The Trixieverse I: The Grass is Always Greener

My name is Bellatrix Lulamoon. My parents can no longer care for me. Please take me in. -Mr and Mrs. Lulamoon

"A baby? How curious..."

   "Trixie? You look like you've seen a ghost!" Spike said to the petrified Trixie.

    "Spike! Do you or do not know the name Twilight Sparkle! Tell me!" Trixie said as she shook Spike.

     "I told you before, I don't know! Geez Trixie. I think you need to lie down for a few minutes."

      "Right. Right. Sorry Spike. Just had a bad daydream."

      "That's okay. Anyways we should be checking on the decorations."

      "Yes, right. Good. Let's go." Trixie said. Trixie did her best to look natural but after seeing Twilight go down in a black hole screaming, she didn't think that could get out of her mind quickly. Still, her life was turning up. The only way to repay it was to enjoy it.

       "Decorations...beautiful." Spike said as the pair entered the hall of the celebration.

        "They look all right I guess." Trixie said. Not to be snobbish but the decorations used for most of her shows were superior. At least until the Ursa incident.

       "Not the decorations, her!" Spike said as he pointed to the white mare with a purple mane who was setting up the decorations.

        "Ah! I see. You know, I'm pretty good at transformations spells..."

         "Do it! Please!" Spike pleaded.

          "Ok here goes!" Trixie said energizing her horn. If she could turn a dog into a mare, she could turn a dragon into one too. A spark of magical glow surrounded Spike. It tangled itself around Spike like a rope. Noticing the glow, the mare turned around to look at what was going on.

         "Hello darling, did you need something? Oh my!" The mare said as she saw Trixie and a purple stallion with a green mane.

         "Hello. We're just here to check out how the decorations look." "Spike" said in his manliest voice.

         "Go get her tiger." Trixie whispered as she chuckled to herself.

         "And you might you be? I absolutely must know your name!" The mare said dreamily.

         "Names Spike. Now may I have the pleasure of knowing your's?" "Spike" said with a bow.

         "Oh where are my manners? I am Rarity. Rarity Belle." Rarity said giggling to herself. "Now who is that mare beside you?" Rarity said suspiciously.

          "Oh I'm his sister, Trixie Lulamoon!" Trixie said hesitantly.

          "Nice to meet you m'lady. I should be going now. We shall meet again!" Spike said dramatically.

           "Goodbye Mr. Spike Lulamoon!" Rarity said blushing. Spike walked with Trixie away from the hall. Once they got out, Trixie deactivated the spell turning Spike back into a dragon.

           "That was the single greatest moment of my life." Spike said.

           "Amazing what a simple bit of illusion magic can do." Trixie smirked.

           "Could you do that again sometime?" Spike asked.

            "Hehe. Any time you want. It is just an illusion though."

             "All right!"

              "I wonder if Twilight ever thought of using that." Trixie thought as the two walked away.

              "Next is music." Spike said as he and his unicorn companion strolled along a path. "Should be somewhere along this route." They both heard the sound of music and followed it. The music led them to a yellow pegasus with a pink mane conducting a bird chorus. Trixie went and approached the pegasus.

               "Um. Hello." Trixie said nervously. As soon as the pegasus heard the sound of the unicorn's voice, she stopped conducting and faced Trixie. Or at least she tried. "So...my name's Trixie. And...this is Spike!" Trixie said putting Spike in front of herself.

                "Trixie!? Why are you bringing me into this!?" Spike whispered.

                 "A baby dragon! I've never seen a baby dragon before! He's so cute!" The pegasi said.

                  "All righty then. The music seems to be in order. Spike! Let's roll!" Trixie said walking away from the pegasi. After a few moments she looked back. "Spike?" She found that Spike was being petted by the pegasi and he was enjoying every minute.

                   "In a second Trix. So what is your name?" Spike asked the pegasi.

                    "Oh! Where are my manners? My name is Fluttershy!" Fluttershy said.

                     "Ok...Well then...maybe you could take care of Spike for a few-" Trixie began.

                      "I'd be delighted Miss Trixie!" Fluttershy exclaimed as she interrupted Trixie.

