Author's Note

I might have gotten really carried away and had too much fun writing this chapter . a little… No regrets; have I!!!!

Some of the mistakes here were intentional for comedic purposes to poke fun at such stories. Also... try not to take this chapter seriously.

How OC wishes the sexually charged Celebration went

Twilight gave a giggle and blushed cutely as she looked into Flash Sentry’s eyes while standing in front of him by his locker. She was almost sure this was true love. She just knew she had to be the luckiest girl in both worlds to have Flash’s attraction.

Sure he had been really mean when the Dazzlings had him under their spell during the Battle of the Bands, but that didn't count because it wasn't really him. Also he did apologize right away after the Dazzlings ran off the stage in defeat. She still wasn't very happy with human Trixie for getting in the way of their victory kiss, but that was then and this was now.

Twilight giggled again at another one of his jokes. She was hoping he would soon do something beside tell jokes and flirt. She had just been in a huge epic music battle with sirens and alicorn and partial pony transformations for her and her friends including Sunset Shimmer. She wanted to get laid after that and before she returned to Equestria where every stallion and mare was too scared to approach her romantically.

Here she was just Twilight and she sorely needed to have sex because she hadn't ever had it as a human and she wasn't sure when she would next return to this world through the mirror. It wasn't easy being a pony princess and officially given the title of Princess of Friendship. It was even harder for her because she didn't want to get the royal treatment anyways, but most ponies outside of Ponyville saw her as Princess Twilight Sparkle.

She was still laughing at Flash's jokes and only putting up with him because he was the dreamiest guy in the school. He was mister cool and even Sunset Shimmer, before she turned good after getting hit with the friendship beam, dated him because he was that cool. Twilight was sure no one could compare to him on the coolness scale...

But then... she managed to look down the hall and noticed someone she hadn’t last time she was on this side of the mirror and was confused why she didn’t. She had met pretty much everyone after she and the girls saved an enslaved student body to be led on a conquest of Equestria, but she didn't meet this guy and that was really odd because he was obviously someone to know.

There was only one way to describe this other guy. It was cool or more accurately Rainbow Dash Awesome, actually he was at least 20% cooler than Rainbow Dash. If he was in Equestria he would easily get an entire herd of mares following him, maybe even all of the straight mares in Ponyville following him. This would especially be true if he had somehow appeared one day mysteriously and manged to stumble into Ponyville from the Ever Free Forest.

Twilight looked over the perfect man closer. The guy was tall but not too tall. He was muscular but not overly so. He had really awesome half spiked hair (it would have looked dumb on anyone else but him) that was brown with blonde tips and also had a good bit of coal black as well. He had strikingly wonderful blue green eyes. He wore a (insert coolest, most popular, or ‘realest’ band) shirt with a really awesome biker jacket and the coolest retro designer jeans. Also he had some really awesome Nike shoes with "Beats by Dr. Dre" headphones around his neck and he wore aviators.

“That guy like totally is the hottest guy ever!” Twilight thought to herself. She stepped away from a very confused Flash Sentry who thought he was about to get lucky with most adorkable girl in history that everyone really loved. She blushed and twirled her hair a little as she rocked back and forth on her heels and giggled as the guy looked right at her from down the hall and started making his way over to her.

He had two girls with him, one on each side, both of them begging for his wonderful attention because he was the actual coolest guy in CHS and also as everyone knew the greatest most romantic perfect gentleman lover when he wasn’t lost in deep thought about how deep life and darkness was.

Some called him Emo, but all those people were shunned by the others because they were just stupid, shallow and jealous of him. They meaning the people who called him emo. They just didn’t understand about real life and such unlike the coolest guy ever that all the chicks really wanted even if they pretended not to.

He started walking down the hall over the Twilight. The purple haired girl blushed even more adorkably and then heard Sunset Shimmer behind her speak up. “Oh my god! That’s OC! I actually wanted to date him because he was hot and actually the most popular and coolest guy ever. But he saw through me at the time and called me out on it. I just ignored him after that and went for Flash instead. I really was horrible…” Sunset gave a sigh but couldn’t help, but look away and blush as she remembered her many fantasies she had about OC every night.

