//-------------------------------------------------------// Equestria! Dis world is CRAZY! -by Betoran- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// I made it to Equestria!... I need a drink //-------------------------------------------------------// I made it to Equestria!... I need a drink Our story begins, on a cruise! whit me! Neon F.Rogers, a 20 years old male from Paraguay. 6,1 tall and a bit heavy(not fat I got heavy bones you know), I got  dark brown hair, and a pair of dark green eyes. I was wearing my casual clothes at the time,  a white winter coat that have the yin yang symbol on the back side, under it my Oh so casual dark blue T-shirt, and my dark blue jeans. I was lying on the bed of my cabin while my family have gone to eat. I stayed alone in my cabin, din't feel like eating Why? well there are a lot of people on the cruise, and I kind of dislike being on crowns. Okay I was playing soul sacrifice on my Psvita just like any other day. I was kind of trying to forget that my luck was bad, cause there was no internet on the ship, which means NO fimfiction. I started to think about mlp, or more specific the famous human-in-Equestria stories, and how will I act if somehow got to Equestria. If you ask, yeah I am a closet Brony, for a year now, got hook on the show after watching the second show and see some good pictures on Deviant art. I always wished to go to Equestria, or most specific since I started to watch it, but hey almost all Bronys wish to go there! dont judge me... getting off topic! I was, as I said before, on my bed playing soul sacrifice, just about to win the game. "Come on! Come on! Just one hit, he is red!!!" I was, or well I believe I was kind of screaming, you know. I was against the end boss Magusar, and he was like GOD, some times I think the people that made this game play too much soul sacrifice... 2 hours playing against him and now I was about to win! I started to throw my djin arrows to Magusar like crazy, or more specific his second form, I was low on my offering having lost 3 already cause there was no sacrifices to make. I was just about to throw him my power when suddenly the god like dragon throw two massive earth twisters, I threw my arrows and... It din't kill him... YOU DIED.... said the game ... Fuck dis! I am going out. It was 11:37 PM and I decided that I needed to go outside to get some fresh air, I took my walled, my portable charger, put my winter boots, and my iPhone, place my Psvita in my pocked, then started to go to the last floor of the cruise. After some time and many paths that I somehow took wrong on the ship, soon I made it to the last floor. I got to the highest part of the cruise, it was dark already, the cold sea winds blowing on my skin making me shiver a little Maybe I should have put one more coat on? I thought. I just shrugged and lay on my back looking at the night sky, always looking at the stars, my guiders as I call them since I got that dream where a voice told me to look at the starts to north and south, it was something I always did. it gave me a purpose at least, I never knew why, but it doesn't matter, the star always make me feel calm and in peace. I tried to look at the stars, there were not many, just like three or four at max that my eyes could make. Damn even on the sea I cant see the stars... I thought. Suddenly I saw a faint glow on the sky, it was moving pretty fast. I look at it more closely and saw... a shooting star! Then one of my only friend is voice sounded in my mind. they say that if you see a shooting star and made a wish, if the star stops moving it means your wish will come true. "Yeah like hell I am gonna do it..." I thought out loud. I am not gonna do it...... ... You know what? why not!? I don't have anything to lose... save for my pride of course. "I wish to go to Equestria, to meet the mane six, to live there" I said, barely a whisper This was not the first attempt I made, but I for the first time I thought it will be different, so like that I wished it, without thinking about the consequences of my actions... Some time passed after the wish, the star was almost unseen now. well it was wort a shot. I though. I started to get up, without noticing that the shooting star stooped moving and glowing stronger, almost illuminating the sky. I got to the sail of the ship and took a glance down at the water sea, doing my so random questions like I always do when I am bored. damn how