And Then Rarity Was A Boot

by WheatOnMyShin

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Sad, Romance
Length: 1006

Rarity became a boot and stuff happened. Boot stuff. You know, those big things dat yu wear

Rarity became a boot. She obviously thinks those crummy old boots are obviously dumb and stuff but then she becomes a boot and then things get boot when things suddenly get boot when boot comes in and boots the boot out of boot Rarity.

you know.

that kind of boot stuff.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-03 12:36:58 UTC

Story

so rarit was like all over the area wer lik she was makin botos but den like her horn begin to glow and she was all like "oh no my horn! oh well maybe i will find gems" cause you know thats how it went last time she found all her germs and like found out her spesial talent.

so rarity let her horn do da magic while it worked, but then like it turned her into a boot and this was a real problem because then rarity was a boot.

this was obviously gruesome due to the fact she is a boot and this is a majestic adventure so she like hops to sweetie belle's area and accidentally kicks her unconcious thus evolving the story further as rarity is nowh elpless as she is stuck as a boot but oh no she gave her sister a bad cumcussion oh crap so then rarity decided to poop out bootlings and then the bootling knocked rarity over and rarity somehow cried even though she is a boot.

but the things got serious when boot bootling was like boot boot and then kicked rarity again and she wasl ike crying so much from the agony she was experiening so she decided to head on out and leav her famil maybe twilight sparkl could help yea? so she decided to move on out to like pony ville and dodgd like hobo ponies wanting to wear her wakward rite? anyway so lik she was movin through da area and was like damn i need to find twilight things are difficult when im da boot

this was quite obviously the results of her being a boot, being a boot isn't easy. you have to boot the nyou have to boot and boot.

so rarity was like moving through and she saw the libary so she moved in and wwas like help twilight and twilight was awesome and was like yeah okay rarit even though u bitch i help you and then twilight used her horn to like make rarit normal but then like drama happened and like rarity was still a boot, but like, two boots she like multiplied thus causing hte ultra boot to happen but not only that twilight became a boot and shit was getting real but like spike came down and stepped on a rarity and blood gushed out and all her organs and like then the chainsaw came out but wait rarity doesnt have one haha get it? anyway so like rarity is up next like oh no now one of me is dead and then twilight was like we are like the only unicorns in mane 7 we need to go get another unicorn tha doesn kno us and den rarity was like ya good idea twilite you so smart ims uch a diva bitch

then like dey hopped along but then boot came laong and was like oh my god rarity boot and then boot rarity was like oh no its my husband and twilitge was like ur married to a gboot? and then like rarity was like ya didnt u no? and then like rarity was beaten up and her b rains like exploded and twilight was like oh no and then boot booted and then did the boot to do the boot and booted the boot boot boot boot boot boot.

boot.

anyway twilight was now a boot and that wasx rpoblem no one cared rarity died she is a bitch and everyone hates her and no one likes her cause shes a bitch like that u no so like then twilight jumped through tryin to find lyras house and shit i forget her lroe um um oh yea  i think its like she loves boots rite? so then twilite went into liberalist's hosue and was like hey bitch u republican fuk u and then lyra was like hey ron paul 2012

and twilite was like fuk u sopa is cool and dfen  like lyra put on twilight boot and twilight was like oh no i am in her feet why have i not exploded like rarity oh well i am not married to random boot oh wait nooo i am lyra hide you liberalist faggot and den boot came up and was like boot boto and then like rarit was like o n o wshit and wait thats not rarity its twilight oh well lol i guess rarity is back to life so like rarity is like run twilight i will hold boots off and den i die honorably name a filly after me nooo and rarity died and then twilight as runnin and lyra had accident amgical spell and like twiligt was human oh no and now twilight was human but den like lyra horn lit up again and she was pony abn then twilight was like danks lyra even do u gay and then lyra was like no prob can i dtry hump boot now and then twilight was like yes

and the world was left a better place now that rarity was gone.

but wait rarity wasnt really dead so she was lik oh no i am wounded and den the doots were like hey bitch u rs now we rape u  and lik fuk u and  cut up bith and den rarity was like oh no someone help me im a boot and then like lyra c ame along and she was like a boot too but then liek she exploded and rarity was like shit and jacked off to the liberalist pig andyaw she was like oh no if you kill boto rarity you must be mexican and black and then dey were like omg racist and then rarity died and the world was stil lbetter and lyra weas dead and twilitgh died lonely oh wait she never died now she did hahahahaahaahahahahaha umad twilight fan anyway now dat lik the boot curse is over lik ponyville can rest from dat problem cuz it was so major rite?