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Faint Parties

"RAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"

"Yes yes darling! What is it that you want?" Rarity jumped up reacting to the pink ponies antics. "What did I tell you about knocking!?"

"Oopsie! Sorry. I just wanted to ask if you wanted to go see Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo do tricky tricks in the air! They did it for me this morning! Rainbow was like SCFREW! And BACKOW! With her sonic rainboom..."

"Wait. Scootaloo... can't really fly yet..."

"Yeah! But she gets on Dashie's back and holds on for dear life so that she can get a taste of the WIIIIDDDDEEE open space!" Pinkie Pie was being really crazy about this. It made Rarity want to join her but...

"I'm sorry dear but I can't go. Sweetie Belle is sick today and I need to take care of her."

"Awww! Twilight has Princess business, Applejack has family stuff to do and Fluttershy also has a sick one to take care of! I guess only I'll be watching. Tell Sweetie Bell to get better as soon as she can and I'll throw a party for her!" Then Pinkie headed out.

Rarity waved at Pinkie as she headed out. "Take care darling!"
~

Pinkie Pie headed to were Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo were. There was not a completion or anything, but Pinkie wanted to see how Rainbow Dash trains Scootaloo. And today was the day that Scootaloo actually got a taste of the high life. Pinkie Pie found Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash. She sat down on the grassy field plains on the cliff that Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo were on. It wasn't very high, but it was medium leval which was perfect for Scootaloo. Rainbow Dash saw Pinkie and went to her.

"Hey Pinkie Pie. Ready to see some action?"

"Oh do I?! I've been waiting for this forever!"

"Pinkie, we showed this to you this morning..." said Rainbow Dash as Scootaloo came over.

"Yeah and this time, it's much better." said Scootaloo as she struck her 20% cooler Rainbow Dash pose.

Rainbow Dash turned to Scootaloo. "Well ya ready Squirt?" Scootaloo ran out into the field. "Ready as I'll ever beeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Then let's go!" Rainbow Dash picked up Scootaloo and placed her on her back while she was in the air. They did flips and spins all throughout the clouds and in the air. Pinkie was so nervousited. She loved seeing amazing things but was worried about Scootaloo falling of Rainbow Dash's back. But she wasn't that worried because she Pinkie sense would tell her if that was going to happen or not. Annnndddd... there it went...

Her Pinkie sense.

Pinkie didn't know if it was Scootaloo who was going to fall or something else from the sky that was going to fall. "RAINBOW DASH!"

Rainbow Dash was too caught up in flying that she couldn't hear Pinkie Pie calling her name. "RAIN...BOW... DASH!"

Nothing.

"RAINBOOOOWWW DAAAASH!"

"Huh?" Rainbow Dash turned and looked down. Unfortunately she didn't see where she was going and she ran into the side of the cliff next to the one Pinkie was standing on that was higher. The cliff cracked and a rock (Not to big one) fell off of the top of the cliff. Pinkie's tail started to Twitch. Telling her to get out of the way. The rock was falling at a high speed.

"PINKIE LOOK OUT!" called Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo at the same time. Pinkie moved away from the rock she ran to the side of the cliff where the rock was about to roll. She started to tip backwards at the edge.

"Pinkie Pie!" Rainbow Dash put Scootaloo down and flew over to Pinkie but it was too late. Pinkie already fell over the edge.

"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh." Rainbow Dash picked Scootaloo back up and they flew down to go check on Pinkie who was on the ground. From Rainbow's angle, Pinkie Pie actually looked dead. Rainbow Dash flew down to the gorund.

"Pinkie!" said Scootaloo. Rainbow Dash put her ear to Pinkie's chest. "Whew! She's still breathing. Scootaloo help me get Pinkie on my back."

Scootaloo helped Rainbow Dash get Pinkie on her back. It was hard...

"Man, Pinkie what have you been eating?" said Rainbow Dash.

"Where are we taking her?" asked Scootaloo.