does it will feel to fall from this high? If I fall will I find a desert island? Is there a kraken--what its my worst fear-- down there? A fall for here can kill me? Are there sharks there? What does it will feel to look at the sky from underwater? Why is the sea water bad for you? Does Atlantis exist? What lurks on the dark? Crap is tasty! What will happen if a river fish is throw to the sea? Why is the water shinning? "Wait! Shining!!!?" I looked more closely and notice the water glowing blue, a little twister making its way slowly in the center of the glow. "Wow!" I took a glance at my sides. why I am alone here? Where is everybody!? There all losing this!. It's such a beautiful sight, I wonder what is making the light? I thought Suddenly a fog consumed the ship, I couldn't even see the lights of the ship now, only the sail and the wood floor. The fog was so dense I couldn't even see the door to the inside of the ship. Where did this fog came from!? I thought, then a dark figure appeared on the fog. It was a big shadow, almost as big as a house, I started to sweat. Without warning two giant dots appeared, or more specific two giant eyes that where glowing dark blue. "I shall fulfill your wish!" Shouted a voice inside my head, I screamed and backed away, but the sail was on my back, I slip and started to fall from the ship. "OH FUUUUUUUU-" I started to scream on free fall, closing my eyes tight and covering my head whit my hands. Damnit! I am gonna die! I am gonna die!!! damn I lived a lon-short life! It was pretty goo-wait no, it was a pretty shitty life. What DA HELL WORLD! now I am gonna go to hell... well it will have Mountain Dew... Right? Hmmm what do people will do in moments like this? Oh! Yeah! well let's see, do I regret something... hmmmmm yeah many things actually... ... damn I am doing this the wrong way!!! what the fuck world! I was supposed to not regret anything! let's see, I regret failing on purpose in school, I regret not reading more Fimfiction, enter deviant art again, win soul sacrifice, be a better big brother role, and...wait a second Without opening my eyes I feel.. hot? Like if the temperature suddenly changed, and the sea is sound stooped. I was lying on something hard? I opened my eyes and I was in the middle of a pond, in a rock sitting Indian like position. "What da?" Suddenly I find myself on a dark forest on a pound. I started to panic again. I started to hyperventilate when I remembered the training I made to calm myself in moments like this. deep breaths, count to ten, and breath more slowly... "okaaaay." I started to look at my surroundings and... why does this place looks so... Cartoonist...? Better question, how did I end up here? Or is it down here? Wait a second... My surrounding seemed oddly familiar, it was a dark forest, dead trees here and there and the ones whit leafs got them black or a very dark green color, is this place where I think it is? Time for a mental check list! -call for someone -climp a tree and look surroundings -squee -jump! -get the hell out of this place -search for a weapon Well that's what I call a check list, well lest see... first. ... I REALLY need a better memory Emmmm I am just gonna walk  uh that way? In the dark everfree forest? What can possibly go wrong. I thought Sometime later. I decide to stop and rest, trying to believe what was happening. Is this for real? Did my wish ACTUALLY become true? Am I on Equestria? Or am I floating on the sea unconscious... No time to dwell on that now... Let's see I need to make a item check list I thought. I took out my phone. No signal, figures. I made a quick list of what I got on my Iphone. -my wallet -my psvita -my IPhone -my potable charger -some headphones -Three other Psvita games After making a quick item list on my Iphone, I got a shiver on my spine, I looked around and when my eyes set on one direction I kind of sense... more like feel something, like a calling, I somehow needed to go that way, and so I started to move. 4 hours later 4.FRIKING.HOURS.WALKING! I need water, it din't help my body that I did not take my winter coat off! Then I remember where I was. In a very dangerous forest at night what if I don't make it out alive? What if a Manticore get me? or something worse? I need to put at least my heritage somewhere... I knew I needed to do something back on Earth! Damn my games will go to the thrash... wait will my heritage made it to Earth? Eh doesn't