“I totally know what you mean, Sunset! He is like the most awesome! I’ll admit he is at least 20% cooler than me. And that's saying something because no one is even close to being as awesome as me,” Rainbow Dash said as she gave a blush and glanced at OC.

“I’ve always loved his impeccable sense of fashion! I’m a little ashamed to admit it, but I tried to date him and did some very unladylike things to impress him. He wasn’t impressed and said I shouldn’t act like someone I’m not just for someone else and that he wasn’t into girls that did that, but he still wanted to be friends with me a little bit. I of course couldn’t bare the shame and accept his gracious offer at the time,” Said Rarity as she blushed and fanned herself to keep from fainting.

“I’ve seen that he also really great with animals. He can always get Angel Bunny to behave even when the little guy is in his worst of moods,” Fluttershy said in her soft beautiful voice as her cheeks heated up along with other parts of her body.

“And ah’ve actually seen that he knows a thang or two about farmin’ he helped us increase our efficiency round harvest time. Ah was mighty close to seeing if he wanted to stay round and see the place, but Apple Bloom and her friends got in some trouble bout then,” Applejack said as she stroked her Stetson hat.

“Ooooo! He also always loves my parties and makes the bestest best of best cookies. I was lucky enough he gave me the recipe. I even remember this one party where he and Vinyl Scratch got into a DJ battle. It was really close. Vinyl won in the end, but I think it was because OC gave up in the end because he loves her awesome mixes and didn’t want to accidentally make her upset!” shouted Pinkie in excitement.

Twilight was surprised by what all her friends said about this OC guy. She was even more sure she now loved him and not Flash Sentry. OC, the man of hot manness, was now right in front of her. She blushed twirled her hair a little more. She gave him a smile and blushed even more.

“Hey. What’s your name cutie?” he asked in his deep and manly man voice.

Twilight blushed further and already felt her panties getting wet from just the sound of his voice. She giggled as the fidgeted cutely a little more and answered, “Twilight name Sparkle is my. Is name your’s what?” She giggled a little more in cute nervousness.

OC blushed a little which caused all of the girls to fall more in love with him and grow jealous of Twilight a little as well. “Well Cutie, I mean Twilight, that’s a really pretty name by the way. My name is 'Totally not the Author' or Razor Edge for short. Most just call me OC. You can call me OC as well…” He got a little shy here, “You know if you want.” Rarity and Fluttershy cooed and both fainted at how wonderful, handsome and strong but shy he was.

“Ohhh OC… you are like the coolest most original guy ever! I-I-I… really already love the Tartarus out of you,” Twilight said with a cute and beautiful smile.

“Oh?! Referring to the Greek mythological version of Hell are we? That is so cute in a way,” OC said with a dashingly handsome smile that caused many a girls’ panties to get wet from their arousal. A couple even secretly started to finger their selves. All of the guys frowned in jealousy, but they wouldn’t do anything cause they knew they weren’t anywhere near as cool or awesome as OC was.

Twilight let out a soft moan. “He’s like for realises the smartest guy as well… And so deep…” Twilight thought as her nipples already started to harden in arousal as well. She had found out about this world’s version of Tartarus on the internet at Pinkie's party when she looked it up out of curiosity. Any guy that knew anything about Greek Mythology was clearly really super smart and hot in her books.

OC blushed again and said shyly but gruff, “So this is forward of me, but could I like, kiss you? You’re just so beautiful and smart, Twilight. I-I-I think I love the Tartarus out of you already as well.”

“He is soooo romantic!” cooed Rarity who recovered from her fainting earlier. She then fainted again at his suaveness.

The pony princess of friendship just gave a cute squeak and nodded vigorously. OC then smiled again. Grabbed her in his arms, leaned her back and kissed her on the lips. Twilight moaned into the kiss. She was completely surprised by this kiss. It was as if she never wanted it to stop and it had all of the passion of Celestia’s Sun. She returned the kiss eagerly.