"To the hospital, without telling anypony else. My friends are busy today and hopefully they won't find out themselves."
~

"Aww Rainbow why didn't you tell us?" AJ said. Okay... they figured out.

"A lesson to you Fimfiction readers, friends know everything."

"Okay clearly this show is called Friendship is magic, we... are... friends Rainbow Dash!" Twilight said.

"This isn't made by Lauren Faust though... it's made by Yorkie Pie." said Fluttershy.

"WOULD YOU GUYS STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL!? Look at Pinkie. She looks lifeless and you guys are worried about some... Yorkie... puppy dog... Frost stuff!" said Applejack.

Pinkie was laid down in a hospital bed... in the hospital of course. Then the doctor came in. "May I talk to you all for a sec?" said the doctor. They all went outside of the door.

"Pinkie Pie is... non-conteeous." said the doctor.

"You mean unc..."

"I know what I said! *sigh* we predict that she will be awake in about a few minutes. But when she does, I recommend ONE of you to take her home and spend the day with her until she gets better."

"I'll do it!" said Rainbow as she stepped up. "It's my fault anyway. I'll take care of her."

"Not this reckless horse. Okay Rainbow Dash. You are the one who is suppose to keep her head from being bumped or pressured."

"And what if I don't?"

"Then she could get hurt, bad."

"How bad?" asked Applejack.

"I don't know! I skipped part of med school! figure it out yourselves!"

All of the girls were silent. "I won't let that happen!" said Rainbow Dash. Then the doctor nodded and trotted away.

"Remember Rainbow, you need to keep her head away from anything that can pressure it." said Applejack.

"I know, I know, I know. I will. You can trust me."

A doctor came out of Pinkie's hospital room. "You may come in. But there's an issue" The girls walked in and saw Pinkie Pie wide awake and out of her bed but with a big white bandage around her head. They ran to her and hugged her.

"Hey, hey, hey!" said Pinkie. The girls backed away from her when they heard her say that. "What?" said Twilight.

"Who are you guys?" said Pinkie.

"WHAT!?" they all said at the same time.

"That's... the issue. She can't remember anything, not even her own name." said the doctor.

Pinkie backed to the corner of the room. "Strangers everywhere. What the hoopla is this!?"

"Pinkie Pie. It's you're friends. Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack and Rarity." said Rarity.

"Come on Pinkie, you're the element of Harmony, Laughter." joined Rainbow Dash.

"And you make great parties, that what you balloon cutie mark is for." said Fluttershy softly.

"You live in Ponyville..." said Applejack.

"...And you live with Mr and Mrs. Cake. Remember them?" Twilight joined in.

"Girls don't pressure her. She has to find her memory when she can. Once she finds her memory there is no way she can loose it again unless you bump her head within that day. Her memory should be back today. If it isn't, call us." said the doctor. The girls looked at the floor. They all wondered what they were going to do with a lost memory Pinkie.

"Okay. Thanks Doc." then they left with Pinkie.
~

"Okay Pinkie, we're here." said Rainbow Dash

"Who's Pinkie?"

"You."

"Me?"

"Yes you!"

"Oh! *giggle*" They arrived at Sugarcube Corner and they went in. Mr and Mrs. Cake were there.

"What happened?" asked Mrs. Cake as she trotted over to Pinkie Pie. They saw the white bandage around Pinkie's head.

"She fell of a cliff and bumped her head and now she can't remember anything." said Rainbow Dash.

"Oh poor Pinkie. May I get you some tea?" said Mr. Cake.

"What? Are you guys bakers or are you crazy clowns wearing aprons?" asked Pinkie.

"Um... yes dear we're bakers. Let's get you that tea." Mr and Mrs. Cake made Pinkie her tea and they even made her a cupcake. Pinkie walked around Sugarcube corner. But Rainbow Dash remembered what that doctor said. Keep her head safe.

"Pinkie!" Rainbow Dash called. Pinkie didn't come.

"Pinkie Pie!" still nothing.