matter gonna do it sooner or latter anyway. Mom, dad, I know I never said much but now... all I have to say is... I wish I have hit you two on the faces and makes some sense on you two! And for my little brother, you can have all my games and my sword collection. But do not erase my game data or I swear I am gonna hunt you in your sleep! To my little sister I give her my animal push collection To *ugh* my big siste- *crack* "Wha--what was that!? He-hell-hello?Som-somebo-body out there?" I turned to look at my surrounding, shivering like a madman, sweat coming from almost all my body. *Grrrrr* Growling, growling from quite literally EVERYWHERE! That moment I knew I NEEDED GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS PLACE! "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!" Yeaaaaah, not best thing to do In a forest, alone. Well I started running and screaming. Quite manly--shut up-- Awww man I think there is more than one! Oh Gods If I get out of this I am sooo gonna stay away from forest,and parks...and gardens, yeah. I ran for like 14 minutes when my foot hit something and I fall face first on the dirt. "Oph" well that was it, my life end here, alone, in a forest, without food and Internet... *sniff* Give up!. Said a voice in my head. NO! If I learned something is that you must NEVER give up! I am NOT gonna go without at least putting a goddamn fight! I don't care If I am facing a damn bear barehand I need to at least try! I started to get up, took a glance at the bushes where the sounds where coming from. Oh what do we have here! Many red eyes looking at me! "You know damn pieces of filth I am sooo gonna kick you asses. Make clothes from your fur! too! So come on! Venga malditos! Andale andale!" Sure enough my pursuers go out, they where wolf- Brain.exe failed - please contact whit the administrator. 1 2 3 "Waaaaaaaaa?" Brain reboot.exe activated. Soon enough I could grasp what the hell I was looking at. My pursuers where wolves, yeah that was obvious, but not NORMAL wolves oh no, they where made of.. wood and leafs? "Timberwolves..." I said Timberwolves, here, why!? Just one day here and already I am about to die!? But what made my mind crash was not because they where timberwolves, it was because they seemed to glow some type of black mist from their body's, and not only that but their appearance was different, they seemed very small, they made it almost to my knees. "Agh!" One of them jumped at me and bite my left arm The attack made me fall on my ass, and there I realized. no more thinking this bitches asked for it! I thought. I grope the wolf with my right arm by the the neck, then squish it as hard as I could, soon enough it... exploded? Focus! Fight first questions later!! One of the timberwolves jumped and tried to bite me by the neck. I rose up at full feet, then kick him on the face Sorry, not gonna happen! it was send flying to another timberwolf and both where send flying to a nearby tree, when they made contact, both of them explode. I looked around me, I saw 9 wolves. Yeah I can do this! I ran to one of the closest one and grabbed him/her -whatever- whit my good right hand by the neck. This things are kind of small... But dint use much strength, just enough so I could grab him without it escaping from me. I started to fling him around like a stick ha! and waited. The wolves who seemed to be thinking on what to do. They started to circle around me. After some time one of the closest one jumped at me, immediately I hit him whit the one I got on my hand, both of them exploded, the others seemed to fall back by this and started growling louder. Well all except for one, it jumped at me, but I was more faster. I got out of the way, then I grab its tail. I started to fling him in circles then throw him whit all my strength as far away I could, I don't know if it was the adrenaline or a woken up strength. But it was send flying very, and I mean very far! It flied far away over the trees. Damn sometimes I don't know my own strength... or this things are too lightly? After sometime I hear the sound of the impact in the direction I throw the wolf. The others wolves looked where I throw it, then back at me and growled more. "OH COME ON! Stop whinning, they-" I pointed at their downed comrades on the floo, more specific the wood and leafs on the ground. "are going to reform later or something so SHU SHU go find your other friend!" Well that don't seem to