The Trixieverse I: The Grass is Always Greener

Trixie's Log

Stardate: I don't care anymore.

Once again Trixie I have been scourging for food to no avail. It's been a while since my last entry. I hope you haven't gotten lonely without me. You'd probably be the only one who has. I'm trying to build a new wagon but in case you didn't notice, I have no bits. My primary source of income is futile. Ponyville has taught me that entertainment is a job you might want to avoid. Is there really any point. I mean really. This will most likely be the last log. If anybody picks you up, the ghost of Trixie Lulamoon will haunt them for eternity! Seriously, I will be keeping a eye on you and your next owner. Goodbye log. Thanks for being such a good friend.

           Trixie closed her book and threw it in the trash off-road of the trail she was walking on. It was somewhere around midnight and Luna's light was shining down on the path. It was as quiet as a meadow. Trixie honestly didn't know where she was. Judging by the trees around her it was a forest. She had been walking for months traveling to wherever she ended up going. She then looked back at the trash can. Trixie felt like she shouldn't have thrown it and walked back to take a look at it. She noticed something below her "log". It was a newspaper. Something she hadn't seen since that disturbing article about her. Trixie then was intrigued and failed to see the harm in reading it.

EXTRA EXTRA!

Princess Twilight Sparkle Defeats Giant, Rampaging, Magic-stealing Monster

           "Must've missed that one." Trixie said throwing the paper back in the garbage. "I could've easily been like her. If I wasn't so stupid!" Trixie thought. "I...could've...I wish...maybe...I could start over. Just do things over from the start. Make a better life for myself." Trixie said to herself. "Why am I even saying this aloud!!" Trixie shouted, echoing throughout the area. She slowly sat down on the path she was on and began to cry.

            Suddenly a ray of light shown down on Trixie. When she finally opened her eyes from crying, she saw a white allicorn flying above her. It was none other than Princess Celestia.

            "'Don't have the Triple Hay Burger' he said. 'It'll go straight to your stomach' he said." Trixie said in disbelief.

            "I fail to see how hay burgers relate to the current events." Celestia chuckled.

             "It just...you're not real! You're a figment of my whiny conscience telling me not to eat Triple Hay Burgers. So thanks Whiny Conscience! Next time I'll order a regular. Now begone!" Trixie said waving her upper hooves at Celestia.

             "I'm afraid I'm not your "Whiny Conscience"." Celestia said still smiling.

             "Oh yeah? Then why are you, Princess of the Sun, talking to the most pathetic pony in Equestria...no, talking to the most pathetic pony in all times. Don't you have things to do?" Trixie questioned.

              "First of all, my shift is over Luna takes over from here. Secondly, aren't you the one formerly known as 'The Great and Powerful Trixie'?" Celestia asked teasingly.

              "I...don't...do...that anymore." Trixie said angrily. "And why am I still talking to a figment of my imagination?" Trixie then began to pinch herself repeatedly. Celestia still watched her patiently. "Why...ow...isn't...ow...this...ow...working?" Trixie said, still pinching herself.

               "How are you even pinching yourself?" Celestia said.

               "Don't ask." Trixie replied.

               "Hmm...well how about a prove my existence by granting your wish?" Celestia said.

               "Wish? Huh? When did I make a wish?" Trixie asked as she stopped pinching herself.

                "You said you wanted to make a better life. Well I'm about to give you a better life." Celestia said tenderly.

                "You...give me a better life? You can solve all my life problems just like that?" Trixie asked.

                 "It appears so."  Celestia said energizing her horn.

                  "Ok...but I still don't believe you're real unless I see it with my own-"

"-eyes..." Trixie said finishing her sentence. She found she was in a completely different room. Trixie was now officially convinced this was not a dream. More or less, she was frightened. Trixie took a look around the room and found it was a library of sorts. Something then caught her ears attention. It was a young boyish voice clearing his throat. Trixie turned around to find a baby dragon. Not just a baby dragon: Twilight Sparkle's baby dragon.  "I'm so so sorry! I honestly don't know how I got here! Is this Twilight's castle? Please don't roast me to a crisp! I promise I'll make it up to you for-" Trixie said on her knees. She was stopped by the bewildered baby dragon.

       "Whoa! Trixie what's gotten into you? I won't roast you to a crisp. I'm just your friendly neighborhood dragon :Spike!  You know that! And who's Twilight?" Spike said.

       "You mean...you don't know who Twilight Sparkle is?" Trixie asked.

       "Mm...can't say that I have. So anyway Trixie, what do you want me to do first? I know you're itching to command me around like you always do!" Spike said with a smirk.

       "So...this is my library?" Trixie asked looking around.

       "Trixie? Did you get amnesia or something? You're Trixie Lulamoon! The princess's best student!" Spike said.

       "Student...Me...Princess...wheels...always...watching...." Trixie said fainting. Spike immediately ran to to care for the unconscious mare.

        "Trixie? You okay?" Spike asked.