                      "Good! Take care Spike!" Trixie said as she moved away from the two. "Maybe I should've used the illusion on her instead..." Trixie thought to herself.

In a few minutes, Trixie made her way to her new home, a tree that housed a library.

"Well, it looks cozy at least." Trixie murmured. Trixie went to open the door. When she opened it, she found her house was filled with ponies. The pink pony from before jumped in front of Trixie.

"Surprise!" She yelled.

"AHHHHHHH!" Trixie screamed as she ran away from the tree as fast as she could.

"What was that all about?" The pink mare asked the party attendants. "I have a feeling that shouldn't have happened. I'm going to go check up on her." The pink mare said as she ran in pursuit of Trixie. Using her powers of breaking the laws of physics as we know it, the pink mare quickly caught up to Trixie. "Wait! Please!" She cried.

"I won't let you! Your wheel overlords will not brainwash me too!" Trixie cried as she ran away.

"Wheel overlords? That's ridiculous!" The pink mare shouted to Trixie.

"'Ridiculous?' This coming from the mare with a weird hairdo?"

"Touché..."

"I'll never let you take my mind! Never! Never!"

"I'm just trying to throw you a party!"

"A party?" Trixie stopped when she heard the word. "What's a party?" Trixie questioned the mare.

"You mean...you don't know what a party is?" The pink mare gasped as she stopped running.

"Apparently not."

"A party is like the best thing ever! You can't go through life without at least one! Let me introduce myself. I'm Pinkie Pie: Party Extraordinaire!" Pinkie yelled with a fanfare in the background.

"What's with the mariachi band?" Trixie said pointing to the band behind Pinkie.

"It's their day job." Pinkie shrugged. "Anyways, come with me! I'll show you what a party is!"

"Ok...ah!" Trixie said as Pinkie grabbed her by the hoof and dragged her to the party as quick as a flash.

"We're heeeere!" Pinkie shouted. Pinkie directed Trixie towards the cake. It had words on it that were written in frosting. It said:"Welcome to Ponyville!".

"What am I supposed to do with it?" Trixie asked pointing towards the cake.

"You eat it, silly!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yup yup!"

"But where are the forks?"

"Where we're going....we don't need forks." Pinkie said ominously before grabbing a slice of the cake and pushing it into Trixie's face. Cake was splattered all over her.

"Hey! What was that for?" Trixie asked as she licked the cake off her face.

"It's fun! You try!" Pinkie said as she jumped up and down like a kangaroo on a sugar high.

"Okay..." Trixie said as she slammed the cake right into Pinkie.

"Now we're mmm talkin'!" Pinkie said as she licked up the cake and ate it. "CAAKE FIIIGHT!!" Pinkie then threw a cake slice at a random green pony that she saw. The green pony turned around just in time to see a cake slice collide with her face. She then grabbed her apple pie and aimed it back at Pinkie, but ending up firing at a grey pony. Soon, the entire room was in chaos. Everybody was throwing cake this way and that. Even Trixie has joining in the fun! Suddenly, Pinkie vanished.

"Hey where did Pinkie go?" Trixie asked.

"Introducing....the party cannon! Now with added cake!" Pinkie said as she emerged with a giant cannon stuffed with cake. Everyone attempted to dodge the cannon, but it was no use. No one could hide from the deadly delight of the party cannon. "Take that! Hold it, you aren't going anywhere! I object! You will not escape me! Aha! Gotcha! Now where are you...Eureka!" Pinkie yelled at her victims. The party lasted on into the night. Trixie barely got a minute of sleep that night. For once, everything was going just great.

"Why would she send us a baby! Is this to mock us? Well, we think thou is a little cute. I sense great potential from you in the future."

"What!?"

"I'm sorry, but she's not the one."

"You mean, you just came up here, just to tell us she's not the one? We've been up here...she's been up here for ages! She even has her cutie mark! It's a moon, you know what this means!"

"J-just because a filly has a moon cutie mark....d-doesn't mean..."

"You know that I will return to power and replace you as a leader. And you are afraid of that, aren't you?"

"No! I would never sister! I love you!"

"Then prove it! Bring this filly to her true potential!"

"I...can't do that."