work, they just circle me whit a distance and din't move forward or fall back. We were like this for like 30 seconds before my arm started to feel numb. This cant continue more! I need medical attention faster. Well think! Think! What can I do make them go away!? Frontal assault? No they are gonna jump me together. Run? They are gonna follow  me, and I think they are faster than me... Climp a tree!? Damn I can't feel my arm. Well I am fucked, dis was a pleasure brain, ow  well you are fired! I thought Again, I find myself on the claws of death, just a normal day of vacation, 1 BUCKING DAY AND DIS HAPPEN?! Fall from the ship, end up in a friking slenderman forest with a pack of BUCKING TIMBERWOLVES! OF ALL THINGS!? WHAT DID I DID WRONG? I though looking up at the dark sky. *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA* a loud roar was hear in the distant, more accurate where I throw the wolf before. Suddenly the timberwolves started to retreat, they started to talk? Grow? Bark? Whatever and fall back to the bushes. Well save by the bell, or roar? I dint knew If I needed to be happy or afraid because of it what do I do now? I thought ... Brain you have been re-accepted now what do I do? Close injuries? Okay, I take out my winter coat, leaving me whit my sea blue T-shirt whit the mark of the Assassins on the back, and on the front it says. ¨Nothing is truth, everything is permitted.¨ I put it around my arm, after making a tight knot and making sure I was okay to continue, I started to look over any other injuries. Other than my arm and my face I was... okay, well more okay than my ass that's for sure, I fall against my portable charger OUCH worst than car keys man, okay now what? Go away from where the roar came? That's quite a good idea! Allonsy to the darkness we go! ... Okay... a river, a loooong river. hmmm what to do? It doesn't seem like there is any crocodile or any other predator inside of it, the water is quite clear, it's so beatiful too, the way the moon is reflected by the water, and the stars-wait! Stars!!! Sure enough I could see the stars in the sky, and... I was AWESTRUCK! It was soooo beautifulI. I HAVE NEVER IN MY MORTAL LIFE SEE ANYTHING LIKE IT. it was my whole purpose to see such a sign, suck a clear night sky, the Beauty of it couldn't be describe whit words, it was so regal, beautiful, perfect, amazing! I could see all the stars, the moon, It  somehow dint look cartoonist like everything else is. but... the constellations? I can't find them! Damn so many stars, maybe I can't difference the constellations whit so many stars? Or I got them wrong from all the constellation books I read? Or does Equestria is constellation where actually really different than Earth is? Yeah, maybe... aw well. I thought. After  and eternity I started to wipe tears from my face and thinking for another way to go when something started to...  call me? I don't know, I just fell that I needed to cross this river, I got the need to do just that Well I started to look for a bridge or something, but I couldn't find anything, I took out all my possessions from my jeans and my T-shirt. I put all my things on the T-shirt and made a makeshift bag, I untied the knot from my arm and used the water of the river to clean my wounds in my left arm, there In the water I saw something, it was a cartoonist like. Thats me! I looked like if I came out of a anime, I contemplate my reflection until my harm called me again, I tied the winter coat again, after some time, I started to enter the river. There was so much silence, I couldn't see anything inside the river, and the water made it to my chest. After I made it to the end I started to rest, one of my hands was hitching like a bitch, and I was thirsty. So I lie down and started to drink the water. Soon I concentrated on two dots in the water dots... they doesn't seem like dots... soon I grabbed something, it seemed like... like... I don't know, I grab it and the, ''dots'' grow wide! NOPE! UH HU! NOPENOPENOPENOOOOOOPE! "MA GOD THERE IS A GIANT SOMETHING INSIDE THE WATER!!! HEEEELP!!!" I shouted, I always got this fear about giant monsters inside the dark water, like krakens or megalodons... Without thinking or stoping grabbing the "thing" I  got on my hands, I pulled my hands from the water so fast that speedy Gonzales or the roadrunner would be proud of and run, I thrown whatever I took from the river. It was a orange something? Hair? WHATSOVER! Then