Once they finally had to break the kiss off for breath, OC looked into her blushing face and gave her that smile again. Twilight knew her panties were probably very soaked in her own juices now and she was happy with that. She would love to have her panties always soaked in her juices if she could just be with OC for the rest of her life. “Equestria? What’s that? Hehehe Friendship? I just need love! Love is better!” she thought to herself.

His smile then turned a little dark and lustful. Twilight blushed more and could have sworn she already smelled her own arousal and probably everyone else could as well. She then noticed that most of the girls had fainted many with their hands in their panties and all of the guys had already left out of boredom and jealousy and because they were embarrassed to all be having the “Why Boner” but not because he looked like a girl, but because he was just that freaking awesome for real. They were pretty sure he was directly related to Chuck Norris.

“This is a little more forward of me… But I know we have true love because of that kiss. So do you want to have sex with me?” he asked in a deep baritone voice that caused her loins to burn in desire.

She moaned and said in a seductive voice, “Ohhh I do want you to fuck me silly. Whenever you want to. In fact…” She tore off her blouse and skirt. She blushed as she saw how wet she really was. It didn’t matter now. She slowly slipped off her panties and bra. She exposed her beautiful sexy pussy with a lightly hairy purple bush dripping in her own juice, and her diamond hard nipples. She then gave him a sexy look as she said, “Take me here and now!”

OC gave a sexy confident smirk. He took off his jacket and shirt showing the world his rock hard abs and six pack abs slick with a light sheen of sweat. The remaining still conscious girls all began to play with their selves rigorously if they already weren’t doing so.

Twilight was sure if OC was in that book Rarity went on and on about with the vampires and Werewolves. OC would be sparkling like diamonds. She moaned in longing as she hoped he fucked like a werewolf while looking like a new age vampire.

The Princess of Friendship moaned as she ran a hand down his chest. He smirked at her and grabbed her by her soft and warm butt and held her close. Twilight had to try hard not to grind herself on his pants in her eagerness. She wanted to be fucked in every possible way.

“I love a horny adorkable princess whose arousal smells of a book out door in Spring,” he said in his husky voice that caused her to moan more.

“You’re so romantic and smart…” she said breathlessly. She then ran her hands around his waist. She looked into his eyes and saw his smirk. He gave her a nod and she blushed as she crouched down until her face was even with his pants which were started to grow a massive tent. She carefully resettled herself so she wouldn’t slip in her own puddle of juices around her feet.

She took in a deep shuddering breath as she undid his pants. They slid down to reveal silky black boxers with a dragon and flames printed on them. She felt herself grow hotter and more aroused as she imagined what awaited her in his pants. She already couldn’t wait to take him in her mouth and every other hole he wanted to put himself into of her’s.

Twilight’s breath hitched as she pulled down his pants and OC’s massive god-like penis slapped her in the face as it went full mast. Twilight blushed as she ran her hands on his dick. “He’s hung more than any stallion in Equestria, even Big Mac,” she thought as she closed her eyes and opened her mouth in ecstasy and her cute pink tongue gave the tip a lick.

“Oh yah. That’s a good start, Twi. Be a good slutty student and suck that dick like it has the cure for every incurable ailment in the universe pathogenic or otherwise,” OC said with groan.

Twilight felt her heart beat faster as her arousal grew at his degrading yet eloquent speech. She wrapped her mouth around the head of his dick. She gave a long lick as she took in the taste of his god penis. It was the best tasting thing she had ever tried. She started to finger herself on instinct as she bobbed her head on OCs wonderful dick and licked it with her tongue like it was a lollipop.

“Oh yah! Suck it slut! YEAH! They should call you Princess of Dick Sucking instead.” OC moaned as Twilight continued sucking obediently. She was fingering herself faster and increased the enthusiasm she had for sucking his dick. She was getting more turned on the dirtier he talked to her because she knew deep down they had the truest of true love.

“Shove that dick down your throat like a whore. Oh yeah!” He moaned again as Twilight did as asked with ease. She did have to gag on the cock a bit before she got it as deep as she could, because it was so massive and god-like. He seemed to be turned on by this though. As she kept sucking on his dick occasionally gagging a little, her eyes started to water and the light mascara Rarity had her use started to run a little bit.

