The day of the lone banana
Pinkie had just had the greatest party ever, again. She then opened the door to her bedroom and there she saw it. A lone banana on the table in her room. It just sat there menacingly.
“Hi banana!” said Pinkie, “How did you get here? I don’t remember buying you. Oh well.”
She then went to bed. As the hours passed in her sleep, the banana just sat there, waiting. Then, as if fate and destiny were having a party filled with streamers, cakes, flying monkeys, and a giant flaming stripper all in one giant, tight package. At that moment, a bunch of thunderclouds filled with magic and static electricity. The thunderclouds magically zapped the banana, giving the banana the ability to control electricity. Then a hellcircle appeared inside the room as a demon came thru the hellcircle and then gave the banana the power of hellfire and destruction. The a little three headed monkey monk came in a talked into the banana, telling him the secrets of the universe. Thanks to these secrets, the banana had now obtained psychic powers and began levitating in the room. Its powers began growing more and more. The banana had gained power beyond any unicorn or even an alicorn. But, as it has been stated before, it is a banana. It has no mind, it is a banana. Therefore, the banana in the end could only sit there even though it can levitate. It’s a banana.
Then morning came, Pinkie woke up. “Good morning Gummy! Good morning banana!”
She then yawned and then saw that the banana was flying in the air.
“Cool! How did you learn to do that mister banana?” asked Pinkie even though it is a banana, therefore it cannot talk. However, this does not matter to Pinkie because she is Pinkie. “Hmmmm....Well mister banana, I can't remember the last time that a banana of mine could float like that. Maybe I should take you to Twilight.”
Pinkie grabbed the banana from the air and hopped down to Twilight's house. She then knocked on the door. Twilight came to the door, yawning. “Morning Pinkie, what's is it?”
“Hey Twilight, check this out!” she said as she showed her the banana.
“Pinkie, that's a banana.”
“Here, let me show you.” Pinkie said as she then hopped into the house and put it on the table. The banana then began floating.
“Wha-how? How is this possible? Pinkie, what did you do to this, uh, banana?”
“I don't know. I had this super party yesterday and came home and there was this lone banana. Then I went to sleep and when I woke up, the banana could float!”
“That makes no sense.”
“I know! Isn't that weird? I mean I know I usually do things that don't make sense but the banana, I just don't know.”
“Hmmm...let me get some equipment ready down in my basement.”
“Equipment?”
“Yeah, to examine this banana, man that sounds weird to say.”
Twilight and Pinkie went down to the basement, leaving the banana alone. At that moment, a spider that had been radiated by every radioactive source known, came down onto the spider but died because the spider was radiated by every radioactive source before it could do anything. Then, a phoenix flew in and breathed magic fire onto the banana. Then, miniature red bull with wings flew in and took out one of its feathers and put it on the banana, in which the banana absorbed. Then, a giant shadow monster came in and poured shadow magic into the banana. The banana began achieving an entire new existence. The banana then began glowing red, which probably means the banana is about to become evil because anything that glow red is usually evil. The banana began puring magic out around it, the magic began affecting the weather of Ponyville. Hundreds of storm clouds appeared over Ponyville and began raining Ice Cream Trucks and snails wearing monkey masks. Then the magic went to the Everfree forest and then bears with bunny ears came running out of the forest for no reason. Then a small dog ran into Ponyville, wait, that didn't happen. Sorry.
While all this horrible, destructive, violent, more horrible things were happening, Twilight and Pinkie were still setting up the equipment. Meanwhile, the banana's magic began growing more and more. Its power began to warp time and space as we know. It began to understand the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Then, out of nowhere, a pony with a huge white mustache came in and whispered to the banana the fifteen secret ingredients of KFC to the banana, giving it even more power! The banana's power level surpassed nine thousand, no , nine million! The banana began its merging with the very meaning of the universe. However, in the end, it is just a banana, which means it has no mind or brain. It is not some scarecrow trying to find a brain, or some monster with bolts on its neck that needs a brain to function. It is a banana.
Pinkie then returned to the banana. She took a glance at outside as it now began raining pears with devil horns on them.
“Huh, I didn't know it was supposed the rain evil looking pears today, hope Applejack doesn't see that.”
She then grabbed the banana and brought it down to Twilight.
“Here's the banana Twilight.”
“Thanks Pinkie....Wait, before I start examining this banana, I'm going to get a drink, wanna come Pinkie?”
“Sure!”
They both left the basement, leaving the lone banana. The banana then began levitating again as its power grew even more. Its psychic powers began to manipulate the very laws of nature. Gravity began fluctuating, storm clouds became giant fireballs, mountains grew legs and began dancing, rabbits decided to start wearing sombreros, the horrors the banana began creating became worse and worse. Its power grew and grew to a point that the author couldn't think of any other adjectives to describe the banana. The banana became a being that no one could comprehend. Even though it was just a banana. Then everything stopped.
The banana finally had a brain. The power it had been given gave it a brain. At that moment, the banana ascended into the air and thought of only thing.
It thought, 'Aw man, not this again.'
The banana then used its power to warp time and space around it and warped itself to another place. The author does not where the banana went or why it thought that. All the author knows was that when Pinkie returned to the basement, the banana was gone and she was so sad it had left her. On the other hand, Twilight just wanted to eat the banana so maybe it was better this way. But Pinkie knew, one day the banana would return.
Maybe.