I grab my bag and run! Run it doesn't matter where just ruuun! There was a roar at my back,  just another reason to run faster and don't look back! After sometime,  and some internal screaming and going back and forth on the floor in a fatal position,  I composed myself enough and looked where I was. On the distant I could see a castle, it seemed quite old and familiar,  the fog and darkness dint let me see much of it. It was far away, and to get to it I needed to cross a very familiar bridge... I am in front of the Twin sisters castle?! Scratch that off the list! now I just need to drink tea whit discord! I looked at the bridge in front of me, it seemed okay, quite a feet or so tall... down all I can see was mist... Damn I swear if there is a friking dragon, or any type of mythical creature roaming down there I am so gonna give some words to the one that controls the friking universe "Well the sooner the better?" I said, suppressing a sigh I crossed the bridge, almost halfway through there was a  female scream coming from the forest at my back MA GOD! There are banshees in here! my fears started to claw to the outside and I started to run for my life again. When I made it to the end I untied the ropes of the bridge and let it fal  uff safe, again I glance back at the castle, I just feel that I needed to enter in there, and that was kind of weird, you don't want to enter to and old and dark building that seemed to come from a film of history's from the grave, I just knew it was weird, why wasn't I scare? What is there? What is this feeling? ... Staying here won't answer anything oh well I decide to enter in the castle. The halls where all dark, old rusty armors who seemed to have been untouched rested in pedestal or in the floor of the halls, I started to look at the rooms on the castle, there where all destroyed, not even a bed! *Humph!* Dint twilight clean this place up? Oh well Forward to the darkness we go!!! The place seemed, abandon, it kind of remember the archaeological place in Olympus, it seemed so old and forgotten,  the feeling of being watched din't work on my nerves either, It was exiting and horrible at the same time, I just continue walking, I wished to know where was I, this place somehow seemed like a maze... My imagination maybe? Well I searched for a room to sleep, but all I saw where empty rooms whit too much debris covering the floors... After making my way through the representation of the castle of Dracula I find myself in this room whit this giant statue, it was just a ball statue, I got close to it, it seemed to call me, to want me to touch it, and so I did it, after I touch it there was a  blinding light from where my hand was touching the stone, I tried to push my hand away from it, but the stone seemed to grab my hand, the light engulfed my arm slowly making its way to my head, a hot feeling making itself know on my skin, then when the light reached my eye there was darkness, and so I end up unconscious. Some time later I came to my senses a time later, I was alone, floating in the dark, I tried to move, but I couldn't, I tried to look down and all I saw was darkness, then It hit me, my eyes, they where there but dint seem to change anything no matter how much I blink Am I dead!? Why the hell did I touched that friking stone!? I did All of that only to die... I looked around, or I believe I did, to my  surprise  there was only darkness! Darkness everywhere! If dis is hell I wish to talk to thee manager! I thought ... I never made it to defeat Magusar,,,,,,,*sniff* damn you life daaaamn you! I screamed internally, soon I saw a light on the distance Is that heaven? I tried to reach it, and it started to took form Is tha a... unicorn? A pony? Soon the white unicorn looked to me, it fill me whit a feeling that seemed oddly familiar, I started to go to it, I don't know how, but I started moving toward it, and it started to gain color, it seemed dark blue, it's mane was dark brown whit lighter brown lines, it was a stallion, alright but it's eyes where white, I tried to touch it and soon all I saw was white, and then darkness, again but a voice made itself know before I was complety out cold "Your wish have been granted..." said a voice, it was weird, it was not like anything I hear before, it was like a female, or a male, it was actually really complicated to say the voice was weird Then darkness engulfed me complety Okay... I die after I died... I