Scootaloo's Adventure II

by Hydra_Fiend

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 1372

Scootaloo goes on an incredible adventure that involves...well, nearly everything that people look down upon. Please forgive me.

Scootaloo prepares herself for massive amounts of random BS happening at the same time. Wrote this because I was suffering from Writer's Block on a big project…bleh…

Anywho, here you go. Gore and Sex tags are very minor. Read at your own risk. Critique would be nice too. Pretty please?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-12 19:22:11 UTC

The Boutique

It was a shitty day in Ponyville. Berry Punch had just gotten laid.

It was a magnificent day in Ponyville. Scootaloo had just woken up in the orphanage. As she slowly arose from her bed, an intense burning sensation filled her crotch. She quickly threw the covers off of her and discovered crabs crawling around her rotten pussy.

“Fucking shit.”

She quickly devoured the crabs she could and hopped out of her bed, falling through the floor and crushing Featherweight. When she finally reached the bottom of the orphanage, a dildo pierced her vagina. As her pussy literally swallowed the foreign object, Rainbow Dash appeared from around the corner.

“Hey squirt! That's quite the artillery you've got there!” Rainbow said, her penis getting stiff. Scootaloo looked down at her privates and found that the dildo attached itself to her vagina, flapping around in a circle like a paper bag in a hurricane.

“What the fuck.” Scootaloo asked, as Rainbow Dash got closer to Scootaloo, smelling her grape mane and feeling up the orphan.

“You know squirt, I've always wanted to rail you over a metal railing.” Rainbow said, hoofing Scootaloo's orange asshole, with a shade of shit colored vomit. Scootaloo loosed her bowels in fucking fear, pissing all over Featherweight's remains and Fluttershy's open mouth.

Rainbow Dash stuck her hoof inside Scootaloo's ass, causing her dildo to rocket off into space, killing Sweetie Belle and causing her to shit all over Rarity. Rarity, in turn, decided to impale Opal with her massive thirty foot cock. She fucked the smitten kitten until it was a simple pile of muffins, which Derpy greedily devoured.

Scootaloo attempted to run from Rainbow Dash, but ran into Rarity.

“Darling!” Rarity yelled, cum pouring out of her horn.

“Rarity! GET THE FUCKING FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!” Scootaloo wailed, watching Fluttershy creeping closer to her. “Rainbow Dash is trying to rape me!” Rarity took a cum-covered shit dildo sword out from her asshole and struck Rainbow Dash in the head with it, causing her to explode in Skittles. Scootaloo devoured the remains of Rainbow Dash, but Applejack had doused it with sleeping powder.

The last thing Scootaloo knew, there was a white hoof slowly rubbing her now erect midget wings. When Scootaloo woke up, she woke up. She then realized she woke up from sleep. Apple Bloom and a revived Sweetie Belle were fagging it up in the corner, violently humping a Lyra plushie

“Ah like the way her hoof makes me feel!” Apple Bloom whined in her fucking annoying southern voice. Sweetie Belle smacked Apple Bloom across the face, causing the Bon Bon plushie to explode into a pile of confetti.

Suddenly, Scootaloo heard a sound that caused her heart to stop.

“Yay.”

Scootaloo died because her heart stopped.

“Sweetie Belle? Did ya'll hear that?” Apple Bloom asked, shoving Sweetie Belle's sharp horn up her belly button.

“I did.” Sweetie Belle asked. Apple Bloom couldn't say anymore as Sweetie Belle's horn caused her heart to explode. Sweetie Belle died from crabs.

“Yay.”

Scootaloo's heart pumped back into action because fuck logic.

The sound got louder. And closer.

“Yay.”

“What the fuck is going on here?” Scootaloo asked nopony. He crotch started to burn again, so she started punching her pussy until it started bleeding mayonnaise. Finally, the pony making the “Yay.” sound emerged from his hiding spot.

It was Big. Fucking. Macintosh.

Fucking the hell out of Fluttershy, who was below him. Scootaloo asked if Fluttershy was alright with Big Mac's 32 foot long cock giving her the ride of a lifetime, but when she opened her mouth, only a simple “Yay.” came out of it. Scootaloo waddled over to Fluttershy and forced open her mouth, causing multiple “Yays.” to emit from her.

Scootaloo quickly shoved her mouth closed and was shoved out of the way by Rainbow Dash, who began to fuck Fluttershy's ear violently, causing Rarity to gain a third hoof!