"Why not?"

"Because she's not the one!"

"How do you know!"

"I-I..."

"Liar! Liar!"

"I don't know if she's the one or not."

"Aha!"

"But you are not ready to rule. You heart is filled with jealousy and hate. I thought a baby would calm that."

"It did. You are the one with jealousy!"

"Goodbye sister..."

"What!? Don't take Bellatrix! Don't take our little Trix! No! No! Noooooo!"

"You'll pay for this...dearly. One day I will find you Bellatrix. One day."

"No!" Trixie said as she woke up from her new bed.

"What!?" Spike said as he entered the room.

"Oh Spike! Did Fluttershy drop you off here?"

"Yeah, so why were you screaming 'no'? Was it the wheels again?"

"No. Not the wheels this time. It's something that happened to me a long time ago...but that doesn't matter now. I have to get dressed!"

"But...you don't wear clothes."

"Of course I do! I have my cape and...my...hat. Oh yeah, alternate timeline." Trixie facehoofed.

"Still don't know what you're talking about. Now let's go! We'll miss the sunrise!"

"Spike! We're three hours early! Actually...what day is it again?"

"How can you forget?! It's the Summer Sun Celebration!"

"Which means...Nightmare Moon." Trixie mumbled.

"What?"

"Nothing! Look Spike, I have to go run a few errands. Can you wait for me at town hall?"

"Sure!"

"I can prevent disaster...before it even happens...this is really...cool." Trixie whispered.

"In just a few moments, our town will witness the magic of the sunrise, and celebrate this, the longest day of the year! And now, it is my great honor to introduce to you the ruler of our land, the very pony who gives us the sun and the moon each and every day, the good, the wise, the bringer of harmony to all of Equestria..." Mayor Mare began. Trixie had just barely made it. She entered the room quietly and joined her companions.

"Trixie? Where have you been?" Pinkie said.

"Um...nowhere." Trixie replied as she patted her satchel.

"...Princess Celestia!" Mayor Mare introduced.

"3. 2. 1." Trixie said. To everyone except Trixie's surprise, instead of Celestia, Nightmare Moon appeared. "And dramatic speech cue."

"Oh, my beloved subjects. It's been so long since I've seen your precious, little sun-loving faces." Nightmare Moon said.

"What did you do with our princess." Trixie said with a smirk on her face.

"That's...what I was gonna say..." Rainbow mumbled.

"Why? Am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am?" Nightmare Moon said.

"Quick! Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, put these on!" Trixie said as she brought something out of her satchel. "I got these from the ancient castle of the two sisters." Trixie then pulled out the Elements Of Harmony.

"Um...Trixie? What the hay are those?" Applejack asked.

"Don't ask questions! Quickly!" Trixie said as she watched Nightmare Moon deliver a long "Villain Monologue".

"Why? Are they mind control devices?" Rainbow asked.

"No! Just put them on!"

"Ok, if you say so."

"But...where's the sixth element?" Trixie said frantically as the others put the elements on. "Come on Trixie think! Think! Think! Think!" Trixie said as she accidentally ignited her magic. Oblivious to Trixie, the others started to float up.

"Trixie? What's goin' on!" Applejack cried.

"I'm sorry. What was that...Ahhh!" Trixie said as she too floated up. "I'm blind! I'm blind! I'm blind! I'm blind!"

"And that is why...what is that!?" Nightmare Moon said as she spotted the elements.

"Um! Nightmare Moon, wherever you are, prepare to be defeated! Or something!"

"I'm right here!"

"Yes, keep talking!"

"Are you mocking me?"

"No!"

"Are you sure? Because it really seems like you're mocking me!"

"Now! Fire 'Final Rainbow Color Blaster Thingy'" Trixie said as she and the others shot a rainbow at Nightmare Moon.

"What the! Agh!" Nightmare Moon yelled as she was hit by the blast.

"Well! Everything is going according to plan! Perfect! Soon, the rightful princess shall be on her throne once again!"

"Sister please! Reconsider!"

"Silence! You knew this was coming! I'm changing history here! And you can't do a thing to stop it. Now if you excuse me, I have to congratulate some ponies!"