A Pinkie Pie Horror Story

It's late in the evening and you're gone from home, Pinkie Pie is asleep on the couch in the living room and all is well in your home... until an intruder breaks in through the bedroom window. The Intruder sneaks into the dark living room and it seems as though no one is home, but then The Intruder starts hearing whispers from the bedroom, which sounds as if its coming from multiple mouths at once. The Intruder whips around to the bedroom, theres nothing there and the whispers stop suddenly. Curiosity getting the better of The Intruder, The Intruder sneaks back into the bedroom, but as The Intruder passes the threshold to the bedroom, the door slams shut behind The Intruder with a bang. The Intruder swings around and tries to open the door but the door won't open. Then the whispers start again coming from the closet. They start off softly and proceed to get louder. The Intruder creeps over to the closet door, but as The Intruder opens the door slowly with a creek, the whispers stop. When The Intruder opens the closet enough to see inside, The Intruder sees this…

...The Intruder then proceeds to piss themself, jumps out of the window, and runs away screaming. Pinkie Pie then hops back into the living room with a smile, back on the couch and goes back to sleep. All is well again in your home...