Episode One: Flagstar Gets A Date With Zim
Author's Note
I hope you enjoy this episode! Please remember that we do not starve our contestants or keep them captive before the show.
Episode One: Flagstar Gets A Date With Zim
A rainbow curtain lifts up, revealing a new studio. Twilight Sparkle sits in a crystal chair, a happy smile on her face. Three chairs were across from her, each containing a contestant. Twilight looks at the camera and makes her smile even wider.
"Welcome mares and colts to Crazy Events! Today we have three contestants, each coming from the TV show: Invader Zim! Let's welcome our guests."
A crowd claps loudly. Zim, a green alien with ruby red eyes faces the crowd, a scowl on his face. Dib, a pale boy with a big head, smiled and waved at the crowd. The final contestant, a girl named Gaz who had purple hair and pale skin, didn't even look up from her game console, too focused on playing her game.
"So, how are you three today?"
"I'm great! I'm so excited to be here!" Dib said.
Zim rolled his eyes, "The Dib human is happy to be anywhere that contains mythical creatures. I, on the other hand, could care less and only wish to rule you all. Soon you will all vow to Zim!"
Gaz just grunted in response, not even looking up from her game.
"Uh huh," Twilight had a creeped out look on her face. Clearly she didn't like these contestants, even though Zim is totally awesome. "Well, today you all have an easy challenge. All you have to do is live life in Ponyville for one day as little fillies. Whoever stands out will receive a tally. The more tallies you have, the less chance you have of winning. Good luck!"
With a glow of her horn, the unicorn sent the three to Ponyville. They each looked about the same as usual, except they were ponies and Dib's head became smaller. Zim put on his contacts, which now had pony eyes instead of human ones. As Dib started walking around, Gaz was freaking out.
"My, my game slave! That unicorn will pay!"
"Insolent human, that was just a piece of mechanic junk anyhow."
"Shut up Zim! Don't make me hurt you too!"
Zim started to back up and ended up running into a young filly. The young filly was none other than Apple Bloom.
"Hi ya mister. What's yer name?" She said in a cheery voice.
"I am Zim! These two idiots are Dib and Gaz."
"Hi." The two other fillies said in unison.
"Well it's nice to meet y'all, but Ah gotta go ta school."
She hurried away, and soon after the other fillies followed her. It was as if they just knew that this was important to the game. Maybe they are super good at…….oh never mind, there's a sign that says: normal fillies go to school. The narrator, who is the great and awesome Flagstar, wondered why she didn't notice this before. Then she remembered the episode.
All four fillies walked into the school house. Cherilee was talking about the way grass grows, but stopped when she saw the four fillies. A frown was on her face, since she didn't except late children in her class until they've been punished by cleaning out the bathrooms. Then, she saw the new fillies behind her.
"Who are you three fillies?"
"I'm Dib, this is my sister Gaz, and this is my worst enemy Zim."
Cherilee stared at Dib for a few moments, not really used to a filly referring to other fillies as "enemies". This must be because she didn't have a real life, so she never knew what enemies were. She should probably go make some, so then she knows what it's like and can be more of a developed character. Maybe the narrator should stop talking about useless nonsense and get back to the show.
All the fillies took their seats, not really caring that their teacher was shocked about Dib hating Zim. Speaking of Zim, what's that alien up to? Zim was on top of his desk, facing the class.
"Attention everyone, I am a normal pig cow, and I hope we can all be friends."
Everypony just looked at him, none of them understanding half of what he said. Then, Cherilee composed herself.
"Zim! Sit down!"
"You can not tell Zim what to do, insolent school slave!"
Cherilee grabbed her coffee mug of her desk and threw it at his head, knocking him out. Then she went on to teach the class about how toast was invented. The narrator decided to take her break, not really caring about the history of toast. As she sat down and drank her coke, she started dreaming about how Zim and her were a perfect match, and how they should get married. She was an alien too, and could turn into a human when she wanted. Maybe her and Zim could have.....
"Stay with the script!" Twilight yelled at her.
"Fine! Since the history of toast is soooo important!"
The narrator rolled her eyes and went back to watching the three contestants. Luckily, Cherilee was knocked out on the floor, both Zim and Gaz laughing behind her. The two high fived, then headed out the door of the school house. Dib quickly followed. They started heading towards Sugarcube Corner, where Pinkie Pie was eating a dozen cupcakes outside. Then a bright light appeared and the three contestants appeared back on stage.
Gaz was back to playing her game slave, which she got when she flashed back. Zim was sitting in a chair, yelling stupid insults at Dib as he claimed that he had probably won. Twilight smiled, happy about getting these dumb people off her show for good. A happy music started playing, telling that it's time to state the winner.
"The winner of this weeks show is Di........"
Rarity ran out on stage and whispered somethings in Twilight's ear.
"But, he won fair and square. She really had to do this? Well this was a wasteful episode just for that! Alright fine I'll say it, but only because I don't wanna be a work slave like you. And the winner for this weeks show is.....Zim!"
Zim jumped out of his chair. "I told you you'd never win Dib stink! What's my prize? Give it to me!"
"Your prize is to go on a date with Flagstar, our wonderful narrator and boss!"
Zim had a shocked look as a black cat walked out onto the stage. She had one white paw on her, and she had a warm smile on her face.
"Let's go Zim."
Quickly she ussured him offstage and they started towards a fancy seafood restaurant for dinner. The other two contestants got sent back to their normal lives by Twilight. The rainbow curtain fell over the screen, and the show was over.