WARNING!
THIS STORY IS NOT SOMETHING TO "JERK" IT TO. THIS IS MORE OF A COMEDY, SO IF YOU HAVE A LIGHT STOMACH, BROWSE A DIFFERENT SECTION OF STORY.
p.s. It's misspelled incorrectly on purpose :)
The New Pony In Town : Chapter 1 Wing Speed
It was a bright and shiny day in Equestria. The birds were chirping , the flowers, blooming, fluttershy was crying. Everything was normal except for one thing. There was a new pony in town. Nopony knew his name, and remained a complete mystery. This included a certain pony named Rainbow Dash. So, like any other time there was a new pony in town, Rainbow Dash was "feeding the bearded clam" on top of her favorite cloud. She was using her hoof, which always did the trick, and it was the 8th time this morning. Suddenly, she heard a faint voice from somewhere below.
"HAY RAYMBOE DASH WAT DA FUKC R U DEWING UP DHERE?" Twilight said hornyishly. "IEM WATCHNG POKEMN U F4T B1TCH"! She lied. "YEH R1TE UR PR0BLE J4K1NG 0FF 4GAIN!" "SHUD DAH FOOK UP!" "I'LL CUT Y0uR FUCK1NG D1CK 0fF U CuN7!" Rainbow dash had said, obviously starting to get impatient. "Y4H wL EYE 4M G0NN4 g0 M33T DAH NUE P0NEE , F4G! S3E YUH!" And Then Trotted off.
Oh mah gawsh wat a stewp1d slut. H4h , I b3t EYE CUD 0rg4sm in 10 s3c0nds fl4T! And she did. EYE Shud g3t 2 DA NUE P0hN33's H0us3 B 4 dat f4t b1ch duzz. So she got off of her back, turned around, and flew off. "Waow, She W1l B SOH ANGREE W3N eye Sh0h upp f1r5t!"
Dash Arrived there sooner than Pinkie Pie's orgasm via Enema. She burst through the door of the unknown stallion's home. 3Xcuse M3 1ZZ th3r 4NYP0nEE eye hazn7 Fuked yett 1n hurr? Unfortunately, nopony answered. Rainbow dash took it upon herself to inspect his house. It was simple, just a kitchen, and a dining room, and a hallway. She trotted over to it, curious as to what was in there. Rainbow dash peered around the corner. There were two doors. One on the left, and one on the right. The One on the left was open, the right closed. She Walked down the hall. She noticed by the smell of horse shit, that the left was the bathroom. Just as she stopped looking through his medicine cabinet, he heard rustling from door #2. She pressed her ear against it. She heard the sounds of which would resemble a 13 year old boy just hitting puberty. She opened the door ever so slightly.
She looked into the tiny little crack in the door, hoping to confirm what the noise was. All she saw was the end of a bed. She opened the door more. She noticed something purple. It was moving. She burst through the door, exposing twilight and the new pony bumping uglies. "Y0 B1Tchh WuT DUE U TH1Nk U R DUE-ING?!" Twilight spun around, shocked to see her standing before her. "EYEM FUCK1NG DAH NUE POHNEE SOH SHU7 UHP! Rainbow dash was seething. She walked over to twilight, brought her right hoof up to the side of her own left cheek, then back-handed twilight as hard as she could. "EEEK!" She Screamed. "DO IT AGAIN YOU DIRTY SLUT! DO IT AGAIN!" Rainbow Dash stood there awestruck. Did she really like it when she hit her? This was the perfect time to pay back all those times she made her "do it" with spike for his birthday. Without hesitation, she once again raise her hoof, and brought it to the side of her head.
KEEP GOING, YES! She kept at it for 5 minutes, when she noticed her pussy was getting wet. Quietly, she slid her hoof down her body, reaching all the way to her clit, where she stroked, softly. She continued beating twilight to death, when the realization hit her, that twilight was bleeding excessively. And with that, she hit harder. Her vagina was hotter than fluttershy drowning. She was approaching her climax and was getting excited. She Had never been in a three-some before.
Let alone, had sex with a female. She realized, just as she was about to orgasm, she wasn't actually having sex, in fact, just masturbating, while hitting a pony. She could do that ANYTIME with Scootaloo! She got up, went over to the mystery pony, and asked : "H3Y W0ulD U 3At MAI Pu55Y? He nodded as he groaned with ecstasy.
