Miku Miku Pony Fever

by Hoshii Niisan

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Random, Human
Length: 526

Hokkaido, Japan. Waking up, Hatsune Miku and her friends discover this portal right here, or was it over there? Anyway, the group finds they have hooves. No module in any Miku game could have prepared them for this.

Miku and her friends wake up in a normal day… until a certain villain(s) tries to take over the world, but needs music used for evil. The villains are in fact the brothers of the Sirens themselves, and now the once skeptical pony haters have to use their music to save Japan. No, to save the world.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-20 01:43:03 UTC

Prologue Mix

Hatsune Miku was startled once again by Kagamine Rin's cheers. They were enough to compete with that of a football stadium's audience, and it made the other vocaloids in the house sick of her shouting.

"Rin," Miku called out angrily, "Shut UP."

"But..." Rin was interrupted by Megurine Luka this time.

"Rin, please, we're trying to sleep!"

"But they've just defeated Tirek and...!"

This got a now fully awake Miku to attention. "Who's Tirek? Is he that goat who kicked me in the stomach that one time... oh my God it's him isn't it?!?" She flailed about the room, waking the other vocaloids.

"No silly, he just steals magic from ponies."

Kasane Teto rubbed her eyes as she trudged groggily into the living room. "You mean these?" She held out a picture of a pony that was a horrid sight to behold.

"Uhhh..." Rin trailed off. "How about no?" She made a sarcastically cheerful smile. She then flashed a picture of her own. It was of Twilight Sparkle, a lavender alicorn with a shiny crown and glorious wings.

Soon Akita Neru awoke and walked into the room. "Ugh... my beauty sleep..." She opened her eyes and began texting on her phone. "Oh well, time to text!"

"Who are you even texting?" asked Kaito, who walked in with his usual blue scarf and jacket.

"No one," Neru replied, slapping Kaito as he tried to get a peek at what she was doing.

"Quiet down!" Yelled Rin. "Twilight is gonna get... OH. MY. GOD." On the television, a castle resembling her usual treehouse appeared. The six transformed from some other form to a more regular form of pony.

A drunken girl named Meiko stumbled in, holding a bottle of her usual liquor, Kasane Teto Sake. "I'M NOT DRUNK, GUYS!" She screamed, suddenly analyzing the situation. However groggily, she quickly recovered and said, "Oh. What have we here?" She snuck a swig of the Sake.

The scream of Meiko awoke Kagamine Len, Rin's twin brother. "Ugh," he exclaimed clutching his head painfully. "Meiko, you gotta stop drinking, it wakes people up.

"Actually," she corrected, "it was Rin and these things that look like candy colored horses." Len awoke at this outburst.

The last to wake was Yowane Haku, a tall girl with a single gray ponytail. "What's up, guys, watching some MLP?"

"See?" Asked Rin. SHE understands.

"That's because, like you, she's crazy!" Yelled Miku.

"ALL of you are crazy!" Shouted Meiko, eager to get others to try her sake. She dashed over to Kaito and had him taste some, causing to throw up shortly afterwards.

Haku scowled at Miku. "Right, just because we like My Little Pony, we're crazy!"

"Thanks for closed captioning what I was trying to say," Miku said with happy sarcasm.

Suddenly, a red shockwave could be felt. All of the Vocaloids were in this... peculiar trance, even the TV was turned to three girls. One had a long blue ponytail, another had two long pigtails. The most disturbing of the trio was the one with poofy orange hair. Their eyes turned green as they felt themselves descending deeper into the hypnosis.