Pinkie Pie destroys the Ponyverse.

by AandWguy

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Comedy
Length: 971

The author has declared it! Pinkie pie has lost her mind and every pony will fear her.

The author has declared it! Pinkie pie has lost her mind and every pony will fear her.

Note: This is a dark one shot story.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-13 06:50:01 UTC

Pinkie Pie destroys the Ponyverse.

Pinkie Pie just sat there. She just sat in a chair in Sugarcube Corner on the second floor. The pupils in her eyes just slowly shrunk. She just sat there, do nothing. Then a small grin was on her face. Then the grin gradually got bigger and bigger. Her pupils got bigger till finally she looked bug-eyed. She then talked to herself.

“Hello readers! I can't tell you what has happened to me, you'll just have to accept it. If you don't, don't worry! It won't matter in the end.”

She then got up and put her hoof in her hair and then pulled a shotgun out of her hair.

“Oh, I forgot readers. My hair has hammerspace, (Portal that can contain anything) don't worry about it.”

She then walked down the stairs and cocked the shotgun.

“Hi Mr and Mrs Cake!”

“Oh hello Pinkie.” said Mr.Cake

BANG!

“Oh my, Pinkie what did you do?!!” screamed Mrs Cake.

BANG!

Pinkie then left SugarCube Corner and began walking down the streets of Ponyville. There multiple ponies began walking by saying hi to Pinkie Pie.

“Hi Pinkie!” said BonBon and Lyra Heartstrings.

BANG! BANG!

“Yo, what's up Pinkie?!” said Vinyl Scratch.

BANG!

“Vinyl?!” screamed Octavia.

BANG!

“Pinkie what are doing?” asked Carrot Top.

BANG!

“Pinkie, what are doing?!” asked Colgate.

BANG!

“Hic, Hi Pinkie.” said Berry Punch drunkingly.

BANG! And then took a swig of Berry's drink.

“Holy cow Pinkie! What are you doing?!” said Roseluck.

BANG!

“Roseluck!” yelled Caramel.

BANG!

“Are you sure there's a time distortion here doctor?” asked Derpy to Doctor Hooves.

BANG! BANG!

“Well, that takes care of most of the background ponies. I'll get rid of the rest later.”

She then put the shotgun into her hair and then reached into her hair and pulled out a chainsaw. She then proceeded to the schoolhouse where all the fillies were and where Cheerilee teaches. She then slammed the door open to the classroom.

“HERE'S PINKIE!!!!”

“Pinkie?” asked Cheerilee in confusion.

“IT'S KILLING TIME!!”

Then Pinkie revved up the chainsaw and then...[THE FOLLOWING SEGEMENT OF THE STORY HAS BEEN CENSORED DUE TO CERTAIN REASONS AND PROBABLY LAZINESS]

Pinkie then put he chainsaw back in her hair. The schoolhouse was filled with blood and disembodied heads. She then kicked Diamond Tiara's head to the top of the schoolhouse. “Alright, time to go get my friends.” She then hopped her way down to Rarity's house and pulled a flamethrower out of her hair.

Knock! Knock! Knock! “Oh Rarity!”

She then opened her door, “Yes, Pinkie dear?”

“Do you like fire?”

“....No. Why?”

“Oh no reason..” then Pinkie stepped back and began burning the house down. She then went to Sweet Apple Acres and began burning down all the trees.

“What in tarnation are you doing Pinkie?!” yelled AppleJack.

“Oh, nothing much. Just burning everything.”

She then burned AppleJack, the barn and their house. Then Pinkie went down and to Fluttershy's house and called for her.

“Hey Fluttershy!”

“Pinkie?”

“Are all your animal friends with you?”

“Um, yes?”

“Okay.”

She then burned down them as well. She then hopped over to Rainbow Dash's house and saw her sleeping on the clouds right outside the door. She then put her hoof in her hair and pulled out a rocket launcher.

“Goodbye Rainbow!”

“Huh?”

BOOM!

Meanwhile, Twilight saw the giant amount of destruction Pinkie had done and quickly took Spike and fled to Canterlot. Pinkie on the other hand, left Ponyville with her weapons and [DUE TO AUTHOR LAZINESS, PINKIE LEFT AND KILLED ALL SECONDARY PONIES, LIKE POPULAR ONES SUCH AS MAUD PIE, COCO POMMEL, DARING DO AND OTHERS, AND CADENCE]

Pinkie then smashed through the castle doors to the throne room where Twilight, Celestia and Luna were. “Hi Princesses!”

“Why are you doing this Pinkie?!” Twilight said crying.

“Isn't it obvious? It's because he told me too.”

“Who told you too Pinkie?” asked Celestia.

“If you're asking about who he is, then its not worth explaining.”

“Wait, what is not worth explaining? You have given us no reason of why you are doing this or why you are doing all this violence, destruction and death.” said Luna.

“You don't get it. Its author of the story.”

“The author?”

“Yes, there's a bunch of them, they are always there, watching, writing, making memes, making stories, filming us, all those sort of things.”

“You're saying we're a bunch of ponies that are being controlled by other beings?”

“Yes.”

“And that's your reason for killing everyone?! That's your reason for all this mindless slaughter?! That's insane!”

“That's the point Twilight. It's not supposed to make much sense, it just happens, simple as that.”

Pinkie then pulled out her machine gun and mowed them down. The powers of the alicorn sisters left them and Pinkie then absorbed them. “At last, I can finally get to them.”

She used the powers she absorbed and made a portal and then walked in. She then walked down a hallway and overhears a conversation in the next room.

“So, what are you going to do now Larson?” asked one lady.

“I don't know Lauren Faust.” said Larson.

“Don't worry about it Faust.” said another.

“She should be worried Amy Keating Rogers.” said another.

“Oh please.” replied Meghan McCarthy.

“Look, I, Dave Polsky, say we just phone it in, it doesn't matter, we've done 15 seasons, we haven't jumped the shark, don't worry about it.” said Dave Polsky.

Pinkie then paused and then spoke up as she pulled out her trusty shotgun.

“Listen readers, I'm going to kill these morons and then the author of this little fanfiction. Don't worry, before you know it, I'll kill you readers as well.”

She then walked in where the five were and closed the door.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!