bucked it royally ... I really need to stop touching random things was one of the many thoughts that run through my head at that moment and then I started to wake up, I opened my eyes and again, it was dark, I let it focus and thanks to the moon light I could see again, I was in front  of the rock, my T-Shirt bag was on the floor, I looked down and... Error-error-brain.exe failed-error-error 1 2 3 Reboot.exe activated Wha-what da hell!!! What happened to my body! My chest was blue! Oh gods! OH GODS! please NO! I tried to touch it whit my hand and I saw something blue whit black at the end... no, no,no,no,no,no,NOO! I looked at my other hand and soon enough I got another hoof, I tried to get up but I fall on my back--ouch by the way-- okay, deep breaths, I counted to ten, calmed down and looked down again, I knew I was a pony so... dark blue fur? Yeah Hooves? Yup Tail? So awesome! Wings? I took a glance at my sides... Awwww nop no wings. I looked at my hand-hoofs how... how did this happen? Then I remember the dream, the similarities of my body and the unicorn in my dreams couldn't be coincidence no, no no o no NO! That pony! But he was a unicorn!  I touched the front of my head--actually I hit myself pretty hard OUch-- whit my hooves, and I feel something. I looked up and yup, I got an horn, and in that moment I looked in front of me, more specific in front of the statue, there where 5 grey rock, whit weird forms, then my brains did something that dint happen very much, it started to connect two and two together... my wish, my fall from the ship, the weird forest, TIMBERwolves, the bridge, the castle, pony, and yup 5 rocks in front of a round statue... I really am on Equestria,  the elements are in front of me, does that means what I thing it means? "owwww HELL YEAH wishes do come true!" I screamed, internally I was like a fan girl  I am in equestria! I am a pony! I shouted internally, then I jumped doing a hoovepump?... ... only to fall on my front... hooves? Yeah, and OUCH! I kind of forgot I got hurt before, my injuries seemed to continue being there, even whit this new body and all of that So I tried to get up I fail like 14 times? dont know, kind of loose the count after twelve. But then I started to make progress... then I got dizzy, and saw my left front leg bleeding too much again... I NEED TO SECURE THE KNOT! But how? I can't grab whit a hoofs! ... damn I can't walk now, I am alone, in front of the elements and bleeding... dis can't get worse right? "MuahahahahahahHah!"echoes through the castle I and my big mouth, I KNOW the universe got something agains me! I JUST KNOW IT!! And I will have my revenge universe! Mark my words! I shouted to myself while looking around me, the laugh seemed to come from another room, soon I started to hear some clopping... sounds? Yup they are hooves alright! Wait! Hooves! Hide! Everybody for them-self!! I thrown myself over one side and fall at the side of one pillar, soon 6 figures entered the room, and I recognize them in and instant. The elements of harmony, the mane six! the 6 in flesh, in front of me!!, in that very moment my brain decide it was time for a vacation... Then the laughter bring me back to reality? soon there was a mist? Coming from almost everywhere, and it took form in front of twilight, there where 5 female gasp and one fan squee on the room, nightmare moon made her entrance, and you know what? It's SOOO cool when watching it from the front seats, it was so real... dis is real right? Oh well! I watched as she talked whit the elements damn what I would give from some popcorn and a coke! Oh! soon twilight and nightmare moon whit the elements stones where transported and there where 5 female gasp... again. "TWILIGHT!" They shouted in unison. "Oh no! The horror! OF ALL POSSIBLE THINGS!" said a white unicorn mare "O--oh my" I think that is what the yellow pegasus said, dint hear her but I know it was somewhere on those lines "HEY GIVE US THE EGGHEAD BACK!" shouted a cyan mare "Ah horseapples" said the orange mare "That big meanie!" said the always energetic pink pony Yup mane six- or well five in front of me, I soooo wanted to call to them right there and there but... I couldn't, I looked at the window at my side of the pillar and saw a light coming from a building, I looked down and saw a pebble, and did the most logical thing, I kick it to them, with my right han- I mean  right front hoof Rainbow Dash receive the pebble