Never before have I been so wealthy. Struck it rich in Vegas about two years ago, gotten a good house with nice neighbors, a good job at the Animal Protection Agency(APA), and a friendly pet(You'll find out). But, money can't buy happiness, and the only thing that can fill that void is a child. Never had one, and I really want one. But that can change, and it does once I find this orange, talking pony in my outside garbage can, almost at the end of her young life.

I'm Elijah Cooley and this is my story.