me.
To be continued...
Wheatley: We're going now! We have to take a break now!
Trixie: Wheatley, what's gotten into you?
Wheatley: I just...need some time to cool my circuits.