OC looked down at her and was even more aroused by the sight of Twilight Sparkle choking on his dick. He felt himself about to cum. He grunted, “I’m about to cum! Be a good little bookworm slut and swallow as much as you can!”

Twilight braced herself and soon started swallowing as she felt his dick erupt with cum in her throat. She choked a little because it was so much and her mouth slipped off his dick as three more good spurts landed on her face, hair and chest.

Twilight panted as she regained her breath and felt even hornier after she was plastered in OC’s cum. She hoped it wouldn’t be washed off anytime soon. She looked around and saw several girls were staring at her in jealous awe. She wanted the world to know that OC thought her good enough to suck his dick and cover her in his cum.

OC gave a deep and heartwarming chuckle as he looked her over. “White seems to suit you, Twilight. I hope you’re ready for some more.” He said as his dick seemed to only get harder despite being already spent in and on her seconds ago. He didn't need no damn 10 minute recovery for his god-like penis.

Twilight gave him a blush and a hungry look as she nodded. She got up and leaned her back against the wall of the hall. She held herself as OC came closer to her and gave her a kiss and a nibble on an uncovered part of her neck. Twilight moaned as he looked at her breasts and started to caress one as he kissed her now cum clean lips.

Twilight took deep sensual pleasure in the kiss. She shuddered and moaned as she felt one of his rough man hands start to rub her pussy. “You’re all nice and wet still aren't you? I love a girl that can be this wet and sexy.”

He kept kissing her as he gently and not so gently rubbed her pussy as it winked in approval. The purple haired girl felt untold senses of pleasure as he continued to work his fingers on her pussy. She looked to her side as she gave a very unashamed moan out loud and saw Brad... Flash Sentry crying in a pathetic heap on the floor.

Bra…Flash Sentry sniffed as he knew his coolness and manliness was nothing compared to OC’s god-like penis and body. He looked up from his crying and saw the pleasure on Twilight’s face as OC fingered her after having earlier blasted her in cum.

Soon Twilight’s breath hitched again as she orgasmied at OC’s touch. She felt shivers of pleasure course through her body as she moaned in happiness. After she rode out her orgasm, she felt OC’s glorious man cock rub against her flower’s entrance.

It was only seconds later that it entered her wonderful tight pussy. She shuddered and orgasmied yet again. She had never felt so fulfilled in her life as she did now with OC’s dick inside her. “I was wrong! He’s more hung than all of the stallions of Equestria combined!” She thought as deep uncouth whore like moans escaped her mouth.

Her eyes met Flash’s and she felt her pleasure spike even more as she knew he would never measure up to OC’s amazingness. OC started to thrust in and out faster and harder as she moaned and called his name. “Ohhh! Totally not the Author/Razor Edge/OC!! You’re god-like penis is a gift every girl wants! Please continue to fuck my brains out with it!!! I hope you never want to stop fucking me! Nothing else mattttterrrrssss!” She once again experienced a mind blowing orgasm.

“Ohhh Twilight!!! I’m cumming again!” OC shouted as his cum painted the inside of Twilight’s pussy and overflowed. In the throes of his orgasm, his massive cock slipped out of Twilight and coated her front once more in fresh cum much to her pure pleasure.

Twilight felt the happiest she had ever before. She wanted to always be fucked like this for the rest of her life. She loved being covered in OC’s cum, because it showed her and the world how much he loved her pussy.

The two panted and kissed each other. “Ohhh Twilight your pussy is so nice and warm and tight and amazing!”

“You’re soooo romantic, OC!!! But I don’t think I can handle you alone. You’re too much of a glorious man god of a sexy beast for me alone,” Twilight said has she had hearts in her eyes and OC’s load continued to pour from her and run down her legs. Some of it splattered on to Flash’s super expensive pants to serve as an everlasting reminder of how he was completely forgotten about for OC.

OC gave a blush at this. “Well I can think of one other girl that now deserves to share me with you, Twilight…” He got shy again before he continued speaking, causing all of the girls to pant through their orgasms, from watching Twilight get what all of them wished for every minute of the day, to coo at how romantic and caring and selfless he was to think about others first. “You know… if you want to that is…”

Twilight gave him a heartwarming smile through all the cum on her face and in her hair as she said, “Who would that be, OC? You really are the most generous person I know thinking about other’s like this. Rarity could learn something from you and she’s the Element of Generosity.” She then gave a cute giggle at her own adorkable joke.