Rainbow Dash got up on her hind legs, and sat on his face. The Pleasure overcame her, and she immediately finished all on his face. She became tired, and felt the lust for sleep, but she wanted more. She started grinding her lower genitilia on to his lips and began to beat twilight again. This time, she beat her romantically. Backhanded with love. She felt his tongue glide in and out of her silky smooth tunnel. Mixing their body fluids together in sexual harmony. She could no longer contain herself. She sat up just a tiny bit and EXPLODED her bowels onto his face. It was ejected into his mouth, and he swallowed hard. She hadn't taken a dump in a few months, so this was was pretty huge.
She felt the sensation of her feces being gurgled inside of his mouth. This turned her on more than Rarity's marshmallow pie. She felt her tenth climax for the day approaching. Fast. She Immediately sped things up, to reach ecstasy, when The mystery pony shouted : "IM GONNA CUM!!!". "M3 2!" said twilight. "L0L Eye 4M 2!" A few seconds later, the room was filled with groans of pleasure, and exhaustion. The sheets were soaking wet, boxes overturned, and everypony was a complete mess. Rainbow checked the other ponies to see how they were grappling the situation. Twilight was halfway on the bed, panting hard, and the mystery pony was lying against his headboard, with his eyes closed. She slunk down next to him, and rested her head on his shoulder. So , She began. What did you say your name was? He opened his eyes and smiled. Wing. Wing Speed. It is very nice to meet you.
The New Pony In Town Chapter 2
Rainbow dash woke up to the sound of a raccoon doing the nasty to her toothbrush. She Couldn't tell if it was male or female, but didn't feel that she actually cared. It was dark out. Most likely many hours before sunrise, and she was very tired. This afternoon had been life changing for her. This new pony, had the most memorable trait she had ever seen in any other stallion before. He had a HUGE member. It was twice the size of fluttershy's without a doubt, and her's was large at that. She longed for it to be inside of her. She chuckled to herself. "G0D 3ye H8 Sc00T4l00"! With that, she got up and flew out of her cloud house.
She hovered above Ponyville, mostly searching the alleyways, and insignificant places. "AHAH"! Rainbow had shouted. She flew down to a hole in a small house. As she landed, she heard the sound of snoring. Her being a pegasus and all, she didn't cause any noise as she walked over to it. She knelt down, and peered inside. What she saw in it was a chicken. "H0w W13rd" she had said, starting to walk away. She was always very good at finding people when she needed them , but occasionally had slip ups such as this. "H4y W4i7 A M1NUT3"!
Rainbow dash ran back to the hole and peered in once again. This time, it was revealed to her that this chicken was actually the small filly Scootaloo. "WH4T TH3 FUHK D0 Y0u Th1Nk Y0uR D01nG, S7uP1d B1tCh"!? Scootaloo awoke with a jolt, to the face of her idol glaring at her intensely. "what? Oh, Im sorry Rainbow Dash, did I do something wrong"? "Y3S! 0F C0uRs3 Y0u D1D S0m3Th1ng Wr0Ng! Y0u'v3 N3v3r Don3 4NytH1nG R1gH7 B 4"! Scootaloo started crying. "Im Sorry, I don't have anywhere to live after my parents died"! She Screamed at her. Rainbow was furious. What...The...Fuck...Did...You...Just...Say...! "That my parents are dead?" She had said , obviously extremely confused. Rainbow dash struck the filly harder than she had done to twilight.
Scootaloo flew back several feet, until she reached some sort of smelly, lumpy, thing. Scootaloo, being the filly she is, turned on her nightvision, and took a gaze at the "thing". It was blue, and orange , and yellow. Her mouth gaped. It...It...was....Spitfire. There were several stab wounds in her face, and her plot was dripping with a sticky white liquid.
Yeah...Sorry everypony...I really don't like this story, in fact I find it repulsive, and wish to burn it with fire. I had written half of the second chapter a while back, but I really just wanted to write something more serious. So, I am going to be writing something That has grammar, and a plot (teehee). I put this out just for shits and giggles.