"Pinkamena Diane Pie!" Rainbow called. Pinkie continued to admire the rest of the bakery. "Pink pony over there!"

Pinkie looked at her coat and mane. "Oh! I'm Pink! What surprise do I get for that?" she said as she trotted over to Rainbow Dash.

"Just... let's go upstairs." Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash went upstairs. They arrived in Pinkie's room.

"Oh pretty! Who's room is this?" asked Pinkie.

"Yours."

"This must be my surprise... a new room!" said Pinkie as she jumped on the bed. Rainbow Dash chuckled at Pinkie. Pinkie looked around the room until her eyes hit a small little toothless alligator. "Awww. Who's that? He's so adorable! I just wanna squish his cheaks!" Pinkie ran over to Gummy and picked him up. Gummy bit her mane and tail and entire body. "Hehe. That tickles!"

"You're name is Gummy now!" said Pinkie. Rainbow jumped at that comment.

"Well... Pinkie P... Pink pony. May I caaaall you Pinkie Pie?" Rainbow Dash lifted her eyebrows up.

"Sure! I like that name! I don't remember my old name but... oh well!" Pinkie continued to play with Gummy.

"So... you wanna play a board game?"

"Why would I wanna play a board game? That means they must be board!" said Pinkie as she put Gummy down.

"No Pinkie Pie! Look!" Rainbow Dash pulled a board game out from Pinkie's closet called Shoots and Fillies. "Their fun. Their just called that because they are on a board."

"Oohhhhh! Let's play!................. How do you play it?"

What!? Me and Pinkie used to always play this game together for fun when it was raining! Rainbow Thought.

"Um... you just have to avoid the snakes and go up the shoots until you reach the finish line which is here." Rainbow pointed to the line that said 'Finish' at the edge of the board game. "But first... roll the dice."

Pinkie Pie picked up the dice and rolled it. The first die landed on 6 and the other one followed with the same number, 6.

"Was that good!?" asked Pinkie.

"Sure just move 12 steps!" said Rainbow Dash. Pinkie moved her little pony. "My turn!" said Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash rolled the dice and both the dice landed on 1. "Okay, 2 steps then."

~ 1 Hour later

"Yay! Another 12!" said Pinkie as she moved her pony again.

"Why do I keep getting 1s!!!!!!????" screamed Rainbow Dash.

Pinkie kept moving her pony on the board until she reached the finish line. "I win!"

Rainbow's eye twitched.

"Okay... how about we go get some Dinner?" said Rainbow Dash.

"Okay! I'm starving!" said Pinkie. They headed out the room. But then they took a turn and Pinkie Pie forgot that there were stairs close to the door and she fell down the stairs.

"Pinkie Pie! Are you okay?" Rainbow yelled down to Pinkie

"Yeah." Pinkie sat up and rubbed her head. "Just forgot the stairs!" Pinkie giggled. Rainbow let out a big WHEW and followed Pinkie to the kitchen. But then she fell down the stairs...
~

"Mmmm! Crazy-clown-bakery ponies, you guys make great sweets! Thanks for the cupcakes!" then Pinkie Pie bounced up back to her room. Rainbow Dash was still sitting at the table with Mrs. Cake. Mr. Cake was off doing errands.

"So, are you having fun with Pinkie Pie?" asked Mrs. Cake.

"Yeeeaaaahhhhh. Swuer...."

"That doesn't sound like you are."

"I'm just tempted to tell her who she is! I'm starting to feel like I have a Pinkie sense. A Dashie Sense!"

"Well, just bare with her. She still has the personality of Pinkie Pie! And you still love her as you're friend." continued Mrs. Cake. Rainbow sighed and nodded and then went back up the stairs to check on Pinkie.

"Weeeeeeeellllllllppppppp. Pinkie Pie, it's time to go to bed, even though I don't go to bed early myself!" siad Rainbow Dash as she tucked Pinkie in and then said goodnight and left the room.

"Wait!" said Pinkie. Rainbow Dash turned back to Pinkie.

