I'm in Love with the Coco

by CrimsonEquine

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Pinkie Pie, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash
Length: 964

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash share a batch of cocaine and go on adventures.

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash share a batch of cocaine and go on adventures.

Published 2015-02-10 14:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-10 14:50:02 UTC

Aieaieaieaie

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie were silently wondering what to do with themselves. Currently shaking, Pinkie Pie ran around in circles in the corner of Sugar Cube Corner. Rainbow lay on a trash bag like it was some kind of cushion. Pinkie Pie suddenly paused, she stood absolutely frozen on her hind legs.

"Holy shit, Dash, I've got the greatest bucking idea."

"What is it you WHORSE, don't you realize I'm fjucking high right now!?"

"Silly PINKIE, I and I know better that we shud, ugh...", Pinkie Pie shook her head in confusion, it had been many minutes since they took the magical cocaine powder of passionate pleasure.

"Of course you would call me Pinkie Pie! Not Ponko Poo like we fjucking agreed you WHORSE." said Rainbow angrily.

Pinkie Pie turned at a one-hundred degree angle before balancing herself on one leg like a ballerina.

"You NEVER support me in these endeavors! Why can't you be like me and skedaddle dammit!"

"Thats because your fjucking retarded, and your ideas usually suck balls."

"Oh no you don't Dash! I'll go alicorn on yo ass if you don't do this with me!"

"Aww yea!? You wanna fight Dirt horse!?", Rainbow stood from her trash bag and flexed her muscles, each piece glistened from her thyroid to the chest muscle. She was a buff behemoth in pony standards.

"Lets bucking go, I bet you wouldn't last twelve seconds in my ultimate flailing technique!"

"We'll just fucking see! Heeeeyaaaaaaaagh!!!!", Rainbow Dash clawed the air with her front hooves, trying to hit the image of Pinkie Pie who was actually much farther away. Pinkie started flailing her arms in a tornado like twisting formation.

"Neeeeeeeegh!!" said Pinkie Pie as her flailing picked up pace to try and beat up her compatriot.

"Waaaoooooooogh!!" said Rainbow with all her might to claw the air where Pinkie Pie wasn't situated.

The two spent several minutes trying to hit each other before they grew tired and weary. Breathing after fighting with no victor in sight, they just watched each other, unable to quench their furious hatred.

"Goddammit Rainbow, fucking do this thing with me!"

"Fine! What the hell is it that you want!?"

"I want to go break an entering, and I know just the place, lets take the food cart!"

"Okay!"

They went there way until they found a Seven Eleven. There, Pinkie Pie rammed her cart into the window of the place. The employee who currently was working on the register, pulled out two uzis and fired indiscriminately at their direction. Pinkie Pie dodged the shots as the employee fired a lot of bullets while Rainbow and Pinkie hid behind the walls of the Seven Eleven.

"Oh my Celestia Pinkie! What the buck were you thinking!? Now were going to die!"

"Not so fast Rainbow, I have an ace in the hole."

Pinkie Pie pulled out a rocket launcher and fired at the store entrance. It obliterated the employee protecting the helpless sugary snacks. Both equines not noticing the half melted body of the employee, stole all the food they could carry and ran out. Then, they got in a cab and drove away with the cab driver by gun point.

Pinkieeeeeee Pieeeeeee! Pinkieeeeee Pieeeeee!

"Oh my bucking goodness, what the hell is that!?"

I am Voocefaig, I have come to tell you to stop doing bad things because that shit ain't right yo

"Fuck off voice, I'm masturbating with a big strip of Twizzlers and you can't do shit bitch!"

"Please, I have a family!"

"No, KEEP DRIVING."

Pinkie Pie clicked the glock in her hoof while in the other pushed into her vagina the massive Twizzler. Rainbow Dash was downing two alcoholic forties like it was her sixteenth birthday. Pinkie Pie groaned and creamed so hard that she accidentally shot the driver. The car spiraled out of control before they crashed into a Seven Eleven.

"Run for your bucking lives!" screamed Rainbow Dash.

"Take the snacks, we don't have time to take our lives!" said Pinkie Pie.

No! You both are going to make-out furiously!

"What!? Voocefaig, plz, the popo commeth!"

"Pinkie Pie whats going on, I can't control my lips."

Without further a do, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow kissed each other while the police sirens wailed.

Oh my goodness, this is the hottest thing I've ever seen, oh god, I'm cumming!

The cars pulled up to the destroyed remnants of the second Seven Eleven and pulled out their guns. Then, they got hard ons because of how amazing Pinkie and Rainbow were working each other.

We order you to stop making out... immediately... at your leisure...

All dem police ponies stroke their cocks at the sight of them making out. They picked up pace before voocefaig spoke.

Now, girls! You have your escape route! Go before they are done masturbating!

"Oh my Celestiano! Rainbow lets go!"

"Okay."

They ran their way out while the police stroked their own cocks. They made it to a back alley where they breathed heavily and were exhausted.

Now you girlz are done, I'mma play some music for ya, and you bitches gonna dance and shake them butts

"We are compelled, we must shake our butts to this song."

Pinkie Pie shook her ass while Rainbow did the same in rhythmic pattern. Voocefaig shook his head in beat to the rap music like the most def pimp he was.

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Rainbow Dash awoke on the floor, she had felt woozy and tired. Pinkie Pie slept in a trash can and sloppily got out.

"What the fuck happened Pinkie Pie?" said Rainbow Dash.

"We fucking partied hardied, my rainbow compatriot."

They held each others shoulders and continued their way, the sound of ejaculating Police Ponies and a massive explosion resounded.

The End.