Chapter 1 - The Creatures Arrival
Ch. 1 - "The Creatures Arrival"
It all began as a normal day in the Creature Office. James was yelling, Seamus was being sarcastic, and Jordan was making strange noises. Thankfully though this all made sense since they were streaming on Twitch. They were all playing Payday 2. “Jordan! Hurry the fuck up or we’ll lose the mission!” said James. “James they’re coming, no no no no!” Jordan screamed. Seamus looked over at Jordan and shacked his head. “Jordan what are you doing?” Aleks said while laughing. Jordan was quickly shot down by the police and dropped the money. “Well I’m not doing anything now” replied Jordan. “Alright fuck this, i'm done” James said as he got up from his chair and headed for the door. “James!” shouted Jordan, after James. James kept walking towards the toward and repeated the words “I’m done” before grabbing the handle. Just as James’ hand landed on the handle the door came flying open, knocking James back and startling everyone else in the room. James slammed onto the ground with a loud thud. “Hey what the fuck!” James shouted as he looked up to see who knocked him over.
Dan was standing in the doorway with a panicked looked on his face. “Everything alright Dan?” asked Aleks, as he and everyone else got up from their seats. “No, it’s not, we gotta get out of the office!” replied Dan. “What’s going on” asked Jordan. “I don’t know, Kevin and Spencer just disappeared in a puff of purple smoke!” explained Dan. Everyone looked at Dan like he was insane, except James who started to get back up. Dan grabbed James hand to help him up, and at just that moment Dan disappeared right in front of their eyes. Without Dan’s helping hand, James once again hit the ground. “Jesus Christ! What was that” Seamus yelled. Just then Seamus disappeared in a puff of purple smoke just as Dan did. Aleks got up and quickly ran for the door but poofed away just before reaching it. “James! James just stay still!” said Jordan. James reluctantly did what he said instead of getting up. “What the fuck is that going to do! Jordan just” and before he could finish, he was gone. “James?” Jordan poofed away as well. The Creature Office had just been deserted in a matter of seconds.
Over in the land of Equestrian....
“I don’t know why it’s not working” said Twilight. “You sure you’re doing it right?” asked Applejack. Rarity quickly answered for her “Of course she is, Twilights great with magic. Right Fluttershy”. “Um yes…” replied Fluttershy. “Look!” yelled Pinkie Pie, as she bounced in place. Everypony looked over at the puff of purple smoke that was forming in front of Twilight’s house. One by one everyone began falling out, followed by several complaints and lots of bitching. All of the ponies ran and flew over to them. “Whoa!” said Rainbow Dash in shock at the way they looked. “What the hell?” said Aleks, in shock of the ponies. Applejack leaned over to twilight, “what kind of spell is this exactly twilight?” she whispered in her ear. “It was just a simple teleportation spell, or at least I thought it was” she replied. “Oh what the fuck, is this… is this my little pony?” said Kevin. “What? It can’t be, were not on drugs are we?” replied Dan. “Uh… hello” said Twilight, awkwardly. “Uh Hi” said Jordan, “so uh, can you maybe tell us where we are”. “You’re in Equestria” announced Twilight, “more specifically Ponyville” Rarity followed up. “Okay but how did we get here” asked James. Twilight awkwardly backed away “well….. I uh, may have been trying a new teleportation spell, and… well… now you’re here. For some reason...” she said. “You can us back though, right?” Jordan asked. “Well, honestly, I don’t know. I didn’t mean to bring you guys here it was just an accident” said Twilight.