"Can't you spend the night?" asked Pinkie with puppy dog eyes.

"Sorry Pinks. I got training to do tomorrow but I will come back to check on you okay? Just remember don't fall down the stairs." giggled Rainbow Dash. Pinkie Pie was silent. "Okay?"

"Who are you talking too?"

"Oh Pinkie. You're so random!" Then Rainbow Dash left the room and closed the door. When Rainbow Dash arrived downstairs she encountered Mrs. Cake.

"How is she dear?" asked Mrs. Cake.

"Still can't remember a thing. I'll come to visit her tomorrow. Bye!" then Rainbow Dash flew out.

"Bye dear!" said Mrs. Cake as she waved to Rainbow goodbye.
~ The next day

Rainbow Dash went back to see Pinkie Pie after she practiced flying that afternoon. When she went in, nopony was there.

"Hellllllllloooooooooooo!?" Rainbow Dash yelled. She waited for an answer until... "Up here dear!" said the voice of Mrs. Cake coming from upstairs. Rainbow Dash flew up the stairs. Mr and Mrs. Cake were there, along with Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Twilight and Spike. Spike was unwrapping the bandages from Pinkie's head.

"What's going on?" asked Rainbow Dash.

Twilight trotted up to Rainbow Dash. "We all went to go check on Pinkie thinking that you were here and when we came up she still didn't remember anything. We called the doctors and they said that her lost memory... it now... permanent." said Twilight.

"What!?" screamed Rainbow. "No that can't be! I didn't bump her head on anything. Except for that time she fell down the stairs. But no..."

"I'm sorry dear..." said Rarity. Everypony was silent.

"No more Pinkie." said Fluttershy.

"No there has to be some kind of medication!" said Applejack.

"There isn't." said Twilight. Everypony went silent. Until Pinkie Pie started laughing.

"Pinkie Pie what are you laughing at?" asked Twilight. Pinkie just kept laughing and laughing and laughing.

"She still doesn't know her name... pink pony what are you laughing at?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Oh Dashie, you can stop calling me pink pony!" said Pinkie. All the girls gasped except for Mr and Mrs. Cake. Then they continued to laugh.

"What's so funny?" asked Fluttershy.

"You guys!" said Pinkie.

"WHAT!?" screamed Twilight. "What is it!?"

"We got you gooooooodddd." said Pinkie as she laughed.

"Huh?" said Rainbow Dash.

"She never lost her memory." said Mr. Cake.

"Eh?" said Applejack.

"Pinkie Pie wanted to pull a big prank on you guys." said Mrs. Cake. "All of the doctors were in it and we were in it, along with Scootaloo."

"PINKIE PIE YOU DONE DIN SCARED US HALF TO DEATH!" said Rainbow Dash.

"That was a good prank though..." said Applejack.

"Happy April Fools Day!"
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Pinkie Pie you gotta be kidding me, It's not April Fools Day!"

What! I wanted to try and write a fanfic for the Fimfic readers!

I know but... this is like a trollfic or something. What the heck?

It's April Fools Day! You love pranks Yorkie!

Rainbow Dash is it April Fools Day?

No, Yorkie. Pinkie...It's not... APRIL FOOLS DAY!

You did tell me Yorkie! You told me to write a trollfic! You told me to prank the Fimfic readers!

But this is the interwebs! This story will be on here forever and I told you to give each Fimfic reader a little prank! *sigh*

Pinkie. I was the one who was the clueless pegasus who fell for you're prank in this story. That's embarrassing.

I admit. It was pretty funny...

Fluttershy!

Did I say something wrong? Sorry.

Yorkie told me to do this!

You know what... I remember. I did tell her to prank the fimfic readers. I guess I didn't tell her how to CLEARLY.

Ya think!?

Anyway happy April Fools Day!

It's not April Fools Day!

Author's Note

I trolled you all! Hahahahahahahah!
Pinkie Pie really!? You had us all scared half to death!