right in the head, she yelped and then look around the room whit a glare Thanks heavens my fur IS almost black! I said to myself Then she look the window and gasped "GIRLS LOOKS!" Our favorite rainbow maned pony said There where, again, 5 gasp... Okay this is getting old already! then they  started to run... Gallop? out of the room, I really wanted to say hi to them, I wanted to help them, but I couldn't do anything could I? I can't even move my legs without going face first... I am a failure, even here, on Equestria... GIVE UP! shout a voice in my head NO! I shouted internally "NO!! I WILL NOT BE A FAILURE! I AM GONNA HELP EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!!" I got up and whit all my power of will I decipher how to walk, maybe it was my pony instincts kicking in, or simple raw willpower, I made it to gallop to the hall where twilight was, soon there was nightmare moon, laughing in front of twilight, and the rest of the mane six who where kind of exhausted? They all got their elements on, but... why does this seems off?  Oh yeah why isn't twilight making her speech of the elements? Well she will do it in time I sat on my butt and looked at the show, but.. twilight started to cry? And the rest of the mane six!? What the hell!? Dis is not how I remember things to go on the show!! "-ND NOW THE NIGHT WILL LAST... FOREVEEER MUAHAHAHHAHA" nightmare moon yelled raising a hoof " now to end it all I WILL BANISH YOU ALL TO THE SUN!" And her horn started to glow dark blue Banish Sun? WHAT!? "What da f&@&!?" I shout, making the manesix stop crying and look around till their eyes fall on me "YOU! HOW DARE YOU TO TRY TO INTERUP US! DOESNT THEE KNOW WHO YOU ARE IN FRONT OF!?" Yelled nightmare moon, giving me a glare that most likely could make an T-Rex go bury itself and cry... well It din't faced me somehow, all I saw was anger" WE ARE-" aaaaand I cut her off "YEAH YEAH YEAH, NIGHTMARE MOON, THE DARK SIDE OF PRINCES LUNA, BANISHED TO THE MOON FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS, WANT THE NIGHT TO BE ETERNAL, PRINCESS OF THE NIGHTMARES AND ETC, ETC, ETC I DOOONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR O SO CALLED INTRODUCTIONS NOW" I looked at the mane six who until now where whit their jaws at the floor "aren't you 6, I don't know, USE YOUR ELEMENTS ON HER?" I yelled at them but to my surprise they looked down and twilight started to cry again and said "We can't, the 7 element is not here!" She said to me Seven element? Da hell is that? Damn we DONT have time for this! "ENOUGH!" Shouted a Nightmare moon, she throw a beam at me and I raised a shield... somehow, my horn was glowing blue just like my shield "Twilight you DONT NEED THE FRIKING 7 ELEMENT WHATSOVER JUST USE THE 6 ELEMENTS YOU HAVE NOW!"I yelled at them, again, while a fummung nightmare moon was trowing laser at my shield who started to crack uh-oh! "B-but we can't! You can't use the element without the seven! They won't be strong enought to banish nightmare moon!" She said, oh hell naw! Dis pony need to be given some senses! They may not banishe her but sure enought they will return her to princess Luna! "If ah am honest whit ma self then I will say that there is nothing ah can do now" said a orange mare "Agh just let me to her I will kick her flank!" said a rainbow maned mare, she dint even looked at me, she was more occupied whit nightmare moon "I ca-cant do any-anything night-nightma-nightmare moon is too scary" said a yellow pegasus mare, I actually could hear her... "I am a lady but they are so many things that I could not do, one of them if doing the impossible, sorry darling but twilight is right, there is nothing we can do now..." said a white unicorn mare... "That big meanie!" said a a pink mare Give up! said a voice in my head again "Awwww buck dis shit twilight JUST USE THE ELEMENTS! IS BETTER THAN NOTHING! YOU HAVE TO ATLEAST TRY! BUT YOU ARE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!? And you dare to call yourself the student of princess Celestia!? What the BUCK WAS SHE THINKING!? She is a crown to make YOU her student! Maybe she was just too focus on finding something else to do more than being on the curt! So she opted for a filly who just give up WITHOUT EVEN GIVEN A FUCKING FIGHT! YOU KNOW WHAT! CELESTIA IS A WHORSE!" The mane six gasp at my selection of words, twilight is right eye twitched just push them, anger will cloud their minds I thought "MAYBE