Luna VS Sonata

by Vanilla Treat

Chapters

EPIC RAP BATTLE TIME!

EPIC RAP BATTLE TIME!

"Ugh! We need a plan B, Aria!" Adagio said.

"What are you asking me for? I only compose the music! Sonata writes the songs, you cheeto." The purple human replied.

"Well then, SONATA! Write me a song!" Adagio whispered.

"WHUT DID YOU SAY?! I COULDN'T HEAR YOU! YOU WERE WHISPERING LIKE HOW I AM!" Sonata whispered back.

"UGHBANANASUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGH!" Adagio screamed.

"Oh! I get it! You want me to write you a new song!" Sonata said.

Aria left the room because she wanted to go to Flash Sentry's house an make him jelly of her because she knows that Twilight likes him and he likes Twilight but Aria hates Twilight and Aria loves Flash so she wants to make him jelly.

"Yes! Write me a song!" Adagio said.

"Heck no, you dumb cheeto puff. You need rap, dear child." Sonata said, rolling her eyes.

"Rap?" Adagio asked.

"Yeah. You don't know what rap is?" Sonata asked.

"I know what rap is you stupid blueberry!" Adagio screamed back.

"Ooh! Well, do you think it's a good idea?" Sonata asked.

"NO!" Adagio replied.

"Why not?" Sonata asked.

"I don't know how to rap!" Adagio said.

"Well, I know. Here, lemme teach you something." Sonata said. She put on some shades and a backwards baseball cap and grabbed a microphone from her butt. Then she began rapping.

"YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKER! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKER! YEAH! LINES! YE YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKER! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKER! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKER! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH!" She rapped.

"SHUT UP! YOU'RE SUCH A FROOTLOOP YOU STUPID BLUEBERRY! THAT'S NOT RAPPING!" Adagio yelled as she did somersaults. (Somersaults can help someone if they have problems. Just sayin'.)

Suddenly, vice principal Luna crashed through the wall. "Excuse me, Sonata Dusk, I have something to tell you."

"Yeah? Wut?" Sonata asked.

"YOU NEED TO SHUT UP! YOU'RE SUCH A CHEERIO YOU STUPID BLUE RASPBERRY! THAT'S NOT RAPPING!" Luna yelled.

"That's what I said." Adagio said, getting back on her feet.

"Nuh- uh, child." Luna said, sticking out her tongue in disgust.

"Well, how do you rap?" Sonata asked.

"Like this." Luna cleared her throat.

"YOU AIN'T KNOW NOTHING 'BOUT RAPPIN' SON! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH!" Luna rapped.

"It sounds the same!" Adagio yelled.

"No it doesn't! Listen to my rap!" Sonata said.

""YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKER! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKER! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKER! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKER! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH!"

"OH YEAH?! HERE'S MINE! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH LINES CRACKERJACK JACKET THIEF! YEAH! JACKET THIEF! YEAH! YEAH! CRACKERJACK! YEAH! LINES! YEAH! YEAH! BRUH!" Luna screamed.

"THIS SETTLES IT! I'M THE BEST RAPPER!" Discord yelled.

"Oh, hi daddy!" Sonata yelled.

"Go away." Discord said. At once the blue human disappeared.

"Rap, child." Luna demanded.

"Why?" Discord asked.

"If you don't rap, son, Imma give you the light. And that's comin' from the principal of the night, bruh."

"OKAY BRUH. YOU ASKED FOR IT! BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH BRUH LINES CRACKER JACKET GLASSES SHIRT THIEF YEAH!" And Discord won because he's awesome.

Then the world exploded and everything went "kaboom" and lines were still existent! YAY!