OC cleared his throat and blushed as he said, “Sun… Sunset Shimmer.”

Everyone gasped, if they weren’t too busy riding out their self-induced orgasms at OC’s and Twilight’s hotness and really romantic true love, when they heard Sunsetty’s name.

“Y-y-you mena it?!” Sunset asked in complete amazement.

OC gave her a super serious and caring and loving face as he said, “Of course, Sunset. I’ve seen how cute and lovable you are now. The fact that you have been trying so hard to make up for your mistakes and helped with the Dazzlings is more than enough proof that you are one of the most wonderful people and ponies out there now. I’m sure Princess Celestia would forgive you if you asked her.”

He finished and everyone awwwed as Sunset wiped tears of happiness from her eyes. No one questioned how he knew about Equestria, because they were all really sure he was the one to actually help Twilight and the others out last time, but Flash just happened to get the credit. You see he saw OC figure it all out and then went and tried to impress Twilight by pretending he figured it out instead.

OC would have said something, but at that exact moment his OC senses tingled and he knew he had to go save 20 babies from a burning down building in the middle of a lake surrounded by laser sharks of some kind. OC was amazing like that, but he never bragged and everyone knew he was really the hero all along. He also taught Pinkie how to master her pinkie sense. It wasn’t as good as his OC sense, but it was powerful. This is the real reason Pinkie secretly loved me… I mean Razor Edge… ummm OC!

Sunset ripped off her clothes eager to get in on the OC and Twilight action. She had a massive love crush on both of them. “But how will I fit in?”

“Ohhh. Don’t worry, Sunset. He has a massive god penis you can rub your pussy on the shaft while he fucks my holes. We can switch after an hour or so if you want. Cause you know he has that much stamina!” Twilight answered with certainty. She had read all about it in a book by mistake in the CHS library, so she knew how they could do this threesome. She was eager because she also had a love crush on Sunset Shimmer.

OC put his dick in Twilight’s ready and eager pussy again. Sunset lifted one leg over and made sure to give OC a great view of her super-hot and sexy ass, before her neatly trimmed pussy lips touched his god penis’ shaft. She soon moaned as she rubbed her crotch on OC’s shaft. Sunset looked into Twilight’s moaning face and kissed her on the mouth.

Twilight was a little surprised by Sunset’s sudden kiss, but she returned it. She then closed her eyes as she moaned into the kiss they shared. Sunset broke off the kiss and started lick the excess cum from Twilight’s naked, cum covered and beautiful body. She made sure not to clean it all because she knew OC liked how Twilight looked with cum on her body, and Sunset had to agree. It was also proof of their love for all to see. It would be a shame to remove it all even if it tasted like ambrosia to Sunset.

It wasn’t long until Sunset started to orgasm and she called out both of their names while she did so. After riding out her orgasm, she returned to enjoying her pleasure. The three of them continued the wonderful mind blowing sex.

It was a few hours later and all of the girls observing the most truly romantic and caring love sex had passed out from their self-induced orgasms. Twilight and Sunset had switched a few times during the long hot and smexy hours of sex and even tried anal which they both enjoyed receiving, while OC enjoyed giving it. They were now getting tired from the exhaustive and wonderful sex.

As Twilight looked to side once again, she noticed that Flas Entry was covered here and there in their love juices as he cried at how pathetic and useless he really was all this time. The sight gave Twilight and Sunset both a deep and wonderful pleasure as a real man fucked their brains out. They had even both sworn to forever be OCs sex girls and lovers and special some persons with each other. It was because he was just that awesome.

They enjoyed the rest of their days in happiness with their kids. OC was also really rich so they never had to worry about money or jobs. They could just have sex and love each other the whole time. Twilight also found a way to save all of Equestria at once with Sunset’s and OC’s help so that she would never be needed there again and do what was important…

Mine… I mean OC’s and totally not the Author’s, god penis in case you didn't know.