The wrong time to go drinking.

by AandWguy

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Comedy
Length: 1124

Pinkie Pie wakes up with no clothes in an unknown bed with a hangover. Then the flashbacks began.

Pinkie Pie wakes up with no clothes in an unknown bed with a hangover. Then the flashbacks began.

Note: There is no sex in the story but some mild sex jokes.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-13 15:50:01 UTC

The day before the hangover.

I am a cupcake. I say this because I like to take off all my clothes, wearing just a little plastic, and influencing a person's eating of chocolate and fat. I also say that because I want to be a cupcake right now. Why? Because I have woken up with no clothes in an unfamiliar bed, looking at the left wall. I haven't looked around me yet as I have just woke up. My name is Pinkie Pie. I also want to know how I got here. I thought back a few hours before I got here.

Okay, I was done with the day and met up with my friends Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.

“Hey guys! What do you want to do today?!”

“Hey, Pinkie, yeah, uh, I don't know what to do today Pinkie.” responded Rainbow Dash.

“Me either.” said Fluttershy.

“Say, I have an idea!” said another voice.

We all turned around and there was Rarity. She has a nice big grin on her face. So nice to see someone happy.

“We're big college girls now! So why don't we celebrate?” said Rarity. “Oh, Applejack already went home but there's still us.”

“How are we celebrating?”

“By going drinking!”

“D-d-d-drinking?” squealed Fluttershy.

“Oh yes darling, it will be so much fun.”

“Huh, okay I'm in.” responded Rainbow Dash.

“Rainbow?!” yelled Fluttershy.

“I'm in too!” I said with glee.

“Come on Fluttershy darling, it'll be fun.”

“But...but...it could be dangerous...”

“Don't worry about it darling, it'll all be fine.”

Wow. Now that I think about it like this, this is where everything started to go wrong. Oh right, sorry readers, back to how this all happened. We, uh, what did we do now? Oh yeah, we went to the bar and ordered over some drinks. Then Rarity spoke up.

“Hic, Okay girls, its time for a dare.”

“Dare?” said Rainbow Dash.

“Yeah, why are we just drinking? Why can't I get boy? Hic, what's wrong with me?” yelled Rarity.

“Hic, don't cry Rarity. It will, hic, all be okay.” I said.

“Thanks Pink, er, hic, Pinkie, so the dare..” said Rarity drunkenly. “Okay, hic, the dare.”

“Oh oh, what, hic, is it?”

“Yeah, I'll take on ANYTHING!” screamed Rainbow Dash.

“Okay, Let's see who can get a boy in here first.” suggested Rarity.

“That's it?” asked Rainbow Dash.

“What are you, hic, chicken?”

“Yeah, you're a chicken Rainbow.” said Fluttershy suddenly.

“Fluttershy?!”

“You're a, *burp* a...a...a chicken Rainbow.”

“Hahahahahaha...you're funny Rari-er, Fluttershy.” I said.

“I'm not, hic, Rainb-er, Fluttershy, Pinkie!” yelled Rarity.

We then kept drinking, or I at least think we did. I'm not sure. As I have been telling you this story in which I wish I was a cupcake, er, I mean the story where I ended up nude in an unknown bed. I think I have a hangover now so I might not be able to tell you to whole story about me and flying monkey encounter. Wait, wrong story, I mean the story about where we went drinking.....I think. Anyways, we kept drinking again, I think I already told you about this and the flying monkeys. Okay, we kept drinking and then we decided that we had nothing better to do and try to flirt with boys. Oh, we failed by the way. All of us, yeah, we went outside the bar and began throwing up. A lot of throwing up. Fluttershy threw up like five gallons and then asked to keep drinking. Or was that Rarity...no it was Fluttershy. Okay, just what happened next....uh, we kept walking down the street trying to get to one of our houses. I think, or maybe we just wandered. What do you want from me? I told you, I am a cupcake.

“Hic, wow, what a disaster...” said Rarity, “We didn't get a single boy. Am I just not pretty enough?!”

“Hic, its okay, hic, Rarity,” I said, “You'll get a girl some day, oh wait, hic, uh, I, hic, mean a boy some day....I think.”

“You're right Pinkie. I'm sorry I did this to you girls.”

“It's, hic, *burp*, hic, *burp*, all, *burp*, your fault Rainb-er, Rarity.” said Fluttershy.

“Wahhhhh!!! I'm so, hic, sorry Fluttershy!!!” said Rarity weeping now.

“Fluttershy! You're being a, hic, jerk-donut.” yelled Rainbow Dash.

“Shut up, *burp*, Rainbow!” said Fluttershy. “You're all, *burp*, jerks you, you, you, hic, jerks you!”

“Stop you guys.” I said, “You're, hic, being all immature you three.”

“Wait, what? Are you, hic, scolding us Pinkie?”

“I am?”

“Hic, yeah...I think.”

We all stopped talking for a second and then we all looked around. We all noticed we're lost. We have no idea where we were or how to get home. Then Rarity spoke up again.

“Hey, uh, where are we?”

“I don't know Rarity, we just, hic, said we don't know.” yelled Rainbow Dash.

“Yeah, I just told the audience Rarity!” I said.

“You did? Wait, hic, what?”

“....I don't know.”

“As I said before, *burp*, this all your fault Twilight!” yelled Fluttershy.

“Twilight's not here.” said Rainbow Dash, “You okay, Fluttershy?”

“Oh I'm okay Applejack, *burp* I think.”

“I'm not, hic, Applejack!!!”

“Sorry, hic, Sunset.”

“.....hic.....Never mind.”

“Um, according to the story, I don't think I'm supposed to know where we are.” I then said.

“What? That makes, hic, no sense Pinkie.”

“Waaaahhhhh! We're lost!” cried Rarity again.

“Don't worry, we'll get home Rarity.”

We kept walking down the streets. I can't remember but at some point we ended up a house. One of our houses...I think. I'm not sure since as I said before, I am a cupcake so this hopefully doesn't matter, I think. Anyways, I'm now naked in an unfamiliar bed with a hangover. I then turned my head and then my jaw dropped. There was a naked Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy cuddling together. Also, on the floor on the other side of the bed is Rarity with her behind sticking out.

“Uh guys, wake up.” I said.

“Wh-huh? Pinkie?” asked Rainbow Dash.

She then stirred and then saw just what her face was nuzzled into.

“Whoa.”

Her head was resting on Fluttershy's big boobs. At this moment, Rainbow Dash than began yelling.

“Aaaaahhhhh!!! What the heck?”

Her yell woke Fluttershy up and she immediately shrieked.

“Wh-wh-why are we naked? And in my bed and house?”

“Uh... I have no idea.”

“Hey guys, look at Rarity.” I said pointing.

All three of us looked at her and began laughing as she woke up with her butt sticking out. Then she started screaming as well. In the end, we decided to just not mention this incident to anyone else. But as I said before, I am a cupcake so it doesn't matter.