"MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! ME-" I was awoke (Somewhat groggily) By my alarm clock. I want to meet the guy who invented that thing, shake his hand, and slap him.

"Wait, wasn't I getting something from my Uncle Damon?" As my body finally followed my mind downstairs, I Pondered what his "Surprise for me" Could be. Maybe a movie, or a video Game?

It was one o' clock when I finally got out of the house. I have a low paying job, so as long as I get in my 6-7 hours a day, I'm good.

What I got in the mail was... strange.

Why would he get me THIS?

As I sat down with the item at the table, I realized it gave me something to do while at work.

My job was a (Sadly empty) night shift at Sonic, since I'm there 12:00 to 6:00, So I guess It wouldn't be AS boring.

I had no idea what I was walking into.

What he got me was a large Gundam model kit. Gundam 166-Sinanju. Before I realized it, Something else fell out of the box. Now, before I go on, I AM a brony, as Is my Uncle. To a point.

So guess my surprise when a note popped out along with what looked like a badge, With Princess Celestia, A half sun, Princess Luna, and A half Moon.

I decided to put it on at work, While I set to work on the model. After I finished the Model, after about six Hours. I put the badge on, And blacked Out.

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When I woke up, I was in a glass tube, and heard voices coming down the Hall. As confused as I was, I stayed still. Then, A medium (About Braeburn sized) stallion walked in with A mare, And looked at me.

"Should we bring this one?" She asked.

"No, It hasn't moved since we built it." He replied.

Jokes on you, I guess. I thought as I moved my arm In a waving position.

"I-it Moved!" The stallion said.

"Yes! Yes it did! Project Sinanju Is a success!" She shouted.

Wait, Project? I looked at my arm and realized it looked red and metallic. Crapbaskets. I'm in Equestria, so yay! But I'm not a human, so boo! Now, hopefully they'll say their names, because I currently can't speak. I suppose they didn't put my vocals in.

"Well, Systech? How do you feel about this?" The mare asked him.

Okay, Systech? And hopefully. He'll say her name...

"We finally have a result we can show Celestia, Silver Lining!" He proclaimed.

"Are we really going to submit this to the Princess Now? It Doesn't even know it's own capabilities!" Silver Lining Almost Shouted.

Systech sighed, "Sorry dear, I got a bit ahead of myself. I suppose we should get it used to it's weapons, if it is to do the Princess any good."Systech replied.
Wait, weapons? sweet! As I wondered what the weapons could be, I felt (Yes, I can still feel!) A bit of pressure on my arm. I looked to see Systech holding what looked like a metal stick.

A beam came out of said handle. "This is your beam sword. It can cut through metal-" He cut through a steel table to accentuate the point-"Like Butter. It goes here." He said as he Pushed it into my Arms. Yes, I did feel it.

"Now, For defense"-He continued-" You have this." He held (Somehow, he wasn't a Unicorn) A large red shield. As I took it, He deeply sighed. "Sorry, Got a bit too anxious, Forgot how heavy it was. Anyway, to do a LOT of damage, use this." He pointed to a table That held what looked like a large rifle.

"It can kill, stun, Or burn whatever it is aimed at. It is fully integrated with your A.I, And so It does what YOU want it to do. Although you still have to pull the trigger. A failsafe, You understand. Last, but-heh- curcuitly not least..." Silver and I both Put our front Appendages On our faces in the universal blah Gesture. Known as "The facepalm"

He held what looked like two small metal axes-"These are your beam axes. Put then together, bottom to bottom, And you get a weapon to make Tirek Squeal Like a Little girl." I did so, (Put them together, that is. Tirek will squeal later.) And found the top blade Extended. "The beam naginata. A weapon of my own design." He said boastfully.

"Now, these-"He gestured to several large robots that suddenly appeared around me-"Are your training dummies. Hit them to your hearts content, get a good feel for your weapons."

As I did, I was surprised just how natural It felt, going from Shield bash to Beam axes so quickly. I was later told by Silver Lining that she could barely see me move between attacks.

As I went to the two-hundred mark and was stopped. "Okay, Now I believe you're ready to Protect a Princess." As we finally left the Facility, I was surprised to see that passerby didn't mind me, So I guess they either thought I was a prank By Discord, A new species, Or they just didn't mind.

On the way to the castle, something happened. We were attacked. Sorta. I put my shield up before the assailant could react, and he ran straight into it. It made a slight "Bong!" noise, so I'm guessing it hurt.

"Did you see how fast it moved? That was incredible!" Systech Said.

Silver Lining Rolled her eyes."Yes, dearest. Now, are we going to go in?" As they were talking, and I was sightseeing, I suppose you could say, We had reached the castle.

"Yes! The time has Come! Onward!" After Systech finished stating this, I chuckled Inwardly, As outwardly wasn't currently possible. Now, to wait In Line. Great.

Author's Note

Okay, So I'm throwing in my two and a half cents To this whole Lohav/ Lohah Phenomena. It's my first story, So CONSTRUCTIVE criticism Is appreciated. Thank you, And Good day. Or Night. Or whatever time it is where you are. Also, HIS real name will be revealed, In due time. *Insert evil laughter here*

{Update} So, 2 comments, 9 likes, and one Dislike, In 4 hours of it being officialy moderated? I feel like a proud father! Also, I fixed (Most, I may have missed a bit) Of the capitalization, as that was the only complaint I got, and added a bit. Fixed typos, switched one or two words, nothing life changing.