James stood up and pushed his way past everyone and got right in Twilights face. “You mean to tell me that you fucked up! Brought us here, and then can’t even fucking bring us back! Goddammit!” he yelled. Rainbow Dash quickly flew over and pushed James back “hey she didn’t mean too!” she yelled. “I don’t fucking care if she meant to, I just want her to fix her fuck up!” James screamed. Rainbow Dash quickly flew over and put her nose to James’ nose. “Oh and you’ve never made a mistake before!” - “No not one as big as this!” - “Yeah well maybe if you got off her back she could figure something out!” Just as James was going to get violent, Aleks pulled James back. “James relax, she has a point. We just have to figure this out” Aleks said. James stared at Rainbow and she stared at him. Quickly, James turned around and stomped off in frustration. “Okay, here let’s just start this whole thing over” Jordan said in sight of six upset ponies. “Alright, fair enough” said Twilight, “My name’s Twilight Sparkle, that’s Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and uh…. Where’s Fluttershy?” asked Twilight. Applejack and Pinkie moved away to reveal Fluttershy hiding behind them, shivering. “Oh well we didn’t mean to scare her” Dan said. “No it’s quite alright, she’s just shy. It’s in her nature, and her name too…” said Rarity.
Jordan walked forward, “well I’m Jordan, this is Dan, Seamus, Kevin, Aleks, and that’s James over there” said Jordan, as he watched James kicking a tree in the distance. “”Hmm, well the only place to begin that I know of is my library. I’ll go investigate, in the meantime you guys can uh….” Twilight was stopped midsentence by Pinkie. “You can come with me to my shop, we have lots of cake!” Pinkie said in excitement. “I guess that sounds good for now” Dan said. “Perfect let’s go!” Pinkie shouted. "Oh well, I can't actually" said Fluttershy. Everyone looked over at her, puzzled. "I.. I.. I have to feed Angel" said Fluttershy as she quickly flew away. Rainbow Dash shrugged her shoulders. Everyone began to follow Pinkie Pie to her shop except Twilight and James, who was still upset. As they walked Seamus started talking to Aleks. “I’m having a really hard time believing this” Seamus said. “Well we all are, but what else can we do but just go along with it.” Aleks replied. “As weird as it is, this could be kinda fun” Kevin said, butting into the conversation. “Yeah but who knows if we’ll even get back” Seamus said. Applejack overheard what he said and walked closer. "You know, for as long as I've known Twilight, she's never let anypony down, not once. So before you go and start thinkin' your stuck here. You might wanna keep that in mind" said Applejack.
Up ahead Jordan was talking to Pinkie Pie and Rarity. "I don't believe anyone's cordially apologized for everything, so let me be the first-" Rarity said, before being cut off. "Sorry" Pinkie said. "Wha... Pinkie! I was going to say that" said Rarity. "Say what?" asked Pinkie. "I was was, errgh! I don't care anymore" Rarity said in spite. Jordan grinned a bit, "Either way we understand that you guys didn't do it on purpose, so if you were worried about that, well then don't be". "If you don't mind me asking, where are you all from?" asked Rarity. "Oh um, Earth" responded Jordan. Rainbow Dash quickly flew up to Jordan after hearing that. "Earth? This is Earth" she said in confusion. "Oh, well I think my Earth is different from your Earth. Yours is definitely a lot brighter and happier." Jordan said. "So our Earth is the better Earth?" asked Rainbow Dash confidently. Jordan laughed a bit and said "well yeah I guess, but do you have video games here?" - "What are those?" asked Rarity. "Eh, I think it might take too long to explain" said Jordan. Dan caught up to Jordan, "hey uh, I don't know if you guys noticed but all of the other ponies around here are giving us weird looks. That one might even be hiding her kid..." said Dan. "Oh.... uh yeah we should probably get them to the shop as quick as possible" Rainbow Dash said as she looked around nervously along with everyone else in the group. They all started speed walking and quickly all got inside of Pinkie's shop.
(Just so everyone is in the loop, here's everyone at Pinkie's shop. Jordan, Seamus, Aleks, Kevin, Dan, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie, Applejack. Twilights looking for answers, James kicking a tree, Fluttershys busy and do you remember how earlier in the office Dan said Kevin and "SPENCER" poofed away. Yeah well remember that.