NIGHTMARE MOON IS RIGHT! She is best than Celestia! To think she chose you! What a IDIOT, She doesn't deserve her title!!" I know I exaggerate too much, but I knew twilight won't use the elements of she don't know what could happen, now to shout to another five mare "YOU APPLEJACK, HONESTY? REALLY!? AND I BELIEVE YOU WHERE A HARD WORKER! GIVING UP JUST LIKE THAT? you are a dishonor for your FAMILY! you don't deserve to be an apple!" applejack by now was FUMING, but that dint stop me, two ready, four to go "Rainbow Dash! if you have time to shout then I suppose you have time to hit too righ!? or are you all bark no bite!? what a weak! maybe thats why everyone calls you RAINBOW CRASH on cloudsdale! you are pattetic! saying things you know cant do!!! the wonderbolds doesnt need a pegasus like YOU one their team!" I shouted, Rainbow stoped glaring at Nightmare Moon and started to glare at me, I could see her ripping me appart from where I stood... Oh well three ready just three more! "YOU PINKIE! WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHTINH? ISNT THIS FUNNY? how everything turned out?! arent you gonna laught now!? why dont you go and make a party of this! yeah that will be great! a ´we couldnt protect equestria´ party! it will be unique! and you wanna know what?! no one will come! cause your partys ARE NOT FUNNY!" I yelled, pinkie is mane turned straigh and I could swear I hear growling coming from her... "AND YOU RARITY! CALLING YOURSELF A LADY!? REALLY!? IS THAT ALL THAT MATTER TO YOU!? MANNERS!? YOU DONT CARE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE BANISH AT THE SUN?! only your lady status!? are you a nuthead or something!? so maybe they where right! all the mares that dress elegant are LIGHT MINDED! they cant even count! you are all look no brain! what a lame mare!" rarity seemed to want to jump at me and kill me, but something seemed to hold her back "AND FOR YOU!" I yelled looking to where a yellow pegasus mare stood, but something unexpected happen, she was glaring at me, I could feel my lungs dying inside of me, was this the famous ´stare´? I dint know, but I decide to look away from her, I dint want to hurt her feelings, none of them, but if they are not gonna use the elements only because the seventh one is not here then I don't care, it is worth it... right? "WHAT!" They yelled out, surprising twilight was the firts to talk " I AM TWILIGHT SPARKCLE, STUDENT OF PRINCESS CELESTIA AND I WILL NOT! And I MEAN NOT! Let YOU insult the name of my teacher! you think I can't do this then you ARE.WRONG! Girls the elements NOW" okay twilight was LITERALLY FUMING NOW! oh God, I really fear for my life now, wolves? yeah, strange water giant megalodon from the river? Sup is better, NIGHTMARE MOON? Any other DAY! but a angry twilight is a key to hell "NO!" Shouted nightmare moon "I WONT LET YOU!" Her horn started to glow dark blue and a beam was shot to twilight and the others, time seemed to froze up on that moment To protect whiteout thinking I jump in front of the mane six, there where gasp from behind me, I don't know how but my horn glow dark blue again similar to nightmare moon, a dome was raised in front of me and when the beam hit the dome my head receive a incredible pain. "Almost there girls! Hurry!" Said twilight, there was a white light behind me and then my shield broke and my mind too, the pain was really intense, like having one thousand needles inside your head. The explosion sent me flying backward, I could see the beam engulfing nightmare moon and cursing, then after some seconds I hit a pillar, I fall on my back, the floor was cold and... hey it is wet I looked down and saw... red... a red pool. this is not mine... is it??? Ow... wait, they are talking! I looked up Celestia was hugging princes Luna, smiles everywhere, and then, twilight glared? She seems to be looking for something she doesn't seems happy, I can't hear anything damn! Oh wait she is looking at me!!, and now twilight is coming... her horn lighting up purple, and it's mane is on fire... yup I am dead...I closed my eyes and wait for the end, The floor is cold... but is kind of comfort, I like it, maybe I need to sleep after all...I open and eye and saw twilight shouting behind her, she turned to look at me, her face looked like concern? panic? pity? Awww my head, dis is too much, I need vacations... and alcohol, yeah...,and then everything went black. Somebody give me a drink...