“Gee whiz Fluttershy you're fucking cooch is so fucking tight I just wanna fucking come inside of it holy fucking fuck of all mother fucks I'M. GONNA. CU-” she was interrupted by Big Mac, who gave her a seductive look.

“Eeyup.” he smiled, Maud Pie suddenly popping out of his mouth.

“Rocks.” she said, before exploding into a pool of milk.

Big Mac suddenly screamed out in agony, and Rainbow Dash decided to translate the message. “Squirt, Rarity's coming all over you.”

Big Mac screamed again.

“He say's you better close your eyes.”

Scootaloo didn't close her eyes, and Rarity's hot sticky mare juices suddenly drenched the poor orphan. Before she knew it, Rarity's little sperm were swimming in Scoot's eyes, spreading her magnifiqueness all throughout the orphans little filly silly fucking faggot ass brain.

Suddenly Pinkie Pie came out from fucking nowhere and started shitting out bricks of pure gold.

“G-Guys! I've been having a shitty problem!” she said, laughing like a fucking lunatic who should be locked up in a mental asylum because they are fucking insane. “Get it? I have a shitty problem!?” she moaned in pleasure as Twilight came inside of her.

Rainbow Dash blew her load in Fluttershy, causing the yellow mare's head to explode in white sticky hot cocoa. A fat neckbeard suddenly came out from Fluttershy's remains and abducted Rainbow Dash.

“Eheheh...you're my favorite.” he said, creepily licking Rainbow Dash on her ear. “I will fuck you until you SONIC CUMBOOM.” he said, body odor creeping into Rainbow Dash's nose.

“Fuck you, you autistic neckbeard I will fucking destroy your fucking pathetic virgin asshole...faggot!” Pinkie Pie screamed, slapping the fatass with a Rascal (an automated scooter for overweight people, apparently).

Scootaloo observed this from a distance and decided how fucking stupid this story was. Like, really. The writer wasn't even trying to think about sentences. Isn't this how random stories work anyway? She really hoped that the writer's stupid writer's block would be cured after this story, but she laughed out of her mouth when she thought that.

Pinkie Pie continued to beat the shit out of the poor neckbeard with a Rascal, before finally mounting the poor son of a bitch and fucking him senseless. “You fucking like my party cannon?!” she said, cumming inside the neckbeard, shooting so hard his body exploded and spread cum and body parts everywhere.

Rarity suddenly appeared with her shit cum covered dildo sword and sliced Pinkie Pie in half with it. “YOU FUCKING CUNTBAG HOW DARE YOU KILL MY BOYFRIEND.” Upon saying those words, Rarity fell down and started crying. “Why is my life so baaaaaaaad?!” she wailed, dying. But, she wasn't really dead.

Scootaloo revived her.

“You tried to rape me, then I find out you're having sex with that rock named Tom and are dating some fucking neckbeard? What the fuck Rarity, what the fuck?”

Pinkie Pie suddenly came back to life because she is the best pony.

“Yeeeyah Rarity what the fuck were you thinking?” Pinkie screamed, her eyes falling out from their sockets as Fluttershy devoured them whole. Scootaloo slapped the pink pony across the face and shoved Applejack's face in the neck-beards dick. Scootaloo's crabs started acting up, now devouring Scootaloo's plump virgin asshole. She started to scratch furiously, causing her asshole to start leaking mustard.

“Rock.”

“Shut the fuck up Maud.” Scootaloo whined, stroking Luna's cock.

When suddenly...

Scootaloo decided it was time and she went to Rarity's Boutique.

“I'd like one dress you crazy bitch.” she said to Sweetie Belle.

“Fuck you Scootaloo. YOU'RE ADOPTED.” Sweetie Belle cried. Scootaloo gave Sweetie Belle the most serious look, that Spike exploded twice. Her gaze softened as her eyes fell upon Sweetie Belle's flacid tit.

“I will fuck you six ways from Sunday, babe.” Scootaloo said as she moved upon her lover.

The End...actually, no, nevermind.

Scootaloo leaked crabs all over Sweetie Belle's face, causing Apple Bloom to die from tits. The disturbance in the Equestrian Skull Fuckkery caused a hole to open to Earth, causing all the Penguins to invade Equestria. Within ten seconds flat, they over ran Equestria and enslaved all ponies, using them for their sexual needs and shit. So fuck yeah. Fuck everypony